Last week, I glanced at my wordpress dashboard and something caught my eye.
Posts: 493
Wait. What? That must be counting, like, 100 drafts, right??
Nope. It is true, my friends. Today marks the day I have poisoned the interwebs with my drivel Five. Hundred. Times.
After I got over the initial shock, it dawned on me that something clearly must to be done in order to celebrate this ridiculous and entirely self-asborbed milestone.
A BLOG ROAST!!!!!!!!!!
After all, I spend so much time on here making fun of MYSELF… let’s give you all a chance for once, eh?
So a few of my closest friends and bloggy cohorts have given us these Roasty Tidbits so we can have a big old laugh at all things LiLu.
Thank you so much, each and every one of you who wrote something below, all of you who comment around these parts, every last one of you who reads. This place has become one of my favorites in the world, and it’s truly all because of YOU.
Here’s to another (God help us) 500…
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Roast! Roast! Roast!
Let’s All Make Fun of LiLu!
(If only we had Christopher Walken to MC.)
Let’s kick it off…
brad:
“Things I know you know I know you know (aka FACTS):
I don’t like cats, but I’m cool with Axe Murderer and Murray. So, obviously, they’re not actually cats. And I’d appreciate it if you and B stopped with the lies and just admitted that you found a pair of growth-stunted dogs that are fluent in purring.
Don’t worry: you will never be a cat lady. But if I’m reading the Washington Post 10 years from now and see that you and B are basically the Angelina and Brad of growth-stunted-dogs-pawned-off-as-cats, traveling country to country, adopting animals with identity crises, let’s just say I won’t be surprised.
You dance like Forrest Gump with the leg braces on.
I don’t like food that has been seasoned with poop. But even though I ate at the housewarming when you fought the beast and were elbow deep in your toilet’s exit hole before you made the food, I never once thought about not going back. So either I’m a broken, broken man, or you are worth risking some surprise fiber in the chili.
Congratulations.”
Lexa:
“Lilu once made me go see Year One…where they eat feces. That is all.”
cavy:
“From bathroom humor, crazy boy stories, and a love of both alcohol and karaoke (preferably in combination with each other), I can honestly say that you are one of the most unique people I’ve ever encountered. And by unique, I mean very similar to me.
In honor of your 500th, I’m placing this fantasy in your hands. Use it well.”
“In our year of friendship, Lilu has given me a lot. A vibrator. A virtual, and then real, shoulder to cry on. A badass new website. Hours of inappropriate laughter. So, I love her…but I’m going to have to expose her. You guys think she’s all funny funny cat lady with the cute boyfriend, but before that? Lilu was a FASHION blogger. (The crowd shudders) Yes, people. Go back to the archives. I dare you. Almost every post ended with some shoe porn. So I’m here to say, bring back the mother effing shoes, hooker.”
Moog:
“LiLu and B – so in love you always want to tell them to “GET A ROOM.” Then you realize that they actually DO have a room but it’s full of stupid fucking cats.
LiLu is like the blogger I aspire to be: funny, friendly, and has a vagina. I love vaginas. SO jealous. But then, if I had one, I wouldn’t have time to blog. You know, with all the masturbating and sticking vegetables in it and stuff.
LiLu has been like the sister I never had. I guess that makes B the brother I never had. Which makes me picturing them having sex like some weird Kentucky home movie. Especially with me in the middle. FYI, B is packing and doesn’t like to lube up when he goes backdoor. I wish I never had a brother.”
“Congratulations to the only chick I know who works to make you feel comfortable while she shares details about blow jobs. Shine on you crazy diamond. Love ya!”
“She loves hard – especially her man – and lives life to the fullest – especially in bed.
You give her specific instructions for how to make and drink a certain type of extremely strong alcohol. But since she’s already had too much firefly, she’s downed the entire beverage in mid-explanation.
LiLu, my dear, you are a wonderful and unique individual. Let’s keep it that way shall we?”
