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my vajajay is closed for business

The Most Magical Thing to Come Out of the Holiday Happy Hour…

by LiLu on December 14, 2009 · 96 comments

in WE might be clinical, a reason to drink- like i need one, bangin', driving the bus to hell, friends, funsies, going America all over everyone's ass, growing up, holiday happy hour, i heart this city, i think i just burned out a couple brain cells, my vajajay is closed for business, people are fascinating animals, you are WELCOME

TMI Thursday: Things That Go "Sploogey-Plop" In the Night…

by LiLu on September 3, 2009 · 77 comments

in TMI Thursday, friends, growing up, guest post, let's get physical- physical, my vajajay is closed for business, sex, someone else made a funny, what's in a hand job?

TMI Thursday: In Which I Use Hot Dogs and Kielbasas as Euphemisms for Unexpected Stuff

by LiLu on August 27, 2009 · 129 comments

in TGIFs stole all my brain cells, TMI Thursday, bummin it, confessionary tales, i am one classy lady, my vajajay is closed for business, weird shit, you REALLY didn't need to know that

TMI Thursday: WAR PAINT.

by LiLu on June 25, 2009 · 119 comments

in B, BEATDOWN bitches, TMI Thursday, confessionary tales, my vajajay is closed for business, stephen moyer can suck my blood anytime, you are WELCOME

Protected: TMI Thursday: One Woman's Trash Is Another Kitty's Treasure

by LiLu on June 4, 2009

in TMI Thursday, confessionary tales, dating, my vajajay is closed for business, what did i do with my dignity, you REALLY didn't need to know that

TMI Thursday: LiLu Gets A Happy Ending

by LiLu on February 12, 2009

in TMI Thursday, confessionary tales, it's business time, my vajajay is closed for business, sex, what did i do with my dignity

TMI Thursday: Hand Stuff? Mouth Stuff? Are You in Junior High??

by LiLu on January 15, 2009

in TMI Thursday, apparently i'm 5 years old, confessionary tales, i'm not as think as you smart i am, my vajajay is closed for business, what's in a hand job?

TMI Thursday: It's Like A Nutty Buddy, Only With a Hoo-Ha Instead!

by LiLu on December 18, 2008

in TMI Thursday, a reason to drink- like i need one, my vajajay is closed for business, weird shit, what did i do with my dignity