Thoughts and tidbits from my “draft ideas” folder that never quite made it into posts, but are rather entertaining all on their lonesome (says me):
1. (Inspired by Avatar): I really wish evolution hadn’t done away with our tails. How much fun would that be? What a great conversational starter in bars! The physical comedy possibilities alone are ENDLESS.
2. Every time someone farts in bed (not ME, of course, I would never), I think about the scene in Good Will Hunting where Robin Williams tells the story of the time his wife farted so loud she woke herself up and asked, “What was that??”
3. A delightful observation Foilwoman had over drinks a few weeks ago: twittering a conversation between two people- “Hey, I’ll be there in five minutes! Order me a beer!” “Okay, I’m to the left of the bar! I might order some chicken fingers!”- is the equivalent of talking really, really loudly on the metro. Whether it’s to a friend or (even more annoying) on the phone, we can alllllllllllll hear you. And, yanno… WE’D RATHER NOT.
4. Sometimes, I wish I was a more organized person. But I’ve decided that A) it’s part of my charm, and B) what the hell would y’all read about?
5. I quite often have visions of really odd things I would love to spring on people, just to see what they do. For instance, I have this recurring daydream where, during the groggy-ass morning bus commute when everyone looks like they want to kill themselves… I suddenly BLAST Lady’s Gaga’s “Just Dance” at top volume and boogie my heart out. How many people would join me in a gigantic, unprecedented dance party? (How many would call the police?)
6. I believe that dressing a man- (helping him with his cufflinks, straightening his tie)- is even hotter than undressing him… when you love him.
7. Speaking of undressing, I have a tendency to start to undress as I’m walking into the bathroom stall. You know, at work. This is absolutely going to get me in trouble one of these days… yet I do it anyway.
8. Whenever I leave a totally sappy, not-at-all-funny comment on someone’s blog, I’m always afraid Maxie will stumble on it and make fun of me. (Ed. note: Because I totally would do it to her, too.)
9. If someone took a movie of me watching a movie, it would probably be the greatest youtube video EVER. Even in the theater, my face is throughout a ridiculous overdramatized reaction to whatever’s happening on screen. I am also not allowed to have a wine glass in hand when “scary parts” come on. (“Scary parts” range from a slasher/babysitting movie to any time things get a little too tense in a Pixar flick.)
ZOMG watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. (Seeing as it’s Wednesday and all)… Would you rather have your partner cheat on you with a member of the same sex, or of the opposite? (This question brought to you by a friend far, far away that none of you know who caught her fiancé… well, um. NOT with a woman, but definitely cheating.)
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6. I believe that dressing a man, like helping him with his cufflinks, or straightening his tie, is even hotter than undressing him… when you love him.
Yes. Absolutely.
Also, I wish we had tails. Like, ALL THE TIME.
It would be such a great drink holder.
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i think if i HAD to choose, it’ll be with same sex. i think i’d feel that he screw both of us over by not being true to himself but it’s a force that would eventually win. if i inadvertently marry a gay guy, him leaving me for a dude would be inevitable and that’s what makes it a little more easy to cope with.
Inevitable, perhaps… hopefully sooner than later!
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If I had a tail…
*blissful daydreaming*
*swinging it about on dance floor*
*whipping the cat with it*
*tripping up the postman*
Ahhhhhh
It would be SO helpful in the kitchen, keeping the cats away while I made dinner! WHAP!
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5. lady gaga is always appropriate, ESPECIALLY early in the morning. rah rah, ah ah ah.
7. OH MY GOD, i totally do that too. there have been moments where if someone had walked in behind me, they would have gotten a free show…
This is what I’m saying. And it is NO BUENO.
*knock over Mr C’s whiskey*
*stroke it menacingly while in the queue at the bank*
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I would feel better if I caught him with a man. Hard, yes, but um…I dunno, doesn’t seem so personal.
Yeah. Plus, a decent story. You know… eventually.
Heh. I actually told my husband if he ever cheats on me it better be with another dude rather than a lady. Because then I’d feel like, OK he’s gay. He was born that way and there’s nothing I can do about it. But if he cheated on me with a lady? I’d feel like there’s something wrong with ME!
