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Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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So. You perhaps may remember that I went to visit my GBF Thomas in NYC a few months ago.
I did not blog this then, because I thought perhaps I’d gotten away with it and he hadn’t seen me. Win!
Except, then I went out to LA to surprise him for his birthday.
And, over a perfectly drunken brunch, it was disclosed to me that he had totally seen me, and possibly even (lovingly) mocked me, and, well, ain’t no point in keeping it under wraps anymore!
The scene:
We started out drinking tall boy PBRs in the Village at, oh, noon? We moved from bar to bar to Five Guys to his apartment for a boozy Rachel Zoe marathon to bar to club to bar, drinking all the while.
Little known fact about me: I am old. No, seriously. I may love to drink with friends, but we have to start EARLY because I inevitably crash at 11pm. Not kidding. My body just goes all, BEDTIME!!!! ZOMG WHY ARE YOU VERTICAL RIGHT NOW?!? FIND A CAB IMMEDIATELY AND GET US OUT OF HEEEERE!!!!
Also? I can no longer take shots. At all. Even a little. (Maxie, for the love of the 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus, please accept this statement. I am begging you.)
ANYHOO. It’s now 2:30am and my soul is dying slowly as Thomas drags me into yet another fabulous gay bar. At this point, I may love him dearly, but we’ve been drinking for 3,214 hours and BED. GIVE IT TO ME NOW. IN THE FACE.
We pull up to the bar and I hear my darling dear say,
“Two beers… and two shots of tequila, please!”
My stinkiest of eyes did nothing to deter him and his desire to relive our nostalgic Chapel Thrill-tequila-drinking ways.
And I’m a fucking trooper, y’all. So I downed it.
But, you know how sometimes your body just flat out rejects the idea of something? You know… physically.
So it was like that, and that damn shot of tequila was sitting in my throat and I knew I had less than 30 seconds to decide WHERE to direct the imminent ejection.
My options were grim. The bar was wall to wall gay boys, with no possible passage to a probably occupied unisex bathroom. My beer was full, leaving no room for excess fluid and obviously, I was incapable of drinking any of it to make room. And, of course, there was the matter of discretion to consider.
With the clock ticking down (I’m like the Jack Bauer of puking), I covertly sloshed a fair amount of my beer onto a nearby counter, “took a sip”- AKA expelled the tequila impatiently resting in my gullet, and set what looked like a full beer once again on the counter.
I can only hope no one mistook it for their own drink.
But, um… at least it was Patrón?
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{ 98 comments }
Ooo, tricky. It’s like the “pretend you’re taking a shot and spit it back out” trick in “Coyote Ugly”!!
I can’t believe I just referenced that movie. Fail. Serious fail.
sarah Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
is it sad that i immediately thought of coyote ugly as well? but bravo for thinking fast… i would’ve just ended up drooling it all over myself or pretending to start a fight so i could “expell” it into someone’s face.
sarah´s last blog ..saying goodbye
The only part of my post today that is embarrassing is that it reveals to the world that I’m dumb as a box of hair.
Fortunately, I’m too stupid to realize I should be embarrassed.
I suppose I’ll tag it with TMI Thursday nonetheless. haha
JustLinda´s last blog ..Everybody gets a trophy!
Oh honey. I have done this. MANY times. I didn’t know it was TMI-worthy, just thought it was a normal Friday night
I once took a shot of Wild Turkey, (and FYI was told it was something different or else I would have NEVER..) and immediately threw it back up all over the bar. A couple minutes later I was back on the dance floor.
And I got the button successfully, thanks!
Ha!
So no shots at my birthday party in April?
Also, you know what else makes you puke? Chugging a beer at 3 in the morning after you’ve been drinking all night.
PQ´s last blog ..Adding Spice to the Mix
I was once in a gay bar and ejected tequila. That was because I didn’t know it was a gay bar till a gay guy touched my ass. We stayed to party cuz well, those guys know how to party and they are very respectful of heterosexuals, once known.
