Dear ladies in the OFFICE BUILDING gym locker room,
Tatas. Hoo-has. Heinies of all shapes and sizes.
We’ve all got ‘em, to be sure. I’ve seen a boob or ten in my day, and I in no way oppose nudity. I am no Charlotte York; a good skinny dip never hurt anybody. (Unless you can’t swim. Then why the hell were you skinny dipping, idjit??)
But. As Jerry Seinfeld explained to us, there is “good” naked… and there is “bad” naked.
Good naked?
Making pancakes for your significant other on a lazy Sunday afternoon in just that cute little apron. (Not ME, Mom. Like, in movies and stuff. Yeah…)
Bad naked?
Having a ten minute chat with a fellow employee- or God forbid, ME- with the poon just haaaangin out there, waving at me all the while.
(P.S.? If you can braid it, it’s TOO LONG.)
And then. Then when you finally wrap up said chat about your boss (gross) or your children (grosser) or your I-can’t-hear-you-because-I-just-stabbed-myself-in-the-eardrum-with-one-of-the-free-tampons-just-to-make-it-STOP, then…
You cavalierly saunter over to the sink, and begin to blow dry your hair…
With daddy long leg vadge and pancake boobs swinging proudly, for all to see.
*………..*
Look.
I am not a particularly modest woman.
I feed the cats in my birthday suit every morning as I get ready for work. I’ll pee in front of any woman I’ve known and adored for at least five minutes. I’ll happily discuss an interesting bowel movement- “It looked like prepubscent Jesus’ beard!”- with, well, anyone who’ll listen. (And preferably, chime in with a battle/glory story of their own.)
And so, dear ladies at my office gym, I say this to you. If I, of all people, find your utter lack of modesty offensive…
May the heavens above have mercy on your naked ass soul.
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I worked in a gym for the past 5 years and all the old people walk around naked – rumor has it that the old men would stand at the sink and shave, while letting their balls rest on the sink.
Deeeeeeeeee-lish.
Gross and Amen.
*bows head*
So old ladies are the same as old men in the locker room, huh.
Do they also put one leg up on the bench while they are talking to you, while you are trying to tie your shoes?
B once witnessed a dude SHAVING HIS BALLS in the sink at the gym.
Epic lose.
.-= Mike´s last blog ..Bye Granny =-.
Tell B i’m sorry, but it’s a public change room and i don’t care if he wanted to brush his teeth, I was at the sink first.
.-= Mike´s last blog ..Bye Granny =-.
All I can ever muster up to write to things like this is LMAO. Because that’s how I really feel.
Naked chicks are awkward. I’m sorry that happened to you lol
That makes two of us, my dear. Sigh.
.-= maddy´s last blog ..Feet Love (Around the World!) Week Deux =-.
Just stare at it with a gaping mouth while pointing.
They’ll stop talking AND being naked.
See, you all say this, but who would really have the balls to do it?
Oh. I probably should have made this particular argument to one of the LADIES…
.-= Ben´s last blog ..The Gay Trinity Balls: A Conceptual Framework =-.
Some woman at my gym stood in front of the whole locker room and dried her hair for 10 minutes the other day. NO NEED.
The jiggling. DEAR GOD, THE JIGGLING.
Point and laugh.
That is all.
Woman. These are not strangers. They are COWORKERS. I cannot shame them!
.-= Marie´s last blog ..Always Ask Why =-.
Yet another reason to avoid the gym. Lilu, you are such an enabler!
HA. I didn’t even think of it that way. I do it subconsciously!
.-= BigSis´s last blog ..A Day Late and Many Dollars Short – My Gratitude With Attitude =-.
Amen to that sista!!! I should link this post in my gym…luckily it isn’t an office gym, so the ladies and their ladies don’t feel the need to chat me up, but after a 20 minute run on the mill and 30 minutes of Tae Box, the last thing I need is one more reason to revisit what I had for lunch.
Yeah. I’ve been waiting to eat until AFTER the gym.
Just so, you know… it stays down.
