Not going and really fucking sick of hearing about it? I don’t blame you. It’s going to be awesome.
Uh… quick, look at this!…
Moving on.
So. You MAY have heard that I’m going to be traveling to the great state of Nevada tomorrow, to the land of slot machines and margaritas-the-size-of-heads, and all things sequiny and delightfully tacky.
B will not be joining me because he is a sane person (wha wha wha???), but as I told him last night, it’s cool because Aunt Flo’s in town. So not only does he get to miss out on THAT business, I can’t cheat on him! Really, I’m going to Vegas for HIM.
Such a giver, I am.
The things I plan on doing over the next three days are as follows:
Have an ass-slapping contest with Lbluca77.
Not be totally weird with my most favoritest Vixen.
Have a baby with our resident mama bear, Rachel. (Don’t worry, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? Babies totally count.)
Make naughty kitty-cat jazz hands with verybadcat.
Maul Tia wildly and inappropriately the moment I see her. (Sorry, Ben. It’s happening.)
Swap “funny boyfriend” stories with Michelle.
Make Kathleen eat some cheese, even if it’s just the schmoopy kind.
Swoon over vampires with Ali. And maybe bite her a little when she’s not looking. What?
Call StaceyParadise “Tootsie Pop”.
Get Mel drunk off wine and make her tell me about her worst date of all time.
Embrace my quirks and inner klutz with Mandy.
Give Lindsay 1,000 bear hugs so she’s not scared of us all. Even though she probably should be.
Immediately go up in flames when Nicole‘s crazy and my crazy finally meet. God have mercy on us all.
Draw on someone with Sharpie with Leahchristine.
See Amy’s feisty in person. It may not be on the blog, but I know it’s there.
Drink endless mimosas with Doni.
Indulge in a boatload of unnecessary carbs with Jessica.
Do karaoke with Chelsea, because she can actually sing + I am the most tone-deaf person of all time = HILARIOUS.
Make poop jokes with Nicopolitan.
Help RondaMarie drink to forget.
Reminisce about the days when the BoSox didn’t suck with ohhayitskk.
Steal Katelin’s awesome hair. (Yes, I know it’s not a wig. But put enough tequila in me and I’ll swear it can be done.)
Get 412 makeovers from the fabulous Lizzy Marie, my bi-coastal BFeffinF.
Make listen to because I’m not brown people jokes with Rahul (dot not feather).
Try not to make Mary and Shine sorry they agreed to room with Maxie and me.
Belt out Backstreet Boys everywhere we go with GingerMandy and Just A Girl.
Remarry my beloved Maxie, preferably by an Elvis impersonator, or someone wearing an ascot.
See what the hell it is that Ben got her, in reference to this tweet:
To all the rest of you I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting, in person or on the interwebs… I can’t freaking wait to fix that. And every single one of you should prepare yourself for a too-tight-hug.
See you tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just a heads up – necrophilia is illegal in Nevada. I checked.
.-= Elly Lou´s last blog ..Mary Mac Knows Her Way Around a Pole =-.
Aww the video was soo cute. Especially since I am the proud fur grandma of 5 kittens born this morning.. Have a blast at Vegas and now I have some new peeps to go check out..
.-= Angel´s last blog ..Commetn Love letters for Monkey =-.
Dang! This sounds like TOO much fun! Clearly I’m tardy to the party and am missing out LARGE. Next year???
.-= The Only Girl´s last blog ..Today I’m Playing Teacher – And I’m PMSing =-.
Yes! Yes! Yes! I cannot wait to see you again! Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
.-= RondaMarie´s last blog ..Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you. =-.
Why, oh why, couldn’t I have started blogging a little sooner?! I want to be a part of this…
.-= Sara´s last blog ..Penny Lane *Updated =-.
you are going to have an amazing time. you bet your ass i’m jealous!
.-= ria´s last blog ..randomness wednesday =-.
My brain just exploded.
ASDFLJASDFLKJASEFJQ@#$!@#!%!@#%
Plus? Tootsie Pop.
Oh, and don’t forget: TEQUILA SHOTS. It’s happening!
.-= Stacey Paradise´s last blog ..Things you’ll never hear me say =-.
Sounds amazingly awesome!!!!! Don’t die!!!
.-= Hannah´s last blog ..Less is more. =-.
I am so freakin’ jealous of you all it isn’t even funny!
Will you please have a drink and then fall over on my behalf? Then it’ll be like I AM there…
.-= Paula´s last blog ..TANNING UNDER THE INFLUENCE . . . =-.
vegas! im so jealous!
if you lived in ohio youd be sick of hearing about lebron james. i mean seriously, who freaking cares?
have an absolute BLAST in Vegas!!! i just voted for DC happy hour so hope to see you soooon!
Have a wonderful time and remember tigers hate cinnamon.
.-= LA Cochran´s last blog .."And it opened up my eyes" –Ace of Base =-.
Hugs are good. And I had a great time in St. Louis meeting some of my blogging buddies. You will have a blast. But as for Aunt Flow being in town, I don’t mind wading in the Red River but I won’t drink from it.