Seriously, why does gay bashing exist?
Mike´s last blog ..Nutella
Hmmmm… I pasted the thingie into my post but the TMI photo isn’t loading. Also? In my comment above, it’s bringing up a link to a previous post instead of my most recent one, which is http://justlinda.net/blog/?p=542
Internet voodoo, people. Internet voodoo. If you feel a pin stick in your eyeball, it’s the internet’s fault.
JustLinda´s last blog ..Everybody gets a trophy!
did anyone drink out of that?? i can’t take shots either!
floreta´s last blog ..Leaving on a Jet Plane
i did that once at a bar, not because i was drunk but because my stomach physically could not hold any more liquid. gosh, i hope no one drank out of my ‘leftovers’ then either!
Tequilla shots are a no no for me. First thing I ever got drunk off of when I was 15…I mean 21, yeah 21. Haven’t been able to drink them since.
And my favorite line in this was “from bar to bar to Five Guys” Yes!
I’ve done this before, on a bus, in a Gatorade bottle. That I took out of my friend’s hand. Thanks friend.
whew! thought you were going to SPEW in the bottle. was going to be majorly impressed with .. the narrowness of your um. precision!
If I had a nickel for every time I had to throw up in my own glass I could probably buy another beer.
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EW! I f’ing LOVE it.
You rule, lady. Of course, I do have a soft-spot for Massholes considering I live in southern NH and all of my college BFFs were from Boston. But still… you’d rule anywhere.
Bev´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: How I Dented My Derriere
Brilliant trick trooper! I’d try that next time I decide to get plastered! ;p Every time I get drunk I somehow manage to find the toilet…
Lilu you need to carry paper bags! lmao
The Mercurial Wife´s last blog ..God and Dexter Will Be The Death Of Me
Good call, good call. And made for a good story. Way better than “So, I woke up on the floor of a gay bar…”
That’s actually pretty ingenious. I never would have considered it. Especially drunk.
nikki´s last blog .."An eerie glow was beginning to fill the dollhouse"….or The Dollhouse Murders
wow, props on the smart move! I have done that every now and then with a shot. I just cannot do them either.
Nickie´s last blog ..16 and Pregnant: Nikkole
haha! Imagine accidentally drinking that? EWWW
miss. chief´s last blog ..I’m not really here this week
OMG. I totally got that whole post!
Bad gallbladder, bad tummy, something! And it truely pisses me off… only ones I can do are the girly ones now… like pineapple upside down crap.
1. I love gay bars. I love hangin out with my GBF in Chi town!
2. I can no longer do shots either
3. Awesome move. I’m not that good. I prolly would of found the closest trash can and then been removed from the bar! High Five for classy
4. God help someone if they did drink that beer.
Hugs!
Dana
Dana´s last blog ..Score 1 Karma Bank
I haven’t even finished reading this but I have to tell you how much more I love you because you crash early. ME TOO. Just the other day I was supposed to go out but the party did not start until 11 so what happened? yes. I fell asleep.
Grace´s last blog ..Food Friday: Banana Cream Bread
If anything will make you do it, it’s Tequila. Blame it on the al-al-al-al-al-alcohol as Jamie Foxx says. (and that’s the first and only time I have/will quote Jamie Foxx.)
Kim´s last blog ..Grant Me Impatience
The wasted Patron. So sad. So sad. Though seriously, I couldn’t even begin to drink like that all day. There would have been a nap.
Vie´s last blog ..My Fatal Flaws
If peeing in a glass in a gay bar and setting it on the counter is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
No. Scratch that. I really, really do.
moooooog35´s last blog ..My Son is an Angry Black Man
Yes! I posted one of the first 30 comments in this awesome blog !
