Disclaimer: Events in this recollection may be far bitchier than they actually appeared.
…But were still totally bitchy. Trust.
Last Saturday, Brad, Katierose, B and I decided to experience the (well, mostly- like a 7.5?) awesome that is Iron Man 2 on an eleventy foot screen. (Math is not my forté. Shut up.)
Knowing full well that it was opening weekend and everyone in the world was going to want an eyeball full of Robby or ScarJo (respectively), we got to the theater an absurd 45 minutes early, so as to optimize our seat placement.
(Nerd alert! *pushes glasses up nose*)
Sure enough, we were the first in the theater, even disregarding the manager’s instructions that we go wait in a line that had apparently formed well after we’d arrived.
Yeah, we’re bad asses like that.
So we walk into the empty room, and obviously beeline for the front-row center of the main seating area- you know, the row that has the ohsoawesome “put your feet up inappropriately as though you were at home but at least it’s not on anyone’s head” bar. We calculated the four middle seats with our protractors, and settled in for optimum summer blockbuster viewing.
Not long after, the other suckers- I mean, patrons- started pouring in and choosing their way less awesome seats, while we sat smugly on our throne of quintessential movie viewing… and waited for the hour and a half of commercials and previews to commence.
Suddenly, what could only be an entitled Georgetown trust fund baby of 19 sauntered into our row, clearly assessing her competition.
“Excuse me,” wanna-be Blair Waldorf whined, as she smacked her gum in our general direction. “Do you think you all could move down a couple seats, so my friends and I could sit in the middle?”
Ummmm.
*cartoonish head boggle*
What?!?
*moment of silence as we exchange glances of utter disbelief*
Brad: Definitely not.
B: Uh, yeah, no. We got here early specifically to sit in the center… that was kind of the point.
Wanna-be Blair: Well, isn’t THAT the middle? *gestures to two seats to our right*
Me: Um, no. If it was, we would have, well… SAT there?
Wanna-be Blair: *in what can only be described as “a huff”* Well, you don’t have to be ofFENsive about it! *hair toss, evil glare*
I have to admit, I quite purposefully did not move my legs out of tripping distance as she passed by me. Which was probably why she muttered “bitch” under her breath, as I tried failed to hide my secret smile of victory. … It’s the little things.
I bet Robert Downey wasn’t HALF as rougish and charmingly adorable from three seats over, honey.
Enjoy the goddamn show.
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I would’ve probably laughed in her face.
There was definitely a condescending snarf or two.
.-= DC Princess´s last blog ..I Live For… =-.
That is one giant dog.
I WANT TO RIDE IT.
.-= Jessica @ How Sweet´s last blog ..Happy Mother’s Day. =-.
“So we walk into the empty room, and obviously beeline for the front-row center of the main seating area- you know, the row that has the ohsoawesome “put your feet up inappropriately as though you were at home but at least it’s not on anyone’s head” bar.”
That’s my prime seating, too. I aim for that shit. If those seats were a rap song, they’d be my jam.
And I hate Gtown bitches. So hard. When we lived in Glover Park, we always went to the theater down by the waterfront. POPPED COLLARS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! Cry.
Super cry. And also, shudder.
.-= I Have Two Dogs & Love Wine´s last blog ..Our Wedding: A Jumbled Retrospective =-.
I have fantasies like this all the time… You’re my hero.
Once we got past the dumbfounding obnoxiousness, it was kind of awesome.
.-= Antelope´s last blog ..Things to Do in Denver When You’re Only Half Dead =-.
I probably would have pushed her. And then stuck out my tongue. Since she insists on being immature, I figure why not me as well?
What a douche.
Complete and total douchette. Like, she could be their mascot. For douchiness.
I am stunned that somebody would actually stroll into a movie and ask you to move?!? This is exactly why average citizens should be allowed to taze people. Sometimes a bitch just needs to convulse on the end of a wire.
That visual just made me SO happy in the pants.
