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Last weekend, B and a friend headed to the Leesburg outlets while I met the girls for brunch.
“Buy me something!” I yelled, as I left our apartment in search of bacon and champagne.
I know. I’m subtle like that.
A few hours later, we reconvened at home, where the proud little five year old in him showed me his shiny new toys; a lovely suit, a new tie, etc. And then…
“I got you something too!” He beamed, and tossed a bag onto the bed. I scampered over and tore it open, to find what seemed to be a pair of running shorts.
“Oh, thanks babe! You remembered I need new running stuff!” I shook them open and held them up to see what they were like.
And quickly realized that something was wrong. Very, very wrong. As in, too-much-material and no-leg-holes wrong.
“Um… did you just buy me a skort?” I asked accusingly, and immediately twittered.
It turned out to not be a skort, but a “running skirt” with underoo netting, which my running pro friend Kbo assured me was all the rage now in Charleston. So I packed it up the next morning, intending to give it a try at my lunch hour workout.
Noon rolled around and I begrudgingly headed down to the gym. I suited up in my workout attire, skirt and all.
It was (bulky) fuscia with running stripes… and I looked absolutely ridiculous.
But when has that ever stopped me from anything before?
Now, I’ve worked out enough where I know you’re better off using the restroom beforehand, rather than experiencing the need during. So, I popped into a stall, and delighted with the easy-access design of the skirt for the first time, I whipped it up, and, ahem, began to, ah,well… tinkle, if you will.
(Most of you probably won’t.)
Immediately, I felt that something was very, very wrong. And also my thighs were kind of hot. And not in a good way.
I looked down, and realized that while the skirt did indeed flip up easily for accessibility…
The underwear netting beneath it certainly did not.
Awk.
Ward.
Sigh. All I can say is, if anyone asks me when the last time I peed my pants was, I’m totally going to lie… because I was NOT wearing pants. I was wearing a goddamn running skort that can go get the freaking swine flu, for all I care.
So THERE!
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Were you expecting a “Post Secret” TMI Thursday? Well, I need more entries! You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.
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That is too funny…. I myself can honestly say I have never peed myself….
I think I am missing out on something
Skort getting swine flu, absolutely hilarious XD but don’t be too hard on yourself. Those things should seriously come with instruction manuals.
Oh my gosh, too freaking funny. I always wondered about those. I refuse to give them a try, especially now that I know they are easily peed in. Eek.
You are 7 different shades of classy.
Just A Girl Reply:
December 17th, 2009 at 11:08 am
And fuschia is one of those shades.
i cannot stop laughing at skort… and then, peed in skort??? BWAHAHAHA.
skort ahahahhaha can i see the pic of the mentioned skort? so that i can laugh some more. bwahhahaha
if there happens to be surveillance footage of you in this skort, I suggest you get a hold of it for everyone to see. just sayin.
You totally peed in your skort! Awesome. You can’t see it but I’m pointing and laughing at your like the kids in elementary school do….not that I would know……
I don’t run but I am thinking good old fashion shorts work and I can’t even understand the skort, netting and all of it sounds complicated and then peeing your pants well, that just sucks. But, you didn’t finish it, what did you do the rest of the day??? Did you go without undies all day??? That would totally suck, I hate not wearing underwear, I have no idea how women go without their underwear???
I think you should make B wear them and see how he likes them… Probably easier for him since he can stand up and pee
So, a running skirt is for when you go running and you fall down and the hobo’s can all get a look at your hoo haw, yes?
I totally wish my peeing my pants story was as good as yours. I mean really, you do have a valid reason. Mine? I was just laughing….and whoops! Just like that fucking commercial! I’m blaming childbirth… damn bladder….
aw man, I hope your work has showers!
Hehe. I was totally googling running skirts yesterday. I have been warned. And um. Whose boyfriend goes shopping while their girlfriend goes out and gets drunk. Hello? It’s too cute.
LMAO!!!
I just laughed so hard and my co-workers came in to ask me what was wrong. Thank you for a lovely morning blog post.
Really you NEED to post pictures of you in the skort to make this even more funnier than it already is!
Big question, though: did you wash and continue wearing said skort? Or is it game over, time to hit the (yellow) showers?
First adult-peeing-themselves-story I’ve heard that didn’t involve drugs, alcohol, or Freddy Krueger.
Congratulations.
Bahahahah! Well it happens to the best of us. I guess the running skorts haven’t hit the fashion market here in tx because I haven’t seen one yet. But they should put disclaimers on the skort or something. Netting is thin and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t notice it either.
