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TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. X

LiLu — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:33:30 +0000

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the tenth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, from our OWN little bloggy community… TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Stephanie’s TMI Thursday: For Serious, I Am Too Busy Gagging To Even Come Up With A Decent Title For This One

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : The Incident Down Under

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Whose nasal hygiene is a marvel of prestidigitation (TMI Thursday)

Wendy’s TMI Thursday: Would you, could you, in a tree?

grilledcheeseandketchup’s TMI Thursday #2: Sham-poo

miss*H’s TMI Thursday: The one with the cottage cheese you would not like to eat!

LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: What? You Didn’t Get The *gag* Memo?

Adam L’s TMI Thursday: The Joys of Running, Part IV: I Can’t Hold It in Anymore!

Spleen’s So THAT’S where all the food went. Evil roommate.

Travis’ TMI Thursday: The First Person To Say, “Sounds Like You Had A Shitty Day,” Is Going To Get Donkey Punched.

Sebastian’s What men do in the shower, or ‘Seb sells out and gets naked on camera’

Cammy’s TMI Thursday: The Time I Crapped My Pants

Heather’s TMI Thursday: Poopie Party

Tricia’s TMIT: That Time I . . . Cried . . .

Amy’s TMI Thursday: To Wax or Not To Wax

Manderz’s TMI Thursday

Torn’s TMI Thursday – many small TMI confessions

Wonderful’s TMI Thursday: I have to pee

Cleveland Poet’s An autbot almost threw up on me or TMI Thursday

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: isn’t that a ring on your finger?

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: leftover pot roast

Simply T’s TMI Thursday: Bathroom Wars – Men Vs. Women

Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: Road Trip!

Vixations’ TMI Thursday: Group Masturbation

Brainless’ WAAAYYYY TMI Thursday

MJenks’ TMI Thursday: This Shit Has Got to Stop

TMI Thursday: Clint Eastwood Would’ve Lost This Stand Off

LiLu — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:26:50 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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A couple days ago, am email from a dear friend- who shall remain anonymous- popped up in my inbox with the ever so simple title, “TMI.”

Uh oh.

And, my friends… it did not disappoint.

So a couple of my friends are taking these weight loss/multi vitamin supplements that they absolutely swear by. I’m always skeptical of these things (for obvious reasons), but they talked my ear off for a good 20 minutes till I finally caved and said I’d try them and my friend gave me enough for 3 days.

Then came the warning. The first day you take them, they said, you’d have massive amounts of energy… and at 3PM on the dot, be near a bathroom. Trust us, your stomach will rumble and you will have seconds to get to a bathroom.

Ok, how bad can it be? Considering I’m not the most regular of people, I figured this might actually be a good thing for my digestive system.

The next day I take them in the morning, and lo and behold my appetite is diminished and I have a lot of energy, and as predicted at 3PM my stomach started rumbling. I ran to the bathroom and took one of the most massive and loudest poops of my life. I mean I was in that bathroom for at least 30 minutes.

The second day, I took them again, and again at 3PM big poo, but less… intense.. than the day before.

The next day was a Monday. I was a bit concerned about having to poo at work, but my hall is pretty quiet so I figured there was no fear. At 2:45 my stomach starts to rumble. I was in the middle of something urgent and started to get concerned but I made it to the bathroom. I get there, run to the last stall and, thankfully, I’m alone. You never realize how loud a poop is until you’re in an office bathroom praying no one comes in. I was almost done, and very quiet, when someone came in. She, whoever she was, takes the first stall and immediately starts farting and pooping simultaneously. The noises coming out of this woman (like the noises I was likely making not 2 days before) were worthy of a movie. Like the battleship scene in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

I wasn’t finished, but I couldn’t just get up either. That’s when I realized because I’d been so quiet up till then she must’ve thought she was alone.

Then came the stand off.

We were both trying to hold it for several minutes waiting to see what the other would do. Considering I’d been there longer, I had the lead so I quickly finished my business and got up washed my hands and ran out of there as fast as I could without even glancing in her stall’s direction.

So yeah, definitely TMI.

And, once I stopped laughing, my response…

Hahahaha!!!!!!!! Amazing! I had a stand off of my own today, actually, but nothing that drastic.

And I totally won.

But then I realized I was wearing ZEBRA flats, so if she so much as peeked… I’m done for.

Happy TMI Thursday, y’all. Don’t forget to check out my round up on DC Blogs today!

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

That Kind of Girl guest posting on Rebel Mel’s: The Least Hygienic Hook-Up Ever (and how it made me momentarily internet-famous)

imerika’s TMI Thursday: The Night I Broke My Boyfriend’s Penis

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it

Stephanie’s TMI Thursday: When Friends Share EVERYTHING!

Sebastian’s Why men pick their nose (an ‘exploratory’ video)

miss*H’s TMI Thursday: The one where my knickers got wet…

LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: Of COURSE You Are Hot.

Spleen’s TMI Thursday: NO frontal nudity! I promise.

Floreta’s How To Eat a Baby Duck Fetus

Adam L’s TMI Thursday: The Joys of Running Part III: The Black Badge of Courage

Wife & Blog’s TMI Thursday: My Monthly Cycles

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes I HAVE Almost Broken Both Legs While Masturbating.

Bev’s TMI Thursday: It’s Raining Men

Hey Smalls’ TMI Thursday: VOM

Just Linda’s Give Me ‘Pause (menopause, that is)

Heather’s TMI Thursday: Barf-O-Rama!

Cleveland Poet’s TMI THURSDAY: That’s not a urinal cake

Lisa’s TMI Thursday – Something in the Air

Kate’s TMI Thursday – Occupational Hazards

MJenks’ TMI Thursday: Mid-Morning Wood

Torn’s TMI Thursday

Pat’s TMI Thursday – The “Ins” and “Outs” of an Ultra Sound

The Sassy Seminarian’s TMI Thursday: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go…tomorrow?

Sharky’s TMI Thursday: I hope my kids are cute.

Vittoria’s TMIT: I’m not pregnant!

confessor69’s TMI Thursday: When You Get the Job In Spite of Your Pee-Suit

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: Family Dinner

Amy’s TMI Thursday: Thongs vs. Panty Line

Cammy’s TMI Thursday: He Pushed my Head Down

Dominick Bonny’s TMI Thursday: Am I racist?