Shaddup about Pixar movies. I have a three year old boy, which means I’ve seen Pixar’s Cars approximately 1,268 times in the last year. I can quote that mother fucker.
Also, the layout on TKOG’s blog looks FABULOUS! Good job!
Thank you! Can I say I’m in love with it too??
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Opposite Sex.
If he were cheating on me with the same sex I would question so much more about our relationship.
I hear ya.
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I’m clumsy enough without a tail!
And, we had rules about my drinking in college – like no beer in a cup because I spilled so much on other people. My friends even bought me a sippy cup!
Oh, there was no glass allowed in my hands in college. Except at bars where the ‘tenders didn’t know me. YET.
Tails have been known to be excellent for balance…. ask any cat. Well, if you speak cat of course.
I’ve had that same dance-party-on-the-bus vision!!!
Except I used to get it all the time on the Metro ride home, after work, when the trains are packed and hot and smelly and people look even more ready to commit suicide. Oooh, what a good dance number could do to lift their spirits!
I think I’d actually have the balls to do it if you were by my side…
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I TOTALLY need some organizational skills.
P.S. Can you go ahead and order those chicken fingers now??
BBQ sauce, please.
Every single guy is going to say same sex – we work so hard for a threesome and she would be halfway there. Speaking of halfway there, I’m not going to be able to stand up for like 15 minutes now.
You were a boyscout, weren’t you?*
*See: “pitching a tent” reference.
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Regarding #1 – tails. Yeah! No kidding. Think of the accessorizing opportunities. Jewelry, scarves, etc. Plus it might be like having another arm. When shopping for purses, you could choose a shoulder bag OR a tail bag! Wow!
As for #10, there is something to be said for your partner cheating on your with someone of a different gender than you (i.e. the same gender as him). Because I could come out of that all “Well, CLEARLY I am the best most superior WOMAN on the planet, but if boyfriend wanted a dude, that’s all about him and says nothing about my own awesomeness.”
(I imagine it’s not quite so humorous when it occurs in real life, huh? Ugh.)
Probably not. But blogs can help lighten an otherwise shitty situation, no?
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That question brings up two others for me. First, how I would feel about being married to someone who is bisexual. This would bother me because he could be attracted to anyone. Night out with the boys? What does that mean? BUT if he were to leave me for someone else, I would much rather it be a man. I could probably get past that more easily and possibly even be friends with them. This is SUCH a double standard, but I think it’s based on the idea that if he were to choose to be with a woman, it would be me.
But to answer the original question. I think I’d prefer it was a woman based on the first issue I raised above. But that said – cheating when you are married is VERY different from cheating when your dating. Both are awful – but the element of vow breaking takes it to a whole new level. Don’t even get me started on the issue of staying with him for the sake of the children…
Sorry – I’m old. (Maybe this is a little flash forward to topics on Live it Love it in 15 years?)
I think I could totally eventually be friends with him too… depending on how long he waited to come out. Like, BEFORE we got married… ok. After, with 3 kids? NOT SO MUCH.
WHAT.
You mean nobody else has a tail?
Oh. Um. Nevermind.
You’re holding out on us!!
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6. I believe that dressing a man (helping him with his cufflinks, straightening his tie)- is even hotter than undressing him… when you love him.
totally, totally agree with this.
and if i had to choose — same sex. like someone else said, if i knew he was gay and born that way etc etc it would be much easier for me to handle than thinking i just couldn’t give him what he wanted out of a woman.
That seems to be the consensus overall… interesting.
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I prefer if my man cheated on me with another man. That way I wouldn’t feel like I have any control over his actions, because well he’d be gay.
Love this post, and I make faces at movies too. Erm um, but another kind of movie.
I sit there with my mouth wide open in awe, yes, really awe.
ME TOO. I always catch myself “catching flies.” So embarrassing.
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I would rather my wife cheat on me with another women. I have enough adequacy issues as it is…
PS We have a friend whose husband left her for another guy. After 10 years of marriage and 3 kids! She wrote a great book about it with a wonderful title, “My ex is having sex with Rex”!
Best. Title. EVER!!!!!!!!!!
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I completely agree about that particular twitter conversation. That’s what texting is for, no? But some Twitter conversations are just damn funny.
