So.

It’s that time, friends. That sit-on-a-rooftop-and-drink-beer-with-dear-friends-and-a-few-strangers-but-no-one-who’ll-rape-you-time!

Disclaimer: Does not apply to cuddle-rapes.

Second disclaimer: Yes, I know rape’s not funny.

Third disclaimer: Unless the word “cuddle” is in front of it.

DONT FIGHT THE IRONY, AMIGO!!

Anyhoo, if there’s one thing in this world I’m good for, it’s bringing strangers together. In the biblical sense.

Wait. No.

Sexy-friendsical sense?

Let me try that on.

*shakes it out*

Sure. That’ll do.

What I’m trying to say here, is that I’d like to see you. Your face. And your legs. And even your hugging arm. (It’s your left. No, your other left. Just make the “L” with your hand, goddammit!! We don’t have all day.)

Wait, yes we do. We’re at “work”.

Bwahaha! Take that, The Man!

So, if you would like to see me, and all the awesome people who are going to comment here to let us know they’re coming, be at Vapiano’s in Chinatown (map) at 6pm on Friday, June 4th, a la your vote.

Spread the word, y’all. Spread it like herpes at Woodstock.

Dirty hippies.

DC HH June 4

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{ 38 comments }

1 DCPrincess May 26, 2010 at 9:51 am

Yes.

Just. Yes.

2 Liz @ Dogs & Wine May 26, 2010 at 9:51 am

Yes, please.

3 BigSis May 26, 2010 at 9:59 am

As usual, you are hilarious. So, it’s a good time to remind you that you are still my role model Miss LiLu.

4 Jackie May 26, 2010 at 10:06 am

I will finally be able to make another happy hour!
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5 moooooog35 May 26, 2010 at 10:08 am

Between Vegas and all these happy hours, I’m hoping you’re withdrawing your candidacy as an organ donor.

Things are going to REEK of Tequila.
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6 Grace May 26, 2010 at 10:25 am

I’ll be there! Looking forward to it!

7 Malnurtured Snay May 26, 2010 at 10:29 am

I think I even have that night off from Borders. Might have to show up and show off my new belt size.

8 T. The Destructor May 26, 2010 at 10:43 am

I will be there, socially awkward, but I’ll be there. I could walk there right from work…
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9 Mara J. May 26, 2010 at 10:44 am

I’ll be there with bells on!
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10 JerzeyGrrl May 26, 2010 at 10:55 am

Is there even a question? Of COURSE I’ll be there.
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11 RachelSmiles May 26, 2010 at 10:56 am

holler!!!

12 Nikolett May 26, 2010 at 11:13 am

First Vegas, now D.C. I think I need to move from Canada so I can join in on these festitvities … and yes, I realized I made a typo but I think it’s funny so I am leaving it hehe. I loved your photos from Vegas by the way, hope there’s more from this round of fun :)
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13 J May 26, 2010 at 11:22 am

That would require a plane ticket. And money. :(

But I’m there in spirit. Especially the spirit of drinking.
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14 Skylers Dad May 26, 2010 at 11:26 am

This is all part of a secret government experiment to see how much the human liver can withstand, right?
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15 Wendy May 26, 2010 at 11:49 am

So seriously, you and Miss Maxie need to take a few weeks off of work, sponsored by Firefly, to tour the country. That way, those of us that can’t come to your fab-o happy hours can have one with you. How can we make THIS happen?
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16 Herding Cats May 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Kudos to your alcoholic stamina my friend!
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17 Kelly May 26, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Why must this be on the opposite side of the country?? Sounds like a great time – wish I lived closer…
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18 Randi May 26, 2010 at 1:33 pm

can i come in spirit????

southern georgia is a tad bit away… but i’m green with envy, again!
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19 Rahul May 26, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Can we make this happy hour on the west side of Los angeles? I know this sweet apartment that can have a pre-game happy hour.

STOP RUBBING IT IN.
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20 Alice May 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm

hooray! see you there!
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21 Dmbosstone May 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Yikes my brother is graduating from High School- I’ll be social someday. One day.
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22 michelle May 26, 2010 at 2:31 pm

if i can figure out my shit, i’ll be there :)
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23 Dysfunction Junction May 26, 2010 at 2:41 pm

I cannot believe I’m not there for this. Bullshit surgery and flight restrictions. HARUMPH.

Maybe just drunk text all over me?
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24 saratogajean May 26, 2010 at 3:11 pm

My beer is making a sad face because I will not be in attendance.

Or maybe it’s because I don’t have a beer at all (because it’s 3:10pm on a weekday).

Double sadness!
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25 LesleyG May 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Oh, you’re funny. Wish I were in DC, even for just a minute!
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26 Ask Alice May 26, 2010 at 4:11 pm

I would come but I just took like 6 planes this weekend. And I’m finally at home. And am broke. And probably still drunk. And no, just NO!

Have fun though
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27 Lemon Gloria May 26, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Sometimes you make me dizzy. I mean that in a good way, of course.

Thank you for the link on DC Blogs, lady.

And I will sincerely try to make the happy hour and hug you in person with one or both of my arms.
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28 Jess May 26, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Yay!

29 Dating is My Hobby May 26, 2010 at 5:55 pm

Awe shucks! I’m leaving for Africa this Friday and won’t be back for 2 weeks!!! I will come eventually!

30 Alex May 26, 2010 at 6:43 pm

I am 99.99999% sure I will be there! :D Unless I die. And there is always a chance I might die before then. Also, can I bring a +1?
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31 bethany May 26, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Still no word on the position, but I’ve had a shot of hope in the arm today, so if I do get to DC, I hope you do another of these “things”… it would be so much fun… ;o)

32 Kristin May 26, 2010 at 9:29 pm

You have a liver of steel lady!

33 Kat May 27, 2010 at 12:57 am

I’ll be there in spirit! Have an extra shot for me~

34 Jen May 27, 2010 at 1:04 am

there’s vapiano’s in the US?! where? i’m coming now!!

35 Charm City Barfly May 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Wish I could go but I’ll still mention it on my blog. Not like that will help you. I only have about 5 regular readers and I’m pretty sure 3 of them are in a maximum state prison.
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36 meleah rebeccah May 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Man… You have all the fun!
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37 Jenn May 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm

SO not fair. Wish I could come rape you. Er, have a beer.
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38 Michelle June 1, 2010 at 4:25 pm

I’d like to try and come, if only because you commented on my sink-falling-off-the-bathroom-wall fiasco, and that was super awesome.

Please have it be known, though, that 1) I’m in VA and sometimes allergic to crossing the Potomac, and 2) I won’t know a soul and am rather shy, so I’d need a shot’o-tequila ready and waiting ;)
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