Now I can cross this out of my stuff-to-do-before-I-die list
And I thought I was the only one who loved to drink with her friends but also gets made fun of for passing out early! OMG Lilu. We have to rectify this situation. We cannot be passing out at 11 p.m. in VEGAS!
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LiLu Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 10:09 am
I KNOW. I am so worried about that. Does anyone have any Adderall???
This is why I don’t drink. I would be a mess.
Kristina P.´s last blog ..Throwing in the Bowel
Haha. YOu have just proven to me that you are NOT an alcoholic. Because an alcoholic would have Just. Kept. Going.
k8´s last blog ..Hidden Joy
Ugh… that’s disgusting. Or maybe it’s just the fact that imagining it makes me want to do something similar myself. And I’m bad with my liquors (and beer and anything else with alcohol in it) and I don’t think I’ve ever done that before.
poodlegoose´s last blog ..Tired.
Oh, jeez, I feel for ya, girl! I do have to say that I’ve totally done that myself, so I completely understand!!! I’m the first to admit I cannot hold my liquor!
very impressive!
allison´s last blog ..TMI Thursday from Livit, Luvit
Maxie is so going to be on a mission now that you’ve called her out on the blog. Acceptance of no shots for LiLu will not be on her agenda…..he he
Michelle (bikramyogachick)´s last blog ..Day 53: Blogging Break
Which is why I never drink tequila.. just vodka for me.
Vodka Logic´s last blog ..My [miss]Adventures in the Midwest Part three
Reason number 45937 why I don’t drink beer and I sure as hell won’t even SMELL tequila anymore. I’m a trooper but I ain’t a TROoper….
Your stories ALWAYS make me smile!!
We are like soul sisters. This indeed sealed the deal.
Although I don’t think I was quite as graceful as you when I performed this same sort of task at least 3 times that I can remember.
The 1st I remember was at a gay bar too and my BGF was the bartender thus rendering me extremely drunk within oh say, 15 minutes of arrival. After one last shot I promptly threw it back up into my mixed drink cup. And then my loving husband (who wasn’t yet my husband… Keeper? I think so!) got me another empty cup so I could throw up more into it. Classy.
The 2nd time it was a VERY dark college bar and there were no cups or bottles in site so I bent down like I was messing w/ my shoe and just threw it up on the ground. Hope no one stepped in that (although you know someone did).
And the 3rd and most recent time happened just under a year ago at my 30th b-day bash. It was also tequila and it went right back out into my beer cup. And then I threatened to throw it in some bitches faces. Like I said before, CLASSY.
Luv ya!
Kellie´s last blog ..There’s an alien inside me!
Clever. I probably would have just spit it out in his face. With a charming smile, of course.
shine´s last blog ..Please and thank you?
I hate to break it to you, but aging eventually (for me anyways) wins and the Champion Drinking Binges of the Days of Yore slowly morph into Only One Glass Please, Anything More Than That Becomes a Three Day Hangover kind of thing.
That sucks… I mean, on top of the wrinkles? It’s just not fair!!!!
Kris´s last blog ..Politics aside….
See, I could never be that slick with my pukage. I probably would have gotten the bright idea to puke in my own purse or something. Cause I’m brilliant like that.
Stacie´s last blog ..I’m just a notch in your bed post, but you’re just a line in a song
Our physical limits definitely decrease over the years.
On an unrelated note, have I ever told you that on Thursdays when I type in LivItLuvIt for some reason I type .vom a lot? Do you think there’s a message in that?
BigSis´s last blog ..TMI Thursday? Or Just a Thursday When I Ramble About Gross Stuff?
Today’s the first time I’ve linked up with TMI Thursday…which is hard to believe since I do the TMI thing every day. Anyway, my body does the same thing, “WTH are you doing upright at 11 o’clock?? Sleepy time!” LOL.
MiMi´s last blog ..I’m not that annoying mommy blog; that being said, I gotta do this once in a while.