I guess “I’d rather not get cheated on” isn’t an option, eh? This is a tough one. I guess I’d rather find him cheating on me with another girl, because finding out that not only is he cheating on me, but he’s gay all in the same moment seems like a lot. But I do totally see how him being gay could mean that I don’t have to think there’s anything wrong with ME…aside from the distinct lack of penis.
Right. Aside from that.
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Wait.
Does the person she’s cheating with have a tail or not? Because that may change things.
Eh..who am I kidding. I’m watching either way.
Oh, great, now I’m picturing a threesome with TAILS involved. Which is basically beastiality. THANKS.
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If there’s no choice at all then I’d prefer he cheats with same sex. But knowing him that’d never ever happen.
Ha- yes, this is totally hypothetical!
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I would so dance with you to Lady Gaga and I love that you daydream about doing that stuff.
I need a man that wears cufflinks.
As for the cheating thing….damn. I think I’d have to say I’d rather he be gay, at least that way I’d know it wasn’t me. Because you know EVERYTHING is all about me, right?
Cufflinks are hot, man. SO VERY.
Oh, please, PLEASE bust out with song and dance on the bus. PLEASE.
I am not good at the would-you-rathers. I’m so bad with change. Wahh. Hold me.
There, there. We’ll make it through this… *strokes your hair*
Honestly, I’m not sure. I’ve caught him cheating on me once before (with a girl) and I let it go fairly quickly cause s*it happens right? But I’m not so sure I’d be okay with it if it would’ve been a guy. And now if it happened again regardless of gender I certainly would not accept it. *shrug* I guess I’m not okay either way.
I get to watch UP this weekend! Please say it’s good. Haha.
It is! It’s grea-
SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(You’ll totally get that after you see it.)
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I would totally dance with you.
Dressing a man? HAWT!!!
And if he was having sex with another guy, I’d be all like, “DUDE! I’ve wanted a threesome forever! Why didn’t you invite ME?” Because I’ve only ever done it once and it was totally hot and I want to try it again. Right?
If you were about to get married? You are a brave lady. But I knew that already. xo
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You had me at #4.
Great stuff.
Thank you! <3
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Defintiely would rather have it be with the same sex…not just for the hotness of it (assuming they’re both lipstick lesbians of course) but because it’ s more justifiable.
Yeah there’s always the “was I that bad that I turned her lesbian?” thought. But generally I like to think she was born lesbian and there’s nothing I could do about it so it would be a little less difficult to accept.
Yeah, I think this one’s a little bit easier for the straight dudes to answer.
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(10) Definitely opposite sex — I would feel he is been cheating and lying to me all time we where together and at a much deeper level than just sex otherwise.
Agreed. It’s one thing if it’s a new relationship, but after a couple YEARS? That’s hard, man.
PS: in either case, he is getting hi sorry ass dumped.
HA! I love you.
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I’d rather he cheat with woman. Though a man wouldn’t be SO bad only as long as he was the pitcher not the catcher.
Dying. Laughing.
DYING.
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I undress as a I walk to the bathroom too. Sometimes I realize afterward that I never bothered to check if anyone was around. I also hate having roommates now because I can’t just leave the door open.
Catching my bf with a man….that would be extremely difficult for me because my reaction would be “I’ve been with someone that has been lying to me for the last two years.” I couldn’t handle that. At least with a woman I could kick him in the ribs tell him I never want to see him again, cry my eyes out for a couple weeks and then move on.
Are you sure it’d be in the RIBS?
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I’m not so sure about the tail thingy. To me it sounds like one more thing to feel inadequate about. …um, for some people, not me. As for the cheating question, I would prefer it that she did it with another dude. I can handle one big shock, but two would be extreme! Thanks for the Lady Gaga vid…got the morning off to a good start!
It’s never to early to JUST DANCE!!! *spirit fingers*
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I’d rather he cheat with a woman so I could chalk it up to a) nostalgia, b) just getting confused.
Plus, you know you’d get the dogs in the break up. We fight about who would get the cats all the time.*
*Not kidding. I know, it’s sad.
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Speaking of Lady Gaga… I bought this deodorant over the weekend. Just because it had glitter and “Just Dance” on the packaging.
