If B Didn’t Exist, I Would Move to LA and Marry Rahul Immediately.

by rachaelgking on July 12, 2010 · 33 comments

(Love you, B. But come on. The man wrote me a song.)

I give you, from Rahul over at I Wear T-Shirts…Sometimes, the greatest musical performance of all time.

Lyrics:

What does lilu dream of,
when she writes a pretty funny tweet
Does she think of Dj Pauly
or a You Tube reference thats sweet

Don’t you worry all you twitter peeps
She’s going to write you something witty even if it comes to in her sleep
the she’s gonna go and hashtag it up
and then we’re gonna retweet and make it lots of fun

if she’s not the next MTV TJ

Then we’ll go and get drunk!

Thanks, Rahul. I’m at work right now and I totally just lizzed myself.

WORTH IT.

Mama said share.

{ 33 comments }

1 Maxie July 12, 2010 at 8:37 am

THROWS PANTIES.

2 moooooog35 July 12, 2010 at 8:44 am

THROWS PANTIES.

..wait.

3 Grace July 12, 2010 at 8:59 am

wooo!! Encore! I love it. And there must be something about the name Rahul (with the H) that inspires awesome because the other Rahul I know its super cool too.

4 Corinne July 12, 2010 at 9:10 am

OMG. that was awesome.
I would be floating on cloud 9. Yup. Man, what a way to start a Monday right?!

5 J July 12, 2010 at 9:49 am

At first I read that as “RuPaul” and I was SUPER EXCITED, but then I realized it wasn’t the famous drag queen but then that guy was hilarious anyway.

6 Stormyy July 12, 2010 at 11:05 pm: Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought it said Ru Paul at first!

7 Hermia July 12, 2010 at 9:51 am

I too shall throw my panties!

8 Arielle July 12, 2010 at 10:06 am

Amazingggg

9 Liz @ Dogs & Wine July 12, 2010 at 10:20 am

That’s awesome.

And I love that my namesake is a verb.

10 Clevelandpoet July 12, 2010 at 10:37 am

are we suppose to throw panties cus I was holding some of my wife’s anyway?
I mean….

so yeah I told you I’d write you an ode and then never did well yesterday drunkenly at the pub watching the world cup I scribbled some lines on a wet napkin but it really was just:

“let her tweet (mtv!)
or I’ll kick you with my feet (of course!)
She can quote always sunny like a pro.
I wonder how good she’d look with a kick ass fro.”

and then there was an off topic rant about how I’d like to have sex with sweet dee so yeah needs some work or maybe it doesn’t but yeah.

I suck. the end.

11 randi troxell July 12, 2010 at 10:44 am

his name is what really gets me going!!!

12 Cait July 12, 2010 at 10:48 am

This is amazing.

13 Herding Cats July 12, 2010 at 10:53 am

Omg…..best thing ever!

14 Michelle (bikramyogachick) July 12, 2010 at 11:09 am

Nice!

15 Skylers Dad July 12, 2010 at 11:32 am

I remember back when a girl wrote a song about me… It mostly involved court ordered 100 yard distance and pepper spray though.

Your is much more sweet.

16 City Girl July 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm

This is great, Rahul! I think we should get drunk whether or not she wins . xoxo

17 The Maidern Metallurgist July 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm

I love Rahul. That is all.

18 Soda and Candy July 12, 2010 at 12:29 pm

*throws LiLu’s panties*

What?! I don’t have enough of my own to spare!

19 Rahul July 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm

That guy looks even better in the morning, ladies.*

*probably not true.

20 Harini July 12, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Thats sweet .

21 Christina Harper July 12, 2010 at 2:07 pm

This is for infinitely the best thing I’ve heard all day, possible all ever.

22 MiMi July 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm

OMG, he is so adorable!!!!
I need someone to write me a song. And not one about farts or burps.

23 Marie July 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm

He just gave me a boner.

24 middleagedrunner July 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm

Fabulocity x100,000!
Lilu, this is the Middleaged waitress, back as “myself?” Can’t stop talking/writing about the strange places life takes me, apparently. Anywhoo, I’m baaaaack!

25 meleah rebeccah July 12, 2010 at 4:04 pm