So, I realized that I never posted any of our Halloween pics, mostly because I’m lazy and they were on Maxie’s camera and she’s always going on about having dial-up in West Virginia or something.

All I can say is, THANK GOD YOU ARE MOVING TO DC, WOMAN.

Anyhoo, for anyone who enjoys some Always Sunny in their life… at least you’ll get this. No one at the bar did.

B and I went as “Charlie and the Waitress”…

Here’s what they look like:

And here’s us:

You like the hair? Apparently the Waitress has an 80′s mullet. At least I had the apron and coffee karafe going for me. And you can’t see it, but the shirt says “Philly has the best crack”.

Mom, aren’t you proud?

How about now?

Ahem. We also saw some other adventurous people out at the 4P’s in Cleveland Park… let me show you it.

Tobias Freaking Funke as a Nevernude!

Inspector Gadget FTW

The Bubble Boy!

Creepster McCreeperson McNoSeriously,ThisGuyWasTheCREEPIEST.

He wasn’t even wearing a costume… he just had on a silver mini skirt and HOVERED with a capital H around all the other groups of people having fun. Yanno, cause he was COMPLETELY ALONE. I wish you could have seen his face… to look into his eyes was to KNOW he has eaten a baby at some point in his life.

So all in all, a rousing success.

We’re getting back from Costa Rica tonight, so unless we didn’t pass Customs I will be back in action tomorrow. See y’all soon!

Mama said share.

Okay, so I admit that I shamelessly stole the idea to be a Lolcat from the lovely Georgia. But, I did take it a few steps farther, thanks to having absolutely NOTHING to do in a very empty office last Friday. Behold, Basement Cat!

And, because I’m me, I actually took it many steps farther…

Let’s bring it full circle nao… (you can almost see the homemade cat ears I fashioned out of cheap fuzzy gloves, a headband, and some superglue, thanks to three CVS’s, a Giant, a Target, AND a Marshall’s all having ABSOLUTELY NOTHING left in the way of Halloween costumes at 5pm Friday afternoon. Shocker.)

And because I ALWAYS keep it classy…

The complete list of Lol-isms I proudly wore:

basement cat wishes u
happee halloween

holloween kostume:
ur doin it rite

i can has jumbo slice?
nomnomnomnomnom

invisibl sobriety

tequila will make exclent barfs

im in ur bar
takin ur shotz

monorail kitteh
now stops in bars

have you seen a lolrus?
i has his bukkit

i has a flavour-
iz drunk girl

ZOMFG BEER!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

i no steel ur cheezburger
i swearz…

ur face
it hurtz me

I hope anyone who saw me on Friday (and was still able to read) enjoyed it as much as I did…

Mama said share.