And, yes, I do shake my booty when I put it on every morning.
ZOMG. I am now officially on a QUEST to find some of my very own.
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I love that you undress while on your way to the loo (yes, I just said that) because um, I sometimes do too. I do it the most at home, but sometimes I forget where I am.
Oh, I DEFINITELY always do it at home. Bad habit FTW.
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I agree, helping a man with a tie has something sexy about it.
Just to let you know, I’d join in your dance party! And you can leave sappy comments on my blog (it’s a safe place).
And I’d rather get cheated on with a guy. Cause then I wouldn’t have to worry its cause the girl is prettier(of course some guys could be prettier but I choose not to recognize this).
Great post. High tail five!
Oh, so true re: prettier men. Let’s just not even go there. *frantically checks hair*
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whats up chica!
so in response your your random thoughts,
1. I too agree that tails would rock, not only would it make flare bartending way cool, we could then triple fist (hold 3 drinks) at once; we would always have something to play with even when our hair is short or falls out; the accessories would be great too; however, did you ever watch the kid show ZoobaleeZoo? that shit is fucked up and if I had a tail, I would want it to be diamond accented or something really cool!
2. dressing a man is literally my favorite thing…my grandpa taught me how to tie a tie, and it has stayed with me. i think its one part mothering, one part feeling like we are helping and one part HOLY FUCK HE LOOKS HOT IN A SUIT and ya..totally because i love him.
3. i am totally not in order at all..sorry…but UP – my FAV part is when the kid comes to the door the first time…gah! it’s great.
4. if you stare at movies with your mouth gapped open, am i correct in thinking that you do this while watching porn? not that bestiality shit you were talkin of earlier; however, really that happens to you too!!! I thought i was so alone in this world.
5. if you bust out in dance anywhere, you should you tube it and make millions just like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtcPUTagm2A
6. farting – i totally think of that scene to and then break out in a broadway performace of Sky Rockets in Flight!
7. i am getting lost but this will be my last one – the cheating thing…
i really dont know how to answer. being a married woman tells me that if he cheated no matter with who, i was inadequate; however that is just me being a woman. if he did regardless i couldn`t ever forgive him. cheating is kissing, having one of those eye catching moments where you think about what could happen next…anything…if he would rather suck dick than me having to, then good for him, i just wish he would of told me so i didn`t have to do it so much. if he did it with a chick, then i hope his pecker falls off inside of her.
xoxoxox you my friend are super amazing! please come to canada!
danon
No, not during porn! You have to look all sexy and pouty-mouthed while watching porn. Everyone knows that.
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I would accessorize my tail.
BEDAZZLE! What what!
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babysitting parts in movies are so the scariest. ::shudders::
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I would forgive my man if he cheats with another man. Maybe he was curious or something. But I’d feel like I deserve an award of some sort.
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Ha ha ha, I think of that line in “Good Will Hunting” too! Perfect! Um, yeah, definitely been guilty of undressing before I read the safe privacy of the bathroom too. Whoops!
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I would assume every man would prefer his woman cheat w/ another woman than another man, if given the choice.
Also, I’ve noticed women are much more forgiving of men when they cheat than men are with women who cheat – I would add to that, a woman has a much better chance of being taken back/”forgiven” if she were with another woman.
So, women, if you can make your cheating “kind of hot” – we probably won’t mind so much.
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#6 – I totally agree. I kind of love tying his tie.
#7 – Um, I do this, too. Is it wrong?
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#7 – moi aussi! I undo belt/pants button before stall entry, and often like to do up after stall exit as well. Makes me feel more at home. Well, at least it will until I get caught.
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I totally, totally agree with 4, 5 and 6. Although in reference to 5, I wonder if this would piss people off MORE… not me, if I did take the bus, this would crack me up for weeks to come. But it would definitely be hilarious either way.
And sidenote… I just figured out how to take buttons, and I can’t take yours. WTF??
If anyone took a video of me reading emails and blogs it’d be pretty awesome too. Mouth open, gasping, and replying out loud EVERY time
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NOTHING sexier than getting a man dressed–especially well dressed.
And speaking of said man, I would rather he cheat with the same sex. I somehow feel less dejected that way. Obviously that wasn’t something I could give him.