“daddy long leg vadge”
SHUDDER.
You’re welcome.
.-= sarah´s last blog ..(almost) wordless wednesday =-.
I was changing out of my bra into my sports bra at the gym. And trust me, I have a system where I am so stealthy, the minimal amount of flesh is shown at any given time. But right as I’m doing this, for whatever reason, I just decided it would be wayy quicker to just swap one off and the other one since no one was really around, when this woman approached me and said: “they must’ve put the air conditioner on. it’s really cold” as she stared at my chest.
How does one even respond in that situation? I’ll tell you. You get the hell out of there.
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 10 boobs? You are such a prude.
Well, I’m not counting strippers, of course.
What?
.-= MJ´s last blog ..Pretty girls don’t get speeding tickets =-.
Oh. EW.
Yup.
.-= Curvy Jones´s last blog ..Guess you had to be there… =-.
Blech. Ick. Sick and puke.
All rolled into one.
.-= k8´s last blog ..Curiouser and Curiouser =-.
This makes me miss my gym. We didn’t really do naked, much to the disappointment of every man I talked to. They all have the dream that the women’s locker room is this magical place where women run around naked, brushing one another’s hair, soaping each other up in the shower. They were heartbroken that I had to bring reality into their fantasy.
“This makes me miss my gym.”
Soooooooooo not the reaction I was expecting.
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Chili Vegatron =-.
I try to spend as little time in the locker room as possible for this very reason. Egads.
In and out, in and out.
(Twss.)
I just don’t even get why they WANT to be naked. When I used to go to the gym, I was aaaall about changing in a damn stall or something, and I look pretty decent naked. I still don’t think everyone needs to see it. WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE TO GROSS ME OUT?!
I know. The towel is your best friend in being halfsies-naked, ladies. Or just be QUICK about it. I don’t need to see your vag breathe. That is all.
.-= Just A Girl´s last blog ..Rules for sex stories =-.
Ew. I can’t imagine seeing any of my co-workers nekkid in the gym locker room. Just wrong! And the daddy long leg vadge has got me rolling! Where do you come up w/ this stuff? I’m still calling it the whispering eye.
Teehee!
My very dark and disturbed mind. That YOU LOVE.
.-= Kellie´s last blog ..Tying it all together: Sex, Dress & MS =-.
Point and start laughing next time she does it…I bet she’ll stop.
I’d love to… but I work with her. See the problem?
oh gosh I was just reading a blog called SHE in China, this Swedish girl is living in China, and she was talking about going to the gym, and rather than using towels (that you have to pay to rent) everybody just stood under the hand dryers after their showers. EVERYBODY. hahahaha
How many times did it use the word “tickle”?
That is so much worse than peeing in the next stall as your bosses boss, and listening to each other pee. Yikes!
Grosser than PEE, yes…
.-= Kristina P.´s last blog ..Throwing in the Bowel =-.
locker room naked for more than 60 seconds is most decidedly BAD NAKED. eww.
Ooooo, TIME LIMIT! The perfect solution!
That’s the legit truth. Some chicks just need to cover up. And this is coming from a girl who has inspected a friend’s bikini wax job for quality.
I knew I liked you.
.-= bex´s last blog ..It’s that time again =-.
Why is it always the people you least want to see naked? Thankfully this does not happen often at my gym.
Color me jelly, my dear.
.-= Grace´s last blog ..Fashion don’t turned do? =-.
LOL I’ve never been one for gyms, and this year I decided I’d give it a go – totally had no idea how the whole showering-before-swimming thing worked, and could NOT for the life of me navigate where the heck the entrance to the actual pool was – so I had to walk through the Big Naked Lady area and ask. Totally gross. I haven’t been back since
Understandable. It’s a traumatization not everyone can get over.
.-= Emily Jane´s last blog ..Protected: My Real Self Portrait =-.
I’m so glad that the campus gym is filled with self-conscious co-eds. It’s lovely.
Oh, that sounds like heaven.
