Comments on: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XXI

By: hanako66

hanako66 — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:35:53 +0000

how did i miss this? …my favorite!!
hanako66´s last blog ..sometimes you just wake up on the right side of the bed

By: Simply T

Simply T — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:53:38 +0000

Ha! You guys are hilarious. You actually sound a lot like my boyfriend, R, and me – not to make it sound like I’m tooting our own horn by indirectly calling us hilarious, but our conversations do make me giggle. Below are a few shining gems from our daily interactions:

T: “I can’t believe you’re making me watch a ghost movie. You know how I feel about those.”
R “I didn’t think it would be that scary. You’ve seen ghost movies before, right? You watched Ghost Busters.”

T: “Don’t throw treats at the dog.”
R: “What? He likes it!”
T: “He doesn’t like it. Don’t throw things at him. You’re mean.”
R: “People throw candy at people all the time at parades!”
T: “Well, he’s never been in a parade!”

R: “Whatever. It is what it is.”
T: “Stop saying that. You’re not on a reality TV show.”
R: “I’m gonna throw you under the bus.”

*While folding laundry, R throws a sheet over my head*
T: “I’m a ghost! Raarrarrarr!! Wait… why is the ghost making sounds like he’s eating? Ghosts don’t eat. He probably hasn’t eaten anything in 75 years.”
R: “75 years? What is he a vampire?”
T: “No, he’s a ghost. Ghosts don’t eat. Vampires eat people.”
R: “Ghosts eat. They eat soup.”
T: “Soup?”
R: “Yeah, haven’t you ever heard of ‘Chicken Soup for the Soul?”

He’s also got a few great one liners

R: “Anyone who doesn’t like cake batter ice cream, I’d like to hit them with a bag of hot nickels!”

R: “I have a turbo charged connection. It’s like a regular connection on roids.”

Heh. We should round up all the boyfriends who say funny shiz and put them on stage for our own amusement.
Simply T´s last blog ..Scattered Thoughts – Who IS Burt??

By: meleah rebeccah

meleah rebeccah — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:20:19 +0000

the two of you are HILARIOUS!

By: caroline

caroline — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:39:03 +0000

you guys are the greatest couple in the world!!!

By: nifer

nifer — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:51:21 +0000

LMAO! I love the *toot* rumors! LOL!

By: Kiran (Masala Chica)

Kiran (Masala Chica) — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:23:24 +0000

I heart B. stop spreading fart rumors. Too funny!

He was quite indignant about it.

By: Lol' Woman

Lol' Woman — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:29:54 +0000

Stop spreading fart rumors Lilu..dammit…
that shit had crying laughing!

Glad to hear it.

By: Maxie

Maxie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:47:57 +0000

DUMB. You should pick the animals. you could talk to CHEETAHS and ride on their backs to work.

COME ON.

Someone has been up for too many hours…

By: Stevie

Stevie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:49:39 +0000

That's the only reason I have cats. Wait til you read tomorrow's...

By: Heather Rose

Heather Rose — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:27:17 +0000

Oh my gosh. By the time I scrolled all the way down here, past the universe’s comments, I can’t remember what your post was about.

Something about toot-tastic teleporting cats bangin’ the shiz out of a pantless B?

Next time I’m taking advantage of that ADD ONE linky-dink. Geesh. ^_^

Hahaha. That’s what it’s there for!

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:35:42 +0000

Teleport, easy. Although if you ask most guys, they want to be a fly on the wall, as every guy’s perfect world involves him in a girls’ locker room (We envision all the nubile girls rubbing lotion on each other, as that is what movies make us believes happens. That is what happens, right? And everyone has on white towels that sometimes drop to the floor?)

Sometimes they have Disney princesses on them, but that’s pretty close.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:22:35 +0000

You me and your boyfriend should have a drink.

Wait, no. Not one drink.

A lot of drinks.

As opposed to what we usually do?

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:08:46 +0000

Dude, I’m with B on choosing mind-reading over teleportation. Think of the blackmail you could dig up on people! Screw being late — a few weeks of mind-reading and you’d be powerful enough that you wouldn’t have to go anywhere at all!

Like WORK. Oh, that would be heaven…

By: Cafe Fashionista

Cafe Fashionista — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:27:36 +0000

I’m with Herding Cats…a reality show needs to take place. Very, very soon!!

I concur. So long as they pay with cash money.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:00:02 +0000

You guys have some serious conversations (LOL)

And by “serious”, you mean…

By: Brown Girl

Brown Girl — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:58:27 +0000

Ha, B cracks my shit up, he’s so damn funny. Fart rumors…I gotta use that one!

Use and abuse, my dear!

By: Herding Cats

Herding Cats — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:49:20 +0000

Once again, reality show please.

Vh1? You hear that?

By: Stacie

Stacie — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:06:24 +0000

I wish I could teleport.

DUH, right?!

By: Danon

Danon — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:07:52 +0000

lol last night hubs and i were talkin and i asked him if he would rather sky dive or heli-ski…
he looked at me blankly, crossed his arms, stared up in to the cieling (because that is where all the answers to life are kept) and replies ” this line of questioning is making me consider doing both on the same day…you have said i am a dreamer right? and don’t all gods children get to dream? good, let’s get some fried chicken.

I sat there gob-shocked, astounded and a little amused (not because of the fried chicken either….) because, its true…god’s “special children” are supposed to dream aren’t they?

ZIIIIIIIIIIING. Ahahaha!

By: MsDarkstar

MsDarkstar — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:47:35 +0000

Teleport is a win over almost anything except invisibility. And Invisibility + Teleport? You could zap into someone’s bedroom, push one out and be gone… genius!

Oh, there are SO MANY people I would revenge fart…