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Today’s TMI Thursday comes from one of my Midwestern besties… and it is reason 4,519 why I freaking LOVE HER FACE. There are no words… well, actually, there are. They’re just hers, instead of mine. Please to enjoy!
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well hello kids, i’m alexa and i write the blog cleveland’s a plum.
now i love my blog in all its plum glory but i’m not exactly how you say, anonymous. and while i have little to no shame about the story i’m about to tell, it’s way too TMI for me to be able to post it on my own blog.
enter lilu, who when i told her this story on sunday graciously invited me to take over her awesome blog today. and much like when maxie let me take over her blog in september for my first TMI thursday this post involves some antics with the opposite sex.
let’s set the stage – this incident occurred just this past saturday night when i threw an absolutely crazy girls night out sponsored by Dove where the cocktails were a flowing to say the least.
so much so that my roommate needed to go home early, but alas she forgot her keys at home…. alexa to the rescue.
“don’t lock the door steph, don’t forget. remember, don’t lock the door or we won’t be able to get in!”, i repeated over and over.
cue two hours later and i’m rolling with a crew six deep to come back to my apartment to eat pepperoni bread. but of course she forgot to leave the door unlocked and was in such a deep pass out state that she didn’t wake up.
you knew that was coming right? well how about there’s also some video proof of said lock out posted on my friend allison’s blog – classic.
but this isn’t the point of the story.
you see because of the lock out my hook up location plans needed to be changed. thankfully my old friend who i was planning on yada yada yada-ing with was in town for a wedding and conveniently had a room at a very nice downtown hotel a mere few blocks from my apartment.
a cab was hailed, clothing was removed, much sexy time was had, and then the pass out portion of the evening ensued.
the next thing i remember i was when i “came to” in the hallway of the hotel – i.e. NOT in the hotel room, and was completely naked other than a pair of black underwear.
NAKED! as in no bra, big boobs, NAKED!
as i groggily try to figure out what the hell i was doing in the hallway of a nice hotel with no clothes on i start to freak out. i have ZERO idea what room i came out of and how the eff did i end up out there anyway?
my only guess is that i mistook the hotel room door for the bathroom door. but regardless of how i got out there, all i knew was that i needed back in the right hotel room stat.
i’m stumbling around for what seems like forever in what seems like circles in the hotel hallway without a single plan of action, when i hear someone walking down the hall.
i sneak around the corner hoping he won’t see me with no such luck. next thing i know he’s standing in front of my asking if i’m ok to which i reply, “oh yes, i’m totally fine, heading to my room right now” – as i’m holding my ginormous boobs in my hand.
he buys it and begins to walk towards the elevator.
but that interaction puts me in full out drunk panic mode, almost on the verge of tears, because i simply can’t go down to the lobby in just my underwear.
i start looking for a throw rug, or a potted plant, or curtains or something to cover myself up. i start trying to open random doors to no avail until a miracle happens.
i find an open utility closet – with stacks and stacks of table cloths.
i quickly grab a circular white linen table cloth, wrap it around myself like a towel and B line it for the elevator.
thinking back on it now i SO should have turned it into a toga – next time.
as i saunter through the lobby of the hotel like i own the place, barefoot and only half naked now, i’m happy that it’s 5 (?) in the morning and only a handful of people are mulling about.
i head to the front desk, inform the gentleman behind the counter that i’m locked out of my friends room and ask if he could please give me a key and while he’s at it remind me of what exactly the room number was again…
as he made the key he couldn’t stop giggling, and right before he handed it to me he asked, “you don’t have any identification on you do you?”.
no smart ass, i don’t.
after quite the epic naked ordeal i finally get back into the hotel room with ease, strip off the table cloth and crawl back into bed laughing to myself as if i was never gone.
if ever i’m given the opportunity, i would do inappropriate things to get my hands on that surveillance camera footage.
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{ 104 comments }
Oh, Plummy. We are equally as shady. That’s why I love you.
Maxie´s last blog ..Would You Wednesday
Shit like this is why I just need to randomly stay at hotels once in a while.