.-= Jean´s last blog ..Amanda’s Turning Point =-.
Good naked bad naked… who knew
Jerry Seinfeld. Duh. “No crouching!”
.-= Vodka Logic´s last blog ..Sunday Rerun-Fourteen =-.
OMG that is great! I used to belong to a “country club” used loosely, with my family and you should have seen the gross nakedness there! UGH… 350+ lb gray granny vag…. bleach please for my eyes…. ugh and the nakedness in the hot tub there… and um ladies if you can tuck your tits into your waistband they should never be free in public or private!!!
Wow, that is pretty gross.
.-= Katy Mary´s last blog ..Recipe: Tex Mex Chicken and Rice Casserole =-.
Awk.ward. Why do the old ones especially feel a need to do this? I mean, I’m happy for people being all comfortable with their bodies and shit, but flailing in the wind in your skivvies is for time you spend with yourself or someone who wants to fuck you. not the entire locker room, in other words.
.-= Vie´s last blog ..The Most Gen Y Thing I’ve Ever Done =-.
“Geez I’d love to stay and chat, and I hate to be rude! but I’ve gotta thing. Bye”
Just make loud comments about how you despise the gym and can’t wait to get out of there and evey second you are there you are forcing yourself to be there and whine whine whine, and everyone will gossip about what a bad attitude you have with the working out and leave you alone. Or, ya know, just start taking about your strict veganism. I dunno, works for me
.-= Alyxmyself´s last blog ..I have no pics of me. =-.
Public nakedness. My worst fear. I don’t know where to look – I mean I don’t want to offend anyone by obviously not looking at them like they repulse me (which they actually are doing) but neither do I particularly want that kind of image burnt on to my retinas.
It’s a minefield.
.-= The Girl´s last blog ..What happens at 5am… =-.
The gym, and nudity, should be anonymous. If I know your title and who you work for it starts to get awkward… especially when I have to deliver documents to you and remember that I’ve seen you COMPLETELY naked.
OMG hilarious! I get unbelievably uncomfortable with the nakedness going on in a gym’s locker room. But the fact that its also the OFFICE gym’s locker room? That weirds me out on all kinds of levels. Who does that?! Where do you look? Or, more importantly, how do you escape without having to ever see that?!
.-= StaceyParadise´s last blog ..Vegas Vegas Vegas (Also, I’m awkward.) =-.
Jerry would be proud of you. I think you just described “bad naked” from a female perspective perfectly.
I get it that people like to strip down in the change room but I never understood why it was necessary to blow dry your hair naked. Or why its necessary when doing this to put one foot up on a stool (I’ve seen that way more than I would like). WHY WHY WHY people. Thank god I don’t have a workplace Gym. I don’t think I could handle the knowledge that someone I work with has braid-able lady parts hair.
.-= Skinny Dip´s last blog ..You mean it really IS all Cuddling and no Sex? =-.
It’s situations like that when I completely make a fool. I can’t even concentrate on what those people are possible saying to me because I’m too busy listening to the screaming in my head. “DON’T STARE. YOU’RE ACTING UNNATURAL. YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE YOU’RE TRYING NOT TO STARE. LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES. NOT THAT INTENTLY, THAT’S JUST CREEPY.”
I’m really unsure to why anyone would stand naked for more then a min and have a convo. I can’t even hold a convo when I’m naked around LB.
Clothes are a God send.
AND LMFAO! I <3 them! Lucky!
.-= Nickie´s last blog ..The Weather Channel is Evil and 25 Things About Me. =-.
That is the reason I quit swimming in public pools. I think I will most definitely either dye my pubes when I come of age…or stay hair free and baby soft for the later years.
I really try all the time not to look at my surroundings after I finish showering in the gym. Some women really BARE ITALL. My eyesight can’t take it too!
.-= andhari´s last blog ..The 1st Rule Of The Fight Club is, You DO NOT Talk About Fight Club =-.
yikes!! i’m all about freedom of pubic hair, but you are totally right: if you can braid it, it is tooooo long! haha. i’m glad she is so comfortable with her body, BUT, just bc she is, doesn’t mean that everyone else is!
