Ten years ago, the best long distance runner on our track team was jealous of MY legs, and I was competing with the shot putters to see who could do more push-ups during calis.

Yes, it was ten years ago. Yes, I was 16 and didn’t yet have a curve to my name.

I don’t care.

I want it back.

I want that feeling… that strength. That swagger.

I want to rock it at my girl’s wedding. I want to make this look goooooood in Vegas.

Now, I am not a big girl by any means. I know this. 

But I am SOFT, y’all. I’ve gone from sharp chedder to a ripe brie… and I’ve had enough.

I am sick of feeling weak. I am tired of feeling self-conscious.

It is time for a real change. It is time to get EXTREME. 

And so, my friends… with the power of B by my side, an absolutely insane hour-a-day training program, and a devastating lack of cheeseburgers from my life… I will do it. I will get it back, with a side of Michelle Obama arms to boot.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-10-vogue_cover_michelle_obama.jpg

Please and thank you.

Three months, six days a week.

Half the booze, none of the fried.

(Somebody shoot me.)

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{ 131 comments }

1 T. The Destructor March 10, 2010 at 9:01 am

Wow, good luck! I am doing the same thing…only my goal is to be where you are NOW lol

The First Lady does have some killer arms doesn’t she? I’m totally jealous.

I will be fit, or die trying, and there is no exaggeration there. I Do it or Die!

That is EXACTLY where I am right now.

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2 Kristin March 10, 2010 at 9:01 am

Yessss I’m doing the same thing! I’ve got to look good in the Keys!! I’m jealous that your boy is doing it with you though…what are you going to do? Run? or gym it?

We’re doing an at-home video routine. But trust me… it is ridiculous. I can’t life my arms today. Or sit down. Or breathe.

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3 Jessica @ How Sweet March 10, 2010 at 9:01 am

Glad you’re not givin’ up the booze the entire time. I never could.

Hell no. I’m just EARNING that wine now.

4 LesleyG March 10, 2010 at 9:07 am

Oh but it will be so worth it! I’m excited for you. I’m glad you get an off day (some call it a “cheat day”) once a week. That really helps you recalibrate and prioritize.

Absolutely. The Lord commandeth it, and I am AOK with that.

5 alexandra keller March 10, 2010 at 9:09 am

right there with ya, but it gets so much more difficult when you get older…

This is true. But it ain’t stopping me.

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6 James March 10, 2010 at 9:19 am

When you say you’ve become a ripe brie, you’re not referring to smell, right?

Oh, come on, man! It’s not even Thursday!

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7 PQ March 10, 2010 at 9:21 am

Work it.

That’s the plan.

8 Camille March 10, 2010 at 9:27 am

Good luck!!!

I’ve started back running and hope to participate in my first 5k in August so I feel your pain with the whole no bad foods and lots of ouch from the gym/track. But, anything you set your mind to you can totally do! :D

Yes we can! (This message Obama-approved.)

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9 Dagny Taggart March 10, 2010 at 9:30 am

They say misery loves company – I’ve been cutting sugar from my diet of late, and have been upping my workouts to boot. You’re not alone!

Also, “gone from sharp chedder to a ripe brie” is, frankly, perfect. I may have to borrow that metaphor…

Ha. It is a good one. I don’t have a sweet tooth, but the salt/savory is what’s going to be hard for me. You know… like that brie.

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10 Grace March 10, 2010 at 9:33 am

I know what you mean. I am going to the gym regularly and really enjoying it. I think I need to hire a personal trainer for a couple of sessions though. I need a routine that will push me. What are you doing? And boy do I ever want some nice arms.

Chatting you now.

11 BigSis March 10, 2010 at 9:33 am

If I started out more like processed American cheese, where does that leave me now? Cottage cheese?

Hahahaha! Maybe we should restrict our comparisons to not-dairy products…

12 cavy March 10, 2010 at 9:33 am

i’m doing that too! a week in mexico and two weddings in June…YIKES! but i’ve already decided that April 9-11 is my “free” weekend to cheat. bring on the booze and cheeseburgers, DC, and let’s make some lovin’.

