The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXII

by rachaelgking on February 9, 2010 · 107 comments

You all know this game by now. Time for another installment of “The Shiz My Boyfriend Says”!

(One of these days I *am* going to screw those Roman numerals up, and you all will have such a hearty chuckle at my expense.)

(Well, maybe three of you. The rest of you don’t know what the hell they should be either. So THERE.)

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On Friday, about two hours into the Snopocalypse, B announces he’s going to Best Buy to purchase new speakers.

Me: You’re crazy!

B: Why? How is this different from your new laptop?? (I, um, may have just purchased a new Macbook Pro. *makes love to it*)

Me: Because I didn’t GO OUT IN A BLIZZARD to get it! It’s #snOMG outside!!!

B: And we have to be prepared! You want to watch Legend of the Seeker WITHOUT surround sound?! What’s wrong with you??

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Though I am in impassioned lust with the Mac, I have yet to learn how to do everything I need to with it, and sometimes still bust out the PC… at the same time. So, yes, I will be sitting on the couch working on two laptops. Apparently, this looks odd, and inspires this to happen…

B: Ooooooo, going into stockbroker mode! Stockbroker comin’ through, watch out!!!

Me: You know that makes no sense, right? What does stockbroking have to do with multiple computers?

B: Stockbroker’s gonna buy some stocks. Maybe some bonds!

Five minutes later…

B: How are the stocks going? You get some GM??

I put one away…

B: All done with the stocks? You get the stocks you wanted?

Murray paws at the closed laptop.

B: Look at Murray! He wants to be a stockbroker too!!!

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A Taylor Swift music video comes on- uh, one of the cats must have stepped on the remote, we would never watch that- and she’s wearing a rather low-cut dress, which prompts B to make some sort of noise of approval.

Me: Um. You know she’s, like, 15, right?

B: What? She’s not really 15, is she?

Me: Well, I think she just turned 16.

B: Really? Well, lock me up.

Me: *judgmental glance*

B: What! I didn’t know! … Don’t pretend like you wouldn’t do her! I’m just trying to protect her from Kanye. Look how slutty her dress is! Her father should be ashamed.

Me: I dunno. I think it’s kind of sweet and romantic.

B: It’s down to her belly button!

Me: But she’s got nothing to show.

B: True… since she’s FIFTEEN and all. Dammit!!

Okay, I just googled it and she’s actually TWENTY. The hell??? When did that happen? Holy crap I’m getting old.

Also, sorry I made fun of your lack of boobage, Taylor. It, uh… suits you?

Also, have at it, B.

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{ 106 comments }

1 DCPrincess February 9, 2010 at 9:01 am

Yeah, A thinks Taylor Swift is ‘adorable’ but he’d ‘never go there’.

Uhhuh.
.-= DCPrincess´s last blog ..Purging of the Brain =-.

2 Jessica February 9, 2010 at 9:10 am

Hahahahaa, I adore this. I need to meet B..he sounds hilarious.

I love the stock broker one…had me lol’ing at work

3 Mo February 9, 2010 at 9:10 am

Not a fan of Macs. If wanted to be dragged through a pile of soft animals and nursery toys I’d hitch myself up to my daughter’s little car and tell her to drive….

But you’ll not let that get between us I hope, I’m just kidding really, you go ahead and buy your stocks and shares.

In the meantime I’m going to figure out what the hell Roman numerals are.
.-= Mo´s last blog ..The Insect and the Pistachio =-.

4 NySoonerGirl February 9, 2010 at 9:11 am

So not only do you watch Vamp Diaries, you also watch Legend of the Seeker?! I think we were separated at birth…!
.-= NySoonerGirl´s last blog ..While we’re on the subject of embarrassment… =-.

5 Kaitlin @ Ah... My Married Life February 9, 2010 at 9:14 am

Ha, found this quite amusing. I haven’t had much time to read your blog, but this was good. I get crap from Hubs all the time. He seems to always have something to make fun of or pick on with me. MEN!

6 moooooog35 February 9, 2010 at 9:14 am

Taylor Swift?

Eh.

