Hey there, cowboy! Get ready, cause I’m about to crack an egg of knowledge all over your head.
And by “knowledge” I mean pure, unadulterated awesome.
My father is to thank for sending me this shitshow of awkward-yet-mind-blowing-hilariousity I’m about to drop on you…
It really is no surprise where I came from, is it?
Happy long weekend 4th of July, poodlekins! If that video’s not freaking American, I don’t know what is.
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Follow @LivitLuvit, my favorite contestant in the @MTVTJ search for MTV’s first Twitter Jockey! #zyncmtvtj
(Feel free to get creative, the above suggestion is just for your copy & paste convenience. Cause I’m good like that.)
The actual VOTING will start on July 7, and it will be via Facebook. (I know, the irony…) Anyway! You will only get to have to vote once, so make sure we’re Facebook friends and I’ll send ya a reminder! WOOT!!!
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Wait is your dad in the video? It was hilarious!!
Happy 4th of July, Lilu!
I feel like I’m being mocked.
That just made the fact that I’m at work right now almost tolerable. AWESOME.
That video is so my dad. He loves his lawnmower. It must be a dad thang
That is crazy- this is my dad about 12 years ago. Especially the crying during Disney movies part. The Lion King got him EVERY time. Haha! Have a great 4th of July!
This was obvi amazing, but I think the most fascinating part of the whole video was the credits at the end: Find more videos like this at …. Church on the move!?!?! Crazy town.
@Rachel @ MWF Seeking BFF, Toootally agree about the credits – talk about an unexpected twist at the end …
Happy 4th to LiLu and all!
hahaha – love it.
So great! I’ve never felt rappers understood the struggles us Dad’s go through. They live it big with Bentleys and Cristal, no cares in the world a cap in the ass couldn’t take care of. They just can’t relate to the Dad Life. Glad to have my glorious existence mocked in such sweet fashion.
mind
is
blown.
also I plan to work me saying “ornamental turtles!” into as many things as possible.
Happy get drunk and pretend you’re Ben Frank day!
@Clevelandpoet, “ornamental turtles” is brilliant, I’m doing the same thing. Also, it would be an excellent name for a rock band. Maybe one that wears socks and sandals…
hehe this is hilarious!!! =) Happy 4th of July!!
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What is it with dads and their lawns?!
Awesome.
Ok first of all it is amazing your own father found that video…
Second, that video is AMAZING!!!
I love it! and I’m so reposting it!
I love it! Good luck on the MTV Twitter Jockey thing. I think you are going to be awesome.
Oh, that just made my day. Thanks!
Oh, are you cracking eggs? You throwing down life lessons?
So this video just totally made my morning!!! I can’t stop laughing, thanks
Love this. And I’m pretty sure my dad will appreciate it, too…
Thank you, LiLu’s Dad…SUPER informative……mind blowing….
I’m gonna have this stuck in my head AAAALL DAY!!!!
This video made my day!!
Thank you for that little piece of wonderful. Happy Friday and happy freaking LONG weekend! Yippee!
xoxo
Have a great long weekend! I’m totally voting for you on the 7th!
ORNAMENTAL TURTLES!
One of those guys was pretty DILFy.
I’M JUST SAYING.
Have a great long weekend!!
bwahhhaa!! holy crap that video was awesome! totally reminds me of my dad….not sure if that’s a good thing..have an awesome 4th!
fan-FREAKIN-tastic!!!
Happy America’s Birthday weekend!
LiLu and B your future awaits (hidden message form your dad?)
OH shit. I think I married one of those men. I’ve been telling him to please stop tucking in your shirt and phone belt clips are only for doctors for years now.
I love it! Those Dads are like almost every one of the guys I know! (Oh God…my life is pathetic)
Those guys are awesome, I’m sending this to the awesomest Dad I know, my stepson.
Beepers, sandals with socks, jean shorts…this is awesome. But OF COURSE that dude has a UK visor on! Kentucky never gets a break!
OMG!!! LOVED IT!!!
Oh man, that is just so awesome! Love it! Your dad is officially the bestest (you should tell him that and get Fabulous Offspring brownie points!) (Or maybe that would make him suspicious…). You should tell him that he and his sense of humour are worshipped from afar.
Dads with senses of humour rock. Mine is known for making horrible horrible puns. I’m going to show him this video, although I know it will mean he’ll use it as an excuse to wear socks with sandals for the rest of the summer…!
Oh yes, and Happy 4th July! Have a lovely weekend.
This was absolutely fabulous. Just the thing to celebrate America – I think I love your dad for sending us that! I’m 100% sending this to my parents now as I type this – they’re away for the weekend so I”m expecting a grateful text saying I made their life better, thanks to you
I just voted for you – can’t think of a better VJ than you, girl! xo
I’m still crying over that disney part…this was beyond priceless!!!
HOLY COW, this is hysterical! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAH, thanks so much for posting.
Hope you had a very happy 4th of July!!!!
PS: Am your newest follower!
there’s nothing i love more than white people rapping.