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Well, it finally happened.
I knew it was going to. I could have stopped it. I could have prevented it, if only I had taken a precious few seconds of my life to think before I acted.
Ok, wait. Let’s back it up. (Ha. That will be punny in a moment.)
Every once in a while, I have to pee. Consequently, I will, at times, use a restroom. Sometimes I even do it at work.
But, see, here’s the thing. I have this really bad efficient habit of, um, “getting ready” before I enter the stall. “Making preparations,” if you will.
Must’ve been all those years of Brownies.
(And by years, I mean one. One class. Brownies freaking blew.)
So, yeah, without fail, I begin the pulling-down-of-the-pants, or the pulling-up-of-the-skirt, before I am actually within in the confines of a specific cube of bathroom privacy.
Which means that anyone walking in said bathroom would unwillingly be privy to a sneak preview of my bathing suit area.
Given that this is A) a women’s restroom and B) a place of work, I’ll go out on a limb here and say that none of the potential viewers want a piece of that.
And I KNOW this. I think about it every time I go to the bathroom, and think,
“Damn! I did it again! Moron… one of these days it is gonna happen, and it’s not going to be pretty. Check yoself!”
But I still do it every. damn. time.
And yesterday, Wile E. Coyote finally caught the Road Runner.
Or something.
Basically, I mooned my boss.
I'm slightly better looking.
No, that’s not accurate, actually…
I mooned my BOSS’ boss.
Is there a someecard for that?
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Maybe she liked it.
Oh my gawd! That’s horrible..but I do the same thing when I really really have to pee. No one has caught me yet.
OMG. Are you mortified? I’m mortified for you. But jesus girl – didn’t your mama teach you NOT to take your pants down BEFORE entering a private stall…? This makes me think you’re a major exhibitionist pervert. But I love you anyway
I do the same thing. Halfway to the urinals, I’ll be unzipping. And I think “What the hell, man. Are you going to take it out and wave it at everyone?”
That’s a fabulous ecard. I need to print off a thousand of those.
LOL She probably liked it. Maybe you’ll get a raise?
oh my god, i’m dying on your behalf.
Cowgirl and I have decided that nakedness is overrated. We all have the same parts. Parts is parts.
@k8, Well spoken, I heartily agree.
also with all the px90 and gymit, at least it was cute and firm, am I right?
roflmbo.. I have been there.. well not really but to the point I knew once I hit the stall things were gona move too quick to slack off with remobing things
I hope you saved that card. I’m sure you won’t be the only one to use it.
Well that’s just saving time on the way to ‘do business’, perfectly understandable. You must have a busy job sometimes.
What I don’t like are the people at the gym who walk around towel-less. Dammit, I wouldn’t complain if I was in the ladies locker room, but come on… It’s always the oldest most out of shape people too… ugh.
It could be worse.
You could have sent your boss’ boss videos of cats or something.
Yay, I’m not the only one with this bad habit! Thankfully, I’ve never been busted though. I do sit right outside the bathroom though, so I try to avoid the high traffic times.
AWESOME. Please tell me you sent her the card. And what happened NEXT!!
Awesome. Pure awesome.
I do the same preparations thing too. It’ll happen to me one of these days and now I have the perfect card for it.
So I’m chuckling to myself at my desk because I also start the preparations before I enter the stall. I’m usually the only girl in the office but every once in awhile there’s a lady client here at the office and that can cause some issues; fortunately i’ve never mooned anyone.
Although I’m not sure what they think when they see my unzipping my pants in the middle of the restroom. I guess it’s just a bad habit…
NICE!!!!!!! Nothing like showing your ass to the higher ups!
Fantastic!!! That’s definitely one for the books.
Whoops! I do that too, though. Note to self: stop doing that.
AAAAH Lilu! Only you
oh girl! Thats not pretty… not pretty at all
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I make preparations too – so don’t feel too bad! I just feel like, well, hey, I have to go and I have a lot to do so let’s make this quick. I think it’s awesome that you mooned your boss’ boss. Just awesome
That’s funny!!!! LMAO!!
