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- January 2012 (3)
- November 2011 (3)
- 28: And Then I Went to See a Psychic (71)
- 23: Silver Linings, a Totchoes Lament, and a Whole Lot of Fear (45)
- 16: On Endings. (112)
- October 2011 (4)
- September 2011 (2)
- August 2011 (4)
- July 2011 (5)
- 19: Events & Funsies, Hooray! (11)
- 15: Random Good Stuff Giveaway (Wheeeeee!) (6)
- 14: Bonding Through Tragic Circumstances… (19)
- 12: Lemonade = Good. Vodka Lemonade = Better. (24)
- 06: Winning, and Not the Charlie Sheen Kind (0)
- June 2011 (3)
- 30: These Aren’t Your Grandma’s Cookies. (47)
- 25: On (Permanent) Gratitude. (33)
- 02: A Little Hate is Healthy (40)
- May 2011 (4)
- 25: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But There’s Some Schmoop On Your Shirt. (48)
- 13: Friday D’awwwwww. (35)
- 09: All Growed Up, Tweeter-Style (61)
- 02: A Little Black Dress and Cinderella Jeans (59)
- April 2011 (2)
- March 2011 (5)
- February 2011 (3)
- 28: Anne Hathaway: WOO GIRL Un-Extraordinaire. (56)
- 18: And I’m Ashamed To Be An American… (25)
- 07: Judgy Wudgy Was A (Very Smart) Bear. (142)
- January 2011 (3)
- 31: My (Glee-ky) Little Workout Secret… (47)
- 25: I Love YOU, Britain. I Just Don’t Love Your TV. (122)
- 17: 2011: LIFE, Or Something Like It… (65)
- December 2010 (6)
- 27: An Award for Being a
WinoSocial Butterfly? Yes and Also Please. (36) - 23: The Professional… Finally Matching the Personal. (72)
- 22: Lean Pockets Winner!!! (4)
- 18: Forget an iPad; What You REALLY Want To Win This Xmas is a Year’s Supply of… (89)
- 06: The Ones Who Make My Crazy Possible; Or, What You Should Buy for Christmas. (57)
- 01: Why You Should Hire Me. BLAMMO. (137)
- 27: An Award for Being a
- November 2010 (4)
- 23: Things I Learned This Weekend: Boulder is the Cutest, Crunchiest Place on Earth; I Found My Sister Wives if I Ever Go Mormon; and Alex Definitely Did NOT Steal the Pea Puree. (79)
- 18: It’s The (Really, REALLY) Little Things. (62)
- 16: The PUBLISH Button: Oh Come On, You Can Freaking DO This. (87)
- 02: Zombies are the New Vampires. (60)
- October 2010 (8)
- 26: I Must Be Outside My Mind. (45)
- 20: Because Corgis are Officially the Funniest Dogs Around. (21)
- 18: PB AND TUNA: THE REVENGE. (22)
- 15: A Little Help For My “Cheers” (7)
- 14: It Had To Happen Eventually. (22)
- 13: Because No One WORKS On Their First Day Back At Work. (36)
- 06: LiLu-isms and Whatnot. (47)
- 04: I’m Making It Rain, Y’all. (45)
- September 2010 (9)
- 29: Why I Love My Seester (65)
- 23: Oh Look, It’s Yet Another BEST THING OF ALL TIME. (17)
- 21: Two Shots of Sunshine, Please. (106)
- 17: I Got It From My Mama. (56)
- 14: NSFWWWWWWWWW (Okay, Maybe It Is… But Not In My Mind.) (74)
- 10: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXXI (32)
- 08: Birthday FAILapotamus. (67)
- 03: And For My 600th Post, I Give You THIS. (50)
- 02: George Zimmer, Your Guarantee is A-Okay With Me (33)
- August 2010 (13)
- 31: So What’s The Deal: “Mo’ Sports. Mo’ Beer. Momo’s.” (20)
- 30:
Ferris BuellerB, You’re My Hero. (55) - 27: A-Cabin-ing We Go… (33)
- 23: Wine Tasting Gets Creative in Shenandoah (56)
- 20: The “AMERICUH FTW” Happy Hour! (12)
- 18: I Choose My Friends Based on the Videos They Send Me. (25)
- 17: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXX (60)
- 16: So What’s the Deal? (12)
- 13: It’s Not You… It’s Your Aesthetic. (Alt. Title: It Ain’t Rocket Surgery.) (50)
- 11: Taking Life By The Horns. Or, Well, a Bull, Anyway. (I’ll Take What I Can Get.) (52)
- 10: 20sb Meetups, S’mores, Cheezburger Hats, Pants Off Dance Offs, and My Drinking Cape. (Or, BlogHer, Part 2) (42)
- 09: How LiLu Takes a Perfectly Good Educational/Inspirational Experience and Turns It Into a Shit Show (Or, BlogHer, Part 1) (54)
- 02: NYC 20sb Meetup! (25)
- July 2010 (24)
- 30: Still on Break(ish), But You Need to See This. (34)
- 28: Taking a Wee “Recuperation” Break. Please to Enjoy Some Wheelchair Cat in the Meantime. (29)
- 26: So You Lost Your Dream Job / Boyfriend / Puppy / Object of Perceived Inherent Value… (104)
- 23: Aaaaaand We Lost. (162)