Wake me up when Miley Cyrus is legal. I’ve been eyeing that shit for YEARS.

Oh, look. I’ve taken creepiness to an entirely new level.
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Panning for Golden Showers =-.

7 Jenny February 9, 2010 at 9:31 am

Hahah. This is fantastic. I hope to one day reach the point in my relationship where I can expose conversations like this.

8 LA Cochran February 9, 2010 at 9:33 am

Ha! Love the stock broker sequence. :)
.-= LA Cochran´s last blog .."I’m snowblind… can’t live without you…" –Styx =-.

9 miss. chief February 9, 2010 at 9:36 am

Jealous! I want a shiny new macbook pro. YOu should see the crap I’m working with up in here. A cheap PC laptop I bought in Mexico with nothing to offer, and a half-broken netbook. *sigh*
.-= miss. chief´s last blog ..I’m a three legged bird wearing underpants. =-.

10 Nickie February 9, 2010 at 9:54 am

I love Taylor Swift! But not in B’s kinda way. haha.

At least she’s of age, LB likes Selena Gomez. Now thats creeper status.
.-= Nickie´s last blog ..I’m Actually Excited About Snow?!? =-.

11 Paula February 9, 2010 at 9:55 am

I’m sure it will come out very soon that Taylor Swift is actually about 30. She looks like an adult pretending to be a teenager.

And then all the guys perving on her can rest easy – and probably not find her attractive anymore…

12 MikeR129 February 9, 2010 at 9:59 am

I *thought* Taylor Swift was at least 20.

Or was that “hoped” or “wished”? I forget now.

:D
.-= MikeR129´s last blog ..The Cooking Class =-.

13 Maxie February 9, 2010 at 9:59 am

In two days taylor lautner turns 18.

It’s. ON.
.-= Maxie´s last blog ..how to survive a weekend trapped in your house. =-.

14 theschmuck February 9, 2010 at 12:28 pm

OH GOD!He is younger than me?????*moans*It’s like george michael all over again!
.-= theschmuck´s last blog ..In which my space is hijacked… =-.

15 Tiffani February 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Love it!

I’ve been waiting for that sweet bundle of sexiness to turn legal for a year…

I am totally cougar material. Its the same way I felt about Daniel Radcliffe…did I just say that out loud?
.-= Tiffani´s last blog ..Now maybe the time to panic… =-.

16 Skylers Dad February 9, 2010 at 10:00 am

After hearing Taylor’s “performance” at the Grammys, she better pray those looks don’t go away anytime soon.
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..While we are all talking about the commercials… =-.

17 caroline February 9, 2010 at 10:02 am

I’m sure taylor is well on her way to a plastic surgeon to correct that non-boobage dept! If you can’t grow them, buy them!!! lol
.-= caroline´s last blog ..The projects just keep coming! =-.

18 cavy February 9, 2010 at 10:02 am

All the cool stockbrokers use Macs. Duh, B.
.-= cavy´s last blog ..and now, a poem. =-.

19 Rebecca February 9, 2010 at 10:12 am

Um, since when did you get married to my husband?
.-= Rebecca´s last blog ..Things I learned this weekend =-.

20 Megan February 9, 2010 at 10:13 am

Haha … Wow, I was thinking she was seventeen for some reason. I think she’s adorable, though.

I’ve had my macbook since about September-October 2009, and I still don’t know how to use everything.
.-= Megan´s last blog ..Music I Like: Chairlift =-.

21 LesleyG February 9, 2010 at 10:19 am

I always look forward to the random funny in these. This, of course, did not disappoint, Ms. Stockbroker.
.-= LesleyG´s last blog ..Future miles =-.

22 P T February 9, 2010 at 10:20 am

Taylor does look young doesn’t she? I like only one song of hers…:(
.-= P T´s last blog ..It’s Time… =-.

23 carissajade February 9, 2010 at 10:22 am

hahaha to snOMG. That’s awesome!!

And I totally thought Taylor Swift was 15 too. Isn’t that what the big deal is about her anyways? That she’s so young? I’m so confused.
.-= carissajade´s last blog ..It ain’t dancin if you don’t pick your feet up, unless you’re gettin down. =-.

