The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Vol. XXV

Awww poor, unpleasant Axe Murderer… The more I hear about him I feel I may be able to break my “hating cats with a passion” clause for that little feller. And Lilu, I have to say I am totally against pull ups. I figure this. If I’m gonna do a pull up, I want a crowd of people there to celebrate my ability to lift my body weight using only my arms. But if there is a crowd of people surrounding the well when I fall in it, I would expect one of those hot townspeople, or at the very least a fireman to pull me out. I should probably stop watching Lifetime movies.
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My brother is a mouth-breather too. Drives me crazzzyyy.
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My hubs found a great use for the baby”s Boppy pillow. He uses it around his neck so he doesn’t have to hold his head up! It’s much cheaper than that Sky Mall contraption. Just FYI.
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Pull ups are so hard–we do a modified version of them in my Pilates class, and ouch! Also, it really would suck to doe that way.
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I love your boyfriend.
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Oh, you kids. On my life list is going: Be a fly on the wall at LiLu and B’s house. (Only in the, uh, appropriate times, of course.)
Also, if you can do a pull up you’re my hero.
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I was really waiting for him to start with ‘PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET’ during the death-well comment.

B is losing it. He’s LOSING IT.
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Next pet should be a Collie. In case you’re ever stuck in well or something…
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Mouth breathers are gross I agree. Unfortunately pregnancy makes you congested as hell and I have become one sometimes recently. And since you’re pregnant you can’t take decongestants! It sucks b/c I know it’s gross but I can’t help it! It’s driving me bat shit!

I have a confession to make: I am an occasional mouth-breather. There, I said it. Am I proud of it? No. But sometimes, when my allergies* are bad, it’s my only option. (Gosh, it feels good to say that out loud…)

*Yes, I have allergies too. I’m disgusting! A monster!
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I can do about 1 pull-up on those bars that you can hang in the doorway. One and done. Then my arms are sore and I figure that’s good enough.
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I love that you accuse him of being a mouth breather but hastily jump to his defense in case we think he really is.

That’s true love, that is.
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Ah, man. I have some chronic issue where my tissues swell shut, if I lay down I can’t breathe thru my nose. Consequently I am a loud breather/snorer/drooler yah. It sucks. I do the strips, the spray, the pills, all dat. It’s really not sexy and I wish it wasn’t true. But along with a tendancy to hold chubby around my middle, its part of my genetic makeup I have no control over. Laaaaame.

Pull ups=most awesome underappreciated excercise there is. Excellent compound movement; use the assist machine, get your form right, buy yourself shots the first time you can lift your bodyweight.

This is my goal for 2010. I will do unassisted widegrip pullups and chins.

@mooooog…heeheeheeheheeeee gross.
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My cats are getting fat too – well, one of them is. The other one is ridiculously skinny. I think the fat cat eats his food. Sigh. Yesterday, my brother called me a cat lady. The only thing I have in my defense is the fact that I’m not single…
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The Shiz B Says is always a crowd pleaser! Until you get one of those neck pillows, you can use a normal bedroom pillow. I’m leaning against mine right now .
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if i was stuck in a well with a bar in it? i probably wouldn’t want out. just drop a hot guy down there.
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I love the fact that he’s given thought to dying in a well – like who does that?
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I always get a chuckle out your your’s and B’s converstaons. Thanks for sharing.

i can totally relate, its hard to hold up your head!

Awh yay …I love these posts!

And, uhm, for those other people (who aren’t me) who don’t know what ‘they’ say about mouthbreathers, you should probably spell it out…..they’re probably too embarrassed to ask cos they’ll look clueless….I’D explain, since I SO know what it is, but it is YOUR blog and I don’t want to step on any toes…. *cough*
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Is it possible that Axe Murderer so fat she’s become the mouth breather?

I’d probably die in the well too.
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LOL “she’s not pleasant”.. so Axe Murderer is really living up to her name, uh ? lol.. crazy furbabies.

I think everyone’s falling for your bf over this post I think he’s just setting the bar very high for my next bfs .. they will HAVE to be able to say stuff as silly as what B says. It’s going on my list of requirements.
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I’m always looking for ways to lazyficate my TV viewing. I will try this towel scheme tonight. I will report back with my findings.
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Not fat…FLUFFY!
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I could NOT handle two seconds in the same room as a mouth-breather!
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You should just install the TV onto the ceiling so he can watch it lying down XD
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LOL awesomeness. Why B used towel instead of a mini pillow or something?:D

Dying in a well *would* suck. Good call, B.
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I should tell Chuck to try the towel thing. That way I don’t have to listen to him bitch and complain every.stinkin.day about how his neck hurts from “holding his head up”. Men are weenies!