Who is this Bish?

LiLu of ‘Livit, Luvit’ is a 26 year old professional in the District of Columbia. When her “real” job isn’t making her do “real” work, she writes a little blog dedicated to mocking all things petty and insignificant, particularly herself.

(Ed. note: She’s not really that petty, actually. Just insignificant.)

Though she grew up near abrasive yet (arguably) charming Worcester, Massachusetts, four years spent at UNC-Chapel Hill in North Cack have significantly softened her rough edges. Thus, she has come to classify herself as a “South-i-fied Masshole”… all the fun of a Northerner, now with the grace of a Southern belle.

(Ed. note: That is a blatant lie. Her knees are constantly bruised from a total lack of grace (twss), but let’s just say she’s, um, mellowed out a bit.)

When LiLu isn’t at a computer, she spends her leisure time berating tourists for not knowing how to walk around D.C., wishing that she could hold onto a pair of sunglasses for more than four hours, and lunching with her ladies.

(Ed. note: “Lunching with the ladies” = “giving her hard-earned dollars to the District’s shadiest bars at Happy Hour.”)

A self-proclaimed dork, LiLu also thoroughly enjoys “White Girl” dancing, shameless karaoke performances, and French fries of all shapes and sizes. She has never turned down a triple dog dare, because losing is for losers.

(Ed. note: No, really. She’s ingested a LOT of gross stuff. Ever had a shot of sweet vermouth… by itself??)

LiLu lives in a neighborhood “with character” in Columbia Heights with her equally ridiculous boyfriend, and two kittens who have devoted their tiny lives to destroying all things fragile or of sentimental value in their closet of an apartment.

(Ed. note: Please send replacement wine glasses to [address redacted].

(For a summary of the blog via a few choice posts, click here.)









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