Oh, don’t worry. I’ll be out in fine form when you’re here. One day off a week!

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13 Tami G March 10, 2010 at 9:38 am

HEY! I’m on that same plan……with the same goal in mind!
with Preacher T by my side ;-)
cut out the fast food and adding lots of protein
It’s not soooo bad most of the time… until I’m out and drive by Zaxbys.. oh I love me some fried hot fingers……
uhhhh… I mean – SHUT UP!!!!!
I love me an APPLE…yeah… a big red ripe delicious apple (wink wink)

Good luck on your goal
our results will be SO worth the sacrifice! :)

I believe!

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T. The Destructor Reply:

God I miss Zaxby’s….why can’t they bring that up North of the Old Mason-Dixon line?

No, no. If they had a Zaxby’s here, I’d weight 800 pounds, and be documented on the Discovery Channel as “The Woman Who Ate a Chicken farm”

I don’t know what Zaxby’s is, but it sounds like I want to find out.

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14 SillyJaime March 10, 2010 at 9:46 am

I hate hate hate hate HATE how ’soft’ I am. I’ve never been buff or cut or muscular, but I used to have strength. Now I just have rolls and pudge. And I hate it. I keep telling myself I’ll do something about it, but I don’t do it. Because I’m really bad at self-motivation.

Having a partner just as determined as you is priceless, I’ll admit.

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15 Lil Woman March 10, 2010 at 9:51 am

Good luck girl.
I myself need to whip my not so tiny hiney into shape too.

Well, don’t lose ALL of it. You need something to grab on to. ;-)

16 L. March 10, 2010 at 9:51 am

Good Luck!!

Now that the weather here is nice, I am remembering a [likely drunken] promise I made to run every day and cut out carbs. Apparently there were witnesses so I have to go through it =/ So yea shoot me too please

First let’s get in amazing shape. THEN we’ll consider the shooting. ;-)

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17 k8 March 10, 2010 at 9:53 am

I just joined a super cheap gym and I love, love, love it. $10 a month! It’s insane. So far, I’m just walking, but in those two weeks I’ve belonged, I have already lost four pounds. Isn’t that awesome! GO LILU! GO GO GO!

You are a ROCK STAR!!!

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18 Jean March 10, 2010 at 9:55 am

That’s way hardcore. Best of luck to you.

Totally and completely BADASS. Thanks love!

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19 Stephanie March 10, 2010 at 9:57 am

so, are you gonna, like, tell us what you are doing every day? in cae we, like, you know, wanna do it, too?

Emailed!

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20 Just A Girl March 10, 2010 at 9:58 am

::cry::

If I don’t do some situps and shit, I will NOT be seen in a bikini in Vegas. Considering that there’s really nothing else worth doing during the day, I NEED TO DO SOME SITUPS. I wish I could afford a personal trainer. I need someone to force me to do it because I haaaate it.

So do I. But come on, you KNOW we’re gonna go to a strip club… we have to look at least as good as they do!

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21 Jennifer March 10, 2010 at 9:58 am

Without sounding like an informercial, since October I’ve lost between 25 and 30 pounds by eating better and less. I only recently took up Gold’s Gym Cardio Workout on the Wii because I stay at home with my toddler son, and I was getting some serious, on-the-verge-of-stabby cabin fever.

I WILL be 20 pounds lighter by June. – I’ve got some hot dresses to wear to a big party then.

So, you could train with B and eat less cheeseburgers, or you could go the Kenny Powers regimen of steroids and blow. I hear that works for the big league-ers.

25-30 pounds! Girl, you are THE Awesome!!! KP would totally approve.

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22 jasmine March 10, 2010 at 9:59 am

i tried to make a “fergalicious” reference to being up in the gym, but it was belabored. anyway, work it out!

I won’t pretend that’s not on my gym iPod.

23 Kristina P. March 10, 2010 at 10:01 am

I would be happy to look as svelte as Queen Latifa.

I hope that comes with her Cover Girl perfect coffee skin.

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24 Adam L. March 10, 2010 at 10:02 am

Good luck!

Speaking of the push-ups, I’d seriously consider this: http://www.hundredpushups.com/index.html

It’s easy to do, and in the first week I was able to increase the maximum number of push-ups I could do at once by 20. Give it a shot!

