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Last Saturday, B and I donned our “classy” faces and headed over to the Men’s Wearhouse at Connecticut and K NW (Farragut Square) for some old-fashioned suiting. My darling dear had been invited to come in and experience their standard “Buying A Suit” experience.

We walked in and were instantly greeted by, well, everyone. And not in that overbearing, “CAN I HELP YOU PLEASE AND POSSIBLY MAKE A COMMISSION SLASH JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKETS” way, but in a way that was warm, casual, and quickly identified who we were and who we needed to see.

The man we needed to see, it turned out, was manager Anthony Caudillo. To be honest, I always sort of imagined the store manager of a corporate suit shop would be something akin to your stereotypical used car salesman; slicked back hair, beady eyes, and a clammy handshake that withered a piece of your soul with each touch.

Anthony could not have been more different. He was truly friendly, efficient, and genuine, making you feel as though you were shopping with a friend (who just happened to know a LOT more about suits and all things menswear-y things than you). The boys immediately hit it off, talking about dood stuff while they casually sorted through the racks, discussing what B already had in his closet, what he might need for the fall, and of course, the Eagles and the Redskins. 

While the men did their thing, I took the opportunity to capture the layout of the store. I was really impressed by the decor and stylings of the displays- everything was so chic and creative, while still maintaining the clean, classic look I personally associate with truly wonderful menswear.

After B had selected a lovely navy AND a gorgeous olive with a faint blue pinstripe, it was shoe time.

Again, Anthony walked us through it step by step, considering what B already had against what would best compliment the two suits. Once a shoe was chosen, we moved on to the tailor for a fitting.

Sidebar: Though B and I would like to think we’re special, this entire suit-fitting procedure is standard for ANYONE who buys a suit at the Men’s Wearhouse. The tailoring is all done in-house, is a one-time cost, and is priced by what actually needs to be done, other than a “one size fits all” flat rate. After that, the tailoring is guaranteed for life, and you can bring the suit back in at any point to be resized, fixed, and even steamed for free, yo. WhaBAM!!!

Finally, after the fitting, it was time for the accoutrements. (God, I’m fancy.)

Anthony handed us off to their stylist, who had pulled sets of shirts and ties that could all be mixed and matched between the suits, taking into account the environment he works in (conservative) as well as his personal style.

We also ended up with a belt and cufflinks to complete the ensembles, and suddenly my already-stylish man went from a 10 to an 11 in the “Don Draper Debonair Department”.

The whole trip took MAYBE an hour, but we weren’t rushed for even a moment. The experience was easy and pleasant, and we felt well-guided without being smothered and forced into purchasing half the store. DeeeeLITEful.

B picked up his new duds yesterday on the way home from work, so of course I forced him to play dress up for you:

So, all in all, a ridiculously awesome and successful Saturday afternoon. Ladies, if you ever need a gift idea for your man, I would highly recommend either a gift card to Men’s Wearhouse, or better yet, accompanying him on the journey and picking up the tab (if you’re in that place, of course). This ain’t no one-month anniversary present.

Finally, and without a doubt most importantly, the Men’s Wearhouse launched their National Suit Drive yesterday on Sept. 1st. Now through September 30th,  they’re asking for donations of gently-worn suits and professional clothing, which will be given to local non-profit organizations who will pass on the clothes to low- (or no-)income men in need of professional wear on their job hunt. Clothes can be dropped off at any Men’s Wearhouse store across the nation. More information about what and how to donate can be found here.

This is their third annual drive, and it is truly a fantastic cause. B dropped off a couple of his own suits yesterday, and (if you can find it in your closet/heart), so should you.

Disclaimer: B was given a gift certificate to Men’s Wearhouse in exchange for my review of the suiting-up experience, Barney Stinson style. All opinions represented here, however, are our own and 100% for reals.






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