.-= Coffeypot´s last blog ..Oil By The Bail =-.
@Coffeypot, um…ew… shouldn’t that go without saying?
.-= Girly´s last blog ..How’s That Work-Life Balance Going? =-.
Ahhhh I am SO going next year, just so I can be on this list!!
.-= Emily Jane´s last blog ..What are you waiting for? =-.
yay! Have a blast in Vegas!
UGH! I’m so mad! I seriously got home from Vegas YESTERDAY. Curse having to make a paycheck in order to afford both my gas from this past trip and my trip to Europe this summer. I wanted so badly to come.
Sounds like you’ll have an utter blast though! Live it up! Drink lots!
.-= Mikael´s last blog ..Saying Saturday VIII =-.
Not only will you get me drunk off wine…and hear about my worst date ever…we may even get tattoos and we should encourage any and all ppl to get married by Elvis. Can’t wait to meet you. XOXO
.-= Mel´s last blog ..In Search of Inspiration =-.
I just got back from Vegas a week ago.
Make sure you guys hit up the $1 slushy drinks and $4.99 steak and eggs special at Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall right next to the Flamingo!
oh and just a tip. Don’t leave your credit card at the bar in Luxor like a certain someone did. oops!
.-= Barbara´s last blog ..This needs to be said =-.
Is this a 20-something blogger meet-up?! I was IN CHICAGO last year when it was going on and didn’t even realize it.
When is the next DC HH? I need to come. (Sometimes I’m on the metro and wonder if I ran into you/other dc bloggers if i’d recognize you/them?) Creepy? Not moreso than other people’s odd metro behavior. I saw a tapedeck yesterday. Really?!
Vegas will never be the same…..
I’m so excited and I’m so going to practice my ass slapping skills tonight.
Can’t wait to give everyone giant hugs and high fives. But mostly hugs cause I’m a hugger.
.-= lbluca77´s last blog ..As the saying goes, what happens in Vegas……will probably get blogged about =-.
i think i’m just going to show up. hopping in my car now!
.-= flipflopsintherain´s last blog ..hai. =-.
Yes! Yes! Yes! I am so ridiculously excited.
And let’s embrace this klutz in a place where we won’t get too badly hurt. Or where there won’t be too many casualties.
LOVE IT! Looking forward to meeting you! (My friend going with me is Mel – This is Why I Date)
so…my dad is taking me to vegas for 30 this year…i know…my dad. and i warned him: you know there WILL BE body shots off strippers and i WILL be married to or by elvis at some point…he said he’s cool with that.
leave some town for me! HAVE A BLAST!!
I think the #1 reason I dont’ want to go to Vegas is because if I were to go with my friends, they would say nothing beyond:
“Vegas, baby Vegas!”
“Viva Los Vegas!”
“What happens in Vegas…”
And, perhaps maybe some drunken impersonation of Wayne Newton. I draw the line at Wayne Newton.
.-= T. The Destructor´s last blog ..And this too, shall come to pass =-.
so jealous.. i wanna go!
btw– that kitten, so friggin’ cute!
.-= Randi´s last blog ..totally random =-.
Disappointed I didn’t see trust fall on this list!
.-= Tessey´s last blog ..My fav blogs this week =-.
@Tessey,
I think if we beg, Lilu will trust fall some random Vegas locals. I’d love to see her trust fall a be-silked and be-sequined stage dancer.
.-= T. The Destructor´s last blog ..And this too, shall come to pass =-.
Wow! You are going to be quite busy! Hopefully you’ll videotape some of those events! And actually what happens in Vegas is later shared with the rest of the world once you have a blog!
.-= Pauline´s last blog ..Gardening and Felines =-.
Ahh, you’re going to have the most PERFECT time, and though I will be in China, so I can’t complain toooo much, I’m ridiculously jealous! I love the Vegas, and haven’t been since I’ve been legal, which is lame, lame, lame. But seriously girl, you have the most amazinggg time – can’t wait to hear about it all
.-= Allison´s last blog .."It’s All Over…" =-.
oh YOU’LL SEE what’s going on….you’ll see ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
.-= Ben´s last blog ..I have NO idea what I’m in for. =-.
Check out In-n-Out Burger. If you like 5 Guys, you will like this too.
.-= Del-V´s last blog ..Live, from Hawaii’s beautiful Malaki Island – We’re not just for lepers any more =-.
I’m sorry, but our baby will look like Bristol Palin since I am going to drink myself retard, let alone any fetus we may create…..
I prefer convenience not casino.
.-= Rahul´s last blog ..That Guy In Memento Had It Good =-.
You just got me all excited, and I’m not even going. Boo! Have FUN!
.-= molly´s last blog ..workout in the park. =-.
So jealous…but oh well…and loved the video btw.
Have a blast!!!
OH THE FEISTY WILL BE THERE. Don’t you worry. Can’t wait to bear hug you!
I soooo want to go next year! Have fun Lilu! Drink and be merry for me!
.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..On my mind… =-.