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..This Mothers Day, Remember the wise lessons of the great sage, Mr. T! =-.
Wow, I just cannot believe someone would come up to you and be like hi, move down. Who does this bitch think she is?! I would have totally rocked the victory smile too. Niceeeesss.
And thats a huge effin dog!
I know. I WANT IT.
.-= Nickie´s last blog ..Dear Life, You Confuse Me =-.
What does Gtown mean for you? I assumed a big, giant gayface but then I got confused. ENLIGHTEN ME.
Hahaha! Georgetown (fixed)… but I like your version way, way better.
.-= Ben´s last blog ..My math teachers have burned any record of my presence in their classes =-.
I’m not too big to admit that the boyfriend and I also saw Iron Man 2 opening weekend. Instead of Blair, we had a 5-year-old who couldn’t keep his mouth shut or his legs to himself. The lady he was kicking then couldn’t keep her mouth shut. It was, simply put, a delightful experience. I won’t even go into the fact that at 5, I was in bed long before 10:15 when the movie ended. Grrr.
I’m actually shocked we had no munchkins around. Unless you count the immature dude behind us who kept saying “DAYUM!!!” at everything that happened. Seriously. It wasn’t just ScarJo being sexy, either. It was like, Tony Stark throws strawberries in a trashcan. “DAYUM!!!”
His bar to impress was low, I guess. We should all be so lucky.
What a bitch!!!
This is why I love my theater’s reserved seating. It doesn’t hurt that the popular movies have a 21+ VIP balcony section either. Even if I can’t drink right now
Child-free zones are almost as good as booze. Fact.
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Is this a regional thing? (and a pregnancy update) =-.
Oh, I would have taken personal pleasure in telling her no. Mad props to you, LiLu. I feel like we should create field trips of angry, fiesty bloggers to Georgetown for the express purpose of harassing the wannabe socialites of that neighborhood. Then again, it’s so easy…
Almost TOO easy.
Nahhhhhhh.
.-= Liz in Life´s last blog ..Oh, b-to the t to the w… =-.
Oh man, the only even reasonably acceptable excuse to ask someone to move is so you and your friend can sit together, and even then, if the theatre’s that packed, you should have gotten there earlier or manned up and waited for a later seating that can accommodate your whims. What a ballsy and totally inappropriate move on her part.
2 points for the ballsy. Negative 4,000 for the inappropriate.
.-= That Kind Of Girl´s last blog ..TKOG Who goes public with her cuddle-buddy =-.
LMAO. Good job. Don’t let those movie goers push you around.
We totally Tony Danza’d her!
As in, we’re the boss… never mind.
.-= Momma Fargo´s last blog ..Motha’s Day =-.
Bravo girly!!!!! I would have done the same thing. She should have gotten there eartlier. She has balls!
And we totally castrated her!
…Too much?
.-= Tee aka The Diva’s Thoughts´s last blog ..Should I/Shouldn’t I? =-.
Gah. I hate people a lot of the time but theatre patrons always seem to take the cake. I totally get there early to get good seats too – back row centre, to avoid idiot kicking the back of my chair
That’s my second go-to, fo sho!
.-= Emily Jane´s last blog ..BLOGGING RANT: The Cost of Self-Promotion =-.
Oh you are da bomb! I love those seats too..especially when it comes to drooling over Robert Downey Jr….or Jr. Hottie as I like to call him.
That call had alot of balls asking you all to move over…glad you stood your ground!
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that call should of been that gal…psh..its still early
Ha, I knew what you meant. Drink your coffee.
.-= dee c.´s last blog ..Just Getting It Off My Chest =-.
Yeah, we do the same thing, though we haven’t been to a movie in what seems like forever. I guess it’s nice to say that no one has ever tried to make us move after we fought so hard to get those seats anyway, and likewise. Did you ‘accidentally’ throw popcorn at her during the movie?
Worse. Goobers. Because SHE IS ONE.
Heyooooooooooo!
