Okay, people. I know you want your Vegas. Get the fuck ready, cause I’m not holding back.
My ten favorite most memorable things that I wish I could scrub from my brain with a razor blade, a la Vegas…
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1. Whenever Maxie, RS27, Lbluca77, Shine, Mary and I are in a room together, someone’s going to get hurt. (Pride not included.) Also, this only makes me love them more, which is scientifically impossible but still true.
RS27′s arm after battling Maxie’s curling iron:
Maxie managed to keep a picture of her head wound from being taken, but…
And finally, this is my own UDI (Unidentified Drunk Injury):
That’s what happens when you snuggle Maxie too hard, I suppose.
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2. Doing a party dress fashion show (fashion show! fashion show! fashion show at LUNCH!) that involved me changing multiple times in what I did not know was an entirely see-through closet. In a hotel room full of people. And none of them TOLD me.
Also see: me asking Shine to zip up one of said dresses. “No, really. Go ahead. Just pinch me if you have to! PINCH IT!!!
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3. Finding these shirts in Wisconsin:
Words clearly not necessary.
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4. Discovering the art of fake retweeting friends on twitter. See Exhibits A through E. Okay, and F. (Btw that last one totally backfired on her, because some dude DM’d her “Not to be dirty… But the footjob tweet was f*cking hot! 
”
Ew ew gross get me a shower holy vomit in my hair GROSS.
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5. Sharing raunchy sex stories in one of the hotel rooms with some two dozen ladies… and RS27.
That's about right.
My own submission? Walking in on my grandparents doing it.
God, I’m great at parties.
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6. Surprise Trust-Falling Rachel into the pool. And by trust-falling, I mean surprise dive-bombing. She’s a sport, y’all. I did at least asked if she minded getting wet first. I did not, however, wait for an answer before shouting “TWSS!!!!!!” and launching our bodies into the air.
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7. Friday night dance party was the most magical thing ever. Two things everyone from Vegas now knows about me:
A. If you put me in the center of the dance circle, the grand finale of my repertoire will probably be flashing the girls at my love bunnies, Katelin and Vixations.
B. If a guy from a group of creepy straight boys passive aggressively unpops the collar of our favorite gay because he has the jealousies, I will bitch slap him upside his head. That is all.
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8. Maxie, RS27 and I dancing through the hotel singing the Always Sunny Dayman and Troll Toll songs from start to finish. Like, a dozen times. How did we not get beat up, bozos???
“Stage freeze!” “Don’t SAY stage freeze, just do it!!!”
This is how you dooo iiiiiiiiiiit. (This is how you do it.)
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9. Face-licking the hell out of Chelsea the moment I met her. I mean full-on tongue, to the ear, people. AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WOULDN’T DO IT.
Also, she rocks. See?
No drop of beer shall go undrunk! Undranken? My head hurts.
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10. Zomg, I’m still hungover. I quit. Here’s a bunch of pretty pictures.
We're on a PLANE!!!
Proof that Maxie is an elf.
Proof that I need a helmet.
Look! I'm normal sometimes!
Jay kaying, jay kaying. Never normal.
Adam Lambert, I mean RS27's boyfriend, I mean Ben.
Apparently, Ben thinks I should inform you guys that this was a theme party. LIKE YOU DON’T WEAR THAT EVERYDAY. Not buying it.
GIVE ME YOUR HAIRRRRRRRRRRRR (ps love you Katelin!)
Bottle service. YES WE ARE THAT BADASS. Bishes.
Finally, I have my own Ebony to my Ivory!
Me OWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Airport french fry breakfast. And yes, my shirt says "Bayside High Technology Team." You may judge me for neither.
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Everyone who came, it was a blast meeting all of you. I only wish we’d had more time and less tequila.
LOVE YOUR FACES.
Now excuse me while I go throw up.
UPDATE: Yes yes yes Maxie has surrendered a picture of the head wound!!! Here it is in all its purple glory…
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That looks like so much fun!
silverneurotic´s last blog ..The Book Crisis
ahfreakingmazing.
seriously.
The shirts.
the wounds.
I love it.
also my wife hates having her face licked. I do it now n then and she yells at me. which of course makes me do it more.
The bayside shirt is full of win!
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Thanks for not having me to say “pics or it never happened”
A ‘high’ technology team. That sounds like a creative group what would get things done.
