Let Me Sum Up.

Is there anything worse than blindly crawling through someone’s archives, hoping to hit a gem?

I THINK NOT.

Therefore, dear readers, I have compiled here a list of all the good, the bad, and the ugly… that matters.

Me, this place, the background story… in a nutshell.

Have at it, hoss.

I used to bartend.

The night I met B. (June 18, 2008. Send anniversary presents).

The moment I realized our love was pure. (It involves fast food.)

My most genius theory on the Men and the Women.

A taste of living in DC. (Flavor: ANGRY.)

One of the very first (and probably my favorite) TMI Thursdays. And, for good measure, ALL the TMI Thursdays.

My sick and twisted love for all things fugly.

Doing the splits into Grown Up World.

The stuff that was totally bangin’ when I was twelve… (and still totally is).

I’m not a whore. ANYMORE.

The most important post I ever wrote. (Hint: There’s a map of DC’s “tater tot-having” joints.)

Let’s have a quickie (of the “Point and Laugh” variety)… a classic “LiLu” moment.

Ten reasons I should probably not procreate.

And perhaps most awesomely, ALL of The Shiz My Boyfriend Says. ‘s.