First things first, chickadees. If you haven’t read yesterday and Loved Harder yet, please make sure you do. Thanks to all who posted, tweeted, donated, or just watched us make singing fools out of ourselves. You really have made a huge difference!!!
Now on to the TMIT mayhem!
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***
Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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It’s a short one today because frankly, this week has wiped. Me. OUT. Between #loveharder and the 20SB awards, I have been working so hard and feeling so much that, well, yesterday just could never be topped. So I’m gonna take it easy today, if you don’t mind, and say a simple THANK YOU, thank you so much, all of you, for everything. Except for making me cry. Which didn’t happen. No it didn’t. No it didn’t! (But if it had, you’d all be in a lot of trouble.)
Enough schmoop! Without further ado, here is your TMI nugget for the day.
I occasionally have Fridays off from work, which is just freaking lovely, let me tell you. The one problem with this is whereas I’m usually the one getting up early and clunking around making noise while B tries to sleep, on these particular Fridays, the role is reversed.
And apparently, last week, he decided to get his revenge.
After letting his alarm go off 9,367 times, he finally crawled out of bed. He clomped around the room, gathering clothes and shoes and coats and hats and nuts and berries and I DON’T KNOW, BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A LOT OF CRAP.
Finally he left the room, and I listened to him roll around with what must have been two full grown tigers as he led a Siegfried & Roy routine around our living room, throwing jingle balls for Murray to fetch (which he DOES- wtf??) and dodging Axe Murderer‘s murderous blows.
By the time he got to the bathroom, I’d given up. After he relieved himself, I went to do the same while he climbed into the shower, and…
Me: *sniff sniff* “Baby! Did you fart while you were peeing??”
B: “Of course I did. I always get in a good morning fart when I pee.”
Me: “SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO ME IS THAT I AM SITTING IN YOUR FART CLOUD RIGHT NOW?!!?!?!”
B: “I didn’t tell you to sit there.”
Me: “You also didn’t tell me NOT to!!!”
B: *evil chuckle*
Sigh. At least I spent the rest of the day in nopants on the couch while he suffered at work.
I’ll take it.
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the cure to what ails you
Got it… you can comment, too, yanno dear!
jeff´s last blog ..the cure to what ails you
lol.. How can a person fart and pee at the same time? And why am I going to try and figure that out all day long now?
These are the important questions.
sheila´s last blog ..Go-in to the Gyno…and we’re…gonna get a pap test (Sing that to: ‘Going to the Chapel’)
Maxie Reply:
January 29th, 2010 at 9:12 am
how can a person NOT fart and pee at the same time???
Maxie´s last blog ..Would You Rather Wednesday
Your house has me mystified. Also for TMI from me, drinking purple gatorade makes your poop green.
You KNOW I’m going to try this now.
k8´s last blog ..WTDDM
vazenchick Reply:
January 21st, 2010 at 11:02 am
No way… I so have to try this!
HA.
k8 Reply:
January 21st, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Especially if you mix it with vodka. I know this.
HA.
k8´s last blog ..WTDDM
EWWW!!! Boys are so nasty!!!!! I hope you told him paybacks a bitch!!
There is a dutch ovening in his future…
carissajaded´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: The time it got stuck (not what you’re thinking)
Sneaky bastard…
The sneakiest!
Liebchen´s last blog ..I’m rethinking the whole friendly neighbor thing
Totally unrelated, but I just checked and DAYUM! girl, you rocked the 20SB awards. You totally deserve it!
Thank you! I am so excited AND honored in the pants!
Tara´s last blog ..Thoughts, Things, and JellyBeans
congrats on the 20sb awards sweep!
also my fave part of this post was the nuts and berries and tigers allusions, such the perfect way to describe it! like seriously what *else* could be making all that noise!?
IT’S TRUE!!! It’s the only thing it could have been. And thanks, love. <3
Lusty Reader´s last blog ..Apocalypse and dystopian stories now less appealing
I needed that laugh!!! Thank you so much!