Haha, I JUST wrote a post about vegas… and this makes me feel like the lamest person in the entire world. ever. fun post
Courtney (Pancakes & Postcards)´s last blog ..Sick Day Fine Dining
Those Wisconsin shirts are AMAZING. As is the Bayside shirt =) As are you.
This also makes me excited for July when I *finally* get to meet you. And Maxie better come as well.
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Maxie Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
@Nora, DUH i’ll be there!
Maxie´s last blog ..things that could happen in vegas.
I’m JEALOUS. BiSC 2011, hopefully!
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Why was I not invited?!?
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holy freaking cow. I am NOT missing next year!!!!
tillie´s last blog ..it’s story time…
Also – ONE WORD. EPIC.
OMG, those balloon pics are so from Mitchell International. I miss home. I may or may not have played in the children’s play room after several bottles Wisconsin Water (Miller Lite).
Pencil me in for next year
oh man… that would have been SO much fun. oh well. maybe next year.
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Love the pics! Glad you had a great time!
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I’m still recovering from the retweeting AND I WASN’T EVEN THERE.
Try being a guy and getting the footjob DM.
Notsomuchfun.
Those bruises serve you right.
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So jealous…. still…
Miss you already you crazy Always Sunny singing, boob flashing, cheeseburger sharing whore. KISSES!
Mary´s last blog ..In case you missed it, VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS
i really just want one of those Wisconsin shirts. SO BAD.
super glad i got to see you freaks this weekend.
gingermandy´s last blog ..Are we doin’ it live?
I am ashamed to admit how much time I spent following the #BiSC tag on Twitter all weekend. It was like you all watched the Hangover before you left and were determined to outdo it.
SHIT, I should have sent you my picture of you “performing” Dayman in our room.
shine´s last blog ..What happens in Vegas…
My favourite is the many misspellings of my last name that totally screwed up the majority of the fake @bboudreau retweets.
AND CAN WE PLEASE START POSTING THAT IT WAS A COSTUME PARTY WHENEVER WE POST THE GLAMBERT PHOTO OF ME?
My officemates thought it was for serious. Which, I mean, it kinda was.
Ben´s last blog ..This post brought to you from the past and a Venti full of sadness
Looks like a totally great time! Where all did you guys hit in Sin City?
Mikael´s last blog ..Allowances
The fake retweet is the best invention ever and I have been thinking about it constantly and will virtually surprise trust fall you via fake retweet WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
Also, I didn’t get an actual face lick. But I did get to see your boobs, so I will have to accept that. For now.
P.S. I’m wearing my cow-tipping shirt on the airplane. Yes, I wore it yesterday too. Yes, I am constantly smelling it so I can maybe get a whiff of your scent since we’re apart.
…….. love you!
Vixations´s last blog ..The Things I Have:
IMO, the best part of the Friday dancing was when you decided to fling your bag on the floor before breaking out into the absolute BEST white-girl dance moves EVER. I saw this happen twice. I’m sure it happened more than that. You are hilarious. Wish I’d gotten to hang out with you more!
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I bet Vegas didn’t even know what hit it.
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Well done LiLu, you and Maxie did DC proud!
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Omg, you’re hilarious. I love the “CATS” photo!
I can’t wait to join you guys next time! xo
Skinny Dip´s last blog ..A trip to the Sex Toy Store
I can’t believe we all made it home alive because for a second there I really didn’t think that was going to happen.
Reading this makes me miss you guys.
lbluca77´s last blog ..As the saying goes, what happens in Vegas……will probably get blogged about
Oh Ben, we know you like to rock Glambert on the lowdown. But your secret’s safe with us. The internet. And you did it so well! And um, Rs27? Is he single? Because, um. meooo ooowwwwww.
In other news, I might not have been able to stay sober, so yeah me, for not going. Also, I act like an 80 year old woman most of the time. Either that or 12. I can’t decide.
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Ben Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 7:48 am
I have dibs on RS.
Ben´s last blog ..This post brought to you from the past and a Venti full of sadness
jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous
i’m gonna go cry now
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yep.. i’m jealous too, i wanna have fun like that!
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Not to get all serious on you, but every time I hear someone make some uninformed joke about blogging or bloggers, this is another piece of evidence that demonstrates the value and validity of the e-lationships formed and relationships fomented through the medium.
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City Girl Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
@restaurant refugee, Cosigned!
LiLu, so happy that you posted pics and blogged about the trip for those of us who couldn’t join in on the fun (mayhem?). xoxo
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welcome back! and i love your tshirts.