24 Herding Cats February 9, 2010 at 10:26 am

She’s 20?! I’m with you on that one. When the hell did that happen?
.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..Introverts unite! =-.

25 sarah February 9, 2010 at 10:31 am

i always find it funny and slightly odd when men find taylor swift attractive. i also did not know she’s actually not a ‘tween, though, which kind of changes this perspective. but nonetheless, i just don’t see how no boobs and seemingly not-grown-into features are hot? she’s got a hella lot of talent, but i just have a hard time understanding the “sexy” factor.
.-= sarah´s last blog ..i called it, aaaand you’re welcome. =-.

26 Kellie February 9, 2010 at 10:33 am

This makes me think of when the Olson twins turned 18 and every creep-o came out of the closet saying “finally” they can legally do them. Nasty.

Also, I love the stock broker comments. :) Show me the money!!!!
.-= Kellie´s last blog ..Grimace =-.

27 Leland February 9, 2010 at 10:33 am

I’m with Maxie, I’m waiting for Taylor Lautner!
.-= Leland´s last blog ..Tim Gunn is my Personal Financial Advisor =-.

28 Cheryl February 9, 2010 at 10:34 am

One day you’re going to have to explain to me the whole stockbroker and two computers thing- I just don’t get it.
Also, Taylor Swift is 20 years old? There’s no way…. She’s definitely still jailbait.
.-= Cheryl´s last blog ..How to survive living in China. =-.

29 k8 February 9, 2010 at 10:41 am

When you make it big with the stockies, you buy me a plane ticket to come see you, k?
.-= k8´s last blog .."It’s All Dancing Girls. And Parties." * =-.

30 GregoryJ February 9, 2010 at 10:52 am

I ignore roman numerals unless they are in a crossword puzzle I’m doing. I say, “Speak English.”

I’ve worked in retail and it’s amazing the people that come out to shop when there is too much snow for them to go to work.
.-= GregoryJ´s last blog ..The Happy 101 Award from Just Bloggled… =-.

31 GregoryJ February 9, 2010 at 10:54 am

OMG. I’m sorry about the photo. It only happens on this comment program and I don’t know how to get rid of it. Just pretend that you don’t see it.
.-= GregoryJ´s last blog ..The Happy 101 Award from Just Bloggled… =-.

32 LiLu February 9, 2010 at 10:57 am

Hahahaha. I can’t even tell what it is, but now I’m curious…

33 jen - tsk February 9, 2010 at 11:50 am

I’ve studied it for a while…I really want to know what it is!!

34 GregoryJ February 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm

I have a nom de plume on another type of blog (bumtickler, which is depicted in the photo; my bum being ‘tickled’ by a mock feather)
I should have kept quiet about it.
Thankfully, the photo is cropped and small.
.-= GregoryJ´s last blog ..The Happy 101 Award from Just Bloggled… =-.

35 littlemsblogger February 9, 2010 at 11:12 am

I think you’re confusing Taylor with Miley…..

B went out in a blizzard to get speakers? I understand liquor and TP b/c it is always a must in your home, but speakers?
.-= littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Out of Tune Tuesday Competition =-.

36 Jaxie February 9, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Rest assured, they probably already had enough booze in the house to last at least through the first leg of the snow-pocalypse. Speakers were a secondary necessity.
.-= Jaxie´s last blog ..Tuesday Tunes – Epic List – Volume III =-.

37 maddy February 9, 2010 at 11:20 am

Pure awesome. You guys should record yourselves.

p.s. Matt would also totally go out in snOMG/any other storm since we don’t have snOMG in FL to get new speakers/go to Best Buy.
.-= maddy´s last blog ..Wicked = Wicked Awesome =-.

38 Chelsea Talks Smack February 9, 2010 at 11:20 am

hahaha. can you guys have a reality show? and can I make a cameo? YESSSSSSS.
.-= Chelsea Talks Smack´s last blog ..Gwen Bell and feeding little monsters. =-.