Oh, believe me… we do at LEAST a hundred push-ups in this regimen.

Also? Ow.

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25 Kristen March 10, 2010 at 10:06 am

Good Luck! I feel ya on getting soft in my 10 years since high school. Keep us posted on how it goes!

Will do. If only to keep myself in check ;-)

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26 Carolina March 10, 2010 at 10:13 am

While no one has ever been jealous of my legs (they’re short and plump, lol) I do what it feels like to be fed up with the body you’ve got. I’m doing this torturous thing right now called TRX – I basically want to die about 5 minutes in and afterward my muscles quiver with what I can only guess is fear that it will be happening again soon. Getting in shape isn’t easy business, but it’s worth it!

Kick ass and get that swagger!

PS – Michelle Obama really does have some outstanding arms. Damn.

All my best,
Carolina

It is so, SO worth it. I just need to keep reminding myself of that…

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27 Erin @ My Way This Time March 10, 2010 at 10:20 am

You go girl!

I could really use some of this motivation. I’ve turned into brie. And I don’t even really like brie.

Brie in my mouth? Good. Brie in my ass? NOTSOMUCH.

And, um… twss.

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28 Alice March 10, 2010 at 10:21 am

right there with you! after a 2 month hiatus from pretty much ANYTHING active, i am back to pole 2x a week, yoga 1x a week, and hopefully a running routine w/a coworker. AM SICK OF THE SQUISHY. (also? incredibly sore after 2.5 hrs of pole on monday. holy shit.)

2.5???? I am so coming to your next recital.

29 Jilian March 10, 2010 at 10:30 am

Good Luck! I wish I could get motivated to do the same. I’ve always hated working out…gah. I am sure cutting down on the booze will do wonders alone…maybe I should start there haha!

I know, I kept saying that too. But working out is the only thing that MAKES me cut down… then I feel guilty- I don’t want to waste the workout-ness!

30 RachelSmiles March 10, 2010 at 10:32 am

i feel your pain sister. so much so that i thought it would be a great idea to pay for personal training once a week for the next six months and sign up for a gym i can barely afford. luckily the man in my life loves my body so that definitely helps in the self esteem department. the tight jeans i can no longer pull up my legs not so much.

stick to it girl, i know you can :)

I do, too. Something is different this time.

And you are wee! Shush!

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31 Jo March 10, 2010 at 10:34 am

I’d love to be really, truly fit but I always give up after a couple of weeks. Good luck! I think you look wonderful right now, but I understand… those arms are bad ass.

I know, me too- that’s why I think this whole “3 month schedule” thing might help. We shall see…

And thank you! xo

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32 Cyndy March 10, 2010 at 10:35 am

Go LiLu! The past 10 gym-free years have not been kind to my body either and as soon as I move back into my house, at the end of this month, I’m going to start back up. New house, new routine!

New beginnings are the best.

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33 SilverNeurotic March 10, 2010 at 10:37 am

Good luck.

I’m considering asking my sister to get me into shape, she’s been running for years and is obsessed with keeping in shape.

I dunno, man. I prefer to work out with someone equally lazy so I don’t feel as bad. ;-)

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34 Michelle (bikramyogachick) March 10, 2010 at 10:40 am

You go girl!

Thanks, love!

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35 Mary March 10, 2010 at 10:44 am

It’s that time of year, right? We’re going to rock it in Vegas. We’ll be that room with all the hotties in it. Bring it.

Panthers out!

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36 Wendy March 10, 2010 at 10:44 am

Are you doing P90X? I did that to get in shape for my wedding and it was incredible. Really difficult, but it worked.

Yes, we are. And glad to hear it!! For the amount of pain I’m feeling, it better work.

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37 Dating is My Hobby March 10, 2010 at 10:44 am

I feel ya. I just went to a P90X class last night. I can’t walk up stairs today. Ouch. Salad for lunch.

That’s what we’re doing, only at home. Tony is a Nazi, btw.

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38 shine March 10, 2010 at 10:45 am

Oh crap. Now we’ll ALL have to get in shape.