Jeney Peney’s TMI Thursday – Holy Crap

TMI Thursday: Never Try to Fool a Gay Man

LiLu — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:39:30 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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So. You perhaps may remember that I went to visit my GBF Thomas in NYC a few months ago.

I did not blog this then, because I thought perhaps I’d gotten away with it and he hadn’t seen me. Win!

Except, then I went out to LA to surprise him for his birthday.

And, over a perfectly drunken brunch, it was disclosed to me that he had totally seen me, and possibly even (lovingly) mocked me, and, well, ain’t no point in keeping it under wraps anymore!

The scene:

We started out drinking tall boy PBRs in the Village at, oh, noon? We moved from bar to bar to Five Guys to his apartment for a boozy Rachel Zoe marathon to bar to club to bar, drinking all the while.

Little known fact about me: I am old. No, seriously. I may love to drink with friends, but we have to start EARLY because I inevitably crash at 11pm. Not kidding. My body just goes all, BEDTIME!!!! ZOMG WHY ARE YOU VERTICAL RIGHT NOW?!? FIND A CAB IMMEDIATELY AND GET US OUT OF HEEEERE!!!!

Also? I can no longer take shots. At all. Even a little. (Maxie, for the love of the 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please accept this statement. I am begging you.)

ANYHOO. It’s now 2:30am and my soul is dying slowly as Thomas drags me into yet another fabulous gay bar. At this point, I may love him dearly, but we’ve been drinking for 3,214 hours and BED. GIVE IT TO ME NOW. IN THE FACE.

We pull up to the bar and I hear my darling dear say,

“Two beers… and two shots of tequila, please!”

My stinkiest of eyes did nothing to deter him and his desire to relive our nostalgic Chapel Thrill-tequila-drinking ways.

And I’m a fucking trooper, y’all. So I downed it.

But, you know how sometimes your body just flat out rejects the idea of something? You know… physically.

So it was like that, and that damn shot of tequila was sitting in my throat and I knew I had less than 30 seconds to decide WHERE to direct the imminent ejection.

My options were grim. The bar was wall to wall gay boys, with no possible passage to a probably occupied unisex bathroom. My beer was full, leaving no room for excess fluid and obviously, I was incapable of drinking any of it to make room. And, of course, there was the matter of discretion to consider.

With the clock ticking down (I’m like the Jack Bauer of puking), I covertly sloshed a fair amount of my beer onto a nearby counter, “took a sip”- AKA expelled the tequila impatiently resting in my gullet, and set what looked like a full beer once again on the counter.

I can only hope no one mistook it for their own drink.

But, um… at least it was Patrón?

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Virgin alert! Chelsea Talks Smalk’s TMI Thursday; Strippers and such. Sorry Dad.

Cheddar’s TMI Thursday: Dating Tips

confessor69’s TMI Thursday: If Flubbery Isn’t a Word, It Should Be

The Solitary Panda’s Free Massage

Sebastian’s Harry Potter soundboard, with a hint of slash fan fiction

Living Wicked’s TMIThursday: A Hole Surprise

P’s TMI THURSDAY: THE ONE WITH THE NOTE . . .

Adam L’s TMI Thursday: The Joys of Running Part II: The Fire Between Your Legs

Beverly’s TMI Thursday: How I Dented My Derriere

Just Linda’s I like YOU, Internet, because YOU know I’m just joking…

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Winter-1 Sean-0

Another virgin! grilledcheeseandketchup’s TMI Thurday #1: Ireland

MiMi’s Did you know…TMI edition

Dani’s TMI Thursday: hey lady, your vanilla is showing…

Lisa’s TMI Thursday: Taking a Break from the Serious

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: The Mistress

Heather’s TMI Thursdays: The Thong Song

Jeney’s TMI Thursday: One Girl, One Cup (Not like you would think…)

ClevelandPoet’s TMI THURSDAY: When coughs attack

Agy Talks’ TMI Thursday: Deperate Guys looking for Girls

Jane Marie’s TMI Thursday: Things no one tells you about labor and delivery.

Vixations’ TMI QUESTION TIME!

City Girl’s My PSA: Buy the Turbo 8

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which i won’t tell you about that.

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: fecal matter kills

Simply “T”s TMI Thursday: Twins, Basil. Twins.

Dominick Bonny’s TMI Thursday: The tale of the tesicle

TMI Thursday: It’s All Yours, Folks

LiLu — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:59:38 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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Hey kiddos, unfortunately the “real job” is kicking my ass this week, and I’ll have to take a break from TMI Thursday myself today. But never fear, all of yours are linked so that we all get our Dose Of Gross today. Enjoy!

And don’t forget to come out tomorrow for Happy Hour!!!

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

miss*H’s TMI Thursday: The one where my hands got dirty….

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: Everything comes down to poo (not mine)

FoggyDew’s TMI Thursday: Recess

Daffy’s Look Into My Porcelain Bowl

MJenks’ TMI Thursday: A Valentine’s Story

Kaydee’s TMI Thursday: Toys

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who sweats it out (moderately TMI Thursday)

Random Musings’ TMI Thursday: Happy Vomitine’s Day!!

Living Wicked’s TMIThursday: Daaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaad!

Coffeypot’s TMI Thursday – The Little Girl

P’s TMI THURSDAY: HOW TO REALLY ANNOY ME IN THE PUBLIC TOILET . . .

Jeff’s now boarding, flight to revolting

Adam L’s TMI Thursday: The Joys of Running Part I: Nip Guards

Beverly’s TMI Thursday: You got what where?!

Sebastian’s British pillow talk soundboard (starring me)

Shine’s TMI Thursday: Hey wow! We’re talking about your penis.

Cammy’s TMI Thursday: I Like Sex

Liz in Life’s TMI Thursday- Confessionals

verybadcat’s TMI Thursday: Grits

Travis’ TMI Thursday: My First Video TMI!

confessor69’s TMI Thursday: The Totally Unnecessary Recovery Update

Tricia’s TMIT: Am I Getting Too Personal?

Sharky’s No pooping allowed.

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: those crazy kids

Cleveland Poet’s Is that a banana in your pocket or just TMI Thursday?