“Thank god the 20sb Award LiLu won for “blogger I’d most like to get a drink with” was phrased in the singular form. The girl can’t stay up past 10:00 to save her life, let alone to have 2.”
Narm:
“LiLu is to blogging what beastiality is to internet porn. She is funny and shocking but I also have to delete my history before Mom finds out.
500 posts – and at least four of them didn’t have a TWSS joke! It’s like they just come naturally (TWSS).
Thanks to the “TMI Thursday” series it is quicker to just ask bloggers where they HAVEN’T shit themselves. It has turned the internet into one big menstruation play-by-play. Are you there, God, it’s me, THE ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET.
Congrats on 500 posts!”
“Once upon a time, a broken hearted woman wrote a message, slipped it into a bottle, and set it gently upon the water. Giving voice to her grief made her feel better, and so she continued writing, setting the words free.
Day after day, she watched the bottles drift away, destination unknown.
One day, she woke up and was amazed to find a bottle washed up on shore. She nervously unrolled the message, and read the words:
“I hear you. You are stronger and braver than you know, and I hear you.”
Words can make us laugh, sometimes so hard that we think we will burst. Words can make us cry, for our own sorrows and those of others we have never met.
Words bring people together who would otherwise never meet, for reasons of geography or age or any other divisive reason.
It’s been an honour to be a part of your life, your home, and most of all, to be part of the incredible community that you have created. Your creativity and humour brings people together, and that is a rare gift indeed.”
Jenn:
“When I first met LiLu at #pbtuna back in October, I was all nervous and intimidated and scared and “what if she hates me?!” I mean, come on people. The girl writes about poop at least once a week. What if I was too white bread because I kept my bowel movements to myself? Can you really blame someone for that sort of discretion?
Well kids, I’m going to let you in on a little top secret state secret. That girl who writes about farts and named her cat Axe Murderer? SHE’S A TOTAL SOFTIE.
That’s right. Total softie. Have you read her archives from when she first met B? (*cough* I’m a stalker *cough*). She’s quite lovable, this one.
Unless you’re a freak in a bar who won’t stop talking to her or her friends, in which case you should brace yourself because all that shit she keeps talking about? It’s coming straight for your face.”
“four words: penis shaped ice luge. i love you girl, and congrats on making it to 500! being the blog rockstar that you are, you’ll be hitting 1,000 before we know it. xoxo”
“One of the most incredible things about Lilu is how hard she works to make sure she individually welcomes every single person to the internet. Girlfriend’s such a comment whore she has to wear latex gloves when she types. Who among us hasn’t wondered how she has the friggin’ time to be a patron saint of and treasured friend to bloggers everywhere?
Pro tip: she saves time by forcing B to generate half of her posts. Can’t you just see him, locked in the bathroom, one cat duct-taped to each arm while Lilu force feeds him tequila and laxatives. “Come on, baby, next Thursday’s post won’t write itself. Give me two more cat jokes and one poop story, then we can negotiate your couch privileges…”
Completely worth it, Lilu (and hang in there, B — keep saying shiz, lest she feed you to Axie!). We love your blog, dude, and we love you.”
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***This idea inspired by my dear friend Katherine’s genius post a year ago- thanks for letting my blatantly steal it. XOXO***
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You’re such a champion. Again, congrats!
You ahr! Thank you, my dear.
What a great idea! I’m so stealing it when the time comes.
Congrats on your blogaversary!
Haha, do it up! Thanks love.
Ahahah congrats to you girl! I hope to read 500 more.
Me too!
500 posts. Just thinking about that makes me tired. I just wanted to let me know that you had me at the TMI Thursday post about when you sharted yourself walking home from the bar then stuck your hand down your pants and brought your hand up covered in shart. You’re awesome, keep going, never stop.
That was truly epic. In the grossest way possible.
Thanks, dear.
Mike´s last blog ..Five Things I Use Regularly.
Blog posting whore! That’s why i love you of course
massi congratulations innit
Awww. Thank you!
