Let Me Sum Up.

Is there anything worse than blindly crawling through someone’s archives, hoping to hit a gem?

I think not.

And so, just for you, I have compiled here a list of all the good, the bad, and the ugly. Me, this place, the background story… in a nutshell.

Have at it, hoss. (Chronlogical order, most recent on top!)

A Little Hate is Healthy.

Why you should hire me. BLAMMO.

It’s the (really, really) little things.

Ten reasons I should probably not procreate.

Let’s have a quickie (of the “point and laugh” variety)…

The most important post I ever wrote. (Hint: There’s a map of DC’s “tater tot-having” joints.)

The stuff that was totally bangin’ when I was twelve… (and still totally is).

Doing the splits into Grown Up World.

My sick and twisted love for all things fugly.

A taste of living in DC. (Flavor: ANGRY.)

My most genius theory on the Men and the Women.

The moment I realized our love was pure. (It involves fast food.)

The night I met B. (June 18. Send anniversary presents).

I used to bartend.

And perhaps most famously, as it has its own spin off now, ALL of The Shiz My Boyfriend Says. ‘s.