Do it for the children. Or something.

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39 Jeney March 10, 2010 at 10:47 am

When I was 16 I could run a mile in 7 minutes flat, bench 90lbs, squat 300lbs, and could play an entire 90 minutes soccer game without needing a sub once.

I want it back, too.

God speed, LiLu!

Thank you, darlin! I am terrified… I think I can, I think I can.

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40 tara March 10, 2010 at 10:48 am

I want to support you I really do. But half the alcohol? Half?

Also, before and after pictures of your brie self would help get me motivated. Also feeling brie like.

There will be before and after pictures. Publishing them is a different matter. ;-)

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41 Phil March 10, 2010 at 10:49 am

I want to go the opposite.

I want Richard Simmons to cut out the side of my house and haul me out with a forklift so that I can be super famous.

And then I’ll have a new “half ton person” show to watch on Discovery! Love.

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42 Kris March 10, 2010 at 10:52 am

I spent the first half of my 20’s with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, and my only exercise was shaking my ass at the bar on Saturday nights….

I’m almost 40 now and in the best shape I have ever been in through running and yoga….

Keep it up LiLu, it’s so worth it…..

I believe you!

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43 Hope March 10, 2010 at 10:58 am

Awesome! You’re going to rock it!

Thanks dear :-)

44 OG March 10, 2010 at 10:59 am

I am in the same boat. I think the threat of turning 30 and being out of shape is what did it for me – I felt like there was no turning back if I wasn’t in shape by then. The first 30 days are the hardest, but if you can get through it without making excuses of why you can’t, you’ll be golden. I also cut back on sugars, saturated fat, and carbs after 3pm and upped my intake of calcium and protein.

Good Luck!

That is EXACTLY what we’re doing, in addition to the workout. Should be interesting…

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45 Katy Mary March 10, 2010 at 11:00 am

Good for you for making a decision like this! Lifestyle changes are so so hard. I go to the gym pretty regularly but I too need to kick my butt into gear and start really working it :) Good luck! What program are you using?

Emailed you!

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46 Shandal March 10, 2010 at 11:01 am

Good for you!!! Did you buy it yet?

Haha, yes! B had already bought it before the guy even emailed me back about advertising. Someone’s a little gung-ho…

47 Vie March 10, 2010 at 11:06 am

Good luck! That’s tough, but I’m sure you can do it, especially since you used to. And the First Lady has absolutely stellar arms. Major envy.

I know, right?? I WILL MAKE THEM MINE.

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48 LNRB March 10, 2010 at 11:07 am

OK 2 things: 1 the whole time I was reading this post, I was singing that JaySean song: Bring it Back in my head. You know, the really annoyingly upbeat, catchy one with Sean Paul and his incomprehensible rapping. Yeah that one.
2 I LURVE Michelle Obama. LURVE.

Good luck! {um does this mean we’ve give up tater tots?!?!?! I expressly DO NOT remember signing off on that}

Nope. One day a week, we get a guilty pleasure. I can assure both you and Tonic that that will be mine. xo

49 eQ March 10, 2010 at 11:08 am

“Half the booze, none of the fried”
Kill me now!

I know. Le sigh.

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50 Berto March 10, 2010 at 11:10 am

Promise me you’ll whisper “YipYip” to yourself when you’re feeling like you need that extra burst of energy to finish the last mile/rep?

Cross my heart and hope to fly.

Gettit?!

51 Nikki March 10, 2010 at 11:13 am

You can do it! Do I need to hire Rob Schneider to come by and say that every once and awhile? I want to Michelle Obama’s arms too…and now cheese. Thanks a lot!

Mmmmmm. Cheese. Life was not meant to be lived without some things. That is one of them.

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52 Passionista March 10, 2010 at 11:18 am

Way to motivate girl! I’ve been feeling the same way. I’m tired of saying I’m tired. I want to just suck it up and do it and quite the whining. Good luck!

I’m right there with you. Yes we can!

53 Liebchen March 10, 2010 at 11:18 am

You might be a little crazy, though, considering I signed up for a marathon I don’t have much room to talk.

Good luck! Weddings are a great motivator.