You’ve even made me break my non-commenting this week to stop by and say congrats lovely lady on the 500!!! BIG smooches! (The slobbery type.)
You know I how I like ‘em.
Marie´s last blog ..Obstacles and Frustrations
DAMN IT! I had that e-mail flagged all week and have been too buried to dig it out!
I don’t think this is really a “roast”, per se, but…
I blog crushed so damn, damn hard on you for like, um, 1.5 years before you finally brought your sorry ass up to Boston. And then, even though you were sweet and kind of quieter than I thought you would be (clearly, it was early in the evening), I was so wholly freaked out by my first “meet bloggers in real life experience” that I can’t remember exchanging much more than a few sentences or two with you. Oh, remember staring at you and B feeling as though I was meeting and hobnobbing with celebrities. True story.
Your humor, wit, kindness, open arms (virtual and otherwise), observations, sensitivity, and attention to every last blogger who passes through these pages is absolutely incredible. You are one for the ages, lady. And you’re only, what, 26? Shit. Watch out, blogosphere.
Thank you for being such a friend.
End “roast”—and happy Friday.
Hahaha, awww. Thanks so much love. I can’t wait to meet you for REAL next time! NYC in June??? YES PLEASE.
Hannah´s last blog ..I just want to splash through puddles all day long.
Congrats on 500! You really are a big softie. A big softie that talks about poop. Don’t change a thing! Here’s to the next 500!
A big softie… poop… please don’t make me make that joke.
500! Wow – big congrats for that.
Here’s to 500 more (raises a Martini in your honour and drinks in very quickly)!
Haha, that’s the spirit! Thanks so much!
Congrats on the 500! And it’s worth noting again: You’re awesome.
I try.
Wait, no I don’t. (That’s awesome-er, right?)
Berto´s last blog ..Weathered by The Winter of Mixed Drinks
You have been putting up with my crazy and drama for the past year…and can I just say that I love you for it?
As you should.
HA. I kid, I kid. xo
PQ´s last blog ..Adding Spice to the Mix
LiLu..how you keep amazing us! Time and time again you continue to shove booze down our throats, allow us to combust in fits of laughter and don’t judge when we pee ourselves. You’re likely the Mother Theresa of blogging – literally, or maybe her altar ego because she couldn’t drink, have sex, masturbate, have a man whore…so ok, Mother Theresa has a split personality…regardless, you really do inspire me and i livitluvit your fucking blog. If ever a day comes where I can actually meet you face to face, I swear to God I may just have to vow that as one of the best days of my life. You. Are. Amazing.
If I may also say that Shoebox Dweller….what you wrote is likely the best tribute I have seen and heard. It is so very beautiful…
All the best LILU and may you continue to impress us with your adventures.
Danon
Thank you darling! That Shoebox, she will make a girl tear up at work… NOT COOL.
Danon´s last blog ..Dear Ann Landers, eat your heart out!
oh wow, that last one did me in! …still laughing. my coworker thinks i’m on crack… congrats girl. you are all sorts of amazing
I have great friends, don’t I? Including you. I am a lucky, lucky gal. xo
RachelSmiles´s last blog ..merchandising at it’s best
I will toast to this tonight! Which should make for a good story as I run through dark overcrowded bars screaming, “To LiLu! To LiLu! Who hit 500 today!”
Congrats.
And I will magically hear it, wherever I am. Trust.
Thanks dear!
Courtney´s last blog ..Do we have a problem?
Wow, you really ARE a blog rockstar! I am so glad I pole-vaulted out of my comfort zone to come to #pbandtuna to celebrate one of the best…can’t wait to lick your face in Vegas!
VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS!!!!! I can’t wait!
Mary´s last blog ..Go to Hell, Universe
Congrats! Heres to 500 and many more more posts, I hope. =)
Thank you love!
Nickie´s last blog ..Unsent Letters
Uhhh, I think I misunderstood the assignment. I added too much SHMOOP, and not enough POOP.
