***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***

TMI Thursday!!! (ew)

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the seventh installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

I know I claimed last week’s entry would be the last one for a bit, but they kept rolling in… so please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time. I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: Quotables

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who gets eaten alive by parasites (a TMI Thursday from the vault)

jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: midnight waterfall.

Joshua’s TMI-Lite Thursday: Charlie Brown Imitation

Ms.Terri’s I’m baaack with a ’short’ TMI story

Sebastian’s Forgive me… for I have dribbled

M’s TMIT: What’s That Smell?

P’s TMI THURSDAY: SURELY I SHOULD HAVE GOT PAID MORE FOR THAT PHONE CALL???

Zan’s TMI Thursday: You Want Me to Put my Tongue…WHERE?

Stephanie’s TMI THURSDAY: Who want’s a ride on the poo train?

Daffy’s TMI Thursday – Sleeping With The Dogs

Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Boxes Break…when you don’t want them to

spleen’s TMI Thursday IDEAS

Tricia’s Guest Post: TMIT: My Boy Toy

Cassie’s TMI Thurs: A nice topic for Thanksgiving dinner

Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Been In Tiger’s Shoes.

Mb’s I least I didn’t POP the cherry

Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: Thank God for friends, to hell with enemas!

Carol’s Buck-up June!

PrincessQ’s TMI Thursday: Serial Farter

Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI THURSDAY – Peek a boo Slicker

shine’s TMI Thursday – Gynecologists are the new celebrity hairstylists, apparently.

the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: In Which We Discover Why Shower Sex is Not an Option

Wonderful’s TMI Thursday: I’m Bleeding!

Cleveland Poet’s The cart and the cake or TMI Thursday

Jennifer’s TMI Thursday – While I was sleeping

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: a rose by any other name

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Trip to the Doctor’s

Sapphyre’s TMI Thursday (okay, its sorta late… again.)

Lucy’s TMI Thursday: The School Bus Stop

Sachiana Georgieva’s TMI Thursday: The Unfortunate Public Bathroom Incident

Kirsten’s TMI Thursday

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{ 62 comments }

1 Joshua December 10, 2009 at 7:55 am

I’ll be honest, I suck at TMI for some reason. I can tell jokes and stories of someone else that cross that TMI line, but I just can’t do with about myself. I think I tell more embarassing stories than TMI ones, but I threw one in the ring today, TMI-Lite style. But, I gave you props and directed people this way, even though I couldn’t get the picture-link to work.

2 Adrienzgirl December 10, 2009 at 8:12 am

OMG, the hand on the boobie bikini? FAIL!

That’s just nasty!

3 Denise @ Swelle December 10, 2009 at 8:13 am

Holy crap. This makes my habit of putting tennis balls in my shirt when I was 10 years old and riding my bike around the neighbourhood and then wiping out one day when I ran over them when they fell out (I didn’t have a training bra yet) seem like nothing.

4 Laura at Vodka Logic December 10, 2009 at 8:29 am

More fascinating secrets. Do you ever worry about some of the people that post them?

5 Lee the Hot Flash Queen December 10, 2009 at 8:30 am

Dang…those are once again stellar

6 The Peach Tart December 10, 2009 at 8:48 am

I love The Post Secret messages. They make me feel so much more normal than I am.

7 littlemsblogger December 10, 2009 at 9:01 am

I love these. They’re straight to the point and enterntaining — actually, some are quite sad.

8 Jennifer December 10, 2009 at 9:04 am

The hand bra? Probably the best thing I’ve seen in weeks. Total class.

9 moooooog35 December 10, 2009 at 9:06 am

I had no idea I’d bruised Jim so badly.

I mean, um..

GROSS.

10 nikki December 10, 2009 at 9:09 am

The most important question is: Where can I can that bikini top?

11 Mo December 10, 2009 at 9:10 am

Peeing in the shower isn’t normal human behaviour?

I kid…

Seriously.

12 carissajade December 10, 2009 at 9:17 am

Some goodies this week! I heart that palm bra. Do they have it in man-palm? I’m gonna go ahead and throw it out there, that I too, pee in the shower. I also poop(not in the shower.) I almost said I would go mouth to ass with Jennifer Aniston, but on second thought I think I’m gonna have to draw the line somewhere, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to do any fun post its next time…

13 seyma December 10, 2009 at 9:34 am

oh my good lord!! i didn’t realise it’d come true when i said “it’s getting nastier” last week.. but hell no i can’t belieeve my eyes :)

these are naughty!!

love..

14 Penny Lane December 10, 2009 at 9:39 am

Hands down…..best week! Thats exactly what I needed before this boring ass meeting I am heading into.

15 Alice December 10, 2009 at 9:54 am

wow. this makes me wish i had better secrets so i could share them with you all as well.

16 hillbillyduhn December 10, 2009 at 9:58 am

I’ve had intense sex before, but I’ve never been bruised like that! Holy cow. Hand bra – cool on somebody else!! LOL!

17 Dave "Loose Cannon" Wills December 10, 2009 at 10:10 am

I love this series. And we can all relate to some of these things without actually saying that it happened to us too. I look forward to these all the time and when you said you were stopping I was shocked at first. I see this going big…viral even!

Btw the snow!? I’m really liking the touch especially since I’ve been waiting for it to snow here in Charlotte. You truly are an uber blogger and continue to inspire me! : )

18 Kristina P. December 10, 2009 at 10:25 am

I must get that hand bra.

19 Ed Adams December 10, 2009 at 10:48 am

I am totally starting to chicken out on posting my big TMI.

Maybe next week.

20 Clevelandpoet December 10, 2009 at 10:58 am

hands down my favorite one ever is the “he liked to fuck my shoulder blades thats his least creepy fetish”

pure awesomeness as always!