39 brad February 9, 2010 at 11:27 am

Speakers! I wish we lived close to anything that sold gadgets. Well, we do. But by “gadgets” I don’t mean “crack pipes.”

40 Jean February 9, 2010 at 11:44 am

Lol. Blizzard, smizzard. It’s all about priorities.
.-= Jean´s last blog ..F*ing Student Loans =-.

41 jen - tsk February 9, 2010 at 11:49 am

I loved his stockbroker comments…but I kept saying “sockbroker” by mistake!!! It’s actually quie believable in your current climate though! “Buy socks, buy, buy, buy!!!”
.-= jen – tsk´s last blog ..The Final Excuse =-.

42 andhari February 9, 2010 at 11:54 am

She’s 20?? WOW. This makes me feel better about myself. If she’s super young and talented then I would be pissed :p
.-= andhari´s last blog ..Curiosity Kills The Kitten =-.

43 confessor69 February 9, 2010 at 11:56 am

I’m cool with the roman numeral thing until we get to the forties. Then I’m screwed….Took me, like, 3 hours to figure out the Superbowl number. Tragic.

The Taylor Swift episode would have gone similarly at my house, except my 10-year-old daughter would have been in the mix, trying to get M to look (and to admit he’s looking)…and saying really awkward things like “M, do you like that? Do you think she’s hot? Look at her boobs!” All of which I ignore and M looks like he wishes the earth would open up and swallow him.

Thanks for more Shiz! I love this series….
.-= confessor69´s last blog ..Monday Can Suck Me =-.

44 theschmuck February 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm

New macbook?I so noticed in the screenshots of the blogs you designed :P .My dad should know—I LIKE SHINY NEW THINGS TOO!
.-= theschmuck´s last blog ..In which my space is hijacked… =-.

45 Summer February 9, 2010 at 12:32 pm

Um, he’s fucking hilarious.
.-= Summer´s last blog ..I Watched Three Episodes And I Still Don’t Know If Gladiators Wear Shoes =-.

46 City Girl February 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Can I just say “ditto” to all the other people who were also shocked that Taylor Swift is 20? Always love when you include B in your posts :) .
.-= City Girl´s last blog ..Trouble brewing =-.

47 Nikolett February 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm

LOL that stockbroker comment is something I could picture my boyfriend saying … him and B should be penpals haha. And ahhh, I use Macs but still love my PCs, alwaysssss. But congrats on the Macbook Pro :)

And yeah … I can’t believe Taylor Swift is only a year younger than me. BLERGH!
.-= Nikolett´s last blog ..happy blog-a-versary =-.

48 The Only Girl February 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm

I’m pretty sure you’re living with my husband. But that’s okay. You can have him.

49 confessor69 February 9, 2010 at 10:34 pm

That’s awesome.
.-= confessor69´s last blog ..Monday Can Suck Me =-.

50 Tara February 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm

The stockbroker one made me laugh out loud. And yep, I’d be one of those that would have no idea if you screwed up the roman numerals. You should just start making them up at some point.

Oh and new Macbook….Jealoussssss
.-= Tara´s last blog ..Half Year Anniversary! =-.

51 Dani February 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm

Your cat is going to make millions on the market. We’ll all be sitting around going, “But the market’s in the tank, how did he do it? Also, he’s a cat!” and Murray is just gonna lay there thinking, “Stockbroker’s gonna buy some stocks, bitches.”
.-= Dani´s last blog ..For the record, my answer was "gimme three steps"… =-.

52 Jess February 9, 2010 at 12:57 pm

I’m not sure if it’s approp to add a “shiz my bf says” but what the hell

While in bed the boy gets on top of me stark naked and begins a lil gyrating move (meanwhile, I’m still half clothed and have no idea what he’s doing)

I question his intentions and his reply “I’m going to have sex with you”- smooth talker I know, right.

I asked “Were you going to tell me?”.

Best answer ever- “Nope, it was going to be a surprise.”

Happy snow day! OPM is surely to close down the District again tomorrow.