I prepare in a way, start undoing my belt, button, unzipping before I get to the bathroom as well, I don’t actually pull my pants down tho until I’ve liften the toilet lid…
I almost walked out of the bathroom the other day with my dress stuck in my undies, but caught a glance in the mirror at the last second. If I hadn’t I would have walked out right in front of my boss and done the same thing. Next time, maybe you should be less efficient
oh man, like FULL ass? or just some lower cheekage?
i mean i guess it doesn’t REALLY matter. do you have a cute butt? i bet you do. if boss’ boss starts upping her workout regime you’ll KNOW you do.
a month or so ago, i almost walked out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my underwear. if another (clearly kind-hearted) woman hadn’t been in there to see me almost humiliate myself in front of my peers i would have totally died on the spot.
That’s ASSome!
That is absolutely priceless.
AH hahahaha that is horrible!!! But I do the same thing.. well kinda. More just an unzipping of the jeans, but still that is bad enough. I think I will let this posting serve as a warning to me!!
you crack me up – hehe crack..get it!
Whoops!
I think it shows eagerness and efficiency, both of which are typically appreciated in the workplace. So really, you should probably get a raise.
Oh my….how embarrassing!
OMG. I bet you have a pretty lily white ass at least. Maybe she liked it you never know.
Happy Friday luv muffin!
Well, I’m guessing if you get a new company manual and there’s something in there about undressing before pottying, well…you’ve left your mark on the company, shall we say?
I just thought…I wonder if SHE has a blog and will be blogging about this incident today.
Bahh what did you do for damage control??? I’m the OTHER way around; sometimes I flush and open the stall before I’m done zipping/buttoning/pulling up. Not sure which is more awk for a run-in!
Omg, you’re hilarious.
I’ve never had that problem although I often find myself sitting down on the floor to put on my shoes (like a kindergartener).
I saw my ex-boss at my Gym the other day (nooooooo!) and thought of you. I put on the dark shades and left as quickly as possible before any mooning or repeats of you & B’s terrifying gym stories could go down. ha!
I hope I never moon MY Boss’s boss! She looks really like Barbie and probably has a far better ass than me. So . . . NO!!!
I do the unbutton and unzip before actually entering a stall but the full pull down must wait until the stall door closes. She must have thought you were going to cop a squat in the middle of the restroom!
haha…on the bright side, at least it’s friday. Throw back a few beers and you’ll forget about it. Hopefully, he’ll do the same
It last you’ve been doing P90x. HA!
That’s hilarious! Your boss’ boss? That’s outstanding! Who knows, maybe she’ll give you a raise. I’ve only ever heard of little kids doing that and this one drunk homeless guy one time, so good for you!
haha, that’s hilarious. white people have white asses. who knew. guess what color mine is. you know you want to.
I have a habit of forgetting to fully lock the stalls in public restrooms. Makes for some pretty awkward interactions, especially in airports.
Oh man! Were there words?!
I work for a company with um…lots of different races. Once one of the Muslim janitors went into the bathroom for prayer. Took off all his clothes and proceeded to pray to his God naked. Of course, a tenant walked in while he was on this knees, forehead to the ground…
Oh, how I love laughing at other’s discomfort and embarrassing moments… because Sweet Baby Jeebus, I have written THE BOOK on shit like that.
That’s exactly why I point and laugh at people who fall down or walk into doors.
I hope you smiled
Actually I notice that I do this too. Usually it’s just an unzip the zipper thing though.
Oy. Work isn’t home, Lilu. Work is NOT home.
Hahaha I do that when I am at home and one day I am going to end up giving some people a little show somewhere OTHER than home!!
Oh my! Well, that’s embarrassing! How did you face him/her again? Goodness! Think of it this way, now you have a funny story to tell!
That’s what you get for giving up your blackberry! Traitor.
You absolutely crack me up. I would be too mortified to even tell anyone if this happened to me, and you make it into a perfect blog entry.
Maybe your boss’ boss will like your ass so much that a raise is in your future! You never know, right?!
I’ve never even heard of this “preparation” trick! Magical! Well I guess until something like your boss’ boss walking in on you happens. Then it’s more mortifying then magical.