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: What was I thinking?

Dating is My Hobby’s TMI Thursday: non sequitur edition

Angie’s TMIT – The Tale of My 21st Birthday

Snafu’s TMI Thursdays: Karma’s a bitch

L’s TMI Thursday: Mexican + Coffe + Absinth = Bad Combo

Simply “T”s TMI Thursday: There’s A Reason Why I Blocked This Out Of My Memory

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which I am too tired to hone in on one particular event

City Girl’s Oh crap!

Ms. Terri’s A TMI Thursday Limmerick

Vittoria’s TMIT: Gas bag

Barred Owl’s TMI Thursdays

TMI Thursday: T.C.O.B.

LiLu — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:09:40 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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This is a short-but-sweet, my friends.

Well, maybe “sweet” isn’t the right word…

Short-but-PUNGENT, perhaps?

You’ll see.

Yesterday morning, I made a pot of coffee before B got up, so that he could wake up to fresh coffee. There are few things that excite the man as much, and I really should do it more often, if only to hear his squeals of joy.

An hour later or so, he looked over at me tenderly, and said this:

B: “Baby?

Me: “Yes, dear?”

B: “I need to go T.C.O.B.“

Me: “Uhhh. Okay… thanks for the status update? We have Google Buzz for that now, though.”*

B: “Well, I was just wondering if you needed to pee first.”

Me: “Awwwwww. No, I’m good. You go right ahead. But thanks.”

Now that is what I call true love and consideration for one’s partner.

(This story brought to you by Two People, One Bathroom Productions.)

*I didn’t really say that. But it would have been a GREAT one, no?

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Classy in Philadelphia’s TMI Thursday- The Time I Accidentally Made Out With A Freshman

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who spills the bloody details

PQ’s TMIT: Frosbitten Indecent Exposure

The Sassy Seminarian’s TMI Thursday: Dining Hall Dash

Jenny DB’s TMI Th: anything but anal

P’s TMI THURSDAY: GONE TO THE DOGS/HORSES/SHEEP/GOATS/INSERT OTHER ANIMAL HERE . . . NOT LITERALLY!!!

BigSis’ TMI Thursday: Feeling Crafty?

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: Skid Lake

Late-Night Drama Queen’s TMI Thursday: Martini Mayhem

Living Wicked’s TMIThursday: Barfy Valentines Day, Honey!

GregoryJ’s TMI Thursday – Moon over Lake Erie

Sebastian’s Dirty real-time Formspring

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Cabin Fever

Cleveland Poet’s TMI Thursday: Wrong bloody bathroom lady!

Beverly’s (My First) TMI Thursday: Carlos Rossi

Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: Snoverkill Cabin Fever

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: People of ……

UNITEDSTATESOFBOHICA’s UNITEDSTATESOFBOHICA.COM: Apparently it’s TMI Thursday…

Ashley’s If Yasmine takes the pictures, it’ll be the pup-arazzi

vixation’s Two Thank You’s and My Very First TMI Thursday!

Dominick Bonny’s TMI Thursday: I have a crush on Lindsey Vonn

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 9th Edition

amber murphy’s TMI: because if you don’t read my blog on Thursdays, it’s your loss

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: fear becomes reality

Ms. Terri’s TMIT – At the Expense of a Child

Just A Girl’s (Not Really) TMI Thursday

Just Linda’s From the department of women’s underwear management…

Confessor69’s TMI Thursday: Cat hair, boobs, and massive blood-loss

TMI Thursday: The Plum Gets Peeled

LiLu — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:06:44 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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Today’s TMI Thursday comes from one of my Midwestern besties… and it is reason 4,519 why I freaking LOVE HER FACE. There are no words… well, actually, there are. They’re just hers, instead of mine. Please to enjoy!

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well hello kids, i’m alexa and i write the blog cleveland’s a plum.

now i love my blog in all its plum glory but i’m not exactly how you say, anonymous. and while i have little to no shame about the story i’m about to tell, it’s way too TMI for me to be able to post it on my own blog.

enter lilu, who when i told her this story on sunday graciously invited me to take over her awesome blog today. and much like when maxie let me take over her blog in september for my first TMI thursday this post involves some antics with the opposite sex.

let’s set the stage – this incident occurred just this past saturday night when i threw an absolutely crazy girls night out sponsored by Dove where the cocktails were a flowing to say the least.

so much so that my roommate needed to go home early, but alas she forgot her keys at home…. alexa to the rescue.

“don’t lock the door steph, don’t forget. remember, don’t lock the door or we won’t be able to get in!”, i repeated over and over.

cue two hours later and i’m rolling with a crew six deep to come back to my apartment to eat pepperoni bread. but of course she forgot to leave the door unlocked and was in such a deep pass out state that she didn’t wake up.

you knew that was coming right? well how about there’s also some video proof of said lock out posted on my friend allison’s blog – classic.

but this isn’t the point of the story.

you see because of the lock out my hook up location plans needed to be changed. thankfully my old friend who i was planning on yada yada yada-ing with was in town for a wedding and conveniently had a room at a very nice downtown hotel a mere few blocks from my apartment.

a cab was hailed, clothing was removed, much sexy time was had, and then the pass out portion of the evening ensued.

the next thing i remember i was when i “came to” in the hallway of the hotel – i.e. NOT in the hotel room, and was completely naked other than a pair of black underwear.