I think it’s juuuust right.
A´s last blog ..On John Mayer, being a woman and other assorted oddities
Holy cow, 500 posts! Congrats!
Thank you for inspiring the rest of us to tell our own ridiculous stories by being so cavalier about yours, and for keeping us entertained!
Aw. Thank YOU, dear, for your kind words! Much appreciated.
Adam L.´s last blog ..Proof That No Problem Has One Solution
woo hoo! Congratulations! *hugs*
A big bear hug right back, my dear. See you Sunday!
Grace´s last blog ..Food Friday: Banana Cream Bread
COngrats on the 500!
and this roast was good but I was hoping for some drama!!!
Drama? I’m confused. Like Murray and Axe Murderer having a battle to the death?
Matt´s last blog ..I prefer Time Of Your Life
I’m confused. Do we get to insult you, too, or just your friends in the post above?
Hmm. I am afraid to answer this. As long as you stick to the “Comedy Central” roasting rules…
Phil´s last blog ..Afro’d man perishes in foundry accident, roasts self to golden brown
I have got to get off the pot!! I’m so behind in my readings…
This is some funny shit.
I thought so, too.
Whee! 500 hundred posts! And I KNEW YOU WERE A SOFTIE! I JUST KNEW IT!
Don’t tell anyone. I have a rep to uphold!
k8´s last blog ..Happy Feet Friday
Poor B.
???
danielle´s last blog ..life’s just a nightmare; a blog for YOUR complaints
No one talks about Bill Cosby sweater pudding wrestling like you, my love.
Oh, man, that was EPIC.
shine´s last blog ..It’s Friday, we should breakup – Fear*
Your blog makes me laugh everyday. Thank you so much for making my boring work day a little brighter. I am wondering if you have heard Jay Mohr as Christopher Walken talking about no tails. I think you would enjoy it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwbdolpiS7U
That was the best three minutes of my life. And I totally twittered it. Thank you SO MUCH!!! So glad to know you’re here!
i was going to send you a virtual facelick, but i’d rather do it in person. on april 9th, to be exact.
Is there a way to put a countdown on my i-Calendar???? AHHHHHH
cavy´s last blog ..love happens in the kitchen.
I’ve sat here for the last 10 minutes laughing my head off (yes head, but also ass) and I love you so much right now! I seriously probably wouldn’t be blogging if I hadn’t discovered your little place here on the intwerwebs. and realized how much fun blogging could be. Seriously, I hope you realize how much you bring people together!!! I heart you Lilu!
Awww, woman, you’re going to make me cry. Thank YOU so much for your words, and for being in my circle!!! So glad you started writing!
carissajade´s last blog ..I’m not who I thought I was.
just started reading your blog…think i found a treasure here
and not a soap on a rope kinda treasure, the real kind.
Judging from that joke? You’ll fit in around here JUST FINE.
Wow! That’s huge! I can’t wait to reach my 500th post.
Anyfriggingluckyyouway! Congrats…and looking forward to reading the next 500, if not more, posts from you… ;p
Luck had nothing to do with it
Thank you, my dear!
Happy 500th, girl! You’re still rocking the interwebs 500 posts in!
I know! How have they not kicked me out yet??
Kim´s last blog ..Open Letters Friday, Volume XIV
Wow. 500 posts, you say? That is indeed quite a tremendous feat, which is in no way a regard to your own, personal feet, which are, I’m sure, quite tremendously large as well.
What! Don’t you pretend to know about my feets!
Holy I have a lot of catching up to do
Happy 500th lady!
Haha. Thank you so much, darlin!
Emily Jane´s last blog ..How Do You Define Success?
I honestly can tell you the first time you commented on my blog and I saw that you were following it I did a happy dance in my room. I felt like a celebrity was gracing me with their presence…
Yea, I’m that creepy.
Congrats on 500!