Happy Wednesday!
Ditto on #6. And for #10, doesn’t matter. He get’s his ass dumped either way.
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Regardless of where we are in the relationship, I’d rather have him cheat with another guy. At least then I can convince myself that there was nothing I could have done to compete with that.
The bizarre thing is, my exes have a tendency to hook up with women who are very similar to me (looks-wise) but even less pretty (this may be vanity/ego talking) and know, please, that I do NOT consider myself a beauty by any stretch of the imagination.
If they cheat with a woman, you forever ask yourself “what was wrong with me” and “what’s she got that I don’t”. If they cheat with a guy, the answer is built in… (no matter what the REAL reason, “a penis” is what you will fall back on…TWSS)
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re: #5 I ADORE those types of things, which is why i always tune into hidden camera shows. i love watching people get fucked with and what their reactions would be
re: #10 men cheating on gf’s/wives with other men is surprisingly common, due to my personal anecdotal evidence. i know TWO guys who have done this (in both cases it started out as just spooning, but spooning leads to forking!)
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Five years in I am no longer freaking out about cheating. I went thru a bad patch when she was depressed where I thought it was ineveitable, because I knew she needed to feel better so damn bad. So I played out all my worst fears/scenarios, and now? shit, we talk about it.
Upshot is if she got with a man, I would think, she needed a man. If it was another woman, I’d think, it was the only way for her to jumpstart herself.
But stay together? prolly not. because people, random sex when you are single is just random sex. Having needs you don’t think your partner can meet and expressing that by having an affair? rather than some other alternative like BREAKING UP AND LETTING GO? nu-uh. sorry. to damn old to deal.
Also, I will dance with you. if it ever comes up. (twss)
It’s been known to happen, and I don’t mean after drinking
I totally start undoing my pants as I’m walking into the stall too. I too think that it will put me in an awkward situation one of these days.
I’ll let you know how it plays out.
I would LOVE to see your face during exciting movie scenes. Sometimes I turn around in my seat in the theater just to watch people watch the movie. Last night, watching Lost recap, John fell out of his wheelchair and I screamed “Oh NO!!” and then the sprinklers turned on and got him wet and I yelled “OH GOD!! NO!!” because a paraplegic in the sprinklers was just too much for my sensitive heart to bear.
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Ever since I’ve become pregnant I am a fart machine. It’s a tad ridiculous. Lucky for me (and everyone around me) they seem to be odorless. Phew.
Also, if I caught Wade cheating on me w/ a man I would flip the eff out. I think I would much rather catch him w/ a woman. At least then I’d know he was attracted to me and not lying throughout the entire thing! Yikes!
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I often think of that same Good Will Hunting scene.
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Every time I see that part in Good Will Hunting, I can’t help but laugh until I almost cry.
As for whether or not I’d rather find my husband cheating with a man or a woman…I’d honestly have to say a man. At least that way I wouldn’t have to waste my time wondering why I wasn’t woman enough for him. I was WOMAN enough for him, for sure, it was just that whole “lack of a penis” thing that he couldn’t get over. I’m pretty sure I could come to terms with that…eventually
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I would totally be up and dancing if you Gagakrieged the commute. I mean, duh. Sometimes I’m able to talk my friends into making the train a bit more flamboyant with an impromptu metro dance party, but so far we’ve never gotten a stranger to join in. This might have something to do with the fact that my dance moves look like the virus-ridden death spazzes of an overgrown android.
As for the WYR, I’d definitely prefer him to be hooking up with another woman. I can’t date another guy who comes out mid-relationship. Just can’t go through it again.
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haha i am a pre-stall undresser as well. and a post-stall redresser, although i do always have the pants back in place by the time i exit
sometimes not the belt, though. or the button. or the fly. i’m sure the other ladies in my office love it.
uggghhhh i’m tempted to say i’d rather he cheat w/the same sex for the same reasons – then it wouldn’t be ME, at least, it would be all on him. plus, having had a guy cheat on me w/another woman? trust me, you feel like everything you had was a lie in that situation, too. at least this way i could be devastated but know he didn’t love any other WOMEN as much as he loved me
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…I thought it would be cool to have a tail, but I would probably just shut it in the car door all the time, like I do with my hair.