Glad to give it
caroline´s last blog ..WEDNESDAY WEIGH-IN
Men: poops and farts are their golden fleece.
It’s so weird.
I can’t really talk on this one. Ha.
J´s last blog ..You Ugly Liberal Lefty!
I never go in the bathroom in the morning with my husband, it is dangerous, just too dangerous!
Sigh, I should’ve learned by now…
Lucy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: The First Date Excitement
Oh the things men do . . . LOL
TRUTH.
Just Another Momma´s last blog ..Kids Korner – Getting Kids To Talk
Did someone just honestly ask how you fart and pee at the same time?!
Sheila.
Woman.
‘splains it.
You girls are bizarre.
Well, I imagine it’s easier standing up… gross.
mooooog35´s last blog ..Motivational Filler – Curiosity, Nausea and Time Travel
I feel like a failure. I haven’t commented in forever. I hope you still love me!! I hope B knows you well enough to know that everything you do, you do for Blog fodder & that payback it a bitchhh and next weeks Thursday TMI is going to suck… FOR HIM! have a great day my lovely.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Missed you!
KELLI-SUE´s last blog .."Convo w/a Toddler"
I’d say that sitting in a fart cloud is well worth having the day off so you still win. He can evil laugh all he wants b/c his laughing is only going to last a minute while yours will last 8 hours that day.
Also, I am having one hella time donating to this love harder thing. Have you heard of anyone else having issues? Maybe it’s just me and my stupid pregnancy brain but it WON’T GO THROUGH!!! I’ve tried it 3 times now and I believe I have still donated $0 (although maybe they will all go through and all of a sudden I’ll have donated $60)… Hmmm…
I’m not sure! It was having trouble yesterday but they told us they fixed it… sad face!!!
Kellie´s last blog ..(Not)Wordless Wednesday
Our house is very farty. I can’t say I’m completely innocent, either.
*looks from side to side* Me either.
Kristina P.´s last blog ..Tantalizing Tuesday
My husband was raised in a strict non-farty household… (I KNOW!!! CUH-RAZY!) He never EVER does it in front of me, and constantly insists that it’s disgusting (to which I reply, Duh, that’s why it’s so funny…).
The irony is that I am the Fartiest Woman On The Planet.
Mwahahahaa!!!!!
Oh, life. Your ironies are not lost on us.
Kris´s last blog ..Happy Blogiversary To Me!!!
Men and their fart clouds…I swear. My dad loves to fart..he giggles every night after dinner. And he does a lot of giggling, lemme tell you! hahah.
Nickie´s last blog ..Somedays.
~ congrats & kudos & well dones & pats on the back for the WELL deserved awards
~ we have a cat that fetches as well
Isn’t it hilarious? He PRANCES back with the ball and drops it in your lap. Priceless!
My cats fetch as well – go Murray!
Love it!
zipcode´s last blog ..Facebook Drama Rears Its Ugly Head
Thank goodness my boyfriend always leaves the room to toot or warns me before hand. Funny thing is I always happen to walk over to him when it happens or right after by complete accident (he tries to be discreet). I wonder if he will just give up one day. eek.
Probably. Get ready!
Grace´s last blog ..Happy New Year!
“gathering nuts and berries”
You always know how to make my day!
Awww! <3
Nikki´s last blog ..Lakeside Wedding
I always have Fridays off…. hehehehe!!!
BTW, how do I get listed on your blogroll, hun?
Ha… I haven’t updated that thinger in forever!
My boyfriend does this kind of crap to me alllll the time. I get him back though
Oh yes, revenge is served. TRUST.
Herding Cats´s last blog ..If I could time travel….
Dole out some revenge, old school style. Mustard gas.
I like- no, LOVE- where your head’s at.
The snooze button is a tool of Satan. Coincidentally, so is clam shell packaging. I may be off topic now but I’m sleep deprived, damnit.
Also, we went through all the “alarm sounds” on his phone and there is not a one that doesn’t make me want to kick puppies. WTF, Google phone???
Elly Lou´s last blog ..Anonymity Sucks
I just…I just don’t understand how people are so open about bathroom habits!