Especially because all the other bridesmaids are teeny weeny tiny MARATHONERS. I am Amazonian next to them.

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54 harini March 10, 2010 at 11:27 am

I know you can do it!!! You go Girl!!!

Thanks love!

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55 Herding Cats March 10, 2010 at 11:30 am

Don’t be too hard on yourself! But yah, I’m trying to slim down this year too. If you want to check out some great healthy recipes and butt-kicking workouts, I recommend SELF’s webpage. Good luck!

Don’t worry. I’m not about to hurt myself or anything… but I am going to get EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!

56 Just Another Momma March 10, 2010 at 11:32 am

Good luck to you! I’m still struggling with it . . .

Aren’t we all.

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57 Paula March 10, 2010 at 11:39 am

I know exactly what you mean! I have to be bikini-body fit in less than 2 months, so i need to start asap!

April 25th, May 20th. These are my Doom Days…

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58 Riff Dog March 10, 2010 at 11:50 am

Well, I happen to think you look great now, but I hear you. I’m doing a bit of dieting myself at the moment, too. I hate it, but when summer comes and I get myself into that sexy bikini again, it will be soooo worth it!
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59 Emily Jane March 10, 2010 at 12:08 pm

Good luck!! I totally hear you, I used to be the model-thin girl everyone was jealous of with a waist you could fit your hands round. Now I have cellulite, uber thighs and a little pouch right under my belly button. NOT FUN. I just bought a treadmill and I’m going to try really hard to run for at least 15 minutes every other day. I know that’s pathetic but it’s all I can do for now! And maybe not buy a case of beer every Friday night and make smoothies instead. We can totally do it.
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60 J March 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm

If you can work out 6 days a week for an hour…please tell me how you manage it…because I’m always trying to figure out how to do that.

If I make it to 4 days a week I feel special.
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61 Marissa March 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Yes! Go for it!

I don’t do anything now-a-days with my mystery disease and all, but one thing you can always do to keep your butt high (you know what I mean) is do all your household chores in heels. (It’s also a fantastical way to break in said heels.)

Good luck!
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62 flipflopsintherain March 10, 2010 at 12:15 pm

i used to challenge people to push-up contests too! let’s get back to that point together…
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63 MsDarkstar March 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm

I’ll join you next week… cuz this week there’s birthday cake and I’m not giving THAT up.

Next week, though? Once the birthday cake is gone and the crumbs are vacuumed up… I’m on board, baby!
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64 Adrienzgirl March 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm

KAPOW! You have been shot! :D

Good luck!
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65 BigMamaCass March 10, 2010 at 12:24 pm

LMFAO!!!!!!!! DUUUUUDE. I am allergic to exercise. Enjoy :) LOL
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66 Pauline March 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Six days a week??! Wow! I admire your determination!
I have also grown soft and lazy and out of shape…I find it hard to muster the strength to hit the gym once a week though!
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67 Her March 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Go you! Keep us posted–I could definitely use the motivation to stay on the straight and narrow. You rock!
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68 Yellaphant March 10, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Sweet bujumbas, good luck. The internets are behind you.

69 Kristen March 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Don’t disrespect the cheese. Seriously. Cheese has a special place in my heart.

But still, good for you! I’m going to Florida this weekend (to Disney!) and the only prep I’ve done is research restaurants and make reservations. HA.
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70 siovhan March 10, 2010 at 1:25 pm

CONGRATS.
I think that’s a really admirable goal. I’m cheerin for you, lady! You rock that regimen.
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71 Allison March 10, 2010 at 1:26 pm

I’m on a similar path.

Running a 1/2 marathon on May 16. I need to kick it up six gears to make it. I can see myself already, a firmer ass and slimmer legs.

Here we go summer!
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72 Lemon Gloria March 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm

You will, you will! Apparently it’s easier to get it back than to get it in the first place. So I bet this will be easier than you anticipate. Although six days a week is unimaginable to me at this point. Good luck and much strength to you!
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73 Betsy March 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Oh good luck! Do the Jillian Michaels’ DVD…you’ll cry. But it’s so worth it!
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74 brookem March 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm

you know, with the good weather on the way, it will be that much easier to stick to a plan! i always find that the spring weather is a good way to jump start a fitness program. forget this new year’s resolution BS.