.-= poodlegoose´s last blog ..Evaluation – Letting Go and Letting Be =-.
Ya, I would not have moved for that bitch either. I can’t stand being around anyone under the age of 21, I get really annoyed by teenagers in general.
I know. I can’t believe I used to BE ONE. *shudders*
.-= Katy Mary´s last blog ..The Best Things In Life Are Free =-.
UNBELIEVABLE!!! What kind of brain malfunctions do you need to have to walk into a cinema late and expect other people to move so you can have the good seat!!! It’s like having standing tickets to a concert, arriving after the supporting acts and expecting to escorted right up to the front of the crowd so you have a perfect view of the stage!
People anger me. Fact.
It’s what you get when you grow up relatively attractive, with money, without manners. Fact.
.-= Hermia´s last blog ..Grasping at my Identity =-.
lmao! go you guys. as we say in florida: fuck that bitch.
I like it.
.-= maddy´s last blog ..le weekend. =-.
I only go see a movie about once a year and if I go, you’re damn right I’m going to go early enough to get exactly. those. seats. Or I don’t want to go. And that girl? Well, that’s why I chain myself down in my basement most of the time. So I don’t have to deal with that kind of idiocy.
It’s an epidemic, I swear.
.-= k8´s last blog ..Therapy Tuesday =-.
Hahaha awesome awesome awesome. The only way to bring down those entitled fools is to not give in to entitling them to anything. I think.
We hope.
.-= Jillian (back to the nest)´s last blog ..Twinsies! =-.
That’s so rad! Now if only you would have mocked her while refusing her ridiculous request. That would have been the cherry on top for sure. LOVE IT!
And I don’t know what it is…maybe it’s a sign that I’m getting old or something but Downey Jr. is looking hot in his old age. I got a little excited watching Sherlock Holmes. I don’t know if I can hold my load in Iron Man.
What?? Obviously RDJ is incredibly hot! That doesn’t make us old… does it?
Crap.
.-= Salina Lyn´s last blog ..Yoga Carpet? =-.
Sigh. Teenagers.
Indeed.
.-= shine´s last blog ..I’m so excited. I’m so excited. I’m so…excited. =-.
really!? who even asks that!? what a crazy…
Crazy in the PANTS.
.-= Jilian´s last blog ..Blackberry Mojito =-.
I would’ve punched that skank in the FACE, yo!
(Sigh. But I would’ve totally moved over, yo. Hangs head in shame.)
Perhaps. But I have no doubt you then would have done something so awesomely awkward she would have slowly, slowwwly backed away and moved to the other side of the theater.
Becky farts are powerful, yo.
.-= steam Me up, Kid´s last blog ..Chimp date. Also known as the time I stayed up super-late plucking my eyebrows just so they would look pretty through the eyeholes in a gas mask. =-.
As I read this I let out a very loud “what!?!!” I probably would have given her a look and not even responded. That is just so damn rude. I think you all handled it quite nicely.
I think we were all shocked into not being as asshole-y as we should have been. Lucky for her.
.-= Grace´s last blog ..Oh, that sounds like a good show! I’ll check it out. =-.
I hope you then tweeted about it, a la Gossip Girl.
XOXO.
I totally would have… IF cell phones were permitted during movies. Come on, now! I’m an A+ movie-goer.
.-= Kristina P.´s last blog ..Dog, The Brownie Hunter =-.
Get it, girl. I avoid going to the movies specifically to avoid those little bitches at the theater. Especially the ones that text, answer their phone, and giggle through the entire fucking thing.
Those people deserve to be beaten.
With tire irons.
Too much?
.-= Sara´s last blog ..Weigh-In Wednesday / Sorry This Post Is Boring =-.
So, if she wanted to sit in the middle, why didn’t *she* initially go for those few seats just past you guys?
Looks like someone’s G-town education isn’t paying off…
Turned out she had a gaggle of girls with her. I know, SHOCKING.