Stuff like this never happens at home.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Infiltrating the Texas Roadhouse Secret Society
Ok. You were right.
That is gold.
Peter´s last blog ..she is just doing it
Oh. My. God. I adore this story. I’d call you ballsy but, uh, the surveillance tape probably has anatomical proof to the contrary…
That Kind Of Girl´s last blog ..TKOG Who does it the old-fashioned way
this story makes me incredibly happy, however, if i was in your shoes i would literally FREAK THE FUCK OUT. like… FREAK. freak out naked. and it would be awful.
gingermandy´s last blog ..Memoir Monday (on a Tuesday)
Just A Girl Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:13 am
That was my thought. I felt panicky just reading it. I guess at least thank god you had underwear on. It’s really hard to cover vagina AND boobs with just two hands. I know.
Just A Girl´s last blog ..You’re Pretty Much Going to Hell if You Don’t Read This
That’s what you get for drunk skankery. Also, it seems to have left you with the inability to use capital letters. Just saying.
Spaz´s last blog ..5 Things you really need to attend a LAN party
LiLu Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 8:56 am
I am going to assume you meant this as a joke… but watch it.
Lexa Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 9:50 am
Damn Gina, who knew having a few drinks and consensual sex was “skankery”. You sound like fun!
Just A Girl Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:16 am
That was my thought…if that’s skankery, I’m the biggest whore who’s ever walked the earth.
Just A Girl´s last blog ..You’re Pretty Much Going to Hell if You Don’t Read This
April Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Not using capitalization does not prove you are unable. As I HOPE that this comment, while devoid of humor or kindness, doesn’t mean you have the inability to be either of those things. Just saying.
April´s last blog ..A Week in Review…random and useless is in the eye of the beholder
Spaz Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Well, now I know skankery is a non kind and touchy word. How about drunk debauchery. It’s not like most of us haven’t been in that situation before.
Spaz´s last blog ..5 Things you really need to attend a LAN party
LiLu Reply:
February 4th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Hahaha. MUCH better.
Hahahahaha! OMG, I laughed my balls off. THIS is the most classic, AWESOME drunken story EVER. I can’t imagine who could have past you in the middle of your pass out in the hall. OMG.
My friend woke up once in a hotel on that suitcase rolling thing that the bellhops use. In the hallway. But she was not naked.
Mel´s last blog ..My boyfriend’s world
This story is so ridiculously awesome…I mean, how convenient was that that you found a utility closet? I think I might have camped out in there and cried for awhile and waited for a maid or someone to rescue me. Way to take charge of your situation, lol.
Mary´s last blog ..TMIT: Treasure Chest
Fucking hilarious. I should really stop reading these at work.
HOLY SHIT! You are the master.
The Queen
To be ADORED UNENDINGLY
This post actually combines two of my TMI moments from college together…the first was a night when my drunk roommate locked me out of our apartment and I had to go sleep on the couch in the sorority house. And the other when I hooked up with a dude in his dorm, got up to pee and went to go onto the girl’s floor to use the bathroom not realizing you needed a key to get onto each floor. So I was locked in the stairwell at 5am in just a t-shirt. Ah college. I miss those days!
Shannon´s last blog ..Finished!
Why are the funniest things always at someone else’s expense? So glad you shared this. I never needed a reason to throw that security bar across my hotel room door before, but I’m glad I have one – that might be enough of a shock to make me realize what’s going on.
Oh, and now I’m totally trolling the hallways of my hotel at 5 am. Because hey, mostly naked women? I’m in. Just don’t tell the wife.
Elliott´s last blog ..The Unbearable Lightness of Being Elliott
Oh my gosh. I can’t stop laughing!!! I can’t believe this hasn’t happened to me. My friend was up there on business last week and took a classic picture of a girl passed out in the hallway with a slice of pizza on her lap. Was there pizza?
carissajade´s last blog ..Craigslist, I’m counting on you!
This is amazing. That is all.
Arielle´s last blog ..Passion for pajamas
Oh god I can’t wait to hang out with you and make fun of you for this.
