Well, okay. That’s not EXACTLY what they said… but it’s how I’m taking it.

My love of Aziz knows no bounds. He IS the show Parks & Rec (step aside, The Office, there’s a new kid in town), his stand up is ridiculous, and he hosted with the mosted at MTV’s Movie Awards last month.

When tickets for his show here in DC in September (SO CLOSE!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!) went on sale, I bought SIX faster than a Delorean can travel through time. Or something.

I mean, seriously. Resistance is futile, ladeeeeeeeeeeez:

See to believe:

Excuse me… I just lizzed myself.

Okay, SO! Here’s what I need you to do to help me win this challenge by getting the coolest celeb follower around town:

Tweet the following, (or get creative if you want!) Let’s blow up my brown hero’s timeline so that HE can’t resist following ME!!!!

@azizansari – Will you be @LivitLuvit’s Kanye West and follow her on Twitter? Help her become the first @MTVTJ!

You guys have been AMAZING, and we’re almost there… we can do this!!!!

UPDATE: WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But our work’s not done! The more the better, so get on the tweet and tell YOUR favorite celeb why they should follow me! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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