It’s the thought that counts, right? Right? Or was he just hoping you’d wear them around him?
Skorts are trendy? For real? Are you sure they weren’t playing a holiday joke on you?
You just peed yourself so you wouldn’t have to work out, huh? Admit it. I’ve been there.
I really really want to comment, but…I’m laughing too hard.
You…you…you…peed yourself. Hahahahahahahahahaha. This is almost as good as my boss’s shenanigans. Except, of course, better, because this happened to YOU.
I’m not trendy either. I don’t run enough to need one but I’ve heard some people love them. xoxo
SC
I am confused. Did you think you just had no underoos on? Would you run with no panties?
shine Reply:
December 17th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I second this line of questioning.
I have the same question as That Kind of Girl – have you used it since?
Lol. Damn skorts! Ruining tinkling since 2009.
Oh, honey… I don’t even know. What I think it was is that you were just THAT intent on getting to your workout.
You may not be trendy but you used the words “scamper” and “tinkle” in one post, and for that I think you’re awesome.
Workout skorts are all the rage? Ok, that’s just strange. Glad you humored your guy though =) Are you going to wear it again?
I may have to send in something for TMI Thursday… I kept thinking I don’t have anything that’s TMI! But I think I found something that will work.
It happens to the best of us.
Was anyone filming this?
I just have a hunch that one day I’m going to see you on some sort of fetish website.
ha! now thats funny! skirts are all kinds of confusing that way!
How do you run in a skort though. I have to have shorts that are at least fingertip length or they bunch up and i wind up with horrible burns on my thighs, and it aint pretty.
Maybe its cus my thighs are fat. But thus the running. I’m working on it.
i’m stupid too, its not just customers
Your post made me have to run to the bathroom. You know…just in case. I want hot thighs but I don’t want *hot* thighs.
Plus, I’m participating today, too (in TMI, not peeing your pants).
http://badmuthafudruckers.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/usually-this-would-clear-a-room/
thank god lexa mentioned it first, i was wondering what happended to your underwear too (not in a freakish way!) but either way A for effort on both your and B’s part!
This is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while. A skort and pants peeing? Golden.
OH, man. Rough. Seriously, I live in fear of pee-on-clothing, hence, even when I wore some spanx with some easy access, I still took them off.
Also, I love you for admitting this to the whole internet.
Skorts weren’t made for running…or for most other things.
i own one of those bad boys and they’re nothing but trouble. talk about a whole different kind of ride up your ass and chafe (chaffe?) (how the fuck do you spell that word?) situation going on!
Your talent at the game of life never ceases to amaze me.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
I knew there had to be a downside to those built in undie things. I’m still wishing that panty hose and tights came with a trapdoor.
It’s not a lie since you didn’t pee on pants! hahaha KLASSY!
Good to know you’re doing your part to keep rule 35 alive and well. You did film this debacle, right?
I just read this post out loud to my boyfriend, he was dying. this is so something he’d buy me. lol
This would really only happen to you. But I do know that feeling…well actually.
I actually have two different running skirts and, while I love them, I have very *nearly* forgotten to yank down the panties part a time or two. So I understand.
There are so many questions running through my head. Did it run down your leg into the running shoes? Did you continue to work out? Did you have to store the peed skort until you could take it home?
This is all a bunch of embarrassing wrapped in hilarious.
LOL. You should try yoga pants-Very comfy and straightforward.:)
Awwww, we all have one of those pee stories! But funny, loved it!
The only thing missing from this post is before and after pics.
Thank you for that.
I’ve peed myself more than an adult human should admit. I think I have a faulty urethra.
I’m still trying hard to visualize what a skort is but I get confusing thoughts as to the tinkle part which is a very wrong thing to imagine or visualize.
But not for some.
I would laugh at you but then I would be laughing at myself b/c I too have done something VERY similar. Skirts throw me off. I’m used to pants! I pulled my skirt up once and sat down only to start to go and notice I hadn’t pulled down my undies! Oops! So I went commando the rest of the day. Talk about windy!
hahaha, I can totally see myself doing this.
Ok, tough love.
Skorts are not ok. But it’s from B, so it’s a love skort. So…I’ll let it slide.
Like the pee did down your leg.
IVE HAD COFFEEEEEE.
Oh. My. Lanta! that’s funny!!
LOL… wow this is the stuff that happens when im drunk haha
hahahaa!! Score one for being an awesome gf that you would consider wearing it anyway, fuscia loudness and all. I thought this post was going to be all about that but surprise kicker at the end., omg, I FELL off my chair. Lordie that was freaking hilarious!!