.-= texpat´s last blog ..poor kitty =-.
I guess some people just don’t know that if you can braid it there is a problem. Annnd let’s get real who doesn’t know that a turbo bush is no longer in, and hasn;t been for sometime now! Get with the times ladies. But thanks for the share Lilu!
What if you make it past the awkward cornrows kinda braid length and move right into one nice thing french braid. Then is it cool? About that whole waxing thing…
.-= Elly Lou´s last blog ..An Ode to Dr. Seuss (and Vodka) =-.
While I don’t understand the wanting to stroll around the locker room naked, and the idea of someone shaving their private bits in a public locker room horrifies me, I am in the odd minority of not really being bothered by extended nudity, even by people with less than ideal bodies. But I also have to say that I haven’t been exposed to extreme conditions. We don’t seem to have any crazy amount of nudity in my office gym.
.-= Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..Ghost of a hope =-.
THIS is why I don’t go to a gym, but submit myself to home-bound torture via Jillian Michaels (horrid bitch) workout DVDs. That way the only cooter I have to worry about is my own!
I would also like you to know that the disclosure of “if it’s long enough to braid, it’s too long” made me choke on a gummy worm.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. I’m glad you’ll pee in front of anyone you’ve adored for over 5 mins though cause otherwise we might have issues in VEGAS!!!!!
Sorry, I can’t say it without the caps and all the exclamation points.
.-= Mary´s last blog ..Texas, Our Texas =-.
Foul. That shit ain’t right.
But I’m totally going to pee in front of you next time I see you. I only pee in front of the ones I really like.
Ew. I think I just threw up a little bit after reading this. Yep. There’s chunks, alright. Oh my God! What is that in there? But I didn’t eat a shoe!
And there you have your new slogan it, Livitluvit.com- so gross it’ll make you vomit a shoe.
Ummmmm yes, there are some things in life that you should not have to witness. Bad naked is one of them. Ugh. Just threw up in my mouth a little over the thought of all of that!
.-= Ams´s last blog ..HUGE HATE =-.
I feel your pain. My guy friends seem to think the women’s locker room is a sexy mystery filled with tickle fights and experimentation. But wet marks left on wooden benches from ladies sitting splayed-legged and naked are. not. good.
.-= Raggedy Sarah´s last blog ..Life As A Human Article: It’s Not Stalking if Everyone’s Doing It =-.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I change in my car before I go to the gym to avoid this situation.
.-= carissajade´s last blog ..And in the end… it was the beginning =-.
it’s just so awkward to see things jiggle that need to be left to the imagination; or completely out of it in the first place.
.-= gingermandy´s last blog ..LOL’s and LMAO’s =-.
Do women also blow dry their pubes like old men do in locker rooms?
.-= Phil´s last blog ..Something great… =-.
*shudders*
I told my husband a while ago that he doesn’t have to worry about me cheating on him EVER because he already knows what I look like naked and I don’t want anyone else to ever know that. So yeah…no nakedness in the lockerroom for me.
.-= nikki´s last blog .."She scared me something terrible….." or Rabble Starkey =-.
What is it about locker rooms that encourages nudism?
.-= Dmbosstone´s last blog ..Oscar Watch: Sleepers, Busts, and Favorites =-.
Tips for Shamrockfest: Do NOT play flip cup at noon. Do NOT play flip cup at noon! (Unless your goal is to go home before the music even starts. Then go ahead and play at noon with fancy, delicious beer. It’ll help ensure you get in a really good nap on the metro. TRUST.)
Im loving the hairdrying image. YUCK. Put some panties on.
Meanwhile I call the dogs in the house naked. My neighbors must love me.
.-= April´s last blog ..Theme Week: Favorite Movie #3 – Empire Records =-.
amen sista! I change in the locker room everyday before and after yoga, but I’m certainly not going to strike up conversations and stand there naked for ten minutes!
