What’s a Southified Masshole?
Hey y’all! Pull up a chair and grab some wine in a can! Let’s do this thang.
I’m a 27 year old ex-bartender-turned-social-media-professional, currently living in our nation’s great capital. Though I grew up near abrasive yet (arguably) charming Worcester, Mass., four years spent at UNC-Chapel Hill have significantly softened my rough edges. Thus, I have come to classify myself as a “Southified Masshole”… all the sass of a Northerner, now with the grace of a Southern belle.
A self-proclaimed dork, I thoroughly enjoy “white girl” dancing, shameless karaoke performances, and french fries of all shapes and sizes. I have never turned down a triple dog dare, because losing is for losers.
I believe I have been Chosen to inform the world that leggings ARE NOT PANTS, a mission that I have accepted with pride and a sense of self-importance.
I am not shy.
I’m a Social Media Account Exec at iostudio, the biggest little marketing/branding/digital agency in all the land. My main responsibilities involve being a consultant to the 54 states and territories of the National Guard, and traveling the country to teach them how to use social media as a marketing/recruitment tool.
Basically, I have the best job ever, and it makes me feel like this each and every day:
For funsies, I’m also the President of Social Media Club – DC and the Events Lead for the 20 Something Blogger community. I also run the tweeters for @SMCDC, @DCBlogs, and @iostudio, in addition to my own. NBD.
Want to chat with me about talking social media at your event? Well shucks, I’d love to.
Bonus! Three things that make me smile:
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love your blog!!
and thanks for occasionally visiting mine! 
Of course! You’re too sweet.
Luv the site. Blog is hilarious. Great sense of humor.
I do what I can.
That was the best, most entertaining “About Me” that I’ve read! Thanks for the laughs and smiles!
Honored you think so, my dear. You’re welcome!
LOVE it…and south-i-fied masshole. Brilliant!
YOU ahr!
So I just recently visited P-Town . . . UHHHHHHH. Talk about Massholes?!!!!
Anyway, thanks for the follow and LOVE THE BLOG.
I’ve brought myself out of the mundane and am now trying to make a way in this little blog community . . . thanks for the help
This little community is an amazing thing. Enjoy it.
And thanks!!!
Love your blog! It’s going on the blogroll immediately.
Also, sadly I have had a shot of sweet vermouth before. Turns out in Moscow, that’s what you get when you order a Martini (because they associate the word martini with the brand Martini & Rossi, instead of the crisp, refreshing gin beverage). Drank a shot of it on accident before going out to see a ballet, then the ballet was so bad that I came out at intermission and had two more shots on purpose.
Then, my dear, you are one of the few who knows my pain. <3
And thank you!
Manage to stumble my way to this crazy insanity and love it to bits! Will be crawling through your archives in the foreseeable future…
Aw, yay! Thanks so much!
Love your blog – great sense of humour!
You are an angel. Also with a great sense of humor.
My, my! We could become the very best of friends.
Don’t forget Pajama Jeans. Those things sure as eff ain’t pants. I’m not sure WHAT they are. Except wrong, very wrong ..
I love the fact you are telling the world leggings are not pants! Could you add pajama bottoms are not day wear as well!?
lol @ Lionel Ritchie
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