NAKED! as in no bra, big boobs, NAKED!

as i groggily try to figure out what the hell i was doing in the hallway of a nice hotel with no clothes on i start to freak out. i have ZERO idea what room i came out of and how the eff did i end up out there anyway?

my only guess is that i mistook the hotel room door for the bathroom door. but regardless of how i got out there, all i knew was that i needed back in the right hotel room stat.

i’m stumbling around for what seems like forever in what seems like circles in the hotel hallway without a single plan of action, when i hear someone walking down the hall.

i sneak around the corner hoping he won’t see me with no such luck. next thing i know he’s standing in front of my asking if i’m ok to which i reply, “oh yes, i’m totally fine, heading to my room right now” – as i’m holding my ginormous boobs in my hand.

he buys it and begins to walk towards the elevator.

but that interaction puts me in full out drunk panic mode, almost on the verge of tears, because i simply can’t go down to the lobby in just my underwear.

i start looking for a throw rug, or a potted plant, or curtains or something to cover myself up. i start trying to open random doors to no avail until a miracle happens.

i find an open utility closet – with stacks and stacks of table cloths.

i quickly grab a circular white linen table cloth, wrap it around myself like a towel and B line it for the elevator.

thinking back on it now i SO should have turned it into a toga – next time.

as i saunter through the lobby of the hotel like i own the place, barefoot and only half naked now, i’m happy that it’s 5 (?) in the morning and only a handful of people are mulling about.

i head to the front desk, inform the gentleman behind the counter that i’m locked out of my friends room and ask if he could please give me a key and while he’s at it remind me of what exactly the room number was again…

as he made the key he couldn’t stop giggling, and right before he handed it to me he asked, “you don’t have any identification on you do you?”.

no smart ass, i don’t.

after quite the epic naked ordeal i finally get back into the hotel room with ease, strip off the table cloth and crawl back into bed laughing to myself as if i was never gone.

if ever i’m given the opportunity, i would do inappropriate things to get my hands on that surveillance camera footage.

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who catches an eyeful in the men’s room

Mary’s TMIT: Treasure Chest

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: Barf-o-rama

Kellyansapansa’s TMI Thursday: Smooth Operator

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: My Flower, Devoured

Daffy’s I’m Over the Moon – grab a square and take a seat

latenightdramaqueen’s TMI Thursday: That warm sensation

Sebastian’s Fetishes of the far east

P’s TMI THURSDAY: THE ONE IN WHICH I ANSWER MY OWN QUESTION AND OUTDO MYSELF . . .

GregoryJ’s TMI Thursday

Jess Perreca Jr’s Very First TMI Thursday (Unsuccessful Courtesy Flush)

Travis’ TMI Thursday: And Then There Were Three…

Spleen’s Bring me your wretched masses yearning for cashes

Hillbilly Duhn’s When Size Matters – TMI Thursday

kate’s TMI Thursday – Buffet Style

Wynn’s WARNING: NOT for the faint of heart.

Vittoria’s TMIT: Would you like some oatmeal?

Angie’s TMI Thursday–Naughty Catholic Boy

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : C**ch In Front Of My Face

Cleveland Poet’s TMI Thursday is that a spit up or are you just happy to see me

confessor69’s Happy Annivers….Oops!

Tricia’s TMIT: My First Time

Mikael’s TMIT ~ Lick My What?

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which I am long winded but it is worth it in the end

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 8th Edition

CageQueen’s Eeeeeew!

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: guess what’s in my pants

City Girl’s The intimacy of anal

Simply “T”s TMI Thursday 2/4/2009

L’s TMI Thursday: Two valuable lessons

Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: RIP Dr. Piven

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. IX

LiLu — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:41:08 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the ninth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time. I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

heischic’s TMI Friday

moog’s Seeing Red – An Awful TMI Thursday

jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: i kissed a homeless man.

Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: Butts and Cats.

Living Wicked’s TMIThursday: A Little Extra SAUCE w/ Her French … Kiss.

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: A few of my hated things

Cheddar’s TMI Thursday: Mommy?

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who micromanages your mucous

P’s TMI THURSDAY: HOW MANY BEANS ARE IN THERE???

coffeypot’s TMI Thursday – The Double Date

Sebastian’s Pride & Prejupenis

Mary’s TMIT: Gay BFFs?

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 6th Edition

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Why Is Michael Phelps Swimming to the Winter Olympics?

GregoryJ’s TMI Thursday – The Rest of the Story

Ashalah’s first one! TMI Thursday: The Uniballer

Griffin’s TMI Thursday – Basic Training Deformity

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: Hair Soap

Travis’ TMI Thursday: It’s Been A Big Week…

Tricia’s TMIT: I Get a Kick Out of You

Jeney Peney’s (Mini)TMI Thursday : Underpants

Tania’s TMI Thursday

Another virgin! Angie’s My First TMI Thursday Post – The Birth of My Son

And ANOTHER! Dating is My Hobby’s TMI Thursday: Why I’m the best girlfriend

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling!

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: how jean found herself in a vagina

Spleen’s TMI Thursday: you speak (and tell me about your embarrassing purchases)

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which i was born again

Just Linda’s Thank goodness for my lovely pashmina

Pat’s TMI Thursday – I came, I sat, I peed

Krista’s TMI Thursday, the first

TMI Thursday: I Think the Cloud Was Cumulus

LiLu — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:27:49 +0000

First things first, chickadees. If you haven’t read yesterday and Loved Harder yet, please make sure you do. Thanks to all who posted, tweeted, donated, or just watched us make singing fools out of ourselves. You really have made a huge difference!!!

Now on to the TMIT mayhem!

Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It’s a short one today because frankly, this week has wiped. Me. OUT. Between #loveharder and the 20SB awards, I have been working so hard and feeling so much that, well, yesterday just could never be topped. So I’m gonna take it easy today, if you don’t mind, and say a simple THANK YOU, thank you so much, all of you, for everything. Except for making me cry. Which didn’t happen. No it didn’t. No it didn’t! (But if it had, you’d all be in a lot of trouble.)

Enough schmoop! Without further ado, here is your TMI nugget for the day.

I occasionally have Fridays off from work, which is just freaking lovely, let me tell you. The one problem with this is whereas I’m usually the one getting up early and clunking around making noise while B tries to sleep, on these particular Fridays, the role is reversed.

And apparently, last week, he decided to get his revenge.

After letting his alarm go off 9,367 times, he finally crawled out of bed. He clomped around the room, gathering clothes and shoes and coats and hats and nuts and berries and I DON’T KNOW, BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A LOT OF CRAP.

Finally he left the room, and I listened to him roll around with what must have been two full grown tigers as he led a Siegfried & Roy routine around our living room, throwing jingle balls for Murray to fetch (which he DOES- wtf??) and dodging Axe Murderer’s murderous blows.

By the time he got to the bathroom, I’d given up. After he relieved himself, I went to do the same while he climbed into the shower, and…

Me: *sniff sniff* “Baby! Did you fart while you were peeing??”

B: “Of course I did. I always get in a good morning fart when I pee.”