Allison´s last blog ..days go by….
Yay for fashion show! fashion show! fashion show at LUNCH!!!
And I judge you to be spectacular based on the last photo.
You should auction off those souvenier shirts – you know, for us losers who weren’t able to come.
*sniff*
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Best tshirt I’ve ever seen!
Lexi´s last blog ..another dress
I’m jealous of your crazy outtings! I spent the weekend doing landry, pulling weeds out of my backyard and trying to coral one of my cats inside after he escaped, while I was doing said weeding!
Pauline´s last blog ..Bag Lady
Oh soooo jealous!!!
Why do I live on the wrong side of the ocean, why???? *stamps foot*
Come to Scotland and make a cameo at our Edinburgh meet-up this weekend. Go on, you know you want to. (If you have recovered from Vegas and can cope with the jet lag, that is . . .)
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I think it’s amazing that you are defending Ben’s honor, and reassures me of how much of a badass I was already pretty sure you were. Ah, Vegas.
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Ben Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 7:49 am
Don’t mess with me apparently…
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OMG, in that picture with Maxie, Ben looks exactly like my ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend!
Ben Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 7:49 am
Hahahahahaha does he know he’s dating a lesbian slash overdramatic gay man?
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Dutchess of Kickball Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 10:55 am
@Ben, LOL I’m pretty sure he doesn’t quite realize she is a lesbian, but it’s ok, because it makes me laugh every single time I see them.
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Amazing. and you forgot to mention, I licked your face too- after you lick raped me, I got in at least a little tongue action.
Chelsea Talks Smack´s last blog ..One word…..VEGAS
There were only two dozen ladies in that room sharing sex stories? Seemed like 2 million.
DAYMAN.
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EPIC.
EPIC.
EPIC.
EPIC.
That’s all i’ve got.
Maxie´s last blog ..things that could happen in vegas.
Ahaha looks like you all had so much fun!! I’ll have to come if it happens again.
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The jealousy. It burnssssssss.
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Amazing. I’m still mad that I missed you slapping that guy. Or face pushing him or whatever you did.
And I want your Bayside shirt. Seriously jeal0us.
<3
This post could have been any time during my Marshall U. years with my friends…including the disasterous curling iron incident. Only, exchange the curling iron for a clothes iron, which my friend Tits will try to iron her JLo skin-tight jeans with, while still on. And, maybe throw in a pinata, because I like to have those at every social gathering possible.
I didn’t do Vegas, but you better believe I’m putting my party hat for DC…Come on baby!
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This is exactly why Vegas tries to keep it’s secrets. Looks like a great trip!
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Looks like you had quite the time! I can’t wait for my trip in October.
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OUCH! I remember laughing at the purple-head-wound tweet but good god, I had no idea it really WAS purple. And so big! oof. Lots hurts all around but it looks like everyone had a BLAST. Something about looking at all those smiling faces made me smile too.
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you guys are crazy. seriously. just reading this recap made me exhausted.
I’m so glad you had fun!
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hahaha pretty awesome, glad to hear y’all had fun. I read the tweets, so I’m quite aware of what might have taken place.
God Lilu, I can’t even look at a picture of you without cracking up. You are not just camera friendly, you are camera hilarious.
Besos
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i feel so special, i mean my picture actually made the blog. i’ll drink to that!
also i’ll dance to that, because you have some moves, and i have some moves and yeah dancing was awesome and hanging out was awesome and i vote there’s a dc or la or another vegas trip in there somewhere so we can do it all over again okay?
super, awesome, thanks.
katelin´s last blog ..69 Bloggers + Vegas = Ridiculous Awesomeness times a million.
I mean, fucking no, we did not get to hang out even a little bit.
Guess Nicole and I will just have to go to DC and hang with you and Maxie and hope we don’t get burned on straighteners or get traumatic head wounds or witness Maxie giving foot jobs.
JUST KIDDING I WANT ALL OF THAT
Maxie Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 12:23 am
@Jamie Varon, IF YOU COME TO DC I WILL GIVE YOU A FOOT JOB.
that’s a promise.
or a threat?
not sure which one.
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I am totally coming with next time. PERIOD.
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You should probably never be allowed in Vegas again. Someone might end up shot.
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SO amazing to finally have met you! You’re amazing and gorgeous, and I wish we’d have had more time together – guess we’ll have to do something like this again! After our bodies have recovered.