.-= Liebchen´s last blog ..“Is it just me or is ‘Veto’ sounding pretty good?” =-.
I Can’t believe she actually asked you to move, & was serious! Haha. Thats great.
I can not stand ppl like her.
xo
-K
Me either, kiddo. Me either.
.-= Kandid Kelli´s last blog .."My Favorites" =-.
Sounds like a certain character from Rugrats got all grown up and still didn’t change.
Kind of a shame, really.
A big ASS shame, really.
.-= Hex´s last blog ..Actually Spoken During the Course of My Day =-.
LOL! That is awesome. Good for you on standing your ground
Nobody puts Baby in a corner! Or something.
.-= Cari´s last blog ..Black & White Wednesday! =-.
Nice! I wish she’d fallen on her face when she walked back to the loser seats.
I tried.
I mean, what?
.-= Lindsay´s last blog ..Mom =-.
The last movie I went to, there was a child kicking the seat behind me. I turned around, twice, and did the evil “ahem!” glare thing. It didn’t work. I then turned around the third time, toward the child’s MOTHER sitting next to him, and asked her, in a non-inside voice, to control her child’s feet. She rolled her eyes. I stared her down. They moved. I win.
Signed,
The Other Big Bitch
Oh, woman, I LOVE YOU SO.
Oh, some girls make me laugh.
.-= Allison´s last blog ..Back Up Plan =-.
LOL! Oh my yanno this is just one of the many reasons i don’t go to the movie theater…so how was the movie?
.-= georgie´s last blog ..Did you know =-.
I hate people with a ginormous sense of entitlement.
And I oggled RDJ *and* ScarJo. I’m an equal opportunity oggler!
.-= Hope´s last blog ..Happy Mothers’ Day! =-.
Seriously?! FOR REAL?!
You were A LOT nicer about this than I would have been.
I went to American University. The kids from AU are worse than the kids from Georgetown. I hated AU.
The Boyfriend HAS to sit there so he can put his feet up (he sounds like my mom when he whines about it).
But look, Robert Downey Jr. must be seen full on, front and center. You did the right thing.
.-= J´s last blog ..Sadly, This Is The Best I Got =-.
Ahhh, one thing I definitely do NOT miss about D.C.: the Georgetown college bitches.
But, wait—HOW WAS THE MOVIE????
.-= Hannah´s last blog ..I give you this mix. =-.
Hahaha. I’m so glad you didn’t move. “BITCH, we got here 45 effing minutes ago for these seats”
xo
.-= Taylor´s last blog ..Music Monday And Randomness =-.
Oh My God. That is just… I wonder what it’s like to walk around with THAT much entitlement. It must be just… blinding.
.-= Soda and Candy´s last blog ..Over to You: And now for something completely different… =-.
What a wench! Seriously. Cut the games.
.-= Kim´s last blog ..Random Thoughts: The Post-Road-Trip Edition =-.
I hope she was wearing a blair waldorf headband too. It completes the picture in my head.
Similar thing happened to me at a Justin Timberlake concert. We had 3 seats at 1 end of the row. Everyone in the row would move down one seat for us, except for one girl. Okay wait…that would be you
I’m a sympathizer I guess
.-= Nikki´s last blog ..Mariner Friday =-.
I would have punched her right in the kisser.
(Ok I totally would not have, but I like to say things like that so people think I’m a bad ass.)
Great I just blew my own cover.
I went and watched Iron Man 2 on Saturday and my party was also freakishly early to be first in line. High-five!
.-= Kara´s last blog ..Who am I? =-.
I would have moved for Chuck Bass.
though it is TOTALLY funny… sometimes, i’m afraid that if i owned and carried a gun around… probably i would end up in jail for using it.. some people REALLY flabbergast me…
Mmmm… is it obvious i’m pmsing today… THAT BITCH!!!!
glad ya’ll didn’t move!!
.-= Randi´s last blog ..guys are strange =-.
