Who is this Bish?

Hey y’all! Pull up a chair and grab some wine in a can! Let’s do this thang.

I’m a 26 year old ex-bartender-turned-professional, living in the nation’s capital. When The Man isn’t making me do actual work, I write this here blog dedicated to mocking all things petty and insignificant, particularly myself. (Ed. note: I’m not really that petty, actually. Just insignificant.)

Though I grew up near abrasive yet (arguably) charming Worcester, Massachusetts, four years spent at UNC-Chapel Hill in North Cack have significantly softened my rough edges. Thus, I have come to classify myself as a “South-i-fied Masshole”… all the sass of a Northerner, now with the grace of a Southern belle!

A self-proclaimed dork, I thoroughly enjoy “White Girl” dancing, shameless karaoke performances, and French fries of all shapes and sizes.

I have never turned down a triple dog dare, because losing is for losers.

I live with my equally ridiculous boyfriend (don’t believe me? Click here) in a neighborhood “with character” in Columbia Heights with our two kittens increasingly chubby cats who have devoted their lives to destroying all things fragile or of sentimental value in our closet of an apartment.

(For a summary of the blog via a few choice posts, click here.)

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