53 Jaxie February 9, 2010 at 1:17 pm

The stockbroker thing had me laughing so hard I scared the dog… luckily I’m nowhere I’ll get in trouble for it.

Also, I’ll be the first to admit, I knew Taylor Swift was 20. I was laughing at you guys for thinking she was 15/16.

I am ashamed.
.-= Jaxie´s last blog ..Tuesday Tunes – Epic List – Volume III =-.

54 eric February 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Hah, stockbroker mode… That’s how I roll, with multiple PCs *and* my phone.
.-= eric´s last blog ..Artist Statement (Esposizione di Artista) =-.

55 MsDarkstar February 9, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Cats are clever. They can use their tails to do the mousing functions on the computer so he could totally be rocking the PC AND the Mac dealing in pork belly futures or some shiz…
.-= MsDarkstar´s last blog ..Non-Coffeehouse Sunday Post =-.

56 Matt February 9, 2010 at 2:03 pm

do you have any stock tips you could give me?
.-= Matt´s last blog ..slide it under the door =-.

57 Simply T February 9, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Hahahaha! I broke off my long time relationship with PC about 2 months ago for my Mac Book Pro. PC and I had our ups and downs, it was tumultuous relationship…but my love for Mac was too strong. I had some pangs of regret as they swiped my credit card at Best Buy, “What will PC think when I bring Mac Book Pro home with me?” “Will PC and I ever be able to be friends, or will it be just completely awkward every time we happen to bump into each other?” “What if PC gets a new, cuter, user?” “Whatever, my Mac Book Pro is HOT!”

I thought it would take more time getting used to it, being that I’ve been a PC user for.. oh, I dunno, 17 years? But it came quicker than I expected – in about a week I was used to it. It’s so much simpler. Why I didn’t do this sooner, I’ll never know. I suppose PC and I were in a co-dependent relationship, and I had a hard time letting go of that… but I’m much happier now!
.-= Simply T´s last blog ..I Should Be Dead: In Which I Am An Insensitive A-Hole =-.

58 Kara February 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm

My boyfriend and I have and many similar Taylor Swift conversations.

Him: Man, I’d wreck that shit.
Me: She’s like, 16, you know this right?
Him: Ah, well, I’d still hit that.
Me: *eye roll*
Him: What??

59 confessor69 February 9, 2010 at 10:35 pm

“I’d wreck that shit.”

I’m totally gonna use that. But not about Taylor Swift.
.-= confessor69´s last blog ..Monday Can Suck Me =-.

60 kate February 9, 2010 at 3:22 pm

My husband totally wants to do Margene from “Big Love”…it’s not quite as weird since she’s of age and everything. I so want to get mad at him whenever he talks about it because, come on, my husband is talking about banging another chick, but then I think about it and I really like Margene and she totally seems to get the shaft on that show all of the time, so I figure she needs a break and/or boning’s…so I let him go with it.
.-= kate´s last blog ..La Cucaracha!! =-.

61 BigSis February 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm

I have this cool double screen set up at work where I can have two applications full screen at the same time and I LOVE IT. I also appreciate Roman Numerals, so I’m clearly a dork. Oh well. Some things never change. Enjoy the rest of the insanity that is DC weather this year.

62 Pauline February 9, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Hey! Ain’t nothing wrong with a “lack of boobage”! There are some very fine small breasted women out there! ;)
.-= Pauline´s last blog ..Hopeful First Time Home Buyer….eventually! =-.

63 Tiffani February 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm

At least B wasn’t “J” smack right in the middle of Hurricane Gustav saying:

“Hey I’m going to go rent the Lord of the Rings Trilogy”

me: “Uh, what?”

*gives the ‘stupid, are you?’ stare*

J: “Yeah….so can I borrow the Explorer?” (my car)

me: “Sure, no problem. Mind picking me up a copy of “Not a fucking chance in hell” while you’re at it?

J: “I can’t use my Corrolla…”

*gives puppy dog pout*

me: “You’re ready to risk your life for Frodo Baggins? Or is it Merry or Pippin? Perhaps I should change your FB relationship status, you know, so that everyone will know that you have a secret man-love for hobbits.”