At least you didn’t barf in the glass. Unfortunately I have witnessed that happen and it almost caused me to vomit as well.
I think I might have to start doing TMI Thursdays because I just have too many stories not to tell them.
Heather´s last blog ..Being the Bigger Person
Awww, man, I was waiting for the … “and then someone picked up the beer and downed it” *haha*
But nonetheless, CLASSY!
san´s last blog ..Finish the sentence…
I too am horrible at taking shots and going to bed early. This obviously means we need more practise. Two shots of Patron coming right up!
Meghan´s last blog ..I Came, I Saw, Verdict Is Out about Conquering
I was laughing about you calling yourself old and sleeping by 11:00pm, then you puked in a cup, OMG!!
Lucy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: The Mistress
Why is it that stealth barfs often don’t turn out all that stealth in the end? This is may be why my body’s decided to start rejecting this skill (pun intended). We are the definition of classy.
Cheddar´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Dating Tips
I’m sure the bartenders would rather clean fresh beer off the bar than the re-emergence of that tequila shot. Well played!
Dani´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: hey lady, your vanilla is showing…
So…you don’t carry a purse?
And “Jack Bauer of puking”…you are not getting nearly enough props for that one. Awesome.
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Creative! I am also old and go to bed at senior citizen time and cannot, for the life of me, take shots anymore. It’s good to know, I’m not the only one!
“We started the day drinking tall boy PBRS..”
+5,609 points!
Very sneaky. I’m curious, though, why he didn’t call you out on it then and there.
Considerate? Or just waiting for the opportune moment?
Liebchen´s last blog ..Worse than nails on a chalkboard
LiLu Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Yes, considerate. He is sweet like that.
Until he calls me out two months later, apparently…
Hahaha, awesome. I can’t get tequila past my throat at the best of times and luckily the only time I tried it I was standing by a kitchen sink and spat it out in there! Reminds me of when I was just on vacation in January though, and we were at one of the hotel restaurants and had a glass of their “house white”, which looked (, smelled and tasted) like pee. We were on the patio right by the railing and it was dark, so I tipped half the glass out into the plants not realising there was QUITE the drop, so the splash was pretty loud – unfortunately the waiter heard, thought I was sneezing, blessed me and refilled my glass with the stuff. D’oh!!
Emily Jane´s last blog ..How Do You Define Success?
I am old as well. It doesn’t matter how much fun I’m having, the body shuts down by midnight. So, I like to start way early too. Fortunately, it’s usually not too hard to convince my friends to start early with me.
Oh LiLu. Girlfriend, no you didn’t. Sigh. At least nobody knew and if anyone drank it they would just think the beer was very “grainy” (but i think i just puked a little in my mouth). Last week when I was traveling for work, I got everybody loaded on sambuca shots. what the fuck is my problem? you think you are old? i am goddamn ancient.
Kiran
Kiran´s last blog ..Stringing Me Along
lmbo I would have tried something like that .. except in my case it would have been the beer coming back up cause I loathe beer..
very clever! I would have probably just have spit it all over myself in my slowness and lack of creativity.
However, tequila shots are my new favorite, YUM!
Lauren´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Time for the fisting!
That’s exactly why I don’t drink. I could probably stomach it, but I would hate myself in the morning. Or afternoon. You know, whenever I would decide to wake up.
disgusting and hilarious all in the same. tequila always sits in my throat and 9 times out of 10 it comes right back up- you think id learn my lesson by the age of 26.
Desiree´s last blog ..Ive Officially Lost My Mind
ha, that’s seriously impressive! i once puked into my hand while waiting in line (to puke) at a bathroom in nyc, but i’m PRETTY sure the other people in line noticed. yours was way classier!
Alice´s last blog ..flavor trip!
I cannot believe you were able to keep the shot in your mouth LONG enough to go through that entire thought process and make such an amazing decision! Especially after drinking for that many hours straight. I admire your sound judgment. I probably would have just spit it in his face. Or handed it to the gay next to me. Glad I didn’t show up to get tequila in the face that night
Vixations´s last blog ..TMI QUESTION TIME!