- 20: MTV TJ Challenge THE LAST: My Three Most Memorable Moments from MTV (54)
- 19: Remember That Time I Got to Interview Diggy Simmons? Yeah. THAT HAPPENED. (26)
- 19: Tasting the Finish Line… and it is DELICIOUS. (39)
- 17: MTV TJ Challenge 4: If I Could Only Follow One Person on Twitter… (15)
- 16: MTV TJ Challenge 4: Get the Cast of “Community” to Follow You on Twitter. (23)
- 15: MTV TJ Challenge 4: Get Aziz Ansari to Follow You on Twitter. (31)
- 14: MTV TJ Challenge 3: Backstage Passes to MEET the Band. (12)
- 13: MTV TJ Challenge 3: Let’s Get Personal. *Musically.* Not Biblically, You Perv. (63)
- 12: MTV TJ Challenge 3: BREAK A BAND. (12)
- 12: If B Didn’t Exist, I Would Move to LA and Marry Rahul Immediately. (33)
- 11: MTV TJ Challenge 2: #SaveTheFurbabies (37)
- 08: MTV TJ Challenge 1 (Pt 2): In Which I Accost Strangers and Make Them Figure Out Who I Am. (Existential Crisis Not Included.) (59)
- 08: One Big, Fat, Emmy ZING (56)
- 08: Loving the Interwebs, One OMG at a Time. (28)
- 07: MTV TJ Challenge 1: Where I *Express* Myself, Virally. (No STDs Included.) (25)
- 07: T Minus FOUR HOURS… (47)
- 06: 3-D? More Like 3-DON’T. (Ziiiiiiiiiiiing!) (49)
- 04: Happy 4th, Y’all! Now Go Blow Some Stuff Up. (14)
- 02: Freedom Friday! Like With French Fries 6 Years Ago. But With Blog. Or Something. (41)
- 01: The One Where My Sister Is So Totally My Sister It’s Not Even Funny. (Except, It Is.) (64)
- June 2010 (20)
- 30: 20sb Blog Carnival: Friends and Money – #$friends (37)
- 29: Q&A with MTV and LiLu, Part II (47)
- 28: Q&A with MTV and LiLu, Part I (53)
- 25: Feel Good Friday: Nostalgia FTW! (56)
- 24: The Three Categories of Man. (Can We Make It A Man-Wich? Dibs On Being The Peanut Butter.) (82)
- 23: If Only The Vulcan Salute Was An Acceptable Greeting (71)
- 21: The Big Day: Forget “I Want My MTV”… MTV Wants ME. (161)
- 17: The Wheel? Sliced Bread? Those Are Sooooo 5000 BC. (78)
- 16: People I Would Like to Personally Thank For Being Chemically Imbalanced. (79)
- 15: I AM The Sweet Spot. What? (82)
- 14: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXIX (61)
- 11: My Horoscope Said NOTHING About A Full Moon. (78)
- 10: I Might As Well Get Him A Love Fern* (99)
- 09: If I Only Had A Jar of Unicorn Farts, Things Like This Wouldn’t Happen (87)
- 08: The Best Bright Orange Train Wreck In The Whole Damn World. (83)
- 05: Because I Got It From My Mama (56)
- 04: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXVIII (46)
- 03: My “Oprah” List, a la LiLu (78)
- 02: If Only Will Ferrell Would Stop Ribbon-Dancing In My Brain (115)
- 01: Dammit, the Smelly Kid is… ME! (58)
- May 2010 (13)
- 27: Eduardo: Better Than A Post-Op Transcentaur (81)
- 26: Because Apparently I Didn’t Get Enough to Drink in Vegas. (40)
- 25: What Happens In Vegas Stays In Ve… Oh Wait, Not True, Since I’m About To Tell You EVERYTHING. (97)
- 20: I’m On A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!! (20)
- 19: The Things I’ll Do To You: VEGASSSSSSSSS Edition (69)
- 18: B Has Turned Me Into A Nerd… And I Think I Like It. (82)
- 14: Solicited Dating (?????) Advice from LiLu & B (62)
- 12: Thou Shalt Not Mess With My Oggling of Robert Downey Jr. (109)
- 11: I Know It’s Tuesday, But… (54)
- 10: Clichés Are Stereotypes For A Reason. Or Something. (95)
- 05: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXVII (80)
- 04: People Who… (An Ode of Animosity) (123)
- 03: Mojo. (72)
- April 2010 (12)
- 30: Life Just Got Better. (AKA, More Burrito-y.) (43)
- 29: I Really Need to Practice My Bea Arthur ‘Tude (82)
- 28: A Miracle! Or, I’m No Longer Quite So Vampire-y Looking (72)
- 21: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXVI (69)
- 20: The Serious One That Explains All My Vague and Awkward Tweets from the Past Week. (140)
- 19: It’s Monday, and I Got Jokes. (63)
- 16: Nergasm Alert: Colloquialisms (73)
- 15: Weaning You Off of TMI Thursday Slowly… (49)
- 13: In Which I Surprise Trust Fall (Read: Abuse) Tourists on the National Mall (109)
- 12: MIA (47)
- 07: Happy Hour Tonight, Beetches! (20)
- 02: Drink With Me Next Wednesday! (I Know, *Shocking*) (48)