J: *grumbles, walks away*

Boys, it seems, will do this in any type of incliment weather.
.-= Tiffani´s last blog ..Now maybe the time to panic… =-.

64 Tom @ Sophisticated Lunacy February 9, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Taylor Swift is hawt! Despite the fact that she is my daughter’s age, I would still do her. If she reads this, I hope she can relax her standards just a little bit to include me. Okay, relax them a whole effing lot! There, you happy now?
.-= Tom @ Sophisticated Lunacy´s last blog ..Let’s Give Them a Damn Valentine’s Day Card =-.

65 Berto February 9, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Legend of the Seeker is the new Avatar. But with more boobs and less children.
.-= Berto´s last blog ..Bullet Point Friday: Of Pepe Silvia, Free TShirts, and Running [3] =-.

66 Randi February 9, 2010 at 4:21 pm

you know..

don’t hate me..

but i just really don’t get all this taylor hoopla!
.-= Randi´s last blog ..New Kinda Candy =-.

67 danielle February 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm

Eventually Taylor Swift has to realize she’s not twelve. One day.
.-= danielle´s last blog ..Book Review: The Sky is Everywhere by Jandy Nelson =-.

68 Jennifer February 9, 2010 at 4:59 pm

My husband thinks Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner both look mildly retarded.

I just purchased a MacBook, and I’m in love, love, love. The moment when I finally held it in my hands was so sweet since I almost had to firebomb the local FedEx station to get it.
.-= Jennifer´s last blog ..2.3.10 Wednesday Weigh-in =-.

69 Kelly Berkey February 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm

So you think you are old, my girls at work were all “you could be Taylor Swift’s mom!!” I was like “who’s Taylor Swift?” I have to agree with B, she’s hot.
Oh, got a MacBook Pro from my birthday…I call her “Bella Mac” and wisper sweet nothings to her…true LOVE.
.-= Kelly Berkey´s last blog ..Studio Visit Vlog! =-.

70 Ali February 9, 2010 at 7:00 pm

These B comments really do make my days.
.-= Ali´s last blog ..Last Chance! =-.

71 nikki February 9, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Jealous of the new Macbook.
.-= nikki´s last blog .."Do you think Elaine has shallow roots?"….or And You Give Me a Pain, Elaine. =-.

72 katelin February 9, 2010 at 7:53 pm

seriously these are some of my favorite posts. love the stock broker comments. and i am impressed with the two computers, i would say that’s more like computer hacker than stock broker though.
.-= katelin´s last blog ..Cloudy with a chance of pancakes. =-.

73 Ashley February 9, 2010 at 9:33 pm

No way! She is already 20! I told my husband she was 17…and not legal when you know our DOG stepped on the remote and changed the chanel to her…
Ha. too bad you cant get some stocks in her! :)

74 Lauren February 9, 2010 at 9:34 pm

um.. that has to be the funniest thing i’ve read in a good long while. i am also an impassioned mac lover, but circumstances being what they are, i sold mine for mortgage money last year. currently saving to buy a new one. legend of the seeker… that is so great.
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..better late than never! =-.

75 Aimee February 9, 2010 at 10:21 pm

I think the snow down there is making y’all a little loopy :)

And it could be worse…He could want to do Lady GaGa…jussayin

76 AnnQ February 9, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Yeah, Taylor Swift DOES look super young…I thought she was about 18. I think her rack fits her frame perfectly — better that than have her pull A Montag and come out with newly-minted, Silicone Triple D’s!
.-= AnnQ´s last blog ..UCLA Students lend Baby Squirrel a Backpack =-.

77 BeckEye February 10, 2010 at 12:29 am

OK, Taylor Swift is sweet, but she can’t sing and looks like a muskrat. What’s B’s dealio?

Also, the stockbroker thing makes me think that he’s kind of like Andy Bernard in real life. Like, he’d be the guy to call someone Big Tuna forever just because he ate a tuna sandwich once.
.-= BeckEye´s last blog ..Happy Charlie Day! =-.

