Comments on: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXIX

By: ens

ens — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:13:44 +0000

ummm can i just say i friggen love your blog?? I am from about 25 min outside of Worcester and moving to the south in just about 3 months (AH!) – i LOVE your phrase “southified masshole.” I may just steal (but obviously credit) that Looking forward to following!

By: Clevelandpoet

Clevelandpoet — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:24:26 +0000

I keep trying to tell the wife when you have someone as amazingly quotable (as both you and she clearly do) that is present enough.

By: Shana

Shana — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:02:20 +0000

So freaking funny. Especially the one about the homeless person.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:18:07 +0000

B’s gift is from the skymall magazine huh?

By: E

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:34:27 +0000

lol these always make me laugh so hard!

By: Nikki

Nikki — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:53:45 +0000

LMAO I loved this!! You and your boyfriend are HILARIOUS together. Congrats on the anniversary!

By: Pop

Pop — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:51:49 +0000

“Yeah, I had glasses once. But then I lost them so I never got them again. They make your eyes weaker. Fuck that noise. I’m a MAN!!!”

My wife would say this shiz your bf says is the shiz her husband says, as I squint really hard trying to avoid pedestrians and road signs.

Hilarious blog you’ve got here!

By: iris ashley

iris ashley — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 05:20:17 +0000

there’s nothing offensive about using homeless people as dishwashers. it’s very eco friendly. you’re helping the environment!

By: sammy

sammy — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 05:11:25 +0000

my wife is the SAME way in regards to presents and not being able to wait.

this entire post is friggin hilarious!

the best part was the ‘fuck that noise’ part! lol

By: firecracker

firecracker — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 03:54:57 +0000

maybe he got you a homeless person? destiny.

also: DAMN YOU AND YOUR SECRETS.