- March 2010 (16)
- 31: In Which I Plot to Lizz Myself for My Fair City (84)
- 30: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXV (61)
- 29: In It… To GYM It. (64)
- 24: If Only I Had A Yard For The Life-Sized Yeti (113)
- 23: I Would Like My Headstone to Say “Killed (Indirectly) By One Stringer Bell,” Please (94)
- 22: Are You Watching This? (49)
- 19: Goin’ Down to
MississippiGeorgia and Up To No Good (44) - 16: So Basically, I Almost Died Yesterday. (148)
- 15: ShamrockFest? More Like ShamrockFLOP. *Ziiiiiing!* (70)
- 12: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXIV (73)
- 10: I Want It Back. (134)
- 09: In Which *I* Give Out Dating Advice?!? (13)
- 08: B Tells You What To Do With Your Life, Part III (54)
- 05: Hodge Podge of Happiness, Viral Style (55)
- 03: Debbie Does Dallas 14: “My Gym Locker Room” (114)
- 01: The Rules to PWNing Karaoke, a la LiLu (101)
- February 2010 (15)
- 26: Five Hundred Fucking Posts?? Well Hot Damn, Let’s Have a Roast!!! (105)
- 24: What? Cartoons Can Be SCARY!!! (96)
- 23: Strangers Are Strange (100)
- 20: Your Weekend Dose of the AWESOME SAUCE, V1 (51)
- 19: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXIII (84)
- 17: You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Hungry (94)
- 16: I May Love You, Interwebs, But I Don’t Have To Like You Right Now. (102)
- 15: Free Stuff Makes Me Happy in My Pants (85)
- 12: I Don’t Get (or *Get*) Cabin Fever. (102)
- 09: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXII (107)
- 08: I’ve Got a Dirty Little Secret… (97)
- 05: In Which My Mom Cheers You Up (78)
- 03: Would You Rather Wednesday – The Cash Money/Famousity Edition (124)
- 02: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaave You Met Berto? (70)
- 01: Solicited Advice Welcome (306)
- January 2010 (16)
- 29: C U Next… Friday! (76)
- 27: In Which I Use the Interwebs. Hump THAT, Wednesday. (107)
- 26: Finding Your E-Voice, and Maybe, Just Maybe, the Zack to Your Slater (144)
- 25: This Is What Happens Why You Fly Across the Country… (70)
- 20: Love Harder. (115)
- 19: B Tells You What To Do With Your Life, Part II (68)
- 18: ***static*** (27)
- 15: Let’s Get Nekkid. (You, For Once, Instead of Me!) (145)
- 13: Random is Fun! Especially When It’s in VIDEO… (55)
- 12: B Tells You What To Do With Your Life, Part I (89)
- 11: You Can Get Animal With Me Anytime, Baby (82)
- 08: Lightning… Has Just Struck My Brain. (Smee! Smee! What About Smee!)* (107)
- 06: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXI (95)
- 05: Life Just Got a Little Bit Creepier. (148)
- 04: Shit I Might Try to Do More Gooder At in Aught 10. (109)
- 02: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v17 (64)
- December 2009 (17)
- 30: In Which There Is Absolute Proof I Am NOT Adopted. (98)
- 28: All I Want For Christmas… (75)
- 27: Oh Em Gee, Maxie… You Freaking RULE. (26)
- 24: Yes, This is Totally What I’m Leaving Up For You to Look at for Five Days. (67)
- 23: Some Short-But-Sweet Angree: Think Before You Tweet. (82)
- 22: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XX (84)
- 18: I Thought I Never Wanted to Hear the Name “Tiger Woods” Again… (68)
- 16: Let’s Have a Quickie (of the “Point and Laugh” Variety) (88)
- 15: The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer… (125)
- 14: The Most Magical Thing to Come Out of the Holiday Happy Hour… (96)
- 11: What are YOU Doing Tonight? (48)
- 09: PS TMIT FTW! (How Bout Them Acronym-y Apples??) (50)
- 08: Quirky McQuirkerson Magee, That’s Me (112)
- 07: The Entirely Unorthodox Holiday Gift-Giving Guide (100)
- 04: My Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad, No Good
DayWeek (84) - 02: This is Seriously How We Spend Our Time (42)
- 01: Ten Reasons I Should Probably Not Procreate (137)
- November 2009 (12)
- 30: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XIX (91)
- 24: Either B is the Greatest Boyfriend of All Time, or a Cylon Who Can Totally Read My Mind (99)
- 23: The Shiz My Friends Say, Vol. III (58)
- 20: 140 Character Peeks Into the Crazy That Is Me, Vol. II (68)