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Looks like a blast…. oh, and Maxie? (Where can I find Maxie? OH FB… I’ll leave this comment there, too… ) I’m short, too – like not even 5′, so I feel your pain… ;o)
WTF happened to Maxie’s head????
I also want your Bayside T-shirt.
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So now here’s the thing.
You’re amazing.
Which is why I was/still am just a little bit (maybe a lot more than that) pissed that I didn’t get to spend more time with you. I mean, YEAH, we had that lovely little hug at pH but I want MORE, ya heard?!
Make that happen? Okay, thanks.
Soooooo sad I missed it! I haven’t been to Vegas since I was 13. So really, I haven’t been to Vegas. Hopefully next year!
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Looks like an awesome time!! I am so freaking jealous.
OMG!!! You had a great time!
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I have the jealousies that you didn’t show me the girls. Sads. It was still lovely to meet you!
everything about this post is amazing! lol mysterious drunk injuries are the best!
this so makes me want to go back to vegas!
p.s. ben is a pretty bitch. meow!
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Great recap! I loved the dance party shenanigans and the face hit – EPIC
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That’s it…I’m so going next year!
Herding Cats´s last blog ..I’m Poor & Uninspired…
Awww, I was in Vegas last weekend too. I coulda metcha! Oh well, I was too busy drinking vodka tonics and making an ass of myself on the dance floor. Sounds like I would have fit in with you and your crew nicely
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jealous. jealous. jealous.
but i’m glad you had so much fun!
thank god i get to finally meet RS in a couple weeks!
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Yup ya’ll are awesome. I’m green with envy
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What the…?!?! If I even knew what you were talking about, I’d be so jealous! Glad no one sustained any life-threatening injuries.
BLUE!
Haha! I love the pic with the balloons
. Looking very pretty.
harini´s last blog ..Happy Belated Birthday, my love!
Oh my god! So much amazingness in this post. I need to get my ass to Vegas. Stat.
Gina´s last blog ..Reason #526 Why I Won’t Date a Younger Guy
WTF??? A curling iron did that to Maxie’s hair??? Really?
Oh and love Chelsea’s make-up.
Sid´s last blog ..Classic Dizzy* and Gordon Ramsay
That looked like oodles of awesome fun XD I’m green with envy
Witless Fool´s last blog ..They don’t make things like they used to…
The cow shirts are so freakin’ over the top! Hilarious!!!
I want to go to Vegas with you guys!
Cuddle rapes, head wounds and bottle service oh my!!! Sounds like the best trip ever.
Hip Hop Hippie´s last blog ..Born Again Icky
Poor Maxie! That head wound looks damn painful! But I’m sure it was completely worth it for the awesomesauce fun shit you guys had. I am so jealous. Someday…
xoxo
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Whoa that head wound looks serious! But that photo Maxie and Ben is FIERCE! And I love your Wisconsin shirts
ahhh I totally gotta go next year! looks amazing!
and have you ever heard of Shining for deer? This is just as “cool” as cow tipping. Take biggest hunting flashlight you can get, get in a big truck and go off roading in fields shining the light for deer. And I mean cool like, I’m a total city girl and my country friends thought it would be hilarious to take me out shining for deer. lol.
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LiLu! It was amazing meeting you and bear hugging you and playing suck and blow with you! Thank you again for talking me into going, I certainly would have regretted missing it!
Now, DC is not forever far away from Pittsburgh, so I think a second meeting shall commence. Agree?
Lindsey´s last blog ..What I learned in Vegas
I think I just got drunk from reading this.
Sounds freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!! Hmmm…next year…?????
Hannah´s last blog ..Part Two: The Crusher.
Now that’s how you do VEGAS!! What an awesome time!
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Still drowning in a river of tears that I didn’t go
P.S. The surprise trust fall is genius!
toywithme´s last blog ..What Happens In Vegas Gets Blogged
Eeeepic!
I’M SO JEALOUS.
Can I pretend I was a part of it? All I’ll need to do will be to bump myself hard against the door so I can get a bruise, photoshop myself making stupid faces into all the pictures, and make up stories about how we all hugged (read: face licked) and danced like crazy.
Pwlease?
It’s nice that all of you were on just the same page (crazy ass drinking and singing) cuz it looks like SUCH a great time! Organize one in Pakistan. Bahahahaha. Sounds even crazy just to say it. Now you HAVE to do one!
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