75 ryan March 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Good luck!!
It’s true, good weather helps. I try and not think about my body pre-curves. Somehow went from stick figure to hourglass, and then from hourglass to….
well to really liking brie.
so I feel ya!!
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76 carissa March 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm

You can so do it girl!! I’m starting 30 day shred tomorrow. I’m trying not to be so hard on myself, but this is the first month since I’ve lost all my weight that I haven’t kept up with the gym. I’m feeling it bad.
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77 Lisa March 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm

If Michelle Obama made a workout video, I would so buy that shit. The woman has perfect arms.
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78 Amy March 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Go girl! I’m right there with ya! Need to look good for Spring Break. It’s right around the corner!

79 Christina Harper March 10, 2010 at 2:22 pm

It won’t be so bad, plus, you’ll be totally bad ass once you’re done.

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve recently taken up a training regime as well. But I’m not giving up my fried foods. I’ll just eat less. *sigh* Life is too short to not enjoy the little things.

80 moooooog35 March 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Michelle Obama arms require a sex change.

Yeah..I’m pretty damn sure she’s a guy.
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81 kate March 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Yeah, if you figure out the magic recipe to getting those arms, PLEASE let me know.

Although, at this point, I figure if I didn’t find the motivation to make myself all hot and sexy before my own wedding, I don’t know what WILL…maybe my 10 year high school reunion?

Ugh…and now I’m thinking of the awesome six pack that I used to have when I was a competitive swimmer for 10+ years. *sigh*

82 Matt March 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Good luck! Next time I high five you I expect it to hurt my hand.
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83 Amber from Girl with the Red Hair March 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Whoo, you can do it. Maybe after six months you’ll even LIKE IT! ;-)
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84 Shevonne March 10, 2010 at 3:14 pm

You can do it!
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85 repliderium.com March 10, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Holy crap! I thought I was being all “healthy” with my paltry 100 sit ups while watching “horders” and drinking wine.
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86 cari March 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm

i’ve just started one of my own.

thought the big difference is when i train, i don’t deprive myself of food. that’s just cruel and usual. and i don’t eat that badly anyway.

*raises glass (or OJ bottle full of water)* here’s to getting in shape *clink (or whatever sound plastic makes hitting something else)*
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87 Heather March 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm

I totally need to do this. I gave up fast food (or, as I call it, anything with a drive through haha) for Lent. It’s going well so far. The less I eat of it, the bettet I feel, I think. It’s still tempting at times but no one said this was going to be easy. I know you can do it. I need to get my butt in gear.

88 jen - tsk March 10, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Woo! Good luck, it will absolutely be worth it in the end!! x
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89 Lucy March 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Good Luck!!! Half the booze? Will you survive???
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90 danielle March 10, 2010 at 3:52 pm

YOU GEDDEM GIRL!

*drowns in taco sauce*
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91 middleagedwaitress March 10, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Oh snap… “Half the booze NONE of the fried!!??”
Good for you girlfriend, this sounds like my personal hell.
I suppose though, that I’m one of those lucky gals whose job (the “real” job, not watressing) involves mass quantaties of rather strenuous physical activity: essentially giving me leave to consume the very worst things out there.
Best of luck of your quest for personal improvement!!

92 Jenny DB March 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm

You should check out CrossFit … for serious!
http://www.crossfit.com I’m sure there’s one near you!! unless you live in BFE..
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93 Elizabeth Marie March 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm

Im so with you! I’m doing P90x and getting back to running. High five for being hotTER and encouraging each other.