Every day I spend on the internet sinks me deeper in the realization of my own, crippling bathroom shame.
And I still can’t figure out if that’s good or bad.
Well, if you can’t figure it out, just choose good and go with it, my dear.
Travis´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: My First Look At Real Boobs.
There is NOTHING worse than a fart cloud! He should have warned you.
I KNOW. He’s such a meanie head.
Lindsay´s last blog ..Let’s Try This Again
There should be a Guinness Record for the most bodily functions performed at the same time. You’ve covered two of them, when combined with a sneeze/burp, you would be most of the way there, I think.
I found my new goal for the weekend!
eric´s last blog ..Edgy Guitar Playing and Ice (Sono Incapace Suonare la Chitarra)
I just wanted to stop by and say congrats on all the awards lady!!!
Thank you, my love!
Marie´s last blog ..Namaste
LOL @ fart cloud…I get mad when hubby does that!
Duh!
P T´s last blog ..Wednesday Emails – Why Boys Need Parents
This is exactly why I had to get a place with two bathrooms, in the event that:
1. I had a girl over
2. she spent the night
3. I had to work the next day
Multiple bathrooms = less fart in face time.
I wish. We’re cheap.
My cat doesn’t fetch, but he comes when I call him. And steals hair ties. And locks himself in the bathroom.
Wanna trade?
NO. I felt so bad for you during the bathroom debacle!!! How was that even possible??
Mary´s last blog ..Blogging is a Thing of Beauty
OMG – I’ve only just stopped crying from laughing. It’s funny because EVERY GUY does it! Brilliant
One of life’s many harsh truths.
Aloha Toni!´s last blog ..Chomping through a bird’s nest
I just walked into my office bathroom and someone had left a fart cloud right by the door. You can tell the difference in the smell between that and someone’s fallout from their taco salad at lunch.
Yuck.
You had to go there, with the taco-ness.
The thing I hate the most is when he comes in and does it while I’m in the shower. Congratulations on your awards!
Well, at least then the water pushes it down some?
…I’m thinking about this too hard, aren’t I.
Thanks hon!
Cyndy´s last blog ..A Post about Nothing
You would not be able to last a second in our house. When my hubs farts, or even worse, takes the kids to the pool – the whole frickin house is his cloud. We have a TWO STORY house! That’s some sick shit (literally) when you can smell someone on a different story. I have been with him for 11 years and it only gets worse with each passing year. Last week I swear to God I almost threw up when I walked into the bathroom after he had been there. Blech!!
I do not envy you, my love.
Kimberly@PrettyPinkMomma´s last blog ..Video Thursday – Pants on the Ground
Revenge is a dish best served stinky, apparently. :p
Haha. THAT should have been the title of this post!
Hope´s last blog ..Love Harder
Oh my dear, you are so funny I forgive you for letting the world know that girls go to the toilet.
A true compliment, my dear.
Soda and Candy´s last blog ..What’s the business?
The million-snooze alarm kills me. After the 2nd time it’s like “well I’m up” so I get my day started even if I don’t need to.
NO KIDDING. I will never understand the million-time-snooze-buttoners. NEVER.
Mb´s last blog ..Let’s hope there’s no future house visits.
Haha what a funny idea! I love it, and your story is too fun, sadly my bf does the same thing to me on occassion. I’m a new follower, and I also gave you an award on my blog yesterday
http://tangerinehearts.blogspot.com
Well aren’t you just pretty and sweet and smelling ohso nice! Thank you!
Katy Mary´s last blog ..Blog Awards & Birthday Gifts
Far cloud. Eww. Hahaha. But hey…pantless day beats work ANY day.
Wise, wise words.
Vie´s last blog ..What I want out of a relationship
LOL Ur actually lucky u were still “sitting”. . .when my hubby leaves a fart cloud, it is so potent that u get sucked in (and it don’t let go) and sometimes, u may even float away on it!! Its baaaaaaaaadddd!
Congrats on your awards!
I am now imagining a fart VORTEX. Thanks for that.