I do this too like I’m at home and it doesn’t matter, maybe it doesn’t
LOL! Dude!
One of my bosses actually walked in on me before. Apparently, the locks on the bathroom door work in the opposite direction. I thought I’d locked it. Just as I was in mid-hover over the commode, he walks in. Luckily, I was big and pregnant so he didn’t get to see anything. The big belly covered it all. He turned 400 shades of red and avoided eye contact with me for the rest of the week.
Sometimes you have to go and there is prep needed. It happens. You may have just made her boring corporate day.
I ALWAYS start to undo before I’m in the stall…. I just know I’ll get caught one of these times…. hahaha
I have to thank you for being the story that made my families night. LOL
As soon as I read the story, I started hysterically laughing which prompted the looks of ‘wth?’ from my family so I HAD to read it to them.
Oh boy. I think this is going to be one of those think-of-it-and-start-giggling kinda deals
all i can say is O M G!!! I know what the hot topic of conversation there is!
Hey, upper management people don’t get to where they are by not seeing a LOT of asses and kissing them all. So I think you’re in the clear.
That’s hilarious! What was her reaction? At least you didn’t do your um…”business” with your boss in next stall. Now THAT’S that worst!
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Ohh, that’s priceless. You could always use the excuse, “I really had to go BAD.” I often run the risk of flashing people in the ladies’ room at work as well, and it’s not because I’m preparing to pee. I adjust myself, show my friend something weird on my boob, or what have you, and not in the confines of the privacy stall either. One day I’m gonna get caught too.
Your blog is much funny! Thanks for the laugh, and thanks for your comment on my blog too.
I laughed so hard at this one. I love how you can take every sort of situation with humour. You go girl!
LOL!!!! I can’t stop looking at that picture. I don’t care how wrong it is!
omg, i sorta do something similar to this… although i’m currently unemployed, i do this weird thing where i begin to unbutton and unzip as i’m entering the bathroom, like what? i think it’s from being at home and just not thinking. luckily i have somehow never been spotted.
hahaha … see, you’re still the place for TMI!
Omg, that sounds awful! What did you do the next time you saw her? I would be a mess.
I’ve done a lot with my ass over the years, but that’s a new one. Classic. Mortifying, but classic. (At least you have a better ass than Borat, tho.)
OMG! Wow, I’m sorry. I hope you don’t get fired. Maybe she’ll think you just REALLY had to go.
LOL! Hilarious! You still have your job right?
That is fantastically awful. I sometimes do this to but not to the extent that I would ever moon anyone, mostly it’s just an undone button.
But, the other day I saw the opposite. As I was washing my hands a woman came out of the stall and proceeded to do up her pants in front of the mirror beside me. She knew I was there and yet she still fiddled with her rather complicated pants outside the stall as opposed to in. What’s up with that?
bwahahahahaha!!
I am making that picture my new wallpaper. Let everyone see some lily-white a$$.
Embarrassing bathroom moments always make me laugh, but YOURS crack me up!
Bathroom stories are always funny, but this one is hilarious.
Omg!! How embarrassing and seriously funny all at the same time! What did you say? What did they say?!! Ahh so need to hear more about the lol
that’s kind of amusing actually. i’m sure nothing will happen. maybe you’ll get your wrist slapped and told not to do it again, and maybe not. who knows? i’m sure it’ll be fine.
but hilarious…
First, that’s hilarious and embarrassing and great all at once! Second, when I was in Army boot camp, all the females did this. We had to. There were four stalls and 50 females and we had 5 minutes for all of us to pee and if we didn’t enter the restroom and immediately start undoing our pants, we’d never make it. And we’d walk out of the stalls with our pants still undo too. It’s necessity. Your boss’ boss should take comfort in the fact that, even if you mooned them, you’re extra productive and a time-saver.
I feel ya. I start unbuttoning and what not.
and not the same thing but at home if nobody (all non wife people) my pants will be off before I hit the bathroom. I’m still not sure why at home I take my pants completely off.
I love you and your white ass. A whole bunch.