.-= Michelle (bikramyogachick)´s last blog ..Day 61: Blessings =-.
I’ve written about this a few times. I do not GET IT. How can we be expected to carry on a conversation when there’s a giant beeve right in front of us?
.-= J´s last blog ..Tea and Lunacy =-.
You know, there was this woman at the SMU gym…hhhhmmm. Actually, I might save that for a TMI Thursday. Either that or the pneumonia is clouding my story telling ability.
.-= shine´s last blog ..On my way home yesterday… =-.
“May the heavens above have mercy on your naked ass soul.”
my tea is now quite acquainted with my nasal cavities. thank you.
I hope that I never, ever have to conjure up the mental image that the words “poon just hangin’ out there” again.
*visible shudder*
I’m afraid to ask, but…well…we’re sort of friend, right?
Was it just the unruliness of the thick thatch of unmanicured hair, or was it like batwings?
On second thought…perhaps you don’t need to answer that.
*heads off to vomit*
.-= MJenks´s last blog ..Snow Effin’ Way! =-.
gah! I would not want to see my co-workers naked! I don’t think I could continue to endure such a thing! You are a brave woman.
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..Facebook Awkwardness… =-.
Bowel movement: Albino poops. What makes that happen? I mean, in pets. PETS.
.-= Steam Me Up Kid´s last blog ..I have the camel toe of a much younger woman =-.
For some reason, this post made me think of this joke I got a while back:
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
‘I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!’
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: ‘I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.’
‘The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.’
‘And what about the third rose ?’ she asked.
‘That’s from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.’
.-= Kris´s last blog ..Politics aside…. =-.
AHHHHHH!!! This just broke my damn heart!! I was going to come to Shamrock next weekend when I made my surprise visit!!! Bahhhh!
Fuckin-A. I need to start looking at flights.
.-= Hannah´s last blog ..Give a lady a little (leg) room. =-.
Thanks for the mental image during my usually happy lunchtime. Did you mean that if the poon’s long enough to braid or the hair on the poon? Try hanging out in a men’s lockerroom for a day – not exactly cupcakes and gumdrops.
.-= O.G.´s last blog ..What Do You Want To Know Wednesday =-.
Couldn’t agree more. Amen.
i always wished i had a gym in my office…not so much anymore! seriously, can’t stop laughing.
.-= allison´s last blog ..Undomestic Goddess =-.
If your poon looks like someone carelessly tossed a dirty dish rag onto a clothesline, you need to keep that kind of shame hidden for eternity.
.-= Jay´s last blog ..I’m the Guy Who Has No OCD Friends for a Reason =-.
Sigh… one more thing that should require mandatory testing in order to obtain a license, like driving, or having kids or pets (I said SHOULD…. ). Gym behavior – do it right or banned for life.
.-= connie´s last blog ..Glamour Puss =-.
I go to the gym at the YMCA. So imagine everything you just said, but 60-80 year old women.
Friggin lovely.
.-= Amber from Girl with the Red Hair´s last blog ..Backpack or Suitcase? =-.
So I think I missed WHAT happened at the gym you were offended by? Cuz I’m sure it was funny, since it takes a lot to embarrass me (and you).. do tell.
.-= Jenny DB´s last blog ..fun with phototag. =-.
Precisely why I don’t work out
I love a good BM discussion. Too bad my co-worker doesn’t appreciate it as much.
Oh sweet jesus. Too many images in my head just happened. Bad images. Perhaps when we get to a ‘certain age’ we’ll be like them too. AAAHHH!
.-= Margarita´s last blog ..New Beginnings, Strangers & the Time We Watched a Hockey Game =-.
So you’ve seen The Congo?
.-= Summer´s last blog ..When Did Your Ship Roll In? =-.
2 things I will say.
1. I am ashamed that without clicking the link, I knew who Charlotte York is by name only (not ashamed to say she is my favorite of the 4 ladies from SATC).
