A man walks into a pharmacy, and wanders up and down the aisles.
A sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He replies that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
So, she directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he arrives in the checkout line, and deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?”
And he answers, “You see, it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s soooooooooo much cheaper.
“So, I figure if I have to roll my own………..
“So does she.”
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Ew and haha.
like.
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I’d kill the bastard…lol
terrible… i love it.
she should get herself a diva cup!
.-= JM´s last blog ..Wyatt Burp =-.
Two words:
Ge. Nius.
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Wrapping up the Week – April 18, 2010 =-.
the mental image is horrifying. eugh. i just shuddered again.
.-= Vittoria´s last blog ..Stuck in academic hell =-.
Teee heee.
HAHA!! I love it!
.-= Michelle´s last blog ..♥Amazeballs! =-.
Priiiiitty funny!
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Blog Swap: The best thing about being a blogger =-.
hahaha
.-= Ella´s last blog ..Encouragement brings out the worst in me =-.
Love it. Or, she could knit some.
.-= Kristina P.´s last blog ..Glamour Shots Gone Wild! Blog Carnival! =-.
HAHA! I love you.
And would it be wrong to say I find that tampon plushie rather adorable? Oh god.
I could see B. doing something like this. Or has he….?
Sweet! And did you know you only need 7 more followers to make 1000? I think there should be some sort of blog push.
.-= k8´s last blog ..The Best Weekend Ever (at least this Spring) =-.
Haha. I love jokes.
.-= middleagedwaitress´s last blog ..The Key to my FAME! =-.
He probably wants her to get a vibrator with a kick starter on it too!
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..So yeah, it’s kind of like this =-.
Being that I’m out of work at the moment, all you did was give me a bloody great money-saving idea.
.-= BeckEye´s last blog ..Sonic Sunday: April Showers, Pt. 2 =-.
HAHAHA! I posted some redneck jokes on my site, too. Check’em out.
What a great way to start the week. Tampon jokes FTW.
.-= Emil´s last blog ..Cuteness Alert: Duck! With Ducklings! On F Street! =-.
Wow. I can actually see this happening too…
I would kill him
.
.-= harini´s last blog ..Who said that? =-.
But you can bet if that ever happened then that guy wouldn’t be on tampon duty anymore. Which I’m sure was all part of the plan.
.-= Liebchen´s last blog ..Fun things for Friday =-.
Fucked up but still funny!!
Is that a felt tampon in your photo? Did you find it on etsy?
.-= Nikki´s last blog ..I should’ve married Al Gore =-.
totally going to buy the stuff and tell my wife she can do that.
Oh it will be priceless.
.-= Clevelandpoet´s last blog ..I feel Rambo’s pain =-.
That was gross… and funny!
Love it!
.-= April´s last blog ..Sometimes I long for a place I can call… =-.
Nice.
Good thing she didn’t want a douche.
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I bet I know who was sleeping on the couch after that!
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He forgets the whole part about chicks having to have periods while guys DON’T HAVE TO HAVE ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE IT.
.-= J´s last blog ..Why Do You Exist? =-.
Gross and funny…what I need for a Monday.
I CANNOT believe you made B roll his own cigarettes. Bang out of order. You had it coming.
.-= Mo “Mad Dog” Stoneskin´s last blog ..Someone, somewhere, is watching you =-.
ahahhaaa! I love the pic of the tampon, too.
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LOL
.-= Emily Jane´s last blog ..My (Literally) Naked Fear =-.
LOL!!!
I sent this to Andie, and she laughed out loud in her law school class and disrupted things. Too bad the prof didn’t make her read it aloud…. that would have been A-mazing.
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hahaha. i can totally see some guys i know doing this.
.-= siovhan´s last blog ..ruler for a day: fellow behind the scenes tv-er =-.
Hahaha someone asked if you found it on Etsy! Wouldn’t be surprised if they sold those. Sick.
.-= Liz´s last blog ..How To Be A Cuddleslut. =-.
this sounds like those reusable pads. the ones made out of cloth. THAT YOU REUSE.
.-= Alice´s last blog ..paintings of the pole: volume 4 =-.
hahaha..
What a dick.
.-= Sarah P´s last blog ..Ninja Psychics are Assholes =-.
I. Love. It.
Too funny!!
I really wish I was as naturally witty and funny as you are. Instead I am just a huge dork!
Love it!
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Hilarious.
.-= Karen´s last blog ..How to be prepared even when you aren’t =-.
Oh I bet the joke was on him… Don’t mess with a woman who is menstrual. She’s likely to stab ya!
.-= Michelle Pixie´s last blog ..Monday Minute =-.
haha that’s hilarious, love it.
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LOL!!
Happy Monday!
Hi-LAR-ious!
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
I’m totally grinning over here!
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i LOLed. fact!
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You = Awesome Sauce
That is all.
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Lollerskates!
Have you ever been to http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com? This reminds me of one that would show up there – but in a good way. They’re hysterical. My jewish office, of course, loves them. If you check it out, search for
Golf” and “Broccoli,” which I happen to think are the two best.
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Oh wow. This is why I LOVE YOU.
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Oh no. That is not a very smart man and he was probably murdered later that evening. Most likely via stuffing said “tampons” down his throat.
.-= Kellie´s last blog ..Bad habits die hard =-.
Nothin’ like some flow humor!
.-= Kristin´s last blog ..Champagne Saturday With a Side of Grapefruit! =-.
I love a good joke!!!
.-= Lucy´s last blog ..Party Talk! =-.
hahahaha so funny!! I got this as an email once… it was funny then and is still funny now! I would have killed the guy
Being that I’m out of work at the moment, all you did was give me a bloody great money-saving idea.They’re hysterical. My jewish office, of course, loves them. If you check it out.
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