78 Adrienzgirl February 10, 2010 at 2:02 am

Look at you getting all fancy schmacy with your buttons and shit. Damn woman. And I was totally going to bust you on the Swift age thing cause hello? My 7yr old loves her and he read how old she was in TIME Magazine for Kids. (there was a recent post on my blog about this, were you reading regularly you could’ve had a more informed convo with B. just sayin’)

Anyunfollowing (i keed, i keed), there is never a dull moment with you and B!

79 Jay February 10, 2010 at 2:13 am

Let’s not forget that small boobs are just as valuable as small hands, in that everything you put between them looks bigger!
.-= Jay´s last blog ..More Graphs? No Way! =-.

80 Witless Fool February 10, 2010 at 5:58 am

Haha, your bf and you never have a dull moment, do you guys?

Taylor Swift is slightly older than me, god that makes me feel so old. Here I am slaving my way through uni and there are people my age over in Hollywood making big bucks. Gaargh…
.-= Witless Fool´s last blog ..Book review: Call it Destiny by Jayne Ann Krentz =-.

81 amanda February 10, 2010 at 6:41 am

there must never be a full moment in your house. you two keep each other highly entertained. hell, you keep the blog world highly entertained.
.-= amanda´s last blog ..it’s almost friday, right? =-.

82 BlackLOG February 10, 2010 at 8:09 am

With B on the speakers, life is not worth living if it’s not in glorious 7.1 surround sound. (I would have gone for 9.2 but Mrs B (no relation to B) drew the line in the sand after I accidently moved from 5.1 without telling her).

If the world was about to end and I had the 30 minute to the end warning it would be straight down the speaker shop for the missing 2.1 – lets face it there is no point of getting obliterated unless you get obliterated with the best sound available…
.-= BlackLOG´s last blog ..I could not make this stuff up if I tried =-.

83 BlackLOG February 10, 2010 at 8:17 am

Not with B on the two computer front. I’m sitting in front of two PC’s as I type one for work and one for play.

As for Taylor Swift I’m not sure she would sound good on the 9.2 even. plus 24 years is a big age gap and would break my never date anyone less than half your age rule, besides I suspect Mrs B would take a very dim view…..
.-= BlackLOG´s last blog ..I could not make this stuff up if I tried =-.

84 Mike February 10, 2010 at 8:59 am

Taylor Swift is weird looking in the “I’d totally hit that” sort of way.
.-= Mike´s last blog ..You are the same – but you’re not. =-.

85 Angie February 10, 2010 at 9:27 am

There was a collective sigh of relief from the male population when Taylor Swift turned 18. You didn’t hear it?

Guys will do anything in the name of cool electronics and sex.
.-= Angie´s last blog ..Lip Pot Giveaway =-.

86 Vittoria February 10, 2010 at 9:42 am

hilarious. love that B loves taylor as much as i do. sigh. i need new girl crushes.

anyway, i must know – did he get the speakers??
.-= Vittoria´s last blog ..Snowbrain. =-.

87 Jessica O February 10, 2010 at 11:44 am

About a year ago I bought my MacBook Pro. I am proud to report neither the mystery nor romance have died. It still baffles me, and we still have passionate sex.

88 Nikki February 10, 2010 at 11:47 am

Oh come on LiLu, you know there are a few adolescents out there you would hit. Lil’ Bow Wow? You guys would make a hot couple. By the way…he only does it doggie style.
.-= Nikki´s last blog ..Petite Sweets =-.

89 WendyB February 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm

Everyone thinks Taylor Swift is 15. There’s something really, irritatingly immature about her.
.-= WendyB´s last blog ..Gloria in Alaia =-.

90 Wonderful February 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Taylor does look really young, but I still love herrrrrr…
.-= Wonderful´s last blog ..I remember… =-.

91 Belle February 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm

I always felt pretty creepy about my obsession with Taylor Swift because I thought she was 16 and that I was a big fat loser for wanting to be BFF with someone 7 years younger than me. Turns out, I’m pretty cool.
.-= Belle´s last blog ..I Even Bought Her a Book Called "The Worry Cure." I Don’t Think it Worked. =-.