Narm´s last blog ..Roommating Rituals
I have never. NEVER. laughed so hard at a TMI post. I can’t even imagine coping through that situation.
Ben´s last blog ..You can’t ask for a better set-up…
I love that you have ginormous boobage.
k8´s last blog ..Cheese! Glorious Cheese!
THIS gives the term “walk of shame” a totally new meaning! The best story I’ve heard in a long time.
Dual Mom´s last blog ..Gratitude With Attitude – Come Join the Fun
Ohhhh my gosh. I don’t even know. I would have probably died on the spot upon coming to and finding myself NAKED in public viewing. Like dead. Dead from embarrassment.
Then again, I’m not nearly so cool as you. And I really doubt I could have turned it into such an awesome story. <3
Kelly L´s last blog ..This Still Cracks Me Up.
Best story ever! But I would have totally freaked out.
Nickie´s last blog ..Sugar Doll Award
i am. speechless. and oh so HAPPY!!!!!
Vittoria´s last blog ..TMIT: Would you like some oatmeal?
Priceless. That is something that would totally happen to me. I would be THAT girl who would have to kill someone to get the shameful evidence wiped from the surveillence feed.
T. The Destructor´s last blog ..Lesson learned: Don’t piss off foodies, they will make your life hell.
Oh goodness! I feel so bad for you…but I have literally never laughed so much at a TMI before!! I’m not sure what I would’ve done in that situation…but you appear to be very resourceful! If I were stuck in this situation, I would hope to have your number!
jen – tsk´s last blog ..In The Beginning
oh. sweet. lord. that’s awesome. lets hope there’s not some tv show out there that does only funny surveillance footage a la “world’s dumbest criminals” or one of those other shows. by the way, this totally made my morning.
sarah´s last blog ..seven things
This is the BEST TMI post I have ever read. Hands down, the best. Your awesomeness knows no bounds. I heart you.
mandy´s last blog ..Fog
Epic. I am not sure I would have been so resourceful (finding the table cloth). I probably would have just started crying and knocking like a crazy (naked) person on every door until I found the right one.
Hello there! I’m here from Batcrap Crazy’s blog (Daffy rocks the free world). And if Daffy says someone is awesome, well then that’s good enough for me!
I’m loving the TMI, can’t wait to catch up on these past episodes. I’m following now, and looking forward to getting to know ya!
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BEST.STORY.EVER.
I have no words.
Marie´s last blog ..Obstacles
I think I would die! But I have actually done worse
during blackouts…so yea maybe I would be able to laugh it off! Ahh! That was a good one though
That story is epicly wonderful. Well done!
I’ve got a short one for you (that’s what she said) this week!
kate´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – Buffet Style
OH WOW. WOW. WOW. this, my friend, is AWESOMENESS. HAAA. honestly, that’s better than i would have done. i seriously DO NOT KNOW what i would do in that situation, but i DO know i wouldn’t have the presence of mind to calmly saunter to the front desk in a stolen tablecloth
HAAA. nicely done. love it.
Alice´s last blog ..weekended! or, I HAZ A TATTOOO!
OMG!!! You handled this WAY better than I ever would have, lol.
MinD´s last blog ..37 years.
I don’t really know how this TMI thursday with the html and stuff works, but I’ve written a post that’s out there for all to see. For a while.
I live a very boring life. Sweet Baby Jesus, this story is amazing.
This story was so amazing I have no words! I couldn’t even imagine what I would’ve done!!!! Well played…well played!
Awesome story. Love that you somehow maintained a dignified front while wrapped in a table cloth as the front desk guy giggled uncontrollably.
*sigh* I miss being single, sometimes.
Wendy´s last blog ..The Wordle
I don’t usually read TMI posts because I’m just a prude about the bathroom talk, but THIS made me laugh my ass off. I love every single moment of it AND the balls it took to walk to the lobby in a tablecloth. If I don’t get to have many drinks with all of you one day, I’m going to cry.
April´s last blog ..A Week in Review…random and useless is in the eye of the beholder
This story will be told for generations to come. One of (if not THE) best TMI ever told.
