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it's a good thing i make a mean martini

In Which *I* Give Out Dating Advice?!?

by LiLu on March 9, 2010 · 13 comments

in boys, dating, guest post, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, master of karate and friendship for everyone, men vs. women, psychology, why wasn't my first kiss from zack morris?

Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v17

by LiLu on January 2, 2010 · 64 comments

in KITTEHS, Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, a reason to NOT drink, aminamals, apparently i'm 5 years old, drunkity, funnies, i am dying, i heart the fugly, i might be clinical, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, the innernets are a cold dark place, why are you still friends with me?

TMI Thursday: This Is Why I’m Not “Trendy”

by LiLu on December 17, 2009 · 100 comments

in TMI Thursday, apparently i'm 5 years old, confessionary tales, funnies, i am one classy lady, i suck sometimes, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, let's talk about my vag, southern belle-ness, what did i do with my dignity, you REALLY didn't need to know that

Let’s Have a Quickie (of the “Point and Laugh” Variety)

by LiLu on December 16, 2009 · 88 comments

in a reason to drink- like i need one, bummin it, confessionary tales, dc life, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, funnies, i suck sometimes, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini

TMI Thursday: I Got Screwed By My TPS Report

by LiLu on September 24, 2009 · 132 comments

in TMI Thursday, a reason to drink- like i need one, bummin it, confessionary tales, dutch ovens are funny no matter what you say, i am one classy lady, i did ALL the poops, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, jobs and the jobby joblessness of it all, my ass, working for the man

Holy Sprinkles… I'm The Angela Of My Office. (Without The Affair And All.)

by LiLu on September 22, 2009 · 106 comments

in confessionary tales, dc life, driving the bus to hell, going America all over everyone's ass, i suck sometimes, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, it's business time, jobs and the jobby joblessness of it all, working for the man

TMI Thursday: Joaquin Phoenix and I Once Had Much in Common

by LiLu on August 20, 2009 · 109 comments

in TMI Thursday, bangin', boys, bummin it, confessionary tales, i am one classy lady, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, it's business time, let's talk about my vag

What I Wouldn't Give for Some Kitten Mittens Right Now

by LiLu on August 11, 2009 · 114 comments

in Always Sunny is God, KITTEHS, aminamals, bummin it, dc life, don't bother me until i've had my first laugh in the morning, funnies, hatred, i might be clinical, i'm REALLY not a morning person, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini

In Which I Copy Everyone But, Of Course, Make It All About Me

by LiLu on July 28, 2009 · 97 comments

in LOVE, apparently i'm 5 years old, confessionary tales, driving the bus to hell, dutch ovens are funny no matter what you say, friends, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, life, sweet ass dance skillz, thinking too damn hard

Bitch Bitch Bitch Moan Moan Moan; Pity Party for One, Please.

by LiLu on July 27, 2009 · 78 comments

in Always Sunny is God, a reason to drink- like i need one, dc life, funnies, i am dying, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, master of karate and friendship for everyone, who flushed the economy?

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