Yes, This is Totally What I’m Leaving Up For You to Look at for Five Days.

by LiLu on December 24, 2009 · 67 comments

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No TMI from me today (though I will link yours!), as I’m jetting home to Massachusetts for the holidays. But I leave you with this…

My dear (equally sick-and-twisted) friend Mr. Condescending sent me a little Christmas present yesterday… and after I stopped squealing with glee, I knew it needed to be shared.

You see, Mr. C is a master of all things photograph-y. So, he took a picture of B and I…

and he guido-fied us.

The Jersey Shore's got NOTHIN on us.

(This is, in case you are somehow unaware of America’s latest abomination, a reference to MTV’s new show “Jersey Shore”.)

It’s absolutely perfect, Mr. C. Though next time, might I request that I also be wearing a Bump-It?

PERFECTION.

Happy Holidays, kiddos. Travel safe and all that. Now go get lost in some eggnog (or wine in a can!)

Awesomely bad TMI Thursdays this week…

Tania’s TMI Tuesday

Floreta’s Part II: Wherever the Wind Blows Me

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: The V-card Vlog

Sebastian’s With apologies to all the women I have loved this year

Joshua’s TMI Thursday: Vignettes

amber murphy’s TMI: Christmas Edition (subtitled, the 100th post had to be good.)

JewliaGoulia’s TMI Thursday – 2nd Edition

{ 67 comments }

1 Joshua December 24, 2009 at 8:15 am: I went in a little bit today.

http://techparent42.blogspot.com/2009/12/tmi-thursday-vignettes.html

And that picture is awesome.
2 HannahBlue December 24, 2009 at 8:31 am: Happy Holidays! May your days be full of orange spray glory!

P.S. You guys should totally put that picture in all future holiday cards!
3 Shevonne December 24, 2009 at 8:32 am: I love LOVE it! You all would put those Jersey Shore kids to shame
4 Jackie December 24, 2009 at 8:46 am: Best thing ever! I saw a girl with a bump it last night at the bar and the boy and I looked at eachother and said Jersey Shore. I don’t know what I’d do without that show…
5 amanda December 24, 2009 at 8:46 am: merry christmas, darling!

you and b look pretty sweet with such killer tans. and i definitely think b should consider such a fine hairstyle. it really sits nicely on his scalp.

ps, i’ve never once seen an episode of jersey shore. i feel ashamed.
6 Jules December 24, 2009 at 8:50 am: VERY nice!!! Happy Holidays! Have a great time visiting your friends and family!
7 moooooog35 December 24, 2009 at 9:00 am: I feel like I should go order a hoagie or something now.

And..um..

Suuuuuuuure he Guido-fied.

Sure he did.

Merry Christmas, woman.
8 maddy December 24, 2009 at 9:08 am: Hahaha! Matt is trying to explain something to me at the moment and I’m giggling at this picture instead, golden!
9 Miss_Nobody December 24, 2009 at 9:08 am: Merry Christmas!Have a kickass time!
10 Laura at Vodka Logic December 24, 2009 at 9:16 am: From this Masshole to you… Merry Christmas
11 Mark Price December 24, 2009 at 9:19 am: Merry Christmas Lilu and B !! Your loyal readers (cult followers) will miss you this week!
12 Shannon December 24, 2009 at 9:28 am: WOW! I want one now! Too bad he didn’t it sooner b/c that totally should have been your Christmas Card picture.
13 Vie December 24, 2009 at 9:29 am: That is AWESOME. Have a good break!
14 BlackLOG December 24, 2009 at 9:43 am: Have a great break and thanks for all the inspirational blogging this year.
15 mandy December 24, 2009 at 9:44 am: Hahahah, that is genius.

Merry Christmas!!
16 Sebastian December 24, 2009 at 9:46 am: That’s so hideous… yet so right.

Merry Chrimbo
17 Mr Condescending December 24, 2009 at 9:49 am: Quit telling people I photoshopped that picture, all I did was remove the red eye.

Merry xmas
18 Julia December 24, 2009 at 10:26 am: LOVE this pic! Ha!

Jersey Shore is one of my sick addictions. Perhaps we should now refer to you as Snooki or Li-Wow!

Awesome!

Julia
jewliagoulia.blogspot.com
19 Mary December 24, 2009 at 10:38 am: This is so awesome it hurts.

Have a great holiday!
20 shine December 24, 2009 at 10:40 am: Is it bad that I think you actually look good as a guidette? You’re just not trashy enough! B, on the other hand, is just…frightening like that.
21 Lauren December 24, 2009 at 10:48 am: That is a FANTASTIC picture!!

Hope you and B have a Merry Christmas!!!
22 Kristina P. December 24, 2009 at 11:10 am: You do Guido like nobody’s business! Merry Christmas!
23 flipflopsintherain December 24, 2009 at 11:37 am: I really like that your make-up matches your shirt — fancy!