Ok I know I usually leave witty comments, but I’m shmoopy today.
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94 meleah rebeccah March 10, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Oh I wish you Good Luck! I know what you mean about feeling ’soft’ and wanting to get toned up again. I’m on my 6th week of an exercise program so I do feel your pain!
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95 spleeness March 10, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Welcome to my world! No, seriously. Welcome. I was able to shovel 2 feet of snow without getting too sore, though I’ve still got a ways to go yet. Keep us posted on progress, it’ll motivate me to keep going.
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96 Mike129 March 10, 2010 at 5:36 pm

You look great now. You’ll end-up looking like a dream girl!
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97 Kristy March 10, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Good on you! But if you want to get strong & fit and STAY strong & fit say goodbye to the “3 months” you have to do that shit FOREVER. It’s a fulltime job I tell ya. I have kinda* decided that I’m just going to accept my budda belly (on good days accept on bad days whinge to my BF). I’m not fat but sometimes people ask me if I’m pregnant when I’m not… I wish it all went to my boobs instead, then life would be more rosy now wouldn’t it, for everyone. Good Luck chica! x

98 blair March 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm

you can do it girl! man…if i could have my 10-years-ago-track-body back…..

just found your blog for the first time. I hope you’ll visit mine too. :)
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99 lbluca77 March 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Good luck! If I go to Vegas and you have Michelle Obama arms I’m probably going to want to arm wrestle you. Don’t worry you will totally win.

100 Courtney March 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm

so you can have fried on the 7th day?

I mean, cheese fries and tequila just go hand in hand.
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101 City Girl March 10, 2010 at 6:23 pm

I see you as sexy, not soft. But, if you feel better on a new diet and exercise plan, then that’s what’s important! xoxo
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102 Toe March 10, 2010 at 6:50 pm

The cheese burgers and sweet tea vodka will miss you.
But you will totally rock the MB arms!

Way to go!
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Toe Reply:

I meant MO arms. Sorry I think I’ve had too many Vicodan’s today.
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103 Olivia Rae March 10, 2010 at 6:55 pm

i love you! reading this (and all 103 comments) was the motivation i needed!! wish i read this ten minutes ago, pre cupcake…
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104 RomanticComedee March 10, 2010 at 6:55 pm

I knew when you commented on my blog about my motivation you’d find your own! You are lucky to have such a good partner in B. Good luck girl, I know you can do it! (and you won’t die!)
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105 katelin March 10, 2010 at 7:27 pm

i am right there with you. with vegas and my wedding coming up i am trying to tone like a mad woman and have said no to alcohol during the week, it’s quite difficult but damn it better pay off is all i have to say.

106 Melissa March 10, 2010 at 7:39 pm

oooh, girl, YOU CAN DO IT!!! :)

p.s. this post made me think of those insanely annoying ’90s workout infomercials. do they still make those?
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107 hillary March 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm

This post made me scared for you. Good luck, lady. Please do not die; I would miss you too much.
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108 Kez March 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Oh my gosh! Good luck! :)

109 JM March 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm

you go girl! I am trying to get fit as well. Too many pints and wotsits have sent me over the edge. I have started writing down everything I eat, which although annoying proved effective. Lost 14 lbs in over a month. Trying to keep motivated.

110 Ali March 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm

Damn girl! You tell ‘em.

I got your back while you get it back! Eh? Eh?!
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111 Witless Fool March 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm

Good luck!!!! You already look amazing though!
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112 Kellie March 10, 2010 at 9:02 pm

You can do it hun! :) I was going through the same thing and actually was getting my ass back in shape and then Wade knocked me up. Talk about soft and pudgy now! I guess it’s for a good reason but you’d better bet your ass that as soon as I pop this baby out I’m getting my figure back. I’m determined! Plus I will have to be in a bikini 6 months later so I will HAVE to! :)
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113 girltrueheart March 10, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Half the booze? Girl….I am watching you. *insert lame impression of robert deniro*

114 Heather Rose March 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm

You’re already gorgeous, but whatever makes you happy. Healthy is always good. You can do this. I feel it.

115 Alyxmyself March 10, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Unsolcited advice: You gain in recovery not while working out.

So if you feel fatigued and achey like you are comming down with the flu, or your heart rate is elevated when you wake up (that poundy oh-no feeling) you are overtraining. You could try every other day or 2-on 1-off one of split and see what is best for your own recovery, but the faster harder longer more spiel is myth and a recipie for burnout and injury.

For validation of this info check the” supersite” feature at bodybuilding.com, one of the most trusted websites with probably the largest database of training and nurtition forums and articles from real folks and those in the biz, including competitors.

