Comments on: If I Only Had A Jar of Unicorn Farts, Things Like This Wouldn’t Happen

By: Hannah

Hannah — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 14:39:53 +0000

why WHY when whoever invented the store BJs didn’t that person’s close friend, trusted confidant, or bold passerby TELL THEM what a horrible idea it is?!?! I do hope the store has been around for a long loooong time and perhaps even before the discovery (invention?) of the other bj, that is the only reasonable explanation.

great, now i’m wondering when oral sex was invented

By: Christina Harper

Christina Harper — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:36:59 +0000

You’re kidding me, right? I think I just crapped in my pants laughing at this. Yep. That might be doo-doo butter I feel in my pants. But the happy doo-doo butter, not the sad kind.

By: hip hip gin gin

hip hip gin gin — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:54:26 +0000

Oh my god, I totally thought she meant the other kind of bj’s as well and was seriously wondering where in the world she worked where cost of bj is considered small talk. Crack me up. Although that would probably be a preferable topic to cost of actual items at actual BJ’s.

By: A Super Girl

A Super Girl — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:28:16 +0000

Yeah, totally not what I thought either. I couldn’t figure out what a BJ had to do with soap.

By: Shana

Shana — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:49:25 +0000

I’m so with you…I was thinking the other kind of BJs. Probably because that’s what we talk about in my office.

By: Ashburnite

Ashburnite — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:50:11 +0000

I have a few friends that have never had the cubical farm experience and therefore don’t fully “get” all of the Office Space references (ie “Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking…just a moment”). They also look blankly at me when I yell “why do you say paper jam when there is no paper jam!” I think until you’ve had the experience, you can’t really understand how annoying small talk can be. I have a cube neighbor (and really- you can hear someone breathing through the cube walls) who is constantly talking…talking talking talking… about some of the most inane things possible.
The bright side? Plenty of stories to keep your friends entertained.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:37:24 +0000

uhmmm, YEAH. I totally thought BJ’s the wrong way too, and I live in RI, so they are everywhere, so I should know better.

I HATE small talk. My office is very small, if you don’t play along and do the small talk thing you get shunned. Its awful. I’ve recently decided that I don’t care if nobody likes me at work.

By: Candice

Candice — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:30:50 +0000

We are BOTH too dirty-minded for our own good.

By: Liz

Liz — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 05:13:55 +0000

My mind went EXACTLY where yours did. And I feel your sister’s pain with the office setting…today I spent 2 hours dealing with what I now call Our Lady of Perpetual Paper Jams…if only the Office Space soundtrack had been playing in the background. Cubicledom sucks.

By: Amberdawn

Amberdawn — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:16:46 +0000

Okay, I live in MA but thought the same as you.

Also, when my fiance (from England) was visiting, and we drove by one, he said “BJs, eh?” So of course I asked, “Yes, would you like any BJs while we’re here?”