That’s a hilarious story, and the way you write it makes it THAT much funnier.
Running skirts really are all the rage. Tons of girls in my running group wear them!
I don’t think B loves you at all LiLu. I think it’s some sorta sick research project or something. WTF? A skort? It’s an exercise thing? No. Fucking. Way. Ever.
Haha!! Wow. You know the sad thing-That’s something I would probably do. Lol
You are so awesome it hurts.
You cease to amaze me!
Yeah, peeing in your skort is TOTALLY not the same as peeing your pants, so it won’t even be a lie.
I just joined the fray, a bit later than I wanted, but for good reason. It’s all in the post. Here we go!
Do you have a lot on your mind?
I do insanely entertaining things when my mind is going a mile a minute.
haaaaaa. i’m with TKOG – did you rinse ‘em and hit the treadmill anyway?
Hahahaha, I can’t think of too many things worse than this that can happen at the gym! F’ing skorts… I have a feeling I may or may not have done this once in my life
Thanks for sharing!!!
Well, u could have lied but now you cant, since you’ve already told us all. stupid skorts. stupid. stupid.
So, what exactly are the ‘pros’ about skorts? I love it when women wear skirts, but if there is no chance of lets say, a gust of wind blowing it up whilst they are lets say ‘jogging’, then where’s the excitement and danger????
I think I need a photo of such skort.
Is it weird that i’m more disturbed by the concept of this whole work-out skirt idea than you PEEING on it?
oh my!
just…. oh my!!!!!
*rocking back and forth* snorting wildly. OMG you’re hilarious.
You know, I was amazed when I first heard the term ‘skousers’… and I am equally amazed to hear of a ‘skort’.
why would they ever create a running skort? that is just so wrong. it reminds me of ‘a league of their own’ where they play baseball in dresses, because you know that totally makes sense, haha.
Too funny!
Wow. Reminds me of the time I relieved myself at the finish line during a college cross country race. Very. Awkward.
Hilarious. I totally used to have one of those when I was little but it didn’t have any netting, and I never peed in it.
Wow, I have never heard of a running skirt.
And now I’m definitely never getting one.
Um, that’s really too funny!
Hahaha, that is too funny. I agree, it wont be a lie because peeing in a skort is not the same as peeing your pants.
People who haven’t peed themselves since they were little… no fun. Welcome to the cool kids club.sw
Yeah, I don’t get the workout short thing, either. A woman at my gym had one on, and I initially thought she’d just come from Tennis and hadn’t changed. Now I just see she was wearing something silly.
Tomorrow I’m going to show up at my gym in my Riding Gear. Nothing like jodhpurs, riding boots and a hard hat to help facilitate a great workout! (hey – if she can wear tennis / golf gear, I can wear what I want, too)
(oh, and I meant to say workout SKORT, not short. Duh.)
I’m well practised in the art of pissing myself in public. Check out ‘summer wedding’ from earlier this month and discover why after 10 beers a jumpsuit is sooooo not practical!
oh. my. gosh. HILARIOUS!!!
Running in skorts? What will come next the return of the full length swimming costume? You didn’t accidentally pee yourself, you stood up for womens’ rights…or some such biznaz like that.
Nice of B to bring you something though.
I about pissed my pants when I read you pissed your pants. Ironic? Quite possibly.
Hah! Hysterical! It definitely wouldn’t be a lie–skorts are about as far from pants as anything!
I wore many a skort in my day (that would be back in the mid ’90s and with black tights a la Rachael Green). But never one for exercise.
Something similar happened to me once at work when I was wearing barely there underwear and somehow managed to not pull it down with my pants in the bathroom. I was in a big hurry and very distracted. Good thing I was wearing pants since I obviously had to toss the thong and go commando for the rest of the day.
THat was AWESOME! I was laughing so hard, but actually since I lost my voice it just sounded like heavy breathing and some squeaks. Awwkward. LOL
Ha! Wow. Let me know how it works out for you though, if you ever do run in it!
That is truly awesome. A running skirt. Wow. I’m sure it pales in comparison to my childhood skorts in my Limited Too days, though. Not even the most novel athletic skort can measure up to a Cher Horwitz-style plaid with matching knee socks.
wahahahha… I’ve never heard of running skirts, but I will pretend not to have read this post too… you’re secret is hidden.. here on the internet
loves
I completely agree with Veronica!
“Yeah, peeing in your skort is TOTALLY not the same as peeing your pants, so it won’t even be a lie.”
AGREED!!!
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