92 Idle February 10, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Anything to do with electronics far outweighs the need to pay attention to such a trivial matter such as weather…I love it!!!…

Taylor Swift is 20…nice haha

Love this series of blogs!
.-= Idle´s last blog ..Good Morning : Says it All =-.

93 Nora February 10, 2010 at 3:24 pm

She’s 20? I thought she was 16 too…

The stockbroker one had me laugh out loud. It also reminds me of something that I would have heard on “Friends,” (in a good way, Chandler or Joey teasing one of the girls).

Did he go out in the blizzard to get the speakers!?
.-= Nora´s last blog ..The Visit =-.

94 meleah rebeccah February 10, 2010 at 3:30 pm

YAY!! CONGRATS on your NEW Macbook Pro!!!
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..On Books, On DTD, And, On Snow =-.

95 repliderium.com February 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Seriously? She’s TWENTY??
Holy crap.
ps- I wouldn’t know the roman numerals- it all just looks like a kindergarten kid trying to spell his name…..
.-= repliderium.com´s last blog ..Dear Asshole; Vancouver Olympic Edition =-.

96 Charlotte February 10, 2010 at 7:02 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how guys are willing to risk life and limb for something as insignifant as a speaker. I would never be able to tell the difference in sound quality, but then again I’ve downgraded from a giant high-def blu ray yada yada to a small rectangular 10-year-old television that suits me just fine. Meh.

I don’t get Taylor Swift’s appeal either. After after seeing her at the Grammy’s, I really don’t even think she’s that talented.

97 Krysten February 10, 2010 at 9:51 pm

Oh my gosh I LOVE your blog. I am totally cracking up right now. You rock!
.-= Krysten´s last blog ..Life With Dustin #10 =-.

98 Susan February 10, 2010 at 11:40 pm

Stockbroker- haha. Dedication really does make a joke that makes no sense funny, you really have to carry it out.
.-= Susan´s last blog ..where in the world wednesday, santa barbara =-.

99 alexa - cleveland's a plum February 11, 2010 at 1:12 am

next thing you know we are going to blink and friggin miley cyrus will be able to drink in the club. ew.
.-= alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..is it possible to not spend a single dollar for a week? =-.

100 Her February 11, 2010 at 2:21 am

Being snowed in makes for some good chats, huh? I think my husband would go out in the snow, in his sandals, if he really wanted something.
.-= Her´s last blog ..Dying of the curious =-.

101 Corrie February 11, 2010 at 9:42 am

My kids all watch Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, etc. I can’t believe how their music videos make them look a lot older and acting a lot older than they are….Then Disney goes back to an interview with them acting and looking like their ages….giggly school teenagers.

102 Grace February 11, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Taylar Swift just looks exactly the same as she did at 15. Plus she was dating a 17 year old. weird.
.-= Grace´s last blog ..Potato Basics: Beginner Baker Tips =-.

103 Ela February 12, 2010 at 11:59 am

OK first BSG and now Legend of the Seeker??? You guys rock.
Actually S just got me into it. I’ve only seen 2 episodes so I’m pretty much “who’s he?”, “what’s a confessor?” “why does he sound like Yoda?” and stuff but he digs that I’m watching it with him.

I do the laptop next to the desktop thing all the time. Then I frustrate the heck outta myself when I type and nothing happens on the screen…then I realize I’m typing on the wrong keyboard.

Taylor looks stacked compared to me. Whatchagonnado.
.-= Ela´s last blog ..Bulls…eye =-.

104 Kelly February 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Haha, oh boyfriends….isn’t that all they ever do is talk shiz? haha
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..How to Make a Photography Portfolio =-.

105 hanako66 February 13, 2010 at 5:13 am

oh these are my favorite posts ever!
.-= hanako66´s last blog ..the redcoats are coming =-.

106 this is my life February 18, 2010 at 2:43 pm

as the newbie around here can i say how HILARIOUS you and the man are and you have cats…adopt me plse!i’ll change the remote on command!
.-= this is my life´s last blog ..dear body… I HATE YOU =-.

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