Don’t worry your seats are safe from me. Way to close and not the best place to get the full surround sound. I would tell you where that is but then I would probably have to kill you….
I can’t believe she asked you to move….although we were responsible for getting someone moved. We had booked ahead at one of the cinemas that make you select seats when you purchase…Despite the cinema being almost empty the usher (You don’t get many of those these days made a couple move, it was so embarrassing…
.-= BlackLOG´s last blog ..Losing it….or how not to =-.
oh my gosh that was so rude of her! she actually expected you to move so she could sit in the middle? I would have smacked her. And I don’t blame you for tripping her up!
.-= Regan´s last blog ..I don’t feel very well =-.
you were A LOT nicer to that bitch than I would have been. I definitely would have tripped her. on purpose.
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Happy 14th Birthday JCH! =-.
You have bigger balls than my ex-husband. He would have moved just like that! *snap* Then I would have been so pissed at him that I would not be able to enjoy the hotness of RDJ.
And that is the biggest damn dog I have ever seen!!
.-= Jaysmom´s last blog ..Blogger Break =-.
Some people have some nerve. Kuddos to y’all for not moving. I would certainly said NO, and NOT moving either.
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Seriously. Why the hell would she believe you would do that? Moron.
.-= Vie´s last blog ..Running Joys =-.
I love it when people ask for craziness knowing full well it’s a bother. And I can’t wait to see the movie! So was it good?!?!?!
Some people amaze me. To think the bitch had such gynormous balls to ask someone to move so they could sit there! Dammmmnn. I’m thinkin I probably woulda said, “You mind fuckin off?” But, I have a terrible potty mouth.
.-= hillbillyduhn´s last blog ..I want one of these… =-.
Good for you! Besides, if 2 seats over was the middle, then why didn’t she sit there to begin with?? Self-entitled little brat.
.-= K´s last blog ..An Interesting CS Moment =-.
LMAO! I don’t blame you one bit, and I don’t think you were a bitch. I can’t believe that girl even asked that question. Ridiculous the things people think they are entitled to!
.-= nifer´s last blog ..Wishful Wednesday: Regret =-.
You should’ve shaved her head. Bringing razors to the movies is always a smart decision.
.-= Gnetch´s last blog ..So Let Me Share My Headache With You =-.
I’m…. confused. I have so much to say and yet nothing to say at the same time. So basically, this is what she asked. “Hi, my friends and I are wondering if you could give up your good seats so we can have them, because for some reason we think we are at least entitled enough to ask?” I think I would have just laughed, and said “Is she serious?” to whoever I was sitting with. Seriously, who thinks they are THAT entitled? On a totally different topic, I just noticed your copyright at the bottom of the page… “DON’T STEAL MY SHIT, mofo,” may have just made my day.
We had a similar situation this weekend, except it was a crowd of American Eagle model wanna-bes who didn’t shut their mouths for the whole fucking movie.
Unlike you guys, I didn’t have to balls to walk over to them and tell them to shove it or I’d shove it for them. *regret*
Oh my Downey, was she from NJ? Cause I think I met her when I went to see Kick-Ass.
.-= danielle´s last blog ..its monday! what are you reading? plus some rambling =-.
I hate it when people do that at the theater. If you want the good seats, get there early. The last few times i’ve gone to the theater I’ve encountered people just like that! So frustrating. I usually give in but I hate myself for doing it. Next time I’ll take a deep breath and remember this blog and do my best to channel my inner LiLu.
.-= Nora´s last blog ..Top Three DDs*: Cat Food and Sobs =-.
66 is evil so I must be the 67th commenter !
(that’s what that dumb bitch said)
which reminds me two things are probably infinite:
the universe and douchebags in cinemas …
and am not really sure about the former!
Oh my God ! They are everywhere !
OH my God! I cannot believe she would even ask. I don’t blame you for tripping her.
PS: What are your thoughts on Robby’s beard in the movie? Or your thoughts on the movie as I see you’ve left much of that out? Haha!