- 18: The Antithesus of a Recap… Because I Can’t Just Be Normal About Anything. (87)
- 17: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XVIII… The Costa Rican Edition (83)
- 16: Halloweenie, A Week Late But None Short. (That Didn’t Make Sense.) (80)
- 10: A Taste of Me, Even Though I’m So Very (*sings*) Far Away… (46)
- 08: Bored on a Sunday Afternoon? Let’s Go *Insert Your Favorite Holiday Here* Shopping! (47)
- 04: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XVII… and Farewell. (101)
- 03: The Most Important Blog Post I’ll Ever Write. (164)
- 02: Someone Ate a Lot of Paste as a Child (108)
- October 2009 (16)
- 28: My Sweet Carolina Girls… Best in the World! (77)
- 27: Goddamn It, She’s *Thinking* Again… (66)
- 25: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v16 (64)
- 23: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XVI (106)
- 21: It’s Been Far, Far Too Joyful Around Here… Let’s Fix That. (130)
- 20: No, Really… You Just Had To Be There. #pbandtuna (98)
- 19: #pbandtunakilledme… (and I Liked It). (75)
- 16: It's My Birthday and I'll Post What I Want To (124)
- 14: Get TFO If… (123)
- 13: Jill's Blob is a Dirty, Dirty Whore. (30)
- 10: It's Up To You, New Yawwwwwwk, NEW YAWWWWWWWWK!!!!!! (51)
- 09: In Which We Rickroll a Whole Freaking Bar (80)
- 07: Take Your "Shoulds" And Shove Them Up Your (130)
- 06: I Really Just Want to Say the Word "Hodge Podge," So, Yeah… Here We Are. (94)
- 05: Pure, Unadulterated MURDER… It's A Beautiful Thing. (119)
- 02: Just When You Thought I Wasn't Posting… (35)
- September 2009 (17)
- 30: It's Angry. It's Awesome. It's All Over the Goddamn Place! …Typical. (97)
- 29: 140 Character Peeks Into the Crazy That Is Me (89)
- 28: How To Be Kind Of An A-Hole, But A Super Great Friend. (104)
- 25: Seriously, Firefly… I Think You Owe Me Some Money By Now. (153)
- 23: The Shiz My Friends Say, Vol. II (80)
- 22: Holy Sprinkles… I'm The Angela Of My Office. (Without The Affair And All.) (106)
- 21: I Would Totally Be Okay With Dying Dead Right Now. (113)
- 16: WYR Wednesday: Not THAT Gross For Once. Swear. (80)
- 15: I Really Don't Know Where This Serious Crap Is Coming From, But Let's Go With It. (170)
- 14: This Is How We Do Iiiiit. (Apparently.) (114)
- 11: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XV (116)
- 09: 09.09.09 (100)
- 08: Yet Another Ever So Subtle Difference Between Men and Women. (61)
- 07: I'm Probably Going to Lose Half My Readers For This And I Don't Even Care. (97)
- 04: Stop. Bullet Time! Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh Duh, Duh Duh! (116)
- 02: Always, ALWAYS Get Her Wine. (93)
- 01: In Which I Completely Forget Why I Love City Living (119)
- August 2009 (18)
- 31: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XIV (110)
- 28: So I Am Apparently Really Late to This Party, But Hopefully You Are Too (89)
- 26: Guy Love, Cheeseburgers, and Sterilization, Oh My. (102)
- 25: Irrational Hatred is Fun! (152)
- 24: B Is Psycho, AKA We're All Moved In! (130)
- 21: The Shiz My Friends Say, Vol. I (92)
- 19: Stop Pitying Me, Trolls!!! (132)
- 18: Love Those Dirty Bloggers… Oh, Boston You're My Home (98)
- 14: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XIII (95)
- 12: The Badassery of It All (aka Murray) (104)
- 11: What I Wouldn't Give for Some Kitten Mittens Right Now (114)
- 10: I Love Women. (Like That Guy in the "College" Song, But With Less Douche.) (119)
- 08: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v15 (44)
- 07: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XII (95)
- 05: WYR Wednesday: Lara Croft Was Asking For It (74)
- 04: Hi, Mom! This Sure Ain't the Today Show… (154)
- 03: Please To Excuse the Static (42)
- 01: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v14 (57)
- July 2009 (18)
- 31: I Want to Meet You! And Friday Funsies (90)
- 29: A Post About Harry Potter That Has NOTHING To Do With Harry Potter (81)
- 28: In Which I Copy Everyone But, Of Course, Make It All About Me (97)
- 27: Bitch Bitch Bitch Moan Moan Moan; Pity Party for One, Please. (78)
- 24: I'm Lazy But I Got You a Laugh to Make Up For It (38)