Me: “SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO ME IS THAT I AM SITTING IN YOUR FART CLOUD RIGHT NOW?!!?!?!”

B: “I didn’t tell you to sit there.”

Me: “You also didn’t tell me NOT to!!!”

B: *evil chuckle*

Sigh. At least I spent the rest of the day in nopants on the couch while he suffered at work.

I’ll take it.

Other awesomely bad TMI Thursdays…

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who rips her hair out (omg TMI)

Zan’s TMI Thursday: I’m Not a Size Queen, but…

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Karma…yup, it’s a B*tch

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: The First Date Excitement

The Solitary Panda’s Scars

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: The time it got stuck (not what you’re thinking)

Saphhyre’s TMI Thursday #6- the infamous oral fixation night.

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 5th Edition

Jeff’s the cure to what ails you

Sheila’s Go-in to the Gyno…and we’re…gonna get a pap test (Sing that to: ‘Going to the Chapel’)

Cleveland Poet’s TMI Thursday: One man’s trash.

spleen’s TMI Thursday: strangest group of unrelated things I ever purchased

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Clogging Toilets

Travis’ TMI Thursday: My First Look At Real Boobs.

Tricia’s TMI Thursday: Drain Soup

Sebastian’s The school shower room

Lauren’s TMI Thursday: I Sincerely Thought That Would Work

Jeney’s TMI Thursday : Crapping my Pants

Wendy’s TMI Thursday: Walt Disney causes gender confusion in a toddler

ExMi’s TMI Thursday

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which we weigh the melons

City Girl’s Sex during that time of the month

Life on Idle’s TMI Thursday

Dame Nuisance’s TMI Thursday: Mye Kwo Fffown

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. VIII

LiLu — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:34:23 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the eighth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Others awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Maxie’s TMI Thursday: Phantom Menace

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who has no tanlines (TMI Thursday, just a little)

LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: This Gives Want in one Hand … SHIT in the Other … a Whole New Meaning.

Think Tank Momma’s TMI Thursday – The Curious Case of Green Smoke

Griffin’s TMI Thursday – Twofer

Sebastian’s JUST DO IT

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Looked At Lady Gaga’s Vajay.

P’s TMI THURSDAY: PEE ON ME? ER . . .NO THANKS . . .

Corrie’s TMI – In Jonathan’s Naked Glory

Jeff’s friends of friends who nobody knows

Carol’s TMI – Not today Dearest

Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI Thursday – When a small little poof makes a loud racket

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which I am a poet

A Girl’s TMI Thursday: This is Why You Should Always Be Prepared

Colby’s TMI Thursday – That was just so much more than I needed to see in the morning

Jeney’s TMI Thursday : Dutch Ovens

Cleveland Poet’s TMI Thursday or Snot versus Poo the final showdown

Sarah’s TMI Thursday – The worst sex I didn’t know I was having

Tricia’s TMI Thursday: Oh, the Things You Find . . .

Wendy’s TMI Thursday: You can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your family, so can you pick your family’s nose? What’s that saying again?

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Mother-Daughter Talk

Kendall’s TMI Thursday: The Little Death. That Delicious Little Death.

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 5th Edition

coffeypot’s TMI Thursday – Mile High Club – Kinda

Saphhyre’s TMI Thursday… #5

TMI Thursday: Sharing is Caring… Albeit a Little “Rocky” At Times.

LiLu — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:31:40 +0000

Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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If you haven’t noticed, B and I have a couple of cats.

(Pauses for laugh track)

I know, I know. But truly, I love the little bastards, because they always make us laugh with their antics and ridiculous facial expressions, and you can’t deny they’ve provided endless fodder for this here blog.

*Whispers*: In fact, that’s why we got them. Don’t tell B. He’s kind of attached.

Anyhoo, while their shenanigans [insert pistol-whip here] are usually adorable and make for much mirth, they sometimes often retaliate for being laughed at.

Soap opera voice: This. Is one of those stories.

It was a dark and cold night… last week. In the middle of a ten day vacation, the couch had by this time contorted to my body shape, and held me tenderly to its bosom like a grizzly mama bear. B was out with the boys, and the cats and I were sharing a romantic evening in the soft glow of the Christmas tree.

Somewhat dehydrated from a few bottles glasses of wine, I took advantage of a commercial break from my “Bad Girls Club” marathon to get a crisp, cool glass of water from the kitchen.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….”

I set the glass down gingerly on the blessed couch’s endtable, and decided to hit the restroom as well.

Relieved, I returned to my cocoon and nestled into the many blankets, happy as a fat kid at a Golden Corral buffet. The show returned, and I instantly became absorbed with cheering Portia on while she decked uber-bitch Natalie in the face, many, many times. Axe Murderer poised on the endtable, as though rooting with me, and we were as one for a moment in time.

After the rumble, my voice was a bit hoarse. Thankfully, I reached over for the refreshing glass of water, and took a healthy swig to clear my throat. I went in for another, and focused on the bottom of the glass as I drank.

Where I could clearly make out a tiny clump of pop-rock looking pebbles, held together by some sort of clay.

I put the glass down, puzzled for a moment. What on earth…

And then Axe Murderer walked across my lap.

Leaving little, wet paw prints the whole goddamn way.

I guess she took the opportunity to relieve herself at the same time I did.

Excellent.

Good to know our litter actually does “clump”.

Sigh.

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who puts slimy stuff in her mouth

Meghan’s TMI Thursday:Most Awkward Blogger, Indeed

Kendall’s TMI Thursday: Where I Take The Plunge And Whip It Out. My Credit Card That Is.

LivingWicked’s Offensive Cunt. (or) There is Some TMIThursday in here Somewhere.

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Awkward situation at the Novelty Shop

Floreta’s Bathtub Rash

Daffy’s Thursday’s Tittibits of Humiliation -TMI Style

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: Squat Got Copped

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Done That.

P’s TMI THURSDAY: THE EXHIBITIONIST . . .

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: Guy Codes Cancel out Stalking!

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Leave Me Alone Yahoo

Sebastian’s Harder than it looks

lacochran’s TMI/”And sleep, just sleep” –My Chemical Romance

Tricia’s TMI Thursday: My Breast-ies

I Really Suck At This’ Things no one tells you about being pregnant – TMI Thursday

ClevelandPoet is over at Mel’s: TMI Thursday – Guest Post!