.-= Mikael´s last blog ..If I had a girl crush… =-.
Hooker.
Her, not you.
i would have straight laughed in her face. i mean really, everyone knows those are the best seats, clearly.
.-= katelin´s last blog ..Hollywoodliciousnessess. =-.
I cannot STAND movie theater rudeness. Way to go LiLu!
.-= speakyourself´s last blog ..I love my mom! =-.
Wow, that’s rude even for movie theater behavior. Shutting her down must have been extremely satisfying.
.-= Kat´s last blog ..And I’ll Be Back in Time for the 2010 Midterms! =-.
The nerve! Um, who does that?! People are just dumb sometimes.
.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..Reviewing Past Goals =-.
Oooh, that bitch had it coming, silly cow!!! NO ONE messes with my view of RDJ either, that’s for sure!
.-= Paula´s last blog ..HOW YOUNG IS TOO YOUNG??? =-.
It only would have been better if she had fallen.
And you had pointed in her face and laughed.
I sort of love you.
I get called a bitch a lot. Fortunately, that’s what I aspire to be so everytime I’m called a bitch I’m just one step closer to my dream.
.-= Smart Ass Sara´s last blog ..Not totally skinny, but marginally closer =-.
I would fight someone for good RDJ viewing space. Fight to the motherfucking death. (Theirs, not mine hopefully)
.-= nikki´s last blog .."Kelly has such strange ideas" Or, Friends are Like That =-.
I saw it Sunday, daddy *long story* We of course sat, mid-row, by the bar, so we could all put our feet up on it. Of course we got bitched at, lol, some people are just bitches. Of course (with my family) we went redneck and freaked them out, lol, great fun. They found other places to sit…wonder why???
Great movie, can’t wait to see RDJ in The Avengers and Iron Man 3. And of course the next Sherlock Holmes movies.
He’s a hottie with a naughty body.
Off to watch Sherlock Holmes before bed, yum.
Jen
That is EXACTLY the dog Nick wants! I want a small dog and he wants a Nick-sized one. They’re supposed to be very gentle and sweet and good with children and low energy so not needing of long runs outside…but apparently they are drooly. The drool puts me off. And maybe the size a little too.
.-= Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..Climb the stairs they’re not so steep. Bend down the branches. =-.
“Child-free zones are almost as good as booze. Fact.”
If you weren’t already married to Maxie and hangin’ with B and the kittehs, I’d probably propose in light of the above quote.
And a hearty Nelsonesque “HA HA” to inferior seat girl!
.-= MsDarkstar´s last blog ..Subtle (?) reminder that I’ve moved…. =-.
oooo…when you go to a movie early the point is to sit in the ‘sweet spot’!
You are awesome.
It never stops amazing me the nerve of some people!!!
.-= caroline´s last blog ..Wednesday weigh-in =-.
While I applaud your standing up to (sitting down against?) the douche queen, I must disagree with your seat choice. I can say, in all honesty, that I saw Iron Man 2 in the perfect seat…last row, off to the side. Nobody behind to kick your seat or spill food/drink on you and everybody else is concentrated in the middle, so there are fewer heads to block my view of RDJ
http://robyn-fojoy.blogspot.com/
.-= fojoy´s last blog ..What’s an iPod? =-.
Ahahaha… awesome. You’re so right, it’s the small victories. Even when it seems more like common sense than a victory. There needs to be a better word to describe female douches than just “bitch”… Douchette?
.-= Riff Randell´s last blog ..Le Job Hunt Realiste =-.
three words:
girls. are. lame.
but they make for HILARIOUS stories later on. haha!!
.-= cari´s last blog ..religion… =-.
Ha ha — well done on your part!! I’ve been lusting over RDJ since seeing in in Sherlock Holmes a few months back so I can appreciate your selecting the proper seat for your oogling.
Oh awesomes of awesomeness.. I bow down to thee. That was great!
.-= Veronica´s last blog ..Book Review: Ransom =-.