Oh Alexa, you scamp. Your story reminds of the time my husband was drunk off his ass, and got up to pee, got half to the bathroom and decided he needed to sit down and rest. Four hours later, I got up to use said bathroom, noticed he wasn’t in bed found him passed out on the sofa, and just left him there. Thanks for brighting my day, guys!
Stephanie´s last blog ..Caution: Morons Ahead
That was the best story I’ve heard in a very, very long time. Awesome!
Herding Cats´s last blog ..When it rains….
This is epic! Something straight out of a comedy movie! So now I’m dying to know how long you had been out there and how many people actually saw you out there naked! Also, did your hook up ever even realize you were missing? This is too funny!
Kellie´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday
I am utterly and completely incapable of NOT imagining the entire sequence, including even the hotel carpet and your fantasies of ripping it up to secure around yourself. Awesome tablecloth WIN. LMAO!
spleeness´s last blog ..Bring me your wretched masses yearning for cashes
Fantastic. I mean, probably nerve-wracking as hell, but fantastic. (Also, I’ve definitely mistaken the room door for the bathroom door before. Not pretty.)
Liebchen´s last blog ..Next time I’m bringing my laptop
This has got to be one of THE funniest stories I’ve ever heard. I can’t even imagine what I would have done had I been in her shoes. OMG!! Too hilarious. Congrats on figuring a way back in though, I don’t know that I would have had the balls to go to the front desk, although what else could you do. Lol.
Tania´s last blog ..30 Day Shred Level 2 – Suck It!
Yep, next time I’m mostly naked in a hallway, you’re my first call. “Alexa! WHAT DO I DO?!?”
Speed Dial. DONE.
shine´s last blog ..Basketball Players and All-Star Games and Prostitutes, Oh MY!
that is a gem. I love it. Thank you for the laugh.
This sounds like it could have been in the movie The Hangover lol….
And I think I need to come party with you – sounds like a crazy night!
Heather´s last blog ..It seems like such fun until you lose what you had won
You sound so CALM in the retelling! I love how you totally MacGyver’ed every misstep, from being locked out of your own house to getting the room number at the hotel. Well played, dear.
this is perhaps the most amazing story i have ever heard!
emily´s last blog ..Lucky McLuckerson
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like i said in my tweet that morning Alexa, you could have woken up with a sore asshole and a bad taste in your mouth.
instead you wake up in the hallway, with the tatas hangin out!
classic!
adam-throwing quarters´s last blog ..I’m not here today
I would have nightmares about that event FOREVER.
J´s last blog ..I Suspect That This is When Cocaine Would Be Helpful
I was waiting for a twist…
As in, “The hotel clerk made me the wrong key and I ended up in bed with a very naked 85 year old woman.”
PQ´s last blog ..Purging of the Brain
I’ve spent many a night in many a hotel for various activities through school and for vacations and whatnot.
Curse my ill-fated luck on never–NEVER!–once coming across a naked or mostly naked woman in the hall.
MJenks´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: My Flower, Devoured
Snap, crackle, POP.
DShan´s last blog ..A New Music Hunting Project
Well look at you being a a modern day Scarlet O’Hara…although when she made a dress out of those curtains I doubt it was because she was locked out half naked…I’m a little sketchy on the details though so maybe.
That is a priceless tale, and way to own the tablecloth chic look.
Dani´s last blog ..For the record, my answer was "gimme three steps"…
Drunken public nudity and creative use of table cloths? This TMI post has it all!
Pauline´s last blog ..Some Updates
Daymn! That is a *great* story!
“he buys it and begins to walk towards the elevator”
Seriously?!?!? He wasn’t all “helpful” and stuff?
(Probably best it wasn’t me that found you in that state. I am fairly certain I could not have simply preceded to the elevator.
)
MikeR129´s last blog ..The Cooking Class
This story is amazing, hilarious…and pretty much my worse nightmare!
Thumbs up to Miss Plum for handling the whole situation with grace!