I’ve gone back and forth on the whole “cheating with someone of the same sex, is that really cheating” thing. I think I should be allowed to make out with a girl if I want to. If my theoretical boyfriend wants someone to do him up the butt, thats cool… saves me from having to wash my dildo again… Too much? Too much.
Hmmm….The tails really could be funny…and yes, helping the man you love with ties or cufflinks is super HOT, and OMG I have woke myself up snoring before so can relate to the fart story….and the last question. Ugh. I guess opposite sex. I wouldn’t want to think I drove the poor guy to change his sexual tendencies!
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Ahem, I am guilty of starting to undress as I am walking into the bathroom stall (at work!) as well…. mostly due to the fact that I hate how often I have to run to the restroom and that I hold out as long as I can. So by the time I get there, I really have to go!
Whenever I’m watching a movie with someone I constantly peek at their face to see if I can gauge whether they are enjoying the movie based on their expression.
If I had to choose whether I’d rather catch my boyfriend with another girl or with a guy…I would have to say guy. I wouldn’t take it so personally.
one of my lovers once asked if i would do a threesome w/him and another guy BUT JUST WATCH. yeah. that’s not a threesome. that’s you being gay with an audience. it wouldn’t have been cheating since he asked and all, but it was still strange.
did have a guy cheat on me with another girl. that was a big self esteem killer. so. neither one really. been there, done that, and all i got was this spiffy divorce certificate.
also, here’s my opinion on disney movies. stupid disney: http://sherryrosemiller.blogspot.com/2010/02/ok-kids.html
Hetero cheating. Definitely. Because I could (possibly) get over an indiscretion. But if I thought that my man liked other dudes? The fear that he might only like dudes would eventually drive me bonkers.
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Same sex, only cos then I’d know there was no way I could have won that competition
Re: 5 – That’d be awesome. I wonder if anyone would think it’s a flashmob and start dancing with you and/or taping you with a cell phone. Either way, another good YouTube vid to go with #9 on a dedicated channel. Hah!
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Number Three annoys the shit outta me.
(Perhaps you should have made that “Number Two”???)
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In response to 7– that’s why you don’t hold it that long!
Haha, couldn’t resist. First thought that came to mind when I read that. I like the list personally! I could totally see you doing number 5 though… you should try one day!
I’d rather my guy (if I ever have one) cheat on me with someone of their own gender. It wouldn’t hurt at much if we split. We could just say there were artistic differences if we don’t want to work it out! Simple!
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#4 – I definitely think this about myself on a daily basis.
Also, if you blared some Lady Gaga on the bus in the morning, I wouldn’t exactly call the police, but I’d definitely stare at you while muttering obscenities because I’m a total asshole in the morning. Try it anytime after noon and I’d definitely join in the par-tay.
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I’d only still want the tail if I could connect it to shit. And feel pleasure. Maybe it’s a penis I want…not a tail.
I’d rather it be with the same sex. Maybe he was just a little curious…put the tip in to see what it felt like. I get it.
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UP was not your fault. That movie is brilliant but an emotional pile of quicksand.
And, honestly, it wouldn’t matter if it was a dude or lady. Because if your lady is with another lady, the whole “yay for three!” thing is totally never happening. If there was ever any chance, she probably would’ve invited the dude along, rather than lie and pretend it wasn’t happening. She wanted the girl to herself.
You should do the boogie during your commute if only for the blog material!
And I do the undressing too… Not so much when I’m wearing a skirt, but if I have pants on, they’re usually unzipped by the time I reach the stall. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
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Opposite sex, because then it’d be like, “there’s nothing wrong with ME, he’s just a big ol’ homo! HE CAN BE MY GAY BEST FRIEND!”
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Of course, I don’t want my husband to cheat but if only can answer with a male or female to your question then I guess….hmm, gosh see it is the cheating that is a killer and honestly I don’t give a shit if it male, female or a pig, well wait no if it was an animal yeah, I just might shoot his ass because that would be sad, I mean really an animal over me??? Ok I have totally digressed, see I have serious issues about cheating which I have my post all setup for it tomorrow which is odd you had that question, anyways, I guess if I absolutely must pick I guess I would prefer a woman. Gee, that was hard, I have serious issues with cheating,serious issuses!
