So.
It’s that time, friends. That sit-on-a-rooftop-and-drink-beer-with-dear-friends-and-a-few-strangers-but-no-one-who’ll-rape-you-time!
Disclaimer: Does not apply to cuddle-rapes.
Second disclaimer: Yes, I know rape’s not funny.
Third disclaimer: Unless the word “cuddle” is in front of it.
DONT FIGHT THE IRONY, AMIGO!!
Anyhoo, if there’s one thing in this world I’m good for, it’s bringing strangers together. In the biblical sense.
Wait. No.
Sexy-friendsical sense?
Let me try that on.
*shakes it out*
Sure. That’ll do.
What I’m trying to say here, is that I’d like to see you. Your face. And your legs. And even your hugging arm. (It’s your left. No, your other left. Just make the “L” with your hand, goddammit!! We don’t have all day.)
Wait, yes we do. We’re at “work”.
Bwahaha! Take that, The Man!
So, if you would like to see me, and all the awesome people who are going to comment here to let us know they’re coming, be at Vapiano’s in Chinatown (map) at 6pm on Friday, June 4th, a la your vote.
Spread the word, y’all. Spread it like herpes at Woodstock.
Dirty hippies.
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Yes.
Just. Yes.
Yes, please.
As usual, you are hilarious. So, it’s a good time to remind you that you are still my role model Miss LiLu.
I will finally be able to make another happy hour!
.-= Jackie´s last blog ..A Good Morning =-.
Between Vegas and all these happy hours, I’m hoping you’re withdrawing your candidacy as an organ donor.
Things are going to REEK of Tequila.
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..How to Get Social Services to Take your Children Away =-.
I’ll be there! Looking forward to it!
I think I even have that night off from Borders. Might have to show up and show off my new belt size.
I will be there, socially awkward, but I’ll be there. I could walk there right from work…
.-= T. The Destructor´s last blog ..Party Down D.C.! =-.
I’ll be there with bells on!
.-= Mara J.´s last blog ..Maryland, fruitland, crabland! =-.
Is there even a question? Of COURSE I’ll be there.
.-= JerzeyGrrl´s last blog ..The good, the bad, and the graduation =-.
holler!!!
First Vegas, now D.C. I think I need to move from Canada so I can join in on these festitvities … and yes, I realized I made a typo but I think it’s funny so I am leaving it hehe. I loved your photos from Vegas by the way, hope there’s more from this round of fun
.-= Nikolett´s last blog ..bitten, burnt, and bothered =-.
That would require a plane ticket. And money.
But I’m there in spirit. Especially the spirit of drinking.
.-= J´s last blog ..Eye Wish It Wasn’t So Lame =-.
This is all part of a secret government experiment to see how much the human liver can withstand, right?
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Skyler’s TV Crushes, Part 3 =-.
So seriously, you and Miss Maxie need to take a few weeks off of work, sponsored by Firefly, to tour the country. That way, those of us that can’t come to your fab-o happy hours can have one with you. How can we make THIS happen?
.-= Wendy´s last blog ..The New Pediatrician and an Update =-.
Kudos to your alcoholic stamina my friend!
.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..I’m Poor & Uninspired… =-.
Why must this be on the opposite side of the country?? Sounds like a great time – wish I lived closer…
.-= Kelly´s last blog .."You guys need BOUNDARIES!!" =-.
can i come in spirit????
southern georgia is a tad bit away… but i’m green with envy, again!
.-= Randi´s last blog ..topshop cosmetics… =-.
Can we make this happy hour on the west side of Los angeles? I know this sweet apartment that can have a pre-game happy hour.
STOP RUBBING IT IN.
.-= Rahul´s last blog ..That Creepy Guy At the Movies, By Himself, Staring At You is Me. Wait? What? =-.
hooray! see you there!
.-= Alice´s last blog ..basically i should have just waited and posted this one =-.
Yikes my brother is graduating from High School- I’ll be social someday. One day.
.-= Dmbosstone´s last blog ..The Quarter Life Crisis Series: Andrew Weitsman =-.
if i can figure out my shit, i’ll be there
.-= michelle´s last blog ..where’s waldo? =-.
I cannot believe I’m not there for this. Bullshit surgery and flight restrictions. HARUMPH.
Maybe just drunk text all over me?
.-= Dysfunction Junction´s last blog ..Fin. =-.
My beer is making a sad face because I will not be in attendance.
Or maybe it’s because I don’t have a beer at all (because it’s 3:10pm on a weekday).
Double sadness!
.-= saratogajean´s last blog ..Badminton – not for the faint of heart =-.
Oh, you’re funny. Wish I were in DC, even for just a minute!
.-= LesleyG´s last blog ..Turning it over =-.
I would come but I just took like 6 planes this weekend. And I’m finally at home. And am broke. And probably still drunk. And no, just NO!
Have fun though
.-= Ask Alice´s last blog ..Not to Mention the Pool, The Parties, The Gambling and I Mean Too Much Awesome to Fit Into A Suitcase =-.
Sometimes you make me dizzy. I mean that in a good way, of course.
Thank you for the link on DC Blogs, lady.
And I will sincerely try to make the happy hour and hug you in person with one or both of my arms.
.-= Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..Little bitty bits =-.
Yay!
Awe shucks! I’m leaving for Africa this Friday and won’t be back for 2 weeks!!! I will come eventually!
I am 99.99999% sure I will be there!
Unless I die. And there is always a chance I might die before then. Also, can I bring a +1?
.-= Alex´s last blog ..pixie658: I just noticed there hasn’t been a new story at The Love Story Project in two months! Sad panda. =-.
Still no word on the position, but I’ve had a shot of hope in the arm today, so if I do get to DC, I hope you do another of these “things”… it would be so much fun… ;o)
You have a liver of steel lady!
I’ll be there in spirit! Have an extra shot for me~
there’s vapiano’s in the US?! where? i’m coming now!!
Wish I could go but I’ll still mention it on my blog. Not like that will help you. I only have about 5 regular readers and I’m pretty sure 3 of them are in a maximum state prison.
.-= Charm City Barfly´s last blog ..I love getting random presents… =-.
Man… You have all the fun!
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Happy 90th Birthday Poppa Sye =-.
SO not fair. Wish I could come rape you. Er, have a beer.
.-= Jenn´s last blog ..8 Pounds in 8 Days? =-.
I’d like to try and come, if only because you commented on my sink-falling-off-the-bathroom-wall fiasco, and that was super awesome.
Please have it be known, though, that 1) I’m in VA and sometimes allergic to crossing the Potomac, and 2) I won’t know a soul and am rather shy, so I’d need a shot’o-tequila ready and waiting
.-= Michelle´s last blog .."Oh, I see," said the blind man, =-.
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