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apparently i'm 5 years old

TMI Thursday: Clint Eastwood Would’ve Lost This Stand Off

by LiLu on March 4, 2010 · 61 comments

in TMI Thursday, apparently i'm 5 years old, bummin it, confessionary tales, dutch ovens are funny no matter what you say, friends, funnies, i did ALL the poops, it's business time, someone else made a funny

Strangers Are Strange

by LiLu on February 23, 2010 · 100 comments

in apparently i'm 5 years old, confessionary tales, dc life, dcblogs.com, driving the bus to hell, growing up, i heart this city, i might be clinical, when i get an idea in my head it's sure to end up as a blog post

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaave You Met Berto?

by LiLu on February 2, 2010 · 70 comments

in WE might be clinical, apparently i'm 5 years old, bummin it, cylons are taking over my brain, friends, funnies, growing down, people are fascinating animals, the shiz my friends say

Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v17

by LiLu on January 2, 2010 · 64 comments

in KITTEHS, Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, a reason to NOT drink, aminamals, apparently i'm 5 years old, drunkity, funnies, i am dying, i heart the fugly, i might be clinical, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, the innernets are a cold dark place, why are you still friends with me?

TMI Thursday: This Is Why I’m Not “Trendy”

by LiLu on December 17, 2009 · 100 comments

in TMI Thursday, apparently i'm 5 years old, confessionary tales, funnies, i am one classy lady, i suck sometimes, i'm not as think as you smart i am, it's a good thing i make a mean martini, let's talk about my vag, southern belle-ness, what did i do with my dignity, you REALLY didn't need to know that

The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer…

by LiLu on December 15, 2009 · 125 comments

in B, KITTEHS, WE might be clinical, apparently i'm 5 years old, confessionary tales, funnies, i'm not as think as you smart i am, spreading the love herpes style, weird shit, what did i do with my dignity, why are you still friends with me?

The Entirely Unorthodox Holiday Gift-Giving Guide

by LiLu on December 7, 2009 · 100 comments

in aminamals, apparently i'm 5 years old, cool shit, driving the bus to hell, funsies, i am one classy lady, i think i just burned out a couple brain cells, there's always $ in the banana stand

My Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad, No Good Day Week

by LiLu on December 4, 2009 · 84 comments

in KITTEHS, a reason to drink- like i need one, aminamals, apparently i'm 5 years old, bummin it, cool shit, don't bother me until i've had my first laugh in the morning, funnies, hatred, weird shit, you are WELCOME

The Most Important Blog Post I’ll Ever Write.

by LiLu on November 3, 2009 · 164 comments

in apparently i'm 5 years old, cool shit, dc life, funnies, growing down, i heart this city, i very excite, i'm a dork, when i get an idea in my head it's sure to end up as a blog post, why are you still friends with me?, withdrawal

It’s Been Far, Far Too Joyful Around Here… Let’s Fix That.

by LiLu on October 21, 2009 · 130 comments

in Always Sunny is God, BEATDOWN bitches, apparently i'm 5 years old, bummin it, cylons are taking over my brain, dc life, dear god how am I not still in Puerto Viejo, don't bother me until i've had my first laugh in the morning, driving the bus to hell, funnies, hatred, i has an angree, i might be clinical, i vom in my hair far too often

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