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I would totally participate in a Lady Gaga dance party.
Doesn’t matter. M would be equally dead either way.
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#5 is a do it kind of thing what have you got to lose.
OK, totally with you on #6. There is something so sensual about getting a dude dressed and buttoned up. Maybe it’s because you’re all up in his grill and touching areas of his bod that are generally overlooked and…GAH, MUST STOP. Too. Much. Good.
And I also do #7. Nothing like pulling up your shirt and exposing your unzipped pants while running smack into a co-worker. Nice.
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I would choose someone of the opposite sex totally. Both scenarios would be deceitful which would totally suck but the gay scenario would be doubly deceitful cause there was that “side” he kept from me/himself/us. So not only would I not know he was a slutty cheating pig, I also wouldn’t know that he liked sauasges! The horror! Though really, I would obviously be devestated, but if my partner was caught cheating I’d just move on, obviously not meant to be, man or woman, and I’d go find me some other tasty sausage!
i can never have a drink or food nearby when i watch a scary movie, it’s just too dangerous to the people and objects around me, i jump way too easily.
and as for the cheating, definitely the opposite sex because i feel like if i got my guy with another guy it’d be an even bigger blow to the ego, haha.
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For the sake of my own reassurance, I would hope he’d been cheating on a me with another girl. Finding him with another man opens up so many other doors (haha a pun) that I wouldn’t wanted to venture through….
Eee TAILS! Who thought we didn’t need them? Good for smacking random cunt-nuggets in the back of the head with when they are all staring you down or checking out your man.
*goes to make fake tail*
5. I would most definitely be one of the people that would jump up and start dancing away to Lady Gaga anytime of the day!
9. I too am way over dramatic in movies. My eyes get big when it’s serious or surprising, I laugh too loudly and embarrass everyone around me and I tend to be a popcorn thrower and have been known to jump completely out of the chair if provoked.
# 7 – I do this far too often! but it’s literally like a reflex, whenver I walk into the bathroom, I’m just ready to undress and do my business.
in regards to your WYR, I’d be less upset with someone of the same sex. no real good reason as to why I chose that one because both options suck.
I’m totally a from-afar-pants-unbuttoner too. Hey, it saves time when you actually get in to the john.
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OMG, I totally agree with #1! I mean seriously, how awesome would it to have a tail!? Imagine all the wonderful possibilities…
If you do #5, make sure I’m there because we could make it a Step Up 2 type deal and freak a few people out. LOL
As for #10, I would say same sex because then it’s something that wasn’t my fault-If it was another woman, I would blame myself and what I did to drive him away. BUT if it was another man, I know it’s nothing I did
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Actually, I’ve dreamt of having a tail all my life! I was so jealous of the animals when I was little XD I want a troll tail, with a big mop of hair at the tip… *dreams*
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For the longest time my little kid thought she had a tail. Because we told her she did.
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I’m going to plead the fifth on the question, but I will tell you this… I think about that scene in Good Will Hunting all. the. time. Did you know Robin Williams just came up with it and that’s why Matt Damon is laughing so hard? I love it.
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ZOMG, I would LOVE for you to ACTUALLY do number 5! And capture it on video for us loyal readers to see!
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Even better, when we leave lame comments on peoples blogs we SEND THEM to each other to prevent getting made fun of first.
We are the best.
I get to see you on sunday!!!
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I wish I had a tail
And I’d dance on the bus with you too.
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Love how you saved these for all at once post. I have a lot of these in drafts…where I only have the one thought or punchline.
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#6 made me sigh.
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Hehe, I love these– and completely empathize with #9. The wall in the basement is tie-dyed with wine from the time I drank while watching Lost. Now it’s purely sip and IMMEDIATELY put down the glass. Whew. That was close.
Just found your blog, and seeing as A- you’re from DC (me too); B- You went to college in NC (me too); and C- your blog is AWESOME, I’m now one of your “hookers” helping you towards that 1,000. I’ve never been someone’s hooker before! Whoopee!
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i’m the same way about movies. for sure. i think it’s the dramatic in our personalities.
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