Move over, Sandy. (Too soon?) America has a new sweetheart, and it’s Betty White. Her new show “Hot in Cleveland” just got picked up for Season 2.
This time, Betty gets to be the Blanche. Me OW.
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Lilo (girl needs to change that nickname, stat!) will be taking FIVE prescriptions with her to jail.
Don’t worry... I'm sure they're actually for Michael anyway.
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Worst. Headline. EVERRRRRRRRRRRR.
I'd like to award this a giant honorary Fail Whale.
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The drama with Mel continues: Oksana claims she secretly recorded him admitting to hitting her.
"That's what happens to douchebags," said the devil, as he removed his boot from Mel's ass.
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Kendra may have just released her book, “Sliding Into Home,” but apparently, her new hubby’s sliding intro strippers.
- Like, into their *vaginas* and stuff. Gettit??
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I love these. The comments under all the pictures make me laugh. I can’t believe Kendra wrote a book!!
I don’t know how they can call that show ‘Hot in Cleveland’ when 3 out of 4 chicks in that picture are not hot.
I will leave you to your own devices on choosing the 3.
I’ve tweeted and retweeted my little heart out for you. <3 And if I have to make a national advertisement I will! OK-maybe that's going a little overboard, but still you must win!
Love.love.love you.
I was also shocked that Kendra wrote, or could read, a book!
I love Hot in Cleveland, it is super funny!
Uh Lilo, I wish that it was illegal for her to be in the news, so annoying.
Sads about Kendra’s hubby, but what can you expect, he did marry a playmate and former stripper…
i will join you on that bus you’re driving because holy wow is that picture/video of Lilo in the court room hilariously priceless. i watched the video of her crying like 12 times. fecking idiot girl.
HANKKK noo! You don’t tame a girl like Kendra and pull her away from the good life, only to be a huge douche. If you need to cheat on your PLAYMATE wife you clearly have many issues.
In other news, that headline is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
oh oh, i saw that headline on TMZ and i feel so in the know, that dix succombed to gay! Im usually the last to know everything, so bear with my lame ass excitement.
How the hell does Kendra get a book deal? Like seriously, how did that happen? Ugh. Lilo….when did that become her nickname? Gawd, I’m getting old.
I absolutely love ‘Hot in Cleaveland’!! It’s my new favorite show.
OMG, that was the WORST headline of all time. Holy crap, who let that shit go to copy? And WHY did copy let that go through to print? LOL
I love, love love Hot in Cleveland. It’s my new shameful sit-com crush.
I thought you would have a lot of love for Lindsay, considering you are LiLu, and she is LiLo. Makes perfect sense.
Betty White is great on that show, but the rest of the cast is ‘meh.’ Really, the only funny parts are her lines. But I will say that I am happy that she has a show….I’ve missed seeing her on a regular basis.
oh, kendra. it’s not enough that her hubby botched it big-time in the super bowl on that second-half kickoff, leading my beloved saints to the win, but now he’s screwing around on her? poor thing…
i’m happy you put that picture up, because i got to have a thought i’ve had from time to time since february: “oh, right – the saints won the super bowl.” that brings me more joy than you can imagine.
I haven’t seen Hot in Cleveland yet. Sounds amazing though! Yeah Lilo looked like a hot mess in court. Chick needs therapy.
So funny! We’ve started calling LiLo LiHo – is that far enough to dissociate her from LiLu?
Omg, I audibly LOL’ed at “tired gay”, especially since we just had our Pride Parade last wekeend in Toronto.
Are Lilo’s scripts for those giant lips? Cuz looks like girlfriend’s got an allergic reaction going on.
LiLu…I tried going to your last link about Kendra’s hubby but my work blocked it and has it categorized as “Pornography”! What kind of site are you *trying* to send me to??? I hope I don’t get in trouble
@Melissa,
Hahaha! It’s just thesuperficial.com!
@LiLu, I know, weird right??? But I guess compared to the cube farm, it may as well be porn!
Kendra can wright? Damn, I am constantly being supprised by life. And my question, how did you end up in DC?
nooooo, hank! i may have “accidentally” watched their show a few times, and shocked myself by actually *liking* her now that she’s out of the playboy house and a cute little mom & wife. i actually LIKE them! they’re cute together! SAY IT AIN’T SO, HANK.
How does Kendra even know anything about home making? If she becomes the next Martha I will kill myself.
I’d rather read a book about Lilo. Kendra? Dumb as a box of rocks!
Lovin the headlines sista!
Ugh. Kendra. Can she go away now? Did you know she also has a “butt blasting” video out now? For some reason I just don’t like her. And I guess her hubs doesn’t either if he’s going the stripper route.
Of course normally I’d have tons of questions but today my mind is a blank.
I just said ewwwwwwwwww out loud to the last one. HA!