Haha, that’s not creepy… it is AWESOME. Love you!! Thanks! (And thanks for not putting Disqus on your site!)
Jeney´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: One Girl, One Cup (Not like you would think…)
congrats on your 500th post! you are absolutly hilarious and i cant wait to read more.
cheers to 500 more!
bring on the poop!
My kinda gal
Hey nice work over there. Your roasters are hilarious.
They are, aren’t they?
Jane´s last blog ..#78. High Five.
If there’s anyone who can make bodily fuctions go beyond gross and funny and somehow turn it into posts that are almost endearing, it’s you.
Thanks for being an awesome friend, and here’s to 500 more!
Meghan´s last blog ..I Came, I Saw, Verdict Is Out about Conquering
Congrats, foxy. I’m pretty sure you need to send Moog a package of thank you lube. On second thought, a jar of bacon drippings would probably suffice.
Elly Lou´s last blog ..Latex-wearing Pony-humping Freakazoids
Congrats!! I think we’re as excited as you are, only because it means there is that much awesomeness to be read. Keep it comin’! XOXO
Natalie Cottrell´s last blog ..I feel pretty…
I love this!! Way to go on all your posts!!! Congrats!! And drink tons!!
Margarita´s last blog ..Shoes for a Rainy Day
Dearest and Loveliest Lilu,
You came into my life on a recommendation from a friend, and I’m oh so very thankful. I’ve shared you the way some people share STD’s…with everyone I know. (Was that a tad weird? Sorry, I thought you’d giggle.)
Thank you for inspiring at least a bagillion people to write blogs through your 500 posts. Thank you for posting funny things about love, life, and the crazy cats.
I am ever-so-humbled when you comment on my little space online, and get a little bit giddy that you took time to read my Mama writings.
You are one amazing woman! Congrats, love chicken.
Wendy´s last blog ..Drama and Discovery
Congrats on 500. That’s amazing. There’s one question in my mind however. Between the time you spend working, writing almost daily blog posts and sending tweet every few minutes, I have to know your secret — how do you have time to eat, drink, sleep and (most importantly) make B a happy, happy man? Because I have these horrible mental images of inappropriate laptop usage.
Johnny Virgil´s last blog ..Winter can blow me.
Awesome, thanks for entertaining us non stop with 500 posts worth of bullshit. It makes my freaking day sometimes. Appreciate ya!
Brown Girl´s last blog ..Free High Five Friday
congratulations!!! you’re a blog-goddess and i’m looking forward to your next 500 (times infinity) posts!
WOOT, congrats! You definitely deserve all the praise … you da bomb! Wait, that sounds wrong. Umm .. you are amazingly awesome to the maximus and I can’t wait to read 500 more? Yes?
Nikolett´s last blog ..therapeutic thursdays: ask nikolett #2
Love the roast idea – funny AND adorable, and totally heartfelt.
Congrats on 500!
Liebchen´s last blog ..Oh, the Olympics are on?
yay! congrats on 500! that is a hefty number, and a shame that i missed out on so much! here’s to the next 500!
texpat´s last blog ..pain in my back
I. Am. Dying.
That was fanfreakingtastic! best idea..ever!
I know I don’t comment as much as I should… You know I still love you chicken!
Congrats my love on 500!
xo
K
Congrats on 500! And thank you for being one of the folks I consider “A-list” who has actually taken the time to be very welcoming in this crazy blogosphere!
On to the next 500!
MsDarkstar´s last blog ..Non-Coffeehouse Sunday Post (17)
Awesome roast! Congrats on your 500, holy smokes. You really do make talking about poop, and cats a thing of nature. And that’s why we love you.
I think you’ve given me one whole ab (in my 3 pack), from all the laughs this year. Thank you for that.
you make me happy!!!! congrats!!!
alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..a couple of CLE announcements…
congratulations you wonderful lady, you.
that’s truly a feat to have managed — especially since your blog is my first stop of my day … to start if off right, yaknow.
cheers to many many many more 500s.
siovhan´s last blog ..I Want Wednesday
500 posts!!!! Wow! And what a roast! Congrats!!!