So excited for all of you! Wish I could be there. Perhaps next year!
.-= Stevie´s last blog ..Haunted – Part 3 =-.
Um, you + me + obsessing over getting bitten by the vampire species PLUS a really strong drink = WIN FREAKING WIN WIN WIN.
.-= Ali´s last blog ..It’s Friday, I’m In Love: BIRTHDAY EDITION =-.
I’m the only one being serious here, but I want to say how incredible it is that you and B have the kind of relationship you do, and because of that trust you will live a long and happy life together. Mazel Tov.
When you get to be my age, and so many people have been burned so badly, even tho you WANT to trust and have that unimpeachable bond, it is so hard and so scary. My love and I are working on going backwards and healing ourselves to trust *this* fully. You give me faith and hope that it can be done irl, and not everyone is jaded and cynical after all!
Ok enough old lady talk. Back to you ruling Vegas and drunk, all girl dog-piles.
.-= Alyxherself´s last blog ..Werkin it. =-.
I can’t wait to hear all about this.
.-= Allison´s last blog ..the older parents get…… =-.
You make me want to go!!!!!!
Aw, I wish I could go! It’s going to be such a great time for all of you. Me = super jealous :-/
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Wishful Wednesday: Bedroom =-.
maybe we can find you a curly haired wig and we can be curly haired twins? perhaps? it’s possible, it is vegas after all.
can’t wait to meet you!!
.-= katelin´s last blog ..A hankering for Hollywood. =-.
Have a great time! I can’t wait to read your recap, I know it will be epic.
Have fun! And that cat video was MEAN.
.-= k8´s last blog ..The Rock =-.
Dang lady. You’ve been quite the jet setter lately!
.-= Kristin´s last blog ..Three Years of Bliss Today & A Jewelry Giveaway =-.
Ok, can I just take a moment and say that I was giggling uncontrollably at that cute kitty video? Seriously. I want to eat it up.
.-= Jessa´s last blog ..SSDD =-.
A note to everyone: Poop jokes are prohibited unless approved by LiLu. You’ve been warned.
.-= nicopolitan´s last blog ..Bad Karma Pile =-.
Let’s do this.
.-= kori´s last blog ..I watch The Hills so you don’t have to (Crystals and aliens edition) =-.
man i wanna go to vegas.
.-= ally´s last blog ..Ten Things About Strawberry Shortcake =-.
With every post I read about Bloggers in Sin City, the more sad I am that I won’t be there (and that I’d be the oldest person in the bunch by about a decade which is kinda creepy and weird).
But I hope y’all have an AWESOME time.
.-= MsDarkstar´s last blog ..Hey, Jealousy… =-.
You are going to love love love Nicole. There’s no two ways around it. And Vegas will never be the same. Have fun!
.-= Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..Awake ye muses nine, sing me a strain divine =-.
Carbs, mimosas, vampires…can you stuff me into your suitcase?!?
http://www.firednfabulous.blogspot.com/
I’m soooo freaking jealous of ALL of you right now! Next year, it’s on!
.-= carissajaded´s last blog ..This may be my most embarrassing confession yet. I’ve got the fever. And I’m Creepy. =-.
What’s going on thats bringing you all here? &By here I do mean Vegas, where I live.
.-= {Not Quite} Susie Homemaker´s last blog ..31 Things in 31 Days =-.
Surprise LiLu trust falls in Vegas is the only thing that could have made me smile this morning. yeehaw!
.-= LesleyG´s last blog ..One disaster at a time =-.
have a fabulous time =) Can’t wait to hear what you want to do when i visit in July
.-= Nora´s last blog ..Daddy’s Little Girl =-.
I love that having your period is now the ultimate “I’m going to be faithful” thing to pull out… Of course, it’s also a good reason for your guy to say, “Yeah, why don’t you stay away from me for a few days so I don’t have to deal with that?”
It’s a win-win. Have fun in Vegas
.-= Andy´s last blog ..To discuss a Cosmo review: May 2010 =-.
while I sit at home unemployed and clearly not hanging with awesome people like you all I will pretend I am in Vegas too…so you may get random twitter @ ya like we’re in the middle of something crazy/cool
have a grand time.
Oh My God! You’re going to have the best time ever!
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Tina Fey, Liz Lemon =-.
Awww, I wish I was there with you.
Next year (if there is a BISC) I AM THERE.
Together, I’m sure we could find some trouble to get into. AND, I’d let you try on my glasses
xox
.-= Skinny Dip´s last blog ..A trip to the Sex Toy Store =-.
I want more mimosas. And more time with you. You’re gorgeous and wonderful, and it was so great to finally meet you and grind up on you on the dance floor
I mean, what?
.-= Doniree´s last blog ..The LOL Project – I Love to Laugh =-.
First, that kitten is so cute, I want to steal it and carry it around with me. Also, it was so nice to meet you this weekend. I know we didn’t get to chat much but I’m so glad you were there!
YES. that happened.
.-= tia´s last blog ..Reunited and it feels so good. =-.
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