- 22: Movin' On Down, to… Anywhere That Will Have Us. (131)
- 21: I'd Call It Selling Out, if the Damn Thing Weren't Actually So Cool (124)
- 20: Don't You Dare Touch My Hatorade (131)
- 17: Yes, a Whole Goddamn Post About the Hole in My Shirt (104)
- 15: The Internet Makes Me Laugh in My Pants (92)
- 13: Yes… We are *That* Crazy. (75)
- 10: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XI (83)
- 08: What's So Great About Pooping Diamonds, Anyway (37)
- 08: Doctor Love in the House (2)
- 08: B Goes Britney Spears, AKA, PROJECT BADASS (4)
- 04: Attention Blog Nuggets!!! The Most Important Thing You Will Read, Basically EVER (24)
- 03: Slanguage Games Are Off The Heezy! (59)
- 01: Please to Use This For My Obit Should I Kick the Bucket Too* (108)
- June 2009 (19)
- 30: A Different Kind of Gay Porn (87)
- 29: Let's All Laugh At My Misfortune (146)
- 26: The Fugly Cometh Early This Weekend… v14 (194)
- 24: WYR… Fear Factor Edition (109)
- 23: Everything's Gotta Give. (153)
- 22: There Are No Words. (101)
- 19: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume X (91)
- 17: Bloggy Nuggets (Plop, Plop) (97)
- 16: I Need a Little Schmoop With My Coffee Today (71)
- 15: When YOU Are The Common Denominator… (127)
- 12: You Wan Me Fluff You Pillow? (130)
- 10: Let's Get Our Kvetch On! Blogging Style… (219)
- 09: I am the Lamest Super Hero Ever (142)
- 08: I Have Never Been More Proud To Say, This Is My BFF, Paris Hilton Style. (Only, Yanno… REAL Friends.) (0)
- 07: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v13 (0)
- 05: Maybe It DOES Have To Do With How Dorky I am… And That's? Okay. (0)
- 03: In Which I Abuse Your Delicate Sensibilities (0)
- 02: Pretty Woman Goan Kick Your Ass (0)
- 01: Fang Banger (0)
- May 2009 (15)
- 29: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume IX (0)
- 27: High School Hilarity, LiLu Style (0)
- 26: Retired, But Not Forgotten. (0)
- 25: Joel McHale + Arrested Development = AWESOME SAUCE. (0)
- 22: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume VIII (0)
- 20: Come and Play With Me… But Not That Way. (You Kinda Smell.) (0)
- 18: I'm In Love With a Clevelander (0)
- 13: In Which I Cave, Because My Name Was Close to The Bloggess' (0)
- 12: Awesomeness Abound: Your Loony Bin IS Fine, Benny Lava (0)
- 11: A Perfectly Scrumptious (Cough, Cough) Weekend (0)
- 08: Letting B Take the Wheel. Like Jesus, But Funnier. (0)
- 06: Do I Get a Gladiator Movie Made About Me Now? (0)
- 05: I'm Calling a Switcheroo (0)
- 04: An Ode to Mr. Colbert, Or YES, New York Was Fabulous. (0)
- 01: Feel-Good Fricking Friday (0)
- April 2009 (21)
- 29: I Am A Mama. For Reals This Time. (0)
- 28: Why I ALWAYS Sit at the Bar… And So Should You. (0)
- 26: Here's How Last Night Went. (0)
- 25: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v12 (0)
- 24: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume VII (0)
- 22: Old McDonald Had Some Lesbian Ducks (0)
- 21: Old People are Awesome. No, Really. (0)
- 20: All We Need is (Bloggy) Love (0)
- 18: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v11 (0)
- 17: My Beloved Maxie's TMI Friday (0)
- 15: Dealbreakers: They're Not Just For Relationships Anymore. (0)
- 14: In Which I Rub Sunshine and Kittens in the Government's Face (0)
- 13: I Can Handle "Manic", But What the Eff Is This Monday (0)
- 12: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v10 (0)
- 10: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume VI (0)
- 08: The Age of the "Nice Guy": LET'S DO IT. (0)
- 07: B *Voluntarily* Embarrasses Himself For a Change (0)
- 06: In Which Maxie and I Get Engaged
- 05: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v9 (0)
- 03: Even My Wii Fit Can See It (0)
- 01: Dear Life: Thanks for the Curveball. (0)
- March 2009 (22)
- 31: The Bartender's Favorite Game (0)
- 30: I'm in a Giving Mood. The Xmas Spirit, You Could Say… (0)
- 29: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v8 (0)
- 27: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol V (0)
- 25: Sometimes Love is Spine-y. (0)
