TMI Thursday: Never Try to Fool a Gay Man

February 25, 2010

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
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What? Cartoons Can Be SCARY!!!

February 24, 2010

Thoughts and tidbits from my “draft ideas” folder that never quite made it into posts, but are rather entertaining all on their lonesome (says me):
1. (Inspired by Avatar): I really wish evolution hadn’t done away with our tails. How much fun would that be? What a great conversational starter in bars! The physical comedy possibilities alone [...]

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Strangers Are Strange

February 23, 2010

I’m not a big fan of strangers.
It probably comes from the whole Masshole thing, but when someone I don’t know makes a move like they’re going to talk to me, I have a mini panic attack inside.
(It also may be because my father used to regularly present me with newspaper clippings of the latest little [...]

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Your Weekend Dose of the AWESOME SAUCE, V1

February 20, 2010

So, I know I’ve been slacking on the Weekend Doses of Fugly. What can I say, life happens.
BUT during the commercials before Avatar tonight (my 140-character thoughts on that subject are here and here),
THIS happened.
I guffawed, people. GUFFAWED.

Well played, Old Spice.
Well. PLAYED.
***Don’t forget “Life Advice from B” questions are still live. Ask ‘em now!***

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The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXIII

February 19, 2010

You all know this game by now. Time for another installment of “The Shiz My Boyfriend Says.” Woot!
(Oh, and bee tee dubs, I’ve had about a zillion requests for another round of Life Advice from B… so go ahead and ask your questions today! I’ll post his answers on Tuesday, if I can get him [...]

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TMI Thursday: It’s All Yours, Folks

February 18, 2010

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
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You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Hungry

February 17, 2010

First off, I would like to say that I did NOT like the Betty White Super Bowl commercial. I am far too big of a Golden Girls fan to be able to watch my sweet Rose get pummeled to the ground and laugh about it.
I’m a softie like that, I suppose.
That said, the premise of [...]

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I May Love You, Interwebs, But I Don’t Have To Like You Right Now.

February 16, 2010

Boston, Chicago, Colorado, L.A., San Diego, Texas, Washington State, North Carolina, all over Canada, Saratoga Springs, New York City, the UK, China, Indonesia, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Virginia, Baltimore, Pennsylvania, Jersey, Cleveland, Detroit, Vegas, Egypt, New England, South Dakota… the list goes on and on.
The list of people that I adore, that is… and the [...]

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Free Stuff Makes Me Happy in My Pants

February 15, 2010

(Sidebar: As long as I’m doing reviews, the apartment is sorely in need of some new and fantastic bar stools before we throw our next shindig, and this site is totally tempting me…)
So, this weekend I was lucky enough to get some free stuff. When is that ever a bad thing?
Answer: When it’s an STD.
Zing!!!!!!
Anyhoo.
First up, a [...]

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I Don’t Get (or *Get*) Cabin Fever.

February 12, 2010

Today, I am at the office.
It is, thanks to snOMG, the first time since last Thursday.
All week, I’ve heard growing moans of despair as the District announced snow day after snow day.
To the moaners I say… What. The. Fuck. Is wrongwithyou???
Every night this week, B and I waited anxiously to be granted yet another day [...]

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