2. As a female co-worker once noted when a bunch of us guys and her decided to hit a strip club during an out-of-town business trip. “Naked dudes are ugly, I want to see naked chicks. Their bodies are pretty.” BTW, she is heterosexual.
I’m not gonna lie. I AM a bit of a nudity prude. If I don’t know your name yet, then I don’t really know you well enough to meet your pikachu (Chelsea Handler’s word, not mine). This is why I work out at home. Blech.
.-= Robyn´s last blog ..Death warmed over. =-.
“May the heavens above have mercy on your naked ass soul.” Going to say that to my mom the next time she decides to walk around the house naked.
.-= Whitters´s last blog ..Day…10? =-.
You? The TMI Thursdays girl? Offended by nakedness? I think Hell just froze over…
.-= speakyourself´s last blog ..I’m not dead! =-.
i am shuddering at the thought of potentially seeing anyone i work with naked. no thank you at all!
.-= katelin´s last blog ..Weekendtini on the rocks. =-.
Bad naked: strange men masturbating in public. Worst kind of naked EVER.
That’s bad, there is kind of an unwritten rule time limit at my gym. Just don’t get a locker by the tv or you might get paranoid that people are waiting around for you to change.
.-= eric´s last blog ..Greece in the Frying Pan (Guai a Caldo di Grecia) =-.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud — often — as I read this post! I heartily concur with the distinction between good and bad naked. And, yes, if you, the creator of TMIT, was offended, that speaks volumes! xoxo
.-= City Girl´s last blog ..An odd Thanksgiving =-.
This makes me CRAZY. There are people in our gym like that too and I’m all “don’t they WANT to cover that up??” sheesh!
.-= spleeness´s last blog ..wordless Wednesday =-.
I couldn’t agree more. At least now that I have my own treadmill I only have to worry about my 2 dogs and cat judging my jiggly ass as it follows behind me on my runs.
oh, you bitch. I was totally going to get sloppy wasted at Shamrock Fest this year, but then the damn ticket prices went up. buncha pricks.
also, I’ve been consuming a copious amount of pistachios lately (when is this statement NOT true?) and they give me the besssst poops. for serious, you should give it a try. we’ll swap stories.
ok, first, when I loved on my own (and by that i mean with my bestie) for college, we walked into our laundry room to change the load to find one of our neighbors (like on the same floor) buck fucking naked in the laundry room!! WTF is that!!!
I don’t want to see your grape sack hanging down to your kness with your Bitch-Tits with grey hair coverd on them …and I’m pretty sure I saw (but am trying to repress) the fact that your finger was stuck in your bellybutton…not doubt trying to get the Lint Trap clean…
Stupid people shouldn’t breed; Fugly people should stay dressed. Common sense.
Danon
WTF Wednesdays @ http://www.insatiablehost.blogspot.com
.-= Danon´s last blog ..Dear Ann Landers, eat your heart out! =-.
So this post and some of the comments really make me vomity. Delightful one Lilu!
I’ve gone to the gym with my boss before. We jogged and swam together. Bathing suit time is as close to naked as I ever need to get with any of my coworkers. Bless you, child. Bless you.
Oh my gosh I HATE ladies who walk around naked in the locker room. Put on a towel or clothes to dry your hair woman!
.-= Kt´s last blog ..Letters =-.
K if people are able to walk around locker rooms naked, you have the right to make audio commentary ‘What Not To Wear’ style.
.-= Meghan´s last blog ..I’ve Moved! =-.
Seinfeld is right, there really IS a ‘good’ naked and a ‘bad’ naked. And apparently your office building gym people are doing it wrong.
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..My Favorite Blog Post(s) And My Favorite Photo(s) =-.
Lovely really – and on the St. Paddy’s day theme…
I’ll being this – http://www.halandmals.com/stpat/page2.html
.-= Patti´s last blog ..Still in love… =-.
I am new here.
HI.