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: Lose Weight, Feel…er…Great? I guess…

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: it’s going to be a long year

Lauren’s TMI Thursday: I’m So Creepy

Jeney’s TMI Thursday – The time my “boyfriend” hid in a drawer

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Does this leather turn you on?

kate’s TMI Thursday: The Joys of Pet Ownership

Lisa’s Adventures in Real Parenting: TMI Thursday

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 4th Edition

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which my sanity took a hiatus

Lebombed1’s Karma’s not always a bitch, but I am

Kaydee’s TMI Thursday: Boobs of a Mom

Ringing in the New Year, Riot-Wine Style

LiLu — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:00:55 +0000

It is New Year’s Eve… and I plan on busting out some SERIOUS dance moves tonight.

Y’all know I have it in me.

For inspiration, I look to Charlie Kelly of “Always Sunny in Philadelphia”…

And so should you.

Happy Two Thousand and TEN, peoples! Say goodbye to the aughts… it is time for a new and even awesome-r era. I, for one, had a fan-freaking-tastic ‘09…

And I just have this funny feeling-in-the-pants 2010 is going to be twice as good.

P.S. Hey… did you get a chance to vote for me on 20SB yet? Just sayin…

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Though I took a break this week, it is indeed TMI Thursday, so here are yours!

(If you’re participating this week, steal the button below…

Or, if the picture is, ahem, a bit much… just link back with this link.)

Kim’s TMI Thursday: Please, Just Hair Me Out

Cheddar’s TMI Thursday: Let the Holidays Begin

BigSis’ TMI Thursday: Afterbirth: It’s What’s for Dinner

Carissa Jade’s In which I vlog and am a klutz

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Meeting OPM and OPM meets Big Balan

Daffy’s I Swallowed Big Birds Head TMI-Thursday

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in the style of truth or scare

Just Another Momma’s TMI Thursday – Gimme Some KY

Kaydee’s TMI Thursday: Self Waxing

Dani’s TMI Thursday: it may be the dawning of a new year, but i’m the same old hot mess…

The Peach Tart’s Happy New Year and A Relook at Vajayjay Art

Vittoria’s TMIT: Happy New Year, indeed

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 3rd Edition

Coffeypot’s TMI Thursday at Talladega

Yes, This is Totally What I’m Leaving Up For You to Look at for Five Days.

LiLu — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:55:20 +0000

No TMI from me today (though I will link yours!), as I’m jetting home to Massachusetts for the holidays. But I leave you with this…

My dear (equally sick-and-twisted) friend Mr. Condescending sent me a little Christmas present yesterday… and after I stopped squealing with glee, I knew it needed to be shared.

You see, Mr. C is a master of all things photograph-y. So, he took a picture of B and I…

and he guido-fied us.

The Jersey Shore's got NOTHIN on us.

(This is, in case you are somehow unaware of America’s latest abomination, a reference to MTV’s new show “Jersey Shore”.)

It’s absolutely perfect, Mr. C. Though next time, might I request that I also be wearing a Bump-It?

PERFECTION.

Happy Holidays, kiddos. Travel safe and all that. Now go get lost in some eggnog (or wine in a can!)

Awesomely bad TMI Thursdays this week…

Tania’s TMI Tuesday

Floreta’s Part II: Wherever the Wind Blows Me

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: The V-card Vlog

Sebastian’s With apologies to all the women I have loved this year

Joshua’s TMI Thursday: Vignettes

amber murphy’s TMI: Christmas Edition (subtitled, the 100th post had to be good.)

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 2nd Edition

TMI Thursday: This Is Why I’m Not “Trendy”

LiLu — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:19:46 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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Last weekend, B and a friend headed to the Leesburg outlets while I met the girls for brunch.

“Buy me something!” I yelled, as I left our apartment in search of bacon and champagne.

I know. I’m subtle like that.

A few hours later, we reconvened at home, where the proud little five year old in him showed me his shiny new toys; a lovely suit, a new tie, etc. And then…

“I got you something too!” He beamed, and tossed a bag onto the bed. I scampered over and tore it open, to find what seemed to be a pair of running shorts.

“Oh, thanks babe! You remembered I need new running stuff!” I shook them open and held them up to see what they were like.

And quickly realized that something was wrong. Very, very wrong. As in, too-much-material and no-leg-holes wrong.

“Um… did you just buy me a skort?” I asked accusingly, and immediately twittered.

It turned out to not be a skort, but a “running skirt” with underoo netting, which my running pro friend Kbo assured me was all the rage now in Charleston. So I packed it up the next morning, intending to give it a try at my lunch hour workout.

Noon rolled around and I begrudgingly headed down to the gym. I suited up in my workout attire, skirt and all.

It was (bulky) fuscia with running stripes… and I looked absolutely ridiculous.

But when has that ever stopped me from anything before?

Now, I’ve worked out enough where I know you’re better off using the restroom beforehand, rather than experiencing the need during. So, I popped into a stall, and delighted with the easy-access design of the skirt for the first time, I whipped it up, and, ahem, began to, ah,well… tinkle, if you will.

(Most of you probably won’t.)

Immediately, I felt that something was very, very wrong. And also my thighs were kind of hot. And not in a good way.

I looked down, and realized that while the skirt did indeed flip up easily for accessibility…

The underwear netting beneath it certainly did not.

Awk.

Ward.

Sigh. All I can say is, if anyone asks me when the last time I peed my pants was, I’m totally going to lie… because I was NOT wearing pants. I was wearing a goddamn running skort that can go get the freaking swine flu, for all I care.

So THERE!

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Were you expecting a “Post Secret” TMI Thursday? Well, I need more entries! You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who <3s sluts and hula hoops (TMI Thursday!)

LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: Eye Will Try Anything … Once.

spleen’s The ass is out of the bag. (TMI Thursday)

P’s TMI THURSDAY : AND THIS WEEK, TMI STANDS FOR . . .

Carissa Jade’s TMI: Vlog- I love deers and peeing

Sebastian’s Penises are not as great as you might think

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: When my phone decides to become a Fish

Just Another Momma’s TMI Thursday – Out Of Which End?

shine’s TMI Thursday – No, but really…this happened.