- 23: Fixing My Karmic Deficit… (Dear Karma: Do You Take IOUs?) (0)
- 21: Afternoon Delight: An Awkward and Abrupt Hello from Livit, Luvit (0)
- 20: … But You Can't Take the Masshole Out of the Girl (0)
- 18: Animal Crackers and Fish Scales for Everyone! (0)
- 17: Just As We Are (0)
- 16: The Official Cure for a Case of the Mondays (0)
- 15: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v7 (0)
- 13: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol IV (0)
- 11: The Blog Post I Would Have Wanted to Read Some 20 Months Ago (79)
- 10: A Spoonful of Speshul Helps the Humiliation Go Down (0)
- 09: Housekeeping! You Want Me Fluff Your Pillow? (0)
- 07: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v6 (0)
- 06: No One's Too Cool For Lincoln Logs (0)
- 04: Snuggie Winner! AKA I'm Still a Dork! (0)
- 03: Doing the Splits Into Grown Up World (0)
- 02: Fancy Is Always Better (0)
- 01: Someecard Sunday (0)
- February 2009 (19)
- 28: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v5 (0)
- 27: Beer Me That Pickle Jar! Also, Free Stuff! (0)
- 25: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol III (0)
- 24: The One in Which I Am Officially the Biggest Dork Alive (But So, So Happy). (0)
- 23: Even Restaurant Managers Need Hugs Sometimes (0)
- 20: The Things That Made My Life Better This Week (Besides You). (0)
- 16: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume II, VDay Edition (0)
- 14: Best. Vday. EVER. (0)
- 13: Thank the Baby Jesus for Gay Unicorns (0)
- 11: The Creature that Stole My Father's Manhood (0)
- 10: "If You Were My Wife, I'd Take You Down a Peg or Two"* (0)
- 09: Digging Deep: I'm Like a Parfait. Everyone Loves Parfait! (0)
- 08: Where Do You Get These Things Called "Savings"?? Crazy Talk! (0)
- 07: I Have the Ugliest Rainbow Ever (0)
- 06: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume I (45)
- 04: Schmoop of a Different Nature (0)
- 03: I've Always Wanted a Tattoo… (0)
- 02: A Face Lift? … Are You Saying I'm Old? (0)
- 01: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v4 (0)
- January 2009 (23)
- 30: Because Clearly, You Don't Know Enough About Me… (?!?) (0)
- 28: The Things I Do for My Baby-Killers and Fresca (0)
- 27: Maybe Shaw Hasn't Been COMPLETELY Flipped Yet… (0)
- 26: Milk Works Really Well For That… (0)
- 23: This Post Brought to You by the Letter N, and a Whole Lotta Video to Git Ya Through Yur Fry-dee. (38)
- 21: Moral of the Bloggerational Ball: YOU ALL ROCK. (0)
- 20: Bush Countdown: BOO YAH, Bitches. (0)
- 19: My Ass and My Elbow Are Sore. Interpret As You Will. (0)
- 18: I Wasn't COMPLETELY Serious About the Snuggie… But I Am Now. (0)
- 17: Rolling Out the Red Carpet TOMORROW NIGHT For… (0)
- 17: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v3 (0)
- 16: Boo Effing Hoo; Or, Katertot, You're Not Alone. (0)
- 14: It Must Be My Musk, Or Maybe I Really Am WORKING Dese Jeans. (0)
- 13: LiLu Goes Pictoral All Over Everyone's Asses (0)
- 12: We Get You, We Really Get You. (i.e., The Bloggerational Ball is FREE Now!) (0)
- 12: Nothing Compares, Indeed (0)
- 11: B's Man Crush on Bear Has Gone Too Far (0)
- 10: Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v2 (0)
- 07: Guest Post: Hiding An Erection During Fashion Week
- 05: Blankets are OK But They Can Slip and Slide, Plus Your Hands are Trapped Inside! (0)
- 05: A Helluva Way to Ring In ot Nine (0)
- 03: No, We Are Definitely NOT Choreographing Dance Routines to George Michael Right Now… That Would Be Ridiculous. (0)
- 02: The Movies That Took Me By (Pleasant) Surprise in ot Eight (0)
- December 2008 (24)
- 31: Thank You For Giving Me a Reason to Drink This Sham-Pag-Nay (0)
- 30: I’d Rather Keep You Smiling (0)
- 29: The Christmas of a South-i-fied Masshole… JPEG Style. (0)
- 27: Clearly, The Best Christmas Present EVER. (0)
- 25: Oh, I'm Sorry, Did I Get Some Sentiment On Your Shirt? (0)
- 24: I Must Be Batshit Insane… (0)
- 23: The Gang Dials It In For Christmas Week! (0)
- 22: Have Yourself A Merry Little… HEART ATTACK (0)
- 19: Happy Friday Boozalicious Holiday Libations Post! (0)
- 17: Starbucks and Compliments for Everyone! (0)