1) I deserve to sit in an elephant’s fart cloud for not saying congrats yesterday. At least, I don’t think I did. Mefail.
but 2) I’m with moo…g. Dude basics. That morning blast has sometimes been waiting for 8hrs. It doesn’t wait for you to stop peeing. It just reaches for freedom.
I forgive you. Mostly because you live in D.C. and therefore can make it up to me with booze. WIN.
HA. Score one for the guys!
Watch it, Mr. “FOREVER!!!”
Matt´s last blog ..All about mentality
hehe
have fun with Liz this weekend!
Oh, you know we will. I’m bringing my Flip so there’s visual evidence of our antics.
alexandra keller´s last blog ..is it me?
Ahahhahahahahha AHHAHAHHAHa a hahahahhaha
<3
meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..National DeLurking 2010!
I outfarted the office farter.
The fart cloud should reach D.C. in a couple of days.
I’m sorry.
I am so taking a sick day.
Mike´s last blog ..Update
Ha! I’m glad I’m not alone. My husband farts and pees at the same time. Seems like it would/could be a messy thing to do but it sounds like the guys have mastered it.
Julia
I’m convinced it’s all about the “standing” technique.
Julia´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – 6th Edition
This is the reason I love, love, love my second bathroom. So did you flush while he was in the shower to get him back for his cloud?
I don’t know which is worse, sitting in a fart cloud or being peed on in the shower. Inhaling fart gas is quite horrendous as well. *gag*
What IS it about men not shutting off their clocks until the 9,368th time??? sheesh! I’d take the suffering for the prize though too.
spleeness´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: strangest group of unrelated things I ever purchased
ps. Thanks for not using Disqus for your comments, I hate them.
spleeness´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: strangest group of unrelated things I ever purchased
Bleggh … reading about fart clouds ain’t the best thing to do when you’re eating a sandwich. But congrats on winning so many 20sb awards (you deserve it for your awesomness lady) and I love this Love Harder project. I can’t personally donate (don’t have a credit card, but I have PayPal!) but I’ll definitely spread the word around soon
Nikolett´s last blog ..therapeutic thursdays: ask nikolett
Lol fart cloud…..hilariously gross!!!
Hermia´s last blog ..A little letter to…Alexandra Burke
Men. They’re so disgusting, and yet we want them around? It’s one of those paradoxes that just might make the world implode one day.
Eww…
that’s worse than a dutch oven – it’s like a whole kiln.
steamy shower fart cloud.
Hahahaha oh god… your TMI Thursdays kill me LOL. Guys are so gross. Why do we like them again? Sometimes I can’t remember…
fart cloud haha! i wonder whether the cloud rains drizzles or heavy drops.
wtf am i talking about…
the girl in stiletto´s last blog ...musing on a snowy snowy night.
oh true love can be so smelly sometimes.
katelin´s last blog ..To the internet with love.
seriously girl, i have no idea how the HELL you could have soooooo many TMI’s. lmao.
looooooooove it.
present for you on my blog
crazyassmomma´s last blog ..what makes me happy?!?!?!?!?!
hey don’t you be stealin’ “wtf-ever” without credit – that would make me wanna thump you.
anywhoo. i linked back to you for the TMI Thursday…..so go check it out ladypants.
ExMi´s last blog ..TMI Thursday
Haha, that was freakin’ hilarious!
holy shit i just checked out the 20sb awards! congratulations! totally deserved by the way.
emily´s last blog ..for rent
First thing first, congratulations for sweeping all those awards! Haha you’re amazeballs.
Second, you and B really amazed me. I doubt I’ll get in the same bathroom to do “the business” with my boy in the room. Haha.
Just a heads up… and while it may be 3:55am- i still haven’t slept so technically it’s still thursday for me… you may want to update the Sapphyre link seeing as that one was last weeks.
This one’s is MUCH more interesting. I promise!
Sapphyre´s last blog ..TMI Thursday #6- the infamous oral fixation night.
I always fart when I wee. It just feels so right. I’ll bet you do to.
