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1 Dan July 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I stumbled across your blog a few weeks ago and have since lost all my friends and a lot of weight. I blame you for this. Because going through your archives has meant that I have no desire to leave my couch. Instead, I laugh hysterically while my two cats look on and wonder if they’ll ever get fed again.
Thanks for sharing, never ever leave. Please!

P.S. Oh, and ‘War Paint’? Best story ever, seriously.


2 Johnny V July 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Mind if I link to your blog?


3 girltrueheart July 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm

I knew there would be more than one reason to want to read you. Are you or were you ever a member of the Red Sox Nation? A girl can hope.


4 Riz July 24, 2009 at 7:20 am

just came across your blog, think i’ll have look later on. looks interesting hehe.

PS: dam! im on the superlazy list now -.-


5 Jaime August 14, 2009 at 11:50 am

Pissing myself at work due to laughing so hard. Please stop posting, I am addicted, can’t stop reading and am sure to lose job, friends and all self respect very soon.


6 Adam August 21, 2009 at 11:50 am

What the heck is going on?! totally love your blog. makes mine look like absolute shit. anyway, found you through some twitter buddies, and I am glad i did.

this is probably the most entertaining blog I’ve read in some time [outside of Cleveland's a Plum, and very few others] and I will be a regular round your blog.

You mentioned you don’t have a troll. you want mine? this guys is an asshole.


7 Ed Adams August 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm

I actually had heard of your site on several other blogs. Seems you have quite the following. (*Jealous*)

You’re hot and funny?!?! Is that even possible?!?!?

I will contribute to the swelling of your ego and add myself to the mass of regular desciples that you already have. (Still Jealous)

Congrats on the new diggs.


8 John September 10, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Hi Lilu,
This is John from the DC Bloggers Meetup last night. Just wanted to point you towards that plugin I was telling you about. You can find the most up to date copy at
Alternatively, you can go to the ‘plugins’ section of your dashboard and search for it there (search for ‘ONW Simple Contact Form’). The nice thing about getting it that way is that you can just install directly from the search results.
Hope that helped!


9 J.Larise September 10, 2009 at 9:32 pm

You’re way cool :)

-Peace & Love


10 Tabitha September 11, 2009 at 1:17 am

I am supa lazy. And I would like to know what site(s) you are using to host/register your domain name. I’m freaking clueless, and I’ve been fiddling with a free trial on ALL EFFING DAY and getting nowhere. FML.


11 Michelle September 28, 2009 at 7:01 am

Came to your blog from another blogger’s site. Of course. :) Anyways, just wanted to say you are a HILARIOUS girl. Mind if I link to you on my blog? Keep it up, and hope you don’t mind me coming back for more!


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