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dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo

Shit I Might Try to Do More Gooder At in Aught 10.

by LiLu on January 4, 2010 · 109 comments

in BEATDOWN bitches, FAMILY first, a reason to NOT drink, bummin it, confessionary tales, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, drunkity, i am one classy lady, i did ALL the poops, i'm REALLY not a morning person, i'm not as think as you smart i am, we're all Irish on the inside

Let’s Have a Quickie (of the “Point and Laugh” Variety)

by LiLu on December 16, 2009 · 88 comments

in a reason to drink- like i need one, bummin it, confessionary tales, dc life, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, funnies, i suck sometimes, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini

The Shiz My Friends Say, Vol. III

by LiLu on November 23, 2009 · 58 comments

in dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, driving the bus to hell, friends, funnies, gay (the fabulous kind), growing down, i heart this city, i love you jerks, master of karate and friendship for everyone, someone else made a funny, the shiz my friends say, you're all a bunch of hookers

The Antithesus of a Recap… Because I Can’t Just Be Normal About Anything.

by LiLu on November 18, 2009 · 87 comments

in B, Costa Effing Rica, I WANT A MONKEE, a reason to drink- like i need one, aminamals, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, funnies, funsies, how jealous are you right now?, i am one classy lady, promising TMIs and confessionary tales, sunny sunny sunny, volcano monkeys

Someone Ate a Lot of Paste as a Child

by LiLu on November 2, 2009 · 108 comments

in BEATDOWN bitches, a reason to drink- like i need one, bitches, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, driving the bus to hell, hatred, i has an angree, i'm REALLY not a morning person, jobs and the jobby joblessness of it all, sell out - with me oh yeah, working for the man

It’s Been Far, Far Too Joyful Around Here… Let’s Fix That.

by LiLu on October 21, 2009 · 130 comments

in Always Sunny is God, BEATDOWN bitches, apparently i'm 5 years old, bummin it, cylons are taking over my brain, dc life, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, don't bother me until i've had my first laugh in the morning, driving the bus to hell, funnies, hatred, i has an angree, i might be clinical, i vom in my hair far too often

Take Your "Shoulds" And Shove Them Up Your

by LiLu on October 7, 2009 · 130 comments

in BEATDOWN bitches, a reason to drink- like i need one, berfdays, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, don't bother me until i've had my first laugh in the morning, growing up, i'm REALLY not a morning person, i'm not as think as you smart i am, i'm old, when i grow up i want to be punky brewster

I Would Totally Be Okay With Dying Dead Right Now.

by LiLu on September 21, 2009 · 113 comments

in BEATDOWN bitches, a reason to drink- like i need one, bummin it, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, i am dying, someone else made a funny, the fam

Yet Another Ever So Subtle Difference Between Men and Women.

by LiLu on September 8, 2009 · 61 comments

in I WANT A MONKEE, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, growing up, i am one classy lady, men vs. women, people are fascinating animals, sex, what's in a hand job?

Hi, Mom! This Sure Ain't the Today Show…

by LiLu on August 4, 2009 · 154 comments

in FAMILY first, LOVE, a reason to drink- like i need one, confessionary tales, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, i think i just burned out a couple brain cells, life, stephen colbert is totally doable, the fam

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