Skinny Dip´s last blog ..Beautiful, Sexy Skin (From the Inside Out)
Oh wow ! Alexa, that story is an amazing one .. hahahha, thanks for the great laugh this morning
Sorry that happened to you though .. ouffff.
All’s well that ends well, right ?
Aritza, Goddess of ..´s last blog ..Goddess of .. If you could be anything, what would YOU be ?
HAHA! Best story ever!
And I’m a little jealous it didn’t happen to me.
I wanted to laugh out loud at reading this! But I’m at work, and I think people would stare.
Passionista´s last blog ..Catch Me If You Can
Dear me, that is quite an adventure (though it would be wise to keep it to yourself…)
danielle´s last blog ..Book Review: Bleeding Violet by Dia Reeves
Hysterical!!!!!! You definitely make your TMI time at Lilu’s count. Best.story.ever.
HAHAHAHA that’s crazy. I can’t believe how tough you are faced by such situation. I would’ve freaked out so bad!
Ohhhh, hilarious! This is one of the all-time best stories I have ever read!
Lemon Gloria´s last blog ..Because who doesn’t hear "blizzard" and think "penis," really?
Funniest. Story. Ever.
I think I would have just died. curled in a ball in the linen closet.
Wow, you just can’t make ish like that up! That is an amazing story to tell your 21+ children someday! and major props for keeping your head! I would have just broke down, naked in the hallway.
P.S. Always carry your cell phone… even to the bathroom. Cuz you just never know when you may need a lifeline.
Jen´s last blog ..Writer’s Workshop: Dear Pooh-Bear
this story still cracks me up. picturing alexa with a potted plant covering her tata’s cracks me up.
Allison´s last blog ..movin’ on up
that is almost painfully hilarious. i don’t even know what i would do in that situation. probably die. a slow, painful and embarrassing death.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that security footage online.
Ed Adams´s last blog ..Day 4…I’m STILL WINNING!!!!!
That is . . . MORTIFYING!!! Oh Alexa . . .
I have no other words. Sorry.
Paula´s last blog ..BLOGGER ENVY . . .
It doesn’t say much for my paranoid state of mind that if I ever find myself naked in the hallway, I wouldn’t think “mistook door to hallway for door to bathroom.” My explanation would probably involve Russian spies and mean boys.
We cope in our own ways.
Tish´s last blog ..I Wax Chaotic Sounds Nicer Than Nonsense
hahahahahaha alexa i just died and omg i love you so much.
jenniferalaine´s last blog ..just call me rachael freaking ray.
We need that tape, I never even thought of that!!!! Holy crap, I’m getting it somehow.
OMG. This story was so fantastic. I’ve done this in my dreams. But never in real life.
Mb´s last blog ..On alienating coworkers
That might be the greatest TMI story we’ve ever had, Lilu… of all the TMIs from every blog combined!
Thanks for sharing, Miss Plum.
Sebastian´s last blog ..Fetishes of the far east
This story is amazingly fabulous! I admire your mature and clever handling of the situation…I would have broken down right there in the hall and been completely immobilized. Naked. Ugh.
You are my hero! Best story ever!
Bird Shit´s last blog ..Illiterates and Fat Kids
Haha wow! That is awesome! I was almost hoping that the wrap had gotten caught in the elevator doors though…
And I just posted my very first TMIT post ever! See it here.
I bet that footage, if it exists, is worth a pretty penny…
This is why I don’t sleep naked.
verybadcat´s last blog ..Dearest Mother Nature…
That is an amazingly awesome and embarrassing story! I can’t even imagine being in that situation!
Bing´s last blog ..Oh what a weekend it will be
Oh. Dear. Lord.
I think you are seriously my new hero! LOL
If there was a telethon to sponsor mostly nude drunk women in hotel hallways, I would be a contributor to be sure. Even if it was in a different country, I just like the idea of it.
Great story.
eric´s last blog ..A Map You Can’t Fold (Una Mappa Che Non Può Chiuso)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA Omg that was priceless! One of my FAV TMIT stories of ALL time!! Awesomesauce!!