Anyway, ohmygosh I know, right? I don’t consider myself to be particularly modest either, but when I’m in the faculty/staff locker room with my co-workers???? I don’t want to see the boobies flying! I actually just wrote last week about how a woman at work started talking to me in the locker room while I was putting on my coat, and as I was looking at her she just ripped her bra off and out they flew. After reading this post, I know it could have been much, much worse.
But the image is still etched in my brain. Ugh.
.-= Jen @ lifelove’n'wine´s last blog ..How They Find Me – Take 2 =-.
So true! I can’t handle bad naked. I am so modest when I go to the gym. I try to hide behind paper towels for god’s sake. I always thought I had no shame…but my gym locker room proves me wrong.
Also? If it needs to be blow dried, it’s too long.
I have witnessed said pube drying happening in the lockerroom at my gym. Icky poo!
.-= Simply T´s last blog ..Dear Readers… =-.
Who the hell still has vag coverings THAT long!? I can only imagine the gruesome image forever stained to your mind.
I definitely agree that there is a such thing as good and bad nakedness- this incident, clearly not good.
.-= Kayla´s last blog ..Scene Queens and Ass Hickies =-.
Hahaha….this reminds me of a guy I used to work with years ago. He would always tell me about how when he used the office gym, there was one guy from down the hall who was always in there at the same time. My friend would be sitting on the bench, and this guy would put his foot UP ON THE BENCH and stand there talking for 10 minutes with his junk at my friend’s eye level.
And if that isn’t bad enough, apparently this dude dried his pubic hair with a HAIR DRYER.
.-= BeckEye´s last blog ..American Idol 9: If You Can’t Rock The Mic, Rock A Onesie =-.
I’m naked 98% of the time I’m home… but I’m alone, so that’s ok, right?
Maybe it’s not. But on the upside, no one who knows me drops by without calling first.
.-= Stacie´s last blog ..WTF Wednesday: Reality Bites =-.
BWAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA If you can braid it it’s too long… LMFAO!!!!!
I died. DIED. HAHAHAHA!
.-= BigMamaCass´s last blog ..Ya know how some days you just aren’t feelin’ it? =-.
I AM Charlotte York. And all locker room nudity is bad naked.
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i’m done for the day.
.-= girltrueheart´s last blog ..Fuhgeddaboudit =-.
SO many questions about the Jesus-beard-poop.
Why is it hairy?
Are you getting just WAY too close with your cats?
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..The Handicapable Asshole =-.
hahahah i can so relate. i don’t understand what these people are thinking!
.-= Olivia Rae´s last blog ..caramel brownies with sea salt. =-.
I rarely wear clothes when at home. In fact, my boyfriend will frequently hear me whisper “I hate wearing pants” when we are anywhere that requires them. (Which unfortunately is most places.) Yet, when I was in France, I was the only one who covered up my girls. Flapjack titties were everywhere. My perky little ones we’re sheltered from the horrendous view. Yet my eyes could not look away. It was like a car accident. I pretended I was napping but in reality I was sneaking peeks out of my sunglass-covered eyes to bear witness to boobs located in the armpit. It’s a wonder I don’t miss France…
ROFL
This post makes me kind of happy that we don’t have a gym attached to our office. And that I don’t have to interact with anyone I don’t want to while working out. And, really, I’m not that modest, either.
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It’s amazing how clueless some people can be. Gah.
And really, there shouldn’t even be a “too long.” It should just be gone. On everyone. Nice and clean on every female out there. Gross otherwise. GROSS.
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Gross, just gross, and here I thought seeing shriveled manhood was disgusting.
Shamrock fest…it’s on…
HA! I so agree. I take a yoga class and there are always naked people everywhereeee. And I don’t want to be that immature girl who covers her eyes but um.. there are just some things that I don’t need a glimpse of. Great post.
Best,
Hannah Katy
Bahahahhaa, this makes me glad I hate working out and don’t go to the gym!
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THIS is why I’m glad I work the night shift.
gross gross gross gross gross
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holy crap – why do they talk to you naked?? I am not overly modest either – but there is totally a limit to how much popo you can see! and a co-worker to boot? How can you take them seriously ever again???
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