I just finished a 12 week program and had a recovery week, now I am working a 5×5 six week program to beat my plateau, then I’m going to do another recovery week and begin the cycle agian with 6 weeks of “hundreds”, so I fully embrace your go get ‘em attitude and extreme commmitment. Just wanted to send you some notes from 15 years in the trenches :)
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116 corrie howe March 10, 2010 at 10:53 pm

Good luck! I’ll be rooting for you. I’ve never noticed Mrs. Obama’s arms before. They are quite nice.
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117 Sandhya March 10, 2010 at 10:54 pm

first of all brie is yummy. second of all, i have been reading…ok stalking…your blog and i’m pretty sure i have a crush on you. just sayin, b….beware!

118 Ashley March 10, 2010 at 11:41 pm

Good luck! Reading this post reminds me of just how kick ass I felt when I could run miles and miles like it was nothing.

119 Susan March 11, 2010 at 12:05 am

Good luck! I know exactly what you mean. Once upon a time I was an athlete. Now, what made me look like one is withering away and I hate it.
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120 Captain Dumbass March 11, 2010 at 1:27 am

Hell, I’d take Michelle Obama’s arms at this point.
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121 Robyn March 11, 2010 at 1:55 am

Good luck, girl!
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122 Candice March 11, 2010 at 8:47 am

Dooooo it! And you will become so addicted you’ll never stop. Like me. Who doesnt have time to get groceries but will gym-it like a mofo.

Only problem, I still drink beer like a fish. I suggest you not doing so.
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123 Slightly Undone March 11, 2010 at 9:36 am

Thank GOODNESS you are only halfing the booze. That would otherwise be a serious disaster.

124 fizzgigabyte March 11, 2010 at 1:51 pm

my advice is to drink vodka and you’re all good. i was doing a weight loss boot camp where i had to pay money if i gained and she forbid alchohol (she said that to me?) but i drank vodka and club soda, (seltzer at home) and i still do, i still dropped weight each week and it was my personal eff you to that instructor.

good luck!

Im embarking on my own arms of steel program, for a wedding also. i got these circles you twirl on your arms. like hula hoops.
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125 allison March 11, 2010 at 2:03 pm

oh.my.gosh. good for you! i need that discipline! kick some ass for you and me both!
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126 Z March 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm

I feel like I wrote that. I used to be a dancer. It is a sad sad transition from dancer’s body to looking like my mother. I’m not overweight, but I am only 26, and shes 52.

I have been going to the gym with the bf for a year at least, it didn’t make much difference. I started doing The Bar Method (no drinking involved I swear) , and I love. I am actually sore the next day and I don’t have to schlep to gold’s gym of all places.

I highly recommend it and you can get a set of two dvds for like 30 bucks.

127 Hannah Katy March 11, 2010 at 10:48 pm

Have you ever heard of Physique 57? Its a legitimate god send… Kelly Ripa swears by it.. I do it three time s a week and it has put me in the best shape of my life. I love it.

Best,

Hannah Katy
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128 Sebastian March 12, 2010 at 9:45 am

God… exercise…

I used to be fit too! At university — 2 or 3 miles a day, lots of sex… but, man, I have hardly walked in the last 5 years.

I actually come close to passing out if I exert myself too much (like during sex). It’s pretty bad.

I need to do some more exercise. Good luck!
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129 ExMi March 15, 2010 at 6:52 am

i’m by no means a big girl either. but after having my Kid, i never fully shed all the weight I put on during my pregnancy.

Sooooo….made a trip to the dietician…have eating plan….made a trip to the drugstore…have fat burning pills…am eating right, popping pills, drinking water and exercising. even though i don’t wanna.

i really, really miss deep-fried. and i really, really miss cheese.
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130 wendy March 15, 2010 at 5:11 pm

good girl! i’m in the same boat right now… training and tracking the old calories. down 3.5 lbs in 2 weeks! :) just take it one day at a time – you can do it!
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131 Maxie March 17, 2010 at 12:15 am

As long as you’re doing this BEFORE vegas, more power to you. I accept no eating or drinking limitations when we’re there though. NONE.
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