Lucy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: The Mistress
500 posts…and I’ve read everyone of them. I love you, lady. Me thinks you’re stuck with me for life
Woohoo, congrats girl!
And such a funny post – moog’s comment re: vaginas in particular cracked me up . . .
Paula´s last blog ..HOW TO APPEAR ON "MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN" . . .
Happy 500!
That Kind Of Girl’s post had me dying laughing…I will now have visions of poor B shalackled in the bathroom pumping out poop posts while your domantrix crazy ass beats him for more cat jokes and silly hat pictures…ahh, I love ya girl!
Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..Staycation Recap : )
Congrats on a really fun blog! Makes me laugh. Made my Friday!
Weekend Cowgirl´s last blog ..New Shetland Pony for Sister & Me
Happy 500 postings, long live the queen!
I have no idea why I just called you queen, could it be the tiara you always have on?
Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Our Local Rec Center
Congrats on 500!!!! Keep making us laugh everyday!
Geez, and here I was happy that I’m about to hit my hundredth post. I’m shit compared to you! Do you hear me? SHIT!!!
Thanks for the Thursdays!
nikki´s last blog .."An eerie glow was beginning to fill the dollhouse"….or The Dollhouse Murders
These are great! Congrats on 500 posts.
Hope´s last blog ..Race Results!
Bahahahaha, I love this.
Congrats on 500! <3
Jessica´s last blog ..How To Survive A Break Up
Happy 500 dear! So glad I found you
A Super Girl´s last blog ..Michigan Love: Slow’s BBQ
this is one hell of a roast, i’m sort of jealous you got to hug paul rudd while he was naked in bed. because that’s just all sorts of awesome.
happy 500!
katelin´s last blog ..Dinner of champions!
Wow…just such a wow read this post was!
Congrats.
Seriously. You are a bright spot. This blog and all its bloggy lovers has been a refuge this last year. Thanks for that.
and hey-o I started a blog. Thanks in part to you, and all the bloggers I wouldn’t have known about without you. Go get ‘em tiger.
Alyxmyself´s last blog ..I lurk no more.
Ha ha ha ha,you’re a legend in your own lunchbox! (Does that translate to the Us? Ah, who cares)
Alex´s last blog ..So, while I was away…..
Happy 500th!!
So..um..who won?
WHAT?! This wasn’t a contest?!?!
WTF.
Fine. We’re all wicked awesome anyway.
So are you.
Happy 500th, hooker.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Twix or Tweets – Volume Three
HAHAHAHA those were fantastic!
It’s a good person who makes fun of themselves and an even better person who lets others do it for them
Hugs to you! Congrats on the 1st 500 posts! (and i figured you for a semi-softie from the get go cause you always love my kiddo blog posts
Dana
Dana´s last blog ..Score 1 Karma Bank
Congrats on 500! I’m raising my pre-10pm beer to you!
Jen´s last blog ..If I could just sit with You awhile…
Congrats on 500 posts!!! I wonder if I’ll EVER get there haha.
Can’t wait to read more awesomeness
What a great way to celebrate your 500th post…and so brave!
corrie howe´s last blog ..Preempting Thursday Tackle for Letter to School Board
Congrats on your 500th blog post! That’s awesome!
meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Honest Scrap
Love this idea! Congrats on the 500 posts love.
Best,
Hannah Katy
I missed the roast.
Was it beef or pork? ‘Cause I prefer pork. But when pressed, I’d take PIE over either of those. (Pressing is optional.)
Congrats! Well done! I’m a recent visitor/commenter and have enjoyed your site immensely.
JustLinda´s last blog ..Everybody gets a trophy!
