T: “I can’t believe you’re making me watch a ghost movie. You know how I feel about those.”
R “I didn’t think it would be that scary. You’ve seen ghost movies before, right? You watched Ghost Busters.”

T: “Don’t throw treats at the dog.”
R: “What? He likes it!”
T: “He doesn’t like it. Don’t throw things at him. You’re mean.”
R: “People throw candy at people all the time at parades!”
T: “Well, he’s never been in a parade!”

R: “Whatever. It is what it is.”
T: “Stop saying that. You’re not on a reality TV show.”
R: “I’m gonna throw you under the bus.”

*While folding laundry, R throws a sheet over my head*
T: “I’m a ghost! Raarrarrarr!! Wait… why is the ghost making sounds like he’s eating? Ghosts don’t eat. He probably hasn’t eaten anything in 75 years.”
R: “75 years? What is he a vampire?”
T: “No, he’s a ghost. Ghosts don’t eat. Vampires eat people.”
R: “Ghosts eat. They eat soup.”
T: “Soup?”
R: “Yeah, haven’t you ever heard of ‘Chicken Soup for the Soul?”

He’s also got a few great one liners

R: “Anyone who doesn’t like cake batter ice cream, I’d like to hit them with a bag of hot nickels!”

R: “I have a turbo charged connection. It’s like a regular connection on roids.”

Heh. We should round up all the boyfriends who say funny shiz and put them on stage for our own amusement.
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He was quite indignant about it.

Glad to hear it.

COME ON.

Someone has been up for too many hours…

Wait til you read tomorrow’s…

Something about toot-tastic teleporting cats bangin’ the shiz out of a pantless B?

Next time I’m taking advantage of that ADD ONE linky-dink. Geesh. ^_^

Hahaha. That’s what it’s there for!