Daffy’s TMI Thursday: Jose Cuervo and Cookies

Lucy’s TMI Thursday:This is so wrong and yet so funny!

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I Have Balls That Can Write…

saratogajean’s Usually this would CLEAR a room

Mary’s TMIT: Kitchen Mishap

Dani’s TMI Thursday: There are some shames that cannot be washed away by cheap beer…

Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI Thursday – Anything you can do I can do better!

Lisa’s TMI Thursday: Uterus in Revolt

lnicole’s TMI Thursdays: I Hate Showering

Tricia’s TMIT: Up Close and Personal

Carol’s TMI Thursday

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Can I Get a “Chivas”?

Jeff’s i am a highly trained computer technician

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: The Shaking of the Bed

ClevelandPoet’s Jimi’s pussy twofer or TMI Thursday

Ms.Terri’s Guess what, cigarette butt? Mr. Sister is here!

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: peel the onion

Dual Mom’s TMI Thursday – Cougars On The Prowl

Joshua’s TMI Thursday: Full Of It

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 1st Edition

Wendy’s TMI Thursday: I guess I’m just that approachable, even when naked from the waist down. Wait, that came out wrong.

the ikss’ tit for tat

lebombed1’s And she’s in charge of impressionable young minds…

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. VII

LiLu — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:00:21 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the seventh installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

I know I claimed last week’s entry would be the last one for a bit, but they kept rolling in… so please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time. I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: Quotables

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who gets eaten alive by parasites (a TMI Thursday from the vault)

jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: midnight waterfall.

Joshua’s TMI-Lite Thursday: Charlie Brown Imitation

Ms.Terri’s I’m baaack with a ’short’ TMI story

Sebastian’s Forgive me… for I have dribbled

M’s TMIT: What’s That Smell?

P’s TMI THURSDAY: SURELY I SHOULD HAVE GOT PAID MORE FOR THAT PHONE CALL???

Zan’s TMI Thursday: You Want Me to Put my Tongue…WHERE?

Stephanie’s TMI THURSDAY: Who want’s a ride on the poo train?

Daffy’s TMI Thursday – Sleeping With The Dogs

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Boxes Break…when you don’t want them to

spleen’s TMI Thursday IDEAS

Tricia’s Guest Post: TMIT: My Boy Toy

Cassie’s TMI Thurs: A nice topic for Thanksgiving dinner

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Been In Tiger’s Shoes.

Mb’s I least I didn’t POP the cherry

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: Thank God for friends, to hell with enemas!

Carol’s Buck-up June!

PrincessQ’s TMI Thursday: Serial Farter

Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI THURSDAY – Peek a boo Slicker

shine’s TMI Thursday – Gynecologists are the new celebrity hairstylists, apparently.

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: In Which We Discover Why Shower Sex is Not an Option

Wonderful’s TMI Thursday: I’m Bleeding!

Cleveland Poet’s The cart and the cake or TMI Thursday

Jennifer’s TMI Thursday – While I was sleeping

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: a rose by any other name

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Trip to the Doctor’s

Sapphyre’s TMI Thursday (okay, its sorta late… again.)

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: The School Bus Stop

Sachiana Georgieva’s TMI Thursday: The Unfortunate Public Bathroom Incident

Kirsten’s TMI Thursday

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. VI

LiLu — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:52:51 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the sixth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

This will be the last of these for a little while, but I’m going to do a new installment of the “Post Secret” style every few months, so please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these.
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: A Shredded Shower Sissy.

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: The Towering Poo-ferno

Camille’s TMI Thursday : The rash… (and my own postsecret)

mylittlebecky’s poop is for eating! (tmit)

spleen’s …um, about that brain thing I forgot to tell you about… (it’s nothing now.)

Zan’s TMI Thursday: It Was NOT Egg, Mom!

Sharky Speaks’ Oh, dear me, time for afternoon TEA!

Sebastian’s Michelangelo’s David

Carissa Jaded’s TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

Mb’s ExxonMobil wants to put an oil rig on my face after reading this

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Used That Line…

PrincessQ’s TMI Thursday: Don’t Mark Your Territory

Carol’s Random 11

Jessica’s TMI Thursday – The Thanksgiving Potato

Sean’s TMI Thursday: My Life

ClevelandPoet’s TMI Thursday: The Black Goo

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Where’s my inhaler?

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Smear It On The Window

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which I embarrass my sister

Tricia’s TMIT: Wisdom and Vomit (And How They Tie Together)

Priscilla’s Placenta Bear

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: The Unveiling!

Lebombed1’s Something I wasn’t thankful for…

P’s TMI THURSDAY: HOW TO MAKE A GUY FALL FOR YOU . . . APPARENTLY . . .

Sapphyre’s TMI Thursday

bing’s TMI Thursday: It’s pretty weird when you stop and think about it

TMI Thursday (early!): The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. V

LiLu — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the fifth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these.
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Once again, I am in awe of all of you and what you’ve shared. Keep ‘em coming.

And have a very happy and engorged (twss) Turkey Day!!!

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week… (I’ll add more tomorrow!)

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who … indulges in casual bulimia (TMI Thursday)

Jessica’s TMI Thursday (Early)- OH SHIT! Did I just . . . .

Sebastian’s The Twilight Special, in which I get my teeth out for the ladies

Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: Courtesy LiLu from Live It Love It!

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday, thanksgiving style…

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday: The Birdie That Loves My Butt

Sapphyre’s [a sorta late] TMI Thursday

Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: Who pees on Jesus?

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. IV

LiLu — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:38:29 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the fourth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these.
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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And, ahem, my personal favorite…

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Amazing, as always. I just can’t believe the secrets we keep inside…

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Update: I have also linked all the TMI Thursdays from last week when I was gone here! Check ‘em out…

That Kind of Girl’s The Really Quite True Story of TKOG’s Conception (guest post by TKOG’s MOM!)

Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: Giant Panties. For Real Tho.

iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: What, I’m Three Again?

Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: Would She Say It “Resbian”?