- 16: Cheering Up A Debbie Downer (0)
- 15: No, My Mascara's Not Smudged… I'M JUST THAT FREAKING TIRED. (0)
- 13: A Weekend Dose of the Fugly (0)
- 12: That Can't Be Good (0)
- 12: Snippets are Fun (0)
- 10: Listen to Me Whine. (Don't Worry, There's Candy!) (…Just Not For You.) (0)
- 09: Love: It's Worth Fighting For. (Don't Worry, More Heartwarm Than Schmoop) (0)
- 08: Powar Beeears!!! (AKA, Thank God I Have Friends as Weird As Me.) (0)
- 07: If Only I Had One Of These At My Birthday Party (0)
- 06: I Just Had This Really Weird Dream… (0)
- 05: Oh Piperlime, You BROKE MY HEART. (0)
- 03: It's Feeling Like A Very Charlie Brown Christmas Around Here (0)
- 02: My First Day, In Which I Am The Worst. Superhero. EVER. (0)
- 01: December 5th: The Holiday We Can ALL Agree On (0)
- November 2008 (21)
- 27: Today, I'm Thankful My Humiliations Amuse You (0)
- 25: The Event You Never Knew You Were Waiting For. (0)
- 24: Thank the Baby Jesus… (0)
- 22: Because I'm Tricksy Like That (0)
- 21: We Gotta Get Through Friday Afternoon Somehow (0)
- 21: I'm Totally Weird (But You Already Knew That) (0)
- 19: Not Love and Kittens and Rainbows (0)
- 18: My Sick and Twisted Love of the FUGLY (0)
- 17: A Little Slice of Lurve, With a Scoop of Schmoop (0)
- 16: This Is My American Life… (0)
- 14: Sweet, Sweet Booze- I Mean Friendship! And Togetherness! (21)
- 14: Ripping the Band-Aid Off: ZOWWWCHIEEEE (0)
- 12: PTI (0)
- 11: People are My Favoritest Animals (0)
- 10: WANT. (0)
- 10: Dear God, When Will That Whore LiLu Get Over Herself (0)
- 07: I’m Playing Hooky… and I Think I Like It (0)
- 05: A Wee Politicky Nugget (0)
- 04: My Boyfriend's So Smart: A Kickass Election Night Drinking Game (0)
- 04: The Little Things… (0)
- 03: The First Halloween I Ever Did Anything Creative. WOOT. (0)
- October 2008 (21)
- 31: That Just HAPPENED. (0)
- 31: Huge WIN. (0)
- 29: Next Up, I Manage to Tie My Shoe! (0)
- 29: A Word to the Wise For Anyone Visiting Costa Rica in the Rainy Season (0)
- 28: I Climbed a Volcano and All I Got Was This Retarded Kinkajou (0)
- 27: Let Me Drop Some Pura Vida On Your Asses (0)
- 27: The Best Moment of My Life… (0)
- 22: Ocelots, Jungle Squirrels, and Dogfights, Oh My (0)
- 17: Adios, Bitches!!! XOXO (0)
- 16: This One's For You, My Scrum-diddly Umptious Love Muffins… On MY Berfday, No Less (0)
- 14: Dutch Ovens + WAYYYY Over The Line Jokes = True Love (0)
- 14: Un-Fricking-Believable. (0)
- 13: It's So Hard to Say Goodbye… Until It's Not. (0)
- 10: ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!! (0)
- 10: Lazy Picture Friday! Or, How Many Embarrassing Stories Will I Have on Monday? (0)
- 09: Canada's Not Looking So Bad, Akshually… (0)
- 08: Maybe the Beach Boys are in the Market for a New Frontman… (0)
- 06: A Lazy Sunday Afternoon, and Nipples.
- 05: The Todd Would Be Proud (0)
- 03: I'll Take One New Gym Bag, With a Side of Dignity, Please (0)
- 01: The Heat Is On, The Heat Is O-On… (0)
- September 2008 (20)
- 30: The One In Which I'm Not As Cute As I Thought I Was (0)
- 29: Stealth, Thy Name Is LiLu: Confessions of a 4-Year-Old Kleptomaniac (0)
- 26: Tag, Hookers! (0)
- 25: My GBF Takes My V (Day) Card: The Way-Too-Built-Up Conclusion (0)
- 24: My GBF Takes My V (Day) Card, Part 2 (0)
- 23: My GBF Takes My V (Day) Card, Part 1 (0)
- 19: Lazy Picture Friday: Look, I'm a Grown Up! With a Dining Room and Mortgage and Everything! (Except For The Dining Room. And The Mortgage.) (0)
- 18: Fool Me Once… (0)
- 17: MANTHRAX, or Thanks for the Funny, Baby Jesus! (0)
- 16: I'll Have What She's Having (0)
- 15: The Dead Horse: Watch Me Beat It (0)
- 14: I Just Want to Eat at the "Cool Kids" Lunch Table (0)
- 12: Enjoy! (But Don't Shart Your Pants. Gross.) (0)
- 10: Driving the Bus to Hell… At Least That's Where My Friends Will Be Drinking (0)
- 09: Always Listen to Your Inner Child (And Lloyd) (0)
- 08: Bitches are Crazy and Doods are Dumb (0)
- 05: I Want to Dance With Matt (0)
- 04: Superfluosity is the New Black (0)
- 03: Have You Seen My Left Arm? I Know It's Here Somewhere… (0)
- 02: To My TGIFriday's Suspenders: RIP (10)