Vixations Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
put me on your TMI list already! i’m sending you more licks
Vixations´s last blog ..TMI QUESTION TIME!
i am not even classy like that. i would have puked on the floor. lol. go you for being mostly discreet
ria´s last blog ..thought purge
I actually only tried Tequila for the first time last year. Weirdly it was nowhere near as bad as I thought.
I also really hope no one tried to drink your beer…
Paula´s last blog ..HOW TO APPEAR ON "MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN" . . .
Let’s set one thing straight here:
I’m pretty sure baby Jesus could not have weighed 8.6 pounds because he was a preemie. Why do I think this? Because God was anxious to get this whole “save the world from itself” thing going, so much so that he couldn’t even wait for Mary and Joseph to do it, so he impregnated Mary, and then rushed them off to Bethlehem. My guess is Jesus was about 3.5 pounds and was in one of the plastic incubator things. But they never show that in the nativity scene, as it takes away from the miracle.
P.S. Please don’t send me to hell, baby Jesus.
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You were a trooper love
LiLu Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
You are too good to me, my dear. Miss you!!!
Hilarious. I know the feeling, too. I used to LOVE tequila – so much so, that I’d drink it, room temperature, straight from the bottle. And not the good shit either.
Then, one year I went on Spring Break and someone suggested a Tequila shot. Hell yeah! I love tequila.
I took the shot. I immediately got that watery mouth, impending vomit feeling.
Woof. That was not a good idea…. What happened?
My theory is that in my younger days I drank so much tequila that I eventually reached my tequila saturation threshold. And then I could take no more tequila. Because since then I can’t even smell tequila, or hear the word “tequila” without throwing up a little bit in my mouth. See, I did just now.
Yummmmmay!
Simply T´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Twins, Basil. Twins.
you are a mother flipping ninja!
Clevelandpoet´s last blog ..TMI THURSDAY: When coughs attack
Ewww! That is so gross!
*Sighs* I miss my GBF! Clearly we need to get up to these kind of shenanigans again!
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Ha! You are a genius with my undying respect. Huzzah for covert vomiting.
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Bloody Hell that was you? You clearly didn’t hope enough. My stomach was churning for days.
Mo´s last blog ..Pint-sized Crime Stories (Crime Writing Festival)
Oh man! Nice move on your part ‘ejecting’ the tequila back into your beer mug.
I can relate since I can NO LONGER drink shots either! But Im pretty sure I wouldn’t have been able to be so discreet!
meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Honest Scrap
OMG, I have never heard someone doing smth like this, but good move. Love Jamie Foxx – Blame it on the alcohol. By the way I am one of those too, who becames very sleepy when the clocks ding dong the eleventh hour.
http://www.agytalks.blogspot.com
Ummm ????
Anyways! I can’t take shots to save my life, too old. WTF are we going to do in vegas? I will bring a lot of aleve cold and sinus to keep us awake, shit is like speed.
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Nineteen.
I think I outgrew my ability to do shots so long ago! Great story.
debbie´s last blog ..Obsessive Much?
How do you know Jesus weighed 8 pounds and 6 ounces? Huh? HUH?
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LiLu Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Dude. RICKY BOBBY SAID SO.
Duh!
Mikael Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
HAHA! I knew it…
Mikael´s last blog ..The Number 2
So sneaky – that’s a very delicate way to deal with an indelicate situation. I had to spit out some inedible half-chewed food into a coffee cup one time. I’m so glad that mug wasn’t clear!
Cyndy´s last blog ..Snow Remains
Discretion is key in a GBF, a lesson that mine never learned. He wouldn’t shut-up about an ill-conceived fishnets and ankle boots sartorial incident for months.