Merry Fist-pumping Christmas up north!
24 Maxie December 24, 2009 at 11:56 am: NOT TAN ENOUGH.
25 eric December 24, 2009 at 12:02 pm: Whoa, holy f%*($% those earrings ah yaws ah bigga than ya head.
26 hanako66 December 24, 2009 at 12:14 pm: hahahahahhahahaha amazing!

merry christmas!!!
27 alexa - cleveland's a plum December 24, 2009 at 12:14 pm: AH-MAZING

merry christmas love!
28 seyma December 24, 2009 at 12:29 pm: you look so cool actually love that pic of you!!

happy holidays darling.. hope you’ll enjoy it..

love.xoxo
29 Jessica December 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm: Hahahahaha! Love it! That’s too good.
30 Skylers Dad December 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm: Sweet ass picture, but you could be just a tad more orange.

Merry Christmas!
31 andhari December 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm: BAHAHAHAa that man is surely creative!

Have an awesome holiday, Lilu
32 Herding Cats December 24, 2009 at 1:12 pm: That….is pure genius!
33 Stevie December 24, 2009 at 2:07 pm: It totally suits you. Nice rack

Merry Christmas!
34 Desiree December 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm: hilarious.

Tell MA I said holler.
35 Vegetable Assassin December 24, 2009 at 2:38 pm: Oh man, that is CLASSY! And don’t go blaming Mr. C. I know that’s the real “you guys”. Nice try though.

Maybe Mr. C. can start trailerafying everyone too?
36 Katy December 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm: Lol, fun picture. Have a wonderful, blessed Christmas!
37 Lil' Woman December 24, 2009 at 2:56 pm: This def. have made my holiday! : )
38 floreta December 24, 2009 at 3:30 pm: verrry cute! is it bad to say i wish i had your cleavage? haha
39 Marissa December 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm: F*CKING BRILLIANT.

I am sure glad I am regular, otherwise I may have just sh*t my pants. I think B’s hair is the topper.
40 Iva December 24, 2009 at 3:59 pm: BAH!! that is awesome!!!

Happy Holidays!
41 cavy December 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm: YES YES YES YES YES!!!! perfect. you two look HOT with your tans – might this be a prequel for mexico?
42 Walking on Sunshine December 24, 2009 at 4:11 pm: This is awesome!!! LOL Merry Christmas!
43 Cyndy December 24, 2009 at 5:42 pm: That picture is hilarious! Merry Christmas!
44 WendyB December 24, 2009 at 6:20 pm: Awesome!
45 linlah December 24, 2009 at 7:25 pm: Can tell me what color eyeshadow that is cause I can’t live without it.
46 Marie December 24, 2009 at 10:46 pm: I’m with Maxie, more tan!

Merry Christmas!
47 BeckEye December 25, 2009 at 12:14 am: Hahahahha, that’s awesome! I hope you don’t get punched in the face this Christmas.
48 Christy December 25, 2009 at 12:34 am: HAHAHAHA let’s just hope you don’t get punched in the face like Schnooki…
49 deutlich December 25, 2009 at 4:03 pm: that picture is 20 kinds of hilarious
50 Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) December 25, 2009 at 4:07 pm: AHAHAHAHA! Mr. C is a genius!!

Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas!
51 Allison December 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm: This should be your Christmas card – it’s perfect!
And girl, your Jersey Shore drinking game is INTENSE! Like, unbelievably intense! I think I’d literally be dead in 5 minutes… we just play that whenever they say “Jersey Shore” or “guido” you drink… which is still quite the feat.
You’re fabulous, have a brilliant holiday.
52 Penny Lane December 25, 2009 at 8:42 pm: At least he kept your snickas in the woodwork.

Merry Christmas!
53 Tellie December 25, 2009 at 10:25 pm: Hahahaha….and Merry Christmas to you too!
54 Very Married December 25, 2009 at 11:25 pm: AMAZING (and i caught a bit of jersey shore for the first time and it was awwwwful)
55 meleah rebeccah December 25, 2009 at 11:46 pm: That photo is awesome. LOVE the Purple eye shadow on you the most!

♥ Wishing You a Merry Christmas! ♥
56 Mae December 26, 2009 at 7:49 am: Happy Holidays!! Love the photo hehe

x
57 buffalo dick December 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm: You look like something from Mad Max- in a good way…
58 emrlds December 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm: um, amazing.
have fun tomorrow, i wish i could make it!
59 Phil December 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm: Your inner beauty is just as tan.
60 Sarah December 27, 2009 at 12:21 am: Hahaha oh, my, gosh… this is hilarious! Very Jersey Shore indeed
61 Shandal December 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm: That is SO HOT and guidolicious!
62 Ambar December 27, 2009 at 10:20 pm: LOOOOOOL!!!!!! I love it, and Happy Holidays girl XO
63 Nickie December 28, 2009 at 10:49 am: Seriously loveee it! Beat your hearts out Jersey Shore kids, I think we have a situation.
64 Stephanie December 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm: Ha! He is hilarious and creative!
weight loss
65 GregoryJ December 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm: bum pit? is that in the crack some where? or is that where it meets the thigh?
66 Heather December 29, 2009 at 8:48 am: I want one!!! LOL….
67 casey December 29, 2009 at 2:56 pm: my husband will not let me watch jersey shore in peace without adding a running commentary. being from new jersey myself, i was all too please to explain to him that indeed, many of the streotypes ARE TRUE and apply to members of mi familia. sigh. don’t get me started on puerto ricans, aka my second heritage, lol.