the shiz my boyfriend says

Monsters!!!!!! (Alt Title: This is My Life.)

March 17, 2011

Share/Bookmark Save 63% on a Travel and Leisure Subscription. While re-watching “The Walking Dead” last weekend… (which, if you haven’t seen yet, you should remedy immediately. Just sayin.) B: Just so you know, I would *totally* put you down if a zombie bit you. You know, before you turn. Me: What?!? B: Yes. It’s the […]

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It Had To Happen Eventually.

October 14, 2010

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The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXXI

September 10, 2010

Share/BookmarkYou all know this game by now. Time for another installment of “The Shiz My Boyfriend Says“… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ B has Axe Murderer in his arms… B: Hey, do you think we should change her name from Axe Murderer to Ms Kitty Galore?! (to Axe Murderer, who has her crazy “I will slit your throat” eye-saucers […]

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The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXX

August 17, 2010

Share/BookmarkYou all know this game by now. Time for another installment of “The Shiz My Boyfriend Says“… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the couch, completely and totally out of the blue: B: You know what our problem is? Me: What? B: Neither of has ever bought the other person a wolf. (reflects) You should probably get on that. My […]

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I AM The Sweet Spot. What?

June 15, 2010

Share/BookmarkSo, last night B and I are deep into our newest television fling, Rescue Me… …and the firemen are sitting around having an old-fashioned “We are men! Measure my penis!” shoot-the-shit kinda conversation, when one of them says this: “That’s the thing with older vs. younger women. Older women are more skilled, but they’ve done it so many […]

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