See, THIS is just reason 574574838284585734858 that you’re amazing and awesome!! I love me some R-D Jr. too! xoxo
.-= Melissa Blake´s last blog ..Etsy Love: Terrariums. =-.
I would have tripped her. For sure.
What a twat…
.-= terra´s last blog ..Crossing things off, getting ready & making adjustments =-.
baaahahaha. amazing.
.-= Tyler´s last blog ..show your bones =-.
I totally would’ve kept my feet in her way too.
.-= Michelle (bikramyogachick)´s last blog ..OH BABY! =-.
Bwahaha. I would’ve done the SAME thing. I mean really? If she had planned ahead, maybe she would’ve beat you to those seats. What a ho-bag.
.-= Tabitha´s last blog ..Weigh-In Wednesday: It’s getting hot in hurr… =-.
Hilarious! Even if it wasn’t Robert Downey Jr. on screen, I probably would have done the same. A bad seat in the movies can ruin the whole experience!
.-= leahchristine´s last blog ..My mixed up gene pool =-.
My neighborhood is full of those bitches, sigh, which is a good reason for moving. There is no way I would have moved and I definitely would have laughed. What I don’t understand is the thinking that went on in her head that gave her the idea that that was acceptable. Because it’s not.
.-= Bri´s last blog ..Making new friends, and getting out of the house =-.
OMG! What an airhead! I would have laughed my ass off. Are you kidding me???
I was so hoping you say yall got into a serious catfight and were kicked out of theater. Maybe next time, k?
lol you are totally reminding me of my husband and his movie going “idiosyncrasies”… or my twilight ones. whatev. thanks for stopping by my blog!
That is SO RIDICULOUS that it’s funny…. “definitely not” was the perfect response to little queeny.
.-= foxy´s last blog ..Thoroughly disgusted **TRUST ME: DON’T READ RIGHT BEFORE LUNCH** =-.
takes balls to say “so we can sit in the middle”. what a dumbass. if she knew better…she would have said “so we have room for our whole party”. she blew. i love rdj and i am glad you got your seats! hells yah!
.-= allison´s last blog ..Tuesday Shoesday =-.
Our cinema has allocated seating, and we always pick seats like those. And then someone else sits there, and I have to go and (politely) point out that we booked those seats, and no, we’re not going to move and sit in someone else’s seats and mess the whole thing up…
.-= Rachel Cotterill´s last blog ..Welcome SITStas! =-.
I can only wonder how much of that $hit she typically gets away with.
.-= colby´s last blog ..Show me sand the floor =-.
Even at my older and more mature [cough cough] age I would have done the same thing. what a loser. I suppose she always expects seats at the bar and the front row at concerts…. she should be killed… lol
And yes RDJr needs to be oogled at the best advantage
.-= vodka logic´s last blog ..I am a guest over at The Real World : Venus vs. Mars =-.
You actually handled that much classier than I would have. Way to go! Of course my snappy comebacks have definitely taken a downturn w/ my ridiculous tard of a pregnant brain. But every now and then I still get a whopper of a good one out.
xoxo
Oh and RD Jr? Yummmmmy.
.-= Kellie´s last blog ..Nugget’s 28 week photo shoot =-.
There wasn’t nearly enough RDJ face yummy time!
I love your response to this situation because I would have done the same thing. What a b*tch. I hope she enjoys being mediocre.
Hahaha, I can’t believe she even TRIED. People sit in the middle for a reason!
.-= suki´s last blog ..Price per Use Ratio =-.
Sorry, sweetie. Just cause mommy told you you were God’s gift to the world doesn’t make it true. You want the middle, you show up early.
.-= Dani´s last blog ..Get me a fake jamaican accent and a 4 am infomercial and i’ll be set… =-.
Douche. I would answer by muttering “skank” a little louder.
OMG love it!!!
you rock LiLu!
.-= a!kO´s last blog ..No words just pictures =-.
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