Mo´s last blog ..Snoring aside, do I really deserve this?
ughhhh. gross. now i’m thinking back to all the times i’ve hit the bathroom after my boyfriend and how many fart clouds i’ve sat in (and/or inhaled) in my life. thanks for that start to my day.
sarah´s last blog ..i won, i won!!
Boys will always let you sit in their fart clouds. It’s a sick and twisted element of their gender makeup.
Kim´s last blog ..Open Letters Friday, Volume XVI
I think this entry sums up my life with my boyfriend. Well, this entry and the phrase, “fart debris.”
Tina´s last blog ..Why I must be insane, or why I majored in English and not math
Oh geez, those morning fart clouds linger like fog!
blueviolet´s last blog ..A Thing That’s Happy or Some Kinda Deal of Sorts
Oh god, the gathering nuts and berries thing. Gold.
Candice´s last blog ..Three-Line Book Review: “Still Alice” – Lisa Genova
farting and peeing at the same time? that’s enviable multitasking!
Amy´s last blog ..Birthday sex with a bullet
Several things: A) boys and their peefats! B) Congrats on your awards!!!!!!!! C) Way to be inspiring and community involved to help a cause and a loved one. You’re awesomeness.
Hip Hop Hippie´s last blog ..Friday Cocktail – The January 22, 1979
Grossssssss.
MinD´s last blog ..Love Harder.
hate when someone lets their alarm go off a billion times. ugh.
fart cloud. im totally using that one!
have fun basking in my fart cloud!
wait, i forgot, i dont fart or poop yet. im not at that stage. sigh.
fizzgig´s last blog ..Anatomy of Facebook status changes…
FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY! No matter what. SO FUNNY. And fart clouds might be even more funny than the actual fart. I always go to the bathroom first, especially in the morning, unless I have to fart too. Then I try to use a different bathroom. Or deal with his farts because for some reason guys think that girls DON’T fart, and I’d like to keep it that way. Or find someone that doesn’t think girl farts are gross. Because they’re DEFINITELY aren’t as gross as guy farts. Sighhhh.
When I was a sophmore in college I had two roommates. They came up with this great idea to light a match whenever they stunk up the windowless bathroom – you know, as an act of mercy for the next occupant. To this day, I can’t smell a lit match without wrinkling my nose. I don’t remember ever having to do that match thing for anyone else…I guess I didn’t poop that year.
thursday night B has beer and jalapenos. Sad for me because the bedroom that night has to be aired out with an industrial strength fan from the massive fart smell. My nightmare.
MODG´s last blog ..Confession Friday: Featuring Cuhrazzzy poop and really weird people.
You are one funny girl! No stinking cloud can block you!
Ewwww. That’s disgusting!
At least those gaseous fumes aren’t fatal, right!
nashe´s last blog ..When Being Corny is Deadly
Wooo…hoooo is anybody home? Is anybody out there? Hey LiLu just wanted you to know that I included you in a post of bloggers who have helped me in some way or another over the past several months. Either by answering my emails or responding to my comments etc. I included your link and let folks know just how fun your blog is. thanks hope you didn’t mind.
Lee´s last blog ..List of 10 Bloggers Who Have Given Me Unconditional Support
Off topic,, just saw this and thought of you
http://www.slate.com/id/2242202/
Eeeeiiiiiwwwww…….
Tee aka The Diva’s Thoughts´s last blog ..I Blocked You!
My sweat boyfriend leaves me in his fart cloud almost daily. It’s fucked up.
Chelsea Talks Smack´s last blog ..Im not dead: The time Lady Gaga almost stole my boyfriend
Obviously, that’s sweet….not sweat?
Chelsea Talks Smack´s last blog ..Im not dead: The time Lady Gaga almost stole my boyfriend
Congrats again on all the award/Love Harder stuff… And anti-congrats for sitting in a fart cloud, which, in my mind, was hovering like a green mist around you. That is what happened, right?
Andy´s last blog ..To discuss the cable pact: Should I put Comcast up for adoption?
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