- August 2008 (21)
- 29: Restaurant Refugee Pops My Guest Post Cherry
- 28: Dear Thursday… You are So Not The New Friday. Jerk. (9)
- 27: Princesses and Tutus and Unicorns, Oh My (3)
- 26: Here's to Not Looking Down… (0)
- 25: Srsly? For Realsies? Whatevs. MooCows Make It All Better… (0)
- 25: Sounds Like Something I'd Say… My Weekend, in a Nutshell (0)
- 22: Worst Date Contest: Don't Ever Try to One-Up a Gay Man (0)
- 21: I Think I Can, I Think I Can… (0)
- 19: Because Y'all Love Making Fun… And I Love You. (0)
- 19: Whose Monkey Is This, And Could I Borrow Your Sanity? I Misplaced Mine… (0)
- 18: I Showed Cows. (Need I say more?) (0)
- 14: Love That Dirty Water……. (0)
- 12: Lots of Sex and a Few Life Lessons, What's Not to Love (0)
- 11: No One's Irreplaceable… Except For My Dentist. (0)
- 08: I Told You So (0)
- 07: I Has A Happeeeeeeeeeeeee (0)
- 06: A Much Belated Apology to the Other One My Parents Spawned. (0)
- 05: Next Up: Costa Rica (0)
- 04: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (0)
- 03: I Bought You A Taquito. (0)
- 01: Tidbits. (0)
- July 2008 (22)
- 30: For Realsies? (0)
- 29: Britt, Keep Practicing Your Karaoke… (0)
- 28: Trust. (0)
- 28: I'm Officially a Love-Whore (0)
- 25: The Red Sox are the New Yankees… and Effing Proud of It. (0)
- 24: Cheese and Bacon Makes Me Warm and Fuzzy Inside (Perhaps the Wine Helped Too) (0)
- 23: I Will Shove This Mango Mojito Right Up Your… (0)
- 22: Maxine Gets Me. (0)
- 22: Tempting Fate: Come and Get Me, Bia. (0)
- 21: The Files Are IN the Computer?! (0)
- 18: Get Your Sullied Flossing Apparatus Away From Me, Hipster Scallywag! (0)
- 17: Git Yer Big Girl Panties On!!! (0)
- 16: Cans of Whoop-ass with a Sidecar of Sass… (0)
- 14: All You're Gonna See Are Asses and Elbows… (0)
- 11: Holyshitfuck Who Just Said That? Oh Wait… (0)
- 10: "Cock Burgler"? Wow… Just Wow… (0)
- 10: How to Tell Your Lovah Aunt Flo Is In Town (Other Than, "Aunt Flo Is In Town") (0)
- 08: Ah, Tuesday… You Asshole. (0)
- 07: The One in Which I Choke on a Dose of Humility. (0)
- 03: I Want To Become My Mother (Just Not Yet…) (0)
- 02: St Paddy's Day aught Eight (1)
- 01: This Is Going To Be Awesome. (0)
- June 2008 (11)
- 27: I Hate Making Mojitos (For Other People). So Here, Make Them Your Damn Self: (0)
- 26: Potty Mouth: Damn You, TGIFridays! (0)
- 24: Varying Degrees of Estrogen-Induced Craziness (I Miss Trapper Keepers) (0)
- 23: Dial 'P' For Pasties, Indeed: Burlesque Lives in Virginia? (0)
- 21: Why, Oh Why, Do Shy Boys Always Like ME? (0)
- 20: At Least One Good Thing About the DC PUA Blogs… (0)
- 20: I Don't Think I'm a Player (But It Sure Sounds Like I Am…) (0)
- 19: Eye-Fucking Works, or How I Ended Up With A Hill Staffer in My Bed (0)
- 10: Our "No Really, We're Healthy, We Swear" Diet, or, "Put Down the Quesadilla and Back Away Slowly" (0)
- 06: I Refuse to Do Work on Friday… Oh Wait, I Mean, Look I Made Art! (0)
- 05: Is She Happy? (0)
- May 2008 (4)
- 21: A New GBFF For Meeeeee…. (0)
- 20: It Takes A Stupid Woman To Turn Down Easy Money (0)
- 19: Saddest. Moment. Ever. (0)
- 13: I Was a Gay Man for the Weekend (0)
- April 2008 (10)
- 28: Viva Nashvegas!!! (0)
- 22: "You're So Money, Baby…" (0)
- 21: I’m (Finally) Ready to Fall, Again. (0)
- 17: I'm Not "Just a Bartender" (not that there's anything wrong with that) (0)
- 11: Shut Up. Plzkthx. (0)
- 10: SPRING MOFOS!!! (0)
- 09: The Psyche of a Good (Nay, a Great) Bartender (0)
- 07: "I Choose My Choice, I Choose My Choice!" a la Charlotte York (0)
- 04: I Would Totally Pay For Half Your Abortion, Darling (0)
- 03: Can We Just Drop All the Pee-Pipe Stuff Here? (0)
- March 2008 (2)
- 25: I'm Going to Go All "TAXI" on Someone's Ass (0)
- 10: Stifled in the City (0)
- February 2008 (2)
- October 2007 (6)
- September 2007 (3)
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Hi there!
Just wanted to let you know I LOVE your blog and am currently working my way through your back catalog…
I’m a blogger too, from Ireland, so reading a blog by someone from so far away is great. Anyway, back to searching for more leprechauns.