Holy crap girl…happy 500 !!
those we some awesome roasts!!
i just did my pathetic 100th …. man, i got a long way to go.
congrats… and i will be back way more often.
and i keep forgetting i have a perfect story for one of your TMI Thursdays… think i will go start writing it now before i freakin forget again.
xoxo
tina´s last blog ..100th Post….. The "Real" Insane Life
What a great way to celebrate 500 posts! Congratulations and here’s to at least 500 more. Here’s to 1500 more. Also, I thought of a collective nickname for your two cats – MurMur! Okay, that’s kind of bad, but it’s kind in the LiLu vein, right?
Cyndy´s last blog ..Snow Remains
Congrats!!! I havent even hit 50 yet =)).
Harini´s last blog ..Sachin… You are A Legend! You are THE BEST!
Thi is great. Congrats on 500 LiLu! Should I feel like a crazy in that I’ve read all 500?
Brilliant idea, congrats your your 500th post!
Susan´s last blog ..vintage memories
Too fucking hysterical!!!! Congratulations!!
Wtf I missed this? I want to roast you!
So cool, congrats!!
500 posts? Totally awesome! I better come up with 486 posts for my blog right away so I can celebrate too. Haha!
Congrats! You’re really cool.
Gnetch´s last blog ..it’s really a good thing that I read all your blogs
Such wonderful roasts–you are well loved, and it is so obvious why. Happy 500, and here’s to the next bit of time flipping through your archives!
Her´s last blog ..A Full House
OMG! Congrats on hitting the big 5-0-0! That’s seriously AMAZING shit right there
I remember when I hit 500…Okay, so maybe I don’t, but I know how exciting it can be!
Here is to another 500 posts ^.^
Kayla´s last blog ..Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief *Movie Review*
Congrats! Love a good blogaversary. I’m almost up to 100 myself, so I’m definitely in awe of you having posted almost five times as much as me!
Sadako´s last blog ..Build a Better Chick Lit: Modelicious!
Congrats on you 500th post. It is so fitting with a roast. Keep the laughs coming your posts always bring a smile to my day.
After reading LaCochrans comment I’m going to be checking ALL your old posts.
well, slap my ass! it’s like your birthday, only better! what a great way to celebrate! happy 500th post of awesomeness. booyah!
sandyb´s last blog ..What if you could retire before 30?
Well done and congrats!
Well done LiLu! You just keep getting better and better! I enjoy reading your posts very much and someday I hope to catch up with your tremendous milestone here. Only 457 more posts to go!
Tom @ Sophisticated Lunacy´s last blog ..The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself, Except…
Ah! 500 Posts, that is awesome! You are a wonderful blogger and the ROAST was superb
Keep it up, I look forward to reading you!
Kayla´s last blog ..Flameless Candles and Igloo Reservations
LOVE LOVE LOVE this! love you. congrats! please never leave us.
congrats, lady! here’s to the next 500…
verybadcat´s last blog ..I’m Kind of A Big Deal
Cheers on your 500! Bravo. maybe you can sing another version of These Boots are Made for Walking like you did for OTT. lol.
And love the roast idea. VERY funny. And love the pic of you and your beau Paul Rudd.
JennyMac´s last blog ..One more reason musicians kick *ss
HAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! those were fucking AWESOME! LMAO!
Congrats LiLu! This is BIG TIME!!
Adrienzgirl´s last blog ..1,2,3 More about Me
Maybe we should do shots to celebrate?
Maxie´s last blog ..Hola, Mamacita
Can I roast you vertically, like a kebab?
Just kidding 
My Kafkaesque Life´s last blog ..Taiwan: Work hard & live
absolutely fabulous!! (you AND all your roasters, obvs.) sorry i was such a lame-ass internet hermit last week. i see my fellow bloggers got the job done, though
Alice´s last blog ..it’s march! i should write a post.
Not gonna lie, I have nothing for the roast. But hey, congrats! Ha.
MinD´s last blog ..Tuneage Tuesday – “Alive With The Glory of Love”
I just recently found your blog, and I love it. 500 posts. Congrats!
Linz´s last blog ..Shout Out
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