Tish´s last blog ..A Side of Perspective With Your Bland Chicken
And now I’m going to do a little of my own throwing up.
Cheryl´s last blog ..If blogging was a job, I’d totally get fired.
that’s equal parts gross and amazing.
and seriously, you CANNOT fool a gay man. i’ve tried for years.
tia´s last blog ..Premiere ready.
I can’t do shots anymore either! No bueno.
wendy´s last blog ..Cliff’s Notes: The New Status Quo
Considering that’s the worst thing that happened to you at a gay bar, I’d say you’re pretty lucky.
DO NOT go into the bathroom unaccompanied, my gay friend told me. They will ask to see your underwear. They will make you show them. I did not believe him.
I was wrong.
J´s last blog ..You’re Just Lucky I Can Still Type After A Dropperfull of This Stuff
HAHAHAHA…wow. I love it.
I haven’t had much TMI fodder in awhile, but here’s just a little snippet for ya:
Today, my pants are so tight that when I fart, the foul cloud of gas has no choice but to crawl UP my crack and escape out the top of my jeans. The first time it happened, I giggled out loud because it tickled.
And the next 4,315 times?
Still giggling.
God, even your internal voice is sexy
Nikki´s last blog ..Auntie Nitni and Uncle Bian
I hope someone did mistake it for their own drink, so that they had their own TMI Thursday story.
Seriously, that’s a pimp move. I would have probably kept on heaving and filled the beer mug and the general bar area with my upchuck.
oh man that is some quick thinking, at least you didn’t just spit it up on the bar. they may not have let you back to NY for that one, haha.
Oh dear.
Me? No shame, if I am going to be sick. I’ll just do it. When I am at that point, I can’t think of doing it in a beer bottle.
Oh wow….seriously? I got you beat. I’m so old I really can’t drink anymore, like at all. It’s bad. I went out with friends we shared a pitcher of margaritias and I was drunk after 1 and a half, with a full meal in my belly.
RomanticComedee´s last blog ..On My Way To A New Me…
Wow, that ended a LOT better than ALL of my stories that start that way. ALLLLLL of them. So points for that.
BigMamaCass´s last blog ..Bon Voyage!!
OOPS!! Just realized I am posting comments all over the bloggy world today with the wrong website. Awhoopsie. And after all of your work too?!?! I should be ashamed. And I am.
BigMamaCass´s last blog ..Welcome, come in, put your feet up, get comfy…
Oh man, I have felt that awful “I’m going to throw this shot up right now” feeling before. There’s only been one time where I didn’t make it to a bathroom, car, or bush. I ended up puking all over this guys shoes. Oops!
Oh, holy shit, the watery mouth feeling. I can’t stand that…or tequila. Put tequila in me and it will always come up. Oh the discreet (or seemingly discreet) places I’ve puked…
Harna´s last blog ..Brace Yourself For All the Sexiness
No shots?? Really?? Huh. Well color me surprised! I am still quite certain you could out drink me.
The thought of tequila + beer = gag.
gabby´s last blog ..road trips and recipes
I miss when our relationship was young and you would try to drink to please/impress me.
Where’d the magic go?
Maxie´s last blog ..hey dc, what are you doing tonight?
Sounds like an elegant solution to me!
WendyB´s last blog ..Kornheiser, Storm and Age-Appropriate Dressing
I have something similar happen, but it involved a little boy and a very messy diaper. I can’t repeat it, it still makes me stomach queasy to think about it…I can’t actually bring it into black and white words yet.
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you are a class act!
clairemontgomerymd´s last blog ..i’ll drink to that
I’m sorry. Did I see that you were a fashion blogger? I will now be stalking your archives and prob be hittin’ you for your design prowess very soon!
Ya gotta do what you gotta do, right?
MinD´s last blog ..Tuneage Tuesday – “Alive With The Glory of Love”
jajajajaja OMGGGGG
I so thought this was going to end with you vomiting into a pint glass…
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