BigMamaCass´s last blog ..Things I have learned from my Toddler #5
LOVE IT! I don’t think you can make that stuff up. Haha
BAHAHA! Fucking awesome. Thanks for making me LOL
ohmygod this story is amazing in so many ways. what did your friend say when you came back to the room? did he even know you had left and were in the hallway? oh man. that is one for the books for sure.
katelin´s last blog ..Look, over there!
Ohhh em gee!! Love this! And I can’t believe this happened to you in a HOTEL! With people who aren’t as completely wasted as you! Something similar to this happened to me in college… except I was visiting a ‘friend’ at UCONN, not at a hotel! I ended up completely naked, locked out of his house (how???), in the middle of winter. Early January to be exact. In Connecticut, let me remind you. I had to run IN THE SNOW with bare feet and goosebumps in my vagina. Thank god there was an unlocked window. Too bad it was the window to his ROOMMATE’S room and not his. Everyone got a fun showing of my lady parts that night. It’s great that you are so resourceful with the tablecloth! And that you made it back into bed without a scratch or frostbite
I DIE.
This is clearly the best TMI in existence. Ever.
God, I love everything about it.
Suburban Sweetheart´s last blog ..Pork-Guilt & Southern Hospitality
Oh My God, Alexa! I am laughing so hard I’m crying. That’s the shit you only see in movies. I can’t say I’m jealous, but oh man, what a story!
By the way, how did Mike Tyson’s tiger end up in your bathroom?!
Ha, you should make your own Hangover movie!
Ms. Salti´s last blog ..I Guess It’s All Downhill From 30
i wrote a stomach-churning post however since it didn’t happen to me I wasn’t sure if it counted as TMI. Oh well.
This guest blogger has major cajones for making it into the lobby, sheet or not. Good going! I would’ve knocked on every damn door. I’m dying to know what her partner in crime had to say for himself.
And did she pee herself or what? That’s my only conclusion if she intended to go to the bathroom but didn’t make it. In which case, it’d be a double-tmi! 
casey´s last blog ..Eeeeeew!
Brilliant, amazing story. Sounds like something that would happen to me…if I was female…and had big boobs…or both!
Made A Huge Mistake´s last blog ..Adventures in e-Dating:: Volume 1
I think you should try to sell this story to Candace Bushnell.
Sada´s last blog ..The Future Is Now!
Hi-larious. I get a kick out of Livit Luvit every friggen day. It’s like my cocaine. Must. Have. More.
Simply T´s last blog ..TMI Thursday 2/4/2009
can i PLEASE explain how hard it was for me to not be on the internet today while all these awesome fun comments were going on? i mean the ONE DAY out of hundreds that i’m not online…
regardless, i’m SO damn happy that you all got such a kick out of this story because believe you me this is one for the record books and if i didn’t share it with the internet i simply don’t know what i would have done.
and thanks so much for letting me post this lilu, i love your face.
I. Would. Die. Dead. Breathe no more.
Why didn’t you grab some napkins and create a hat to go with the tablecloth dress for that look?
littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Question of the Week…..
OOOOO this is so much better than drunken dirty texting and spying on wasted friends’ inbox.I sound like SUCH A NOOB!
theschmuck´s last blog ..The week that was
Epic I love it.. locked out twice in one day.
Vodka Logic´s last blog ..My Addiction
alexa - cleveland's a plum Reply:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
YES! i’m glad you picked up on that. within a matter of hours even. haha
alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..my nashville day trip
Dudette!! I LOVE The Vampire Diaries!!!
Melissa´s last blog ..Inspiration: 12 Months, 12 Blank Books.
A most excellent AWESOME drunken story. Way too funny. But I definitely would have FREAKED OUT!!!!
meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Stepping Up To The Plate – And, Wherein I Am Awesome
I feel like I’m missing out by not having exciting, embarrassing stories like these. And yet, I would’ve completely freaked out had it been me.
I would have just curled up and cried. Thank goodness for closets of linens!!!
omg i am laughing so hard right now….i need to hang out with her, she sounds like so much fun!!!
hanako66´s last blog ..under cover
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