Big Sis’ TMI Thursday: Vibrating Cat Fart

Jessica’s TMI Thursday – Lets Hump

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Peep Show?

mylittlebecky’s i do stuff. with my mouth part. ON VIDEO! (tmit)

Zan’s TMI Thursday: Love Is…

Sebastian’s American Pie… donut

Spleen’s random thoughts that instantly embarrassed me (short TMI Thursday)

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Had A Gay Man Touch Me With His Penis.

Daffy’s TMI THURSDAY- He’d Rather Be With Her

Adrienzgirl’s TMI Thursday: A boy, A phone and The Toilet

Cheddar’s TMI Thursday: Somehow It Wasn’t Me

Carol’s BD’s Bungholio Slide

shine’s TMI Thursday – The Poop Ninja

Mb’s The couple that poos together…

Carissa’s TMI Thurday: A bloody confession.

Zoe Right’s TMI Thursday, Again and Again

Dani’s TMI Thursday: It’s like a choose your own adventure with only bad decisions…

kate’s TMI Thursday – Mommy, it’s smeeeeeeeeeeeeells!

Cleveland Poet’s gummy blow job or TMI Thursday

Meghan’s TTMT Thursday: The Time Santa Took Out My Tampon

Big Mama Cass’ I am alive, but… TMI Thursday

P’s TMI THURSDAY : OH NO, I SAID TOO MUCH . . . AGAIN . . .

Lebombed1’s That’s not mine…I swear…

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: Rum and a banana

Lauren’s TMI Thursday #1-I think I see skulls!

Tricia’s TMI Thursday: The Girl in the Night

Camille’s TMI THURSDAY : I will not fart, I will not fart, I will not fart.

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: Liar, Liar

Secret Agent K’s Pangs! I Got Pangs!!!

Jennifer’s Stinky finger

Butterbean’s That One Time When I Was on Meds

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. III

LiLu — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:30:12 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the third installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here and here for the past entries.)

If you sent one in but don’t see it here today, do not fret. I received wayyyy more than I was anticipating, and I think it’s only fair we spread them out so each one gets the attention it deserves. I will (try to- I am on vacay, after all) email you to let you know when it’s going up, so if you used the Top Secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), then make sure to check back- I’ll respond to that email chain. Of course, you’re always welcome to send them straight to my regular email at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I swear on my Snuggie your secrets are safe. After all, you’ve all got endless amounts of blackmail on me!

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. (Instructions explained here, and I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.)

Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these. (And by me, I mean the lovely Lexa, who has my password and WILL USE IT if you don’t behave, since I am sunning myself in Costa Rica right now. Woot!)
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Amazing. You guys, what you’ve shared- I am truly in awe. I’m only sad I won’t be able to read the comments as they come in, but it will be like one kickass book when I finally do get to a computer in Costa Rica.

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Narm’s TMI Thursday – The Crab Walk

shine’s TMI Thursday – The Pancake Story

Ginger Mandy’s TMI Thursday: Papercuts.

That Kind of Girl’s The Kind of Girl Who … is mostly edible while bathing

Carissa’s TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

Daffy’s TMI Thursday – TAG YOU’RE IT

Cleveland Poet’s Poop fears or TMI Thursday

Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: I’m a Dirty, Dirty Girl

Carol’s Does every morning have to smell like this?

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Ziggy Broke My Computer

Mb’s Thanks Buntz, for sharing that article about bajingos and how they sometimes fall out of a woman’s body

Hillbilly Duhn’s Day 12, tired, nablopomo09, TMI Thursday…

Jessica’s TMI Thursday – A Red Sword

iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: If You Can’t Keep It in Your Pants…

Ms. Terri’s To hell with the spammers – It’s Thursday!

Dani’s TMI Thursday: What are you talking about, this is how I always sit…

Amber Murphy’s TMI Thursday: Blackout

Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: Tampon No-No.

Alex’s The Poo…

Sebastian’s That’s a bowling pin

Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: Keeping it in the Family!

Steve’s TMI Thursday: On The Matter Of Fiery Buttholes

P’s TMI THURSDAY: DIRTY PRESENTS YOU MAY WANT TO AVOID . . .

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. II

LiLu — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:30:38 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the second installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for last week’s entries.)

If you sent one in but don’t see it here today, do not fret. I received wayyyy more than I was anticipating, and I think it’s only fair we spread them out so each one gets the attention it deserves. I will email you to let you know when it’s going up, so if you used the Top Secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), then make sure to check back- I’ll respond to that email chain. Of course, you’re always welcome to send them straight to my regular email at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I swear on my Snuggie your secrets are safe. After all, you’ve all got endless amounts of blackmail on me!

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in! I will make sure every last one is posted. (More elaborate instructions are here, if you’d like, and I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.)

Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these. (And by me, I mean the lovely Lexa, who has my password and WILL USE IT if you don’t behave, since I am sunning myself in Costa Rica right now. Woot!)
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Since I’m going to be away til the 16th, we’ll have a Mr. Linky up for you to link your own TMI Thursday posts. Please be kind and make sure to link back to the hub if you do one, or just steal the TMI button up top.

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

TMI Thursday: The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. I

LiLu — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:39:41 +0000

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the first installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here today, TMI style.

I know this was supposed to be a silly competition for some Firefly swag, but it’s so much bigger than that now. Please continue to send them in, any time!, and I will make sure every last one is posted. (Instructions explained here, and I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.)

Okay, everyone. This is going to be a killer ride, but we gotta lay down some ground rules.

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these.
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Oh my lord, I am in HEAVEN. And there are so many more to come. I’ll be back with your picture TMIs next Thursday… don’t forget to keep sending them in, so we can all keep enjoying this!!!

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

Spleen’s it’s… it’s… aliiive!!! (shudder). AKA, the zit from hell, on my birthday

BigSis’ TMI Thursday: The Crimson Tide

That Kind of Girl’s The Kind of Girl Who … totally aces blowjob class (TMI Thursday in a big way)

shine’s TMI Thursday – I guess you could call it a submarine.

Sebastian’s My waterbed brings all the girls to my yard

mylittlebecky’s fun with vomit! wait, is vomit ever NOT fun? (tmit)

Zan’s TMI Thursday: Confessions

Daffy’s TMI THURSDAY – RED HEADED SLUT -SISTA GUEST POST

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: (My birthday present to my best friend) It was a dark and stormy night…

Jeff’s its not an accident if you do it on purpose

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Movember