21 justjp December 10, 2009 at 10:58 am

I love these things! I keep saying I should do one, but, alas, I am too lazy.

22 Sadako December 10, 2009 at 11:06 am

Aw, the lesbian one kinda made me sad.

23 Kellie December 10, 2009 at 11:11 am

I am rolling over the hand bikini! And the Jennifer Aniston’s asshole one… um, ew. :) These never disappoint.

24 georgie December 10, 2009 at 11:13 am

WOW!

25 Just A Girl December 10, 2009 at 11:15 am

To the one who no longer wants her husband – I’ve never been married so I can’t give you any advice on that front, but if you really, truly can’t make things better with your husband, leave. You shouldn’t have to spend your life miserable because of what people would think. But I mentioned earlier that the one who got away isn’t always that great either – if you leave, leave for YOU not for him.

26 Herding Cats December 10, 2009 at 11:21 am

Once again, a good round!

27 Liebchen December 10, 2009 at 11:31 am

I know all the words I want to write down…it’s just finding an appropriate picture.

28 J December 10, 2009 at 11:33 am

That last one creeped me out in every single way….

29 Candice December 10, 2009 at 11:35 am

The “secret pooping” and the last one = awesome

30 Dani December 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm

6 years of secret pooping is some major dedication.

And to the gal who is worried about being hated by mutual friends, if they are the kind of friends worth keeping they will support your decision to leave an unhappy situation and rid yourself of a forever “what if?”

31 Wonderful December 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm

People might not admit it, but you know that everyone pees in the shower. duh.

32 BigMamaCass December 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Awesome :)

33 melanie December 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm

love these…they make me feel ‘normal’ ;)

34 alexa - cleveland's a plum December 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm

yet another amazing set of secrets.

i love this day!

35 eric December 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Shoulder blades??!?! The mind boggles at what must have been an incredibly complicated chain of events to bring that up to the top of the list of things to do.

JP Reply:

“Hey honey, roll over for a sec… You know your back is incredibly hot… roll your shoulders back… oh yea… hold it right there… Let me slide it in between… What do you mean ‘what the hell am I doing?’… I’m fucking your shoulder blades… duh!”

Yeah that qualifies for a “wut?!?!”

Who would even consider doing that?

Laura at Vodka Logic Reply:

I can think of odder things… like bruises. Whatever floats your boat

36 Phil December 10, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Everyone has peed in the shower, and everyone would totally eat Jennifer Aniston’s ass if she wanted you to.

37 MJenks December 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm

How does one fuck a shoulder blade?

You know what–no. On second thought, I don’t even want to know.

38 Kelly December 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

These are awesome. Especially, the secret pooper… I need to get the hand bikini. I think that will be great for my boyfriends company retreat in Puerto Rico in Jan (“insert evil laugh here”).

39 Aritza, Goddess of .. December 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Hahaha, the pee in the shower one, I was totally gonna post that. Especially after justjp’s comments on the subject last PS TMIT .. or the one before !

Love the secrets this week !

And kuddos to the bruised girl, I’m sure it was worth it !

40 Nickie December 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Once again, amazing.

41 Riff Randell December 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm

I feel like now that they’re so anonymous, people are using it as an emotional laxative. Not that there’s anything wrong with spilling your guts, but some of them definitely made me squirm… and not in the “OMG I can’t believe she left her tampon in for a MONTH!!” way.

I’m with Vodka Logic Laura; do you ever worry about some of the posters?

42 Veronica December 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Okay, I hate to be the “stranger giving advice to a stranger” person, but my heart aches for the woman who does not love her husband.

My husband is not wildly successful at the moment (but he just finished grad school YESTERDAY, so I cut him some slack!), we have debt, and we scrape to get by at times, but I love him with all of my heart. I love every single second I have with him. I wake up excited to see his face.

I really wish everyone could and would marry for love. :(

43 Ms.Terri December 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm

People SHOULD pee in the shower. It’s ecologically friendly.

Veronica Reply:

I TOTALLY agree.

JP Reply:

I pee and shave in the shower… I used to brush my teeth too…

44 mscleanslate December 10, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Once again, thanks for the “thinspiration”… I believe I’ll make some lovely shortbread cookies with chocolate drops this week!

To the woman who doesn’t love her husband… don’t waste one moment of your life being in a marriage that doesn’t suit you. Certainly, if it is a passing “we’re going through tough times and I’ll get over it”, then stay and try to work on things but you might want to give yourself a deadline (3 or 6 months) and if you put in a genuine effort to be happier in that timespan and are still unhappy then LEAVE. I wasted over a decade of my life in a dead-end marriage and I’ll never have that time back. But don’t stay because “they” won’t understand.

45 Lucy December 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Oh, my gosh, these are amazing. Peeing in the shower is ecologically friendly?? That is a good one!!

Destroying your insides to be thin and fulfill an ‘outside’ image, oh please get help, especially since you have a child. It is not worth your health, I hope you figure it out for you and your family.

46 AnnQ December 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Damn…those are good.

47 JP December 10, 2009 at 4:57 pm

I have no idea if your BF would be into lesbian porn or not… Do you watch any porn together? Maybe you could get a compilation of it… some guy on girl, some girl on girl… and watch that together… and see how he reacts to the girl on girl.

Personally I find it all hot and I think most guys think girl on girl is hot too…

48 Jules December 10, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Wow. THe things people are telling you!

49 meleah rebeccah December 10, 2009 at 6:50 pm

The Jennifer Aniston reference made me laugh, but the shoulder blade thing KIND OF freaked me out!
xoxo

50 anoukange December 10, 2009 at 7:20 pm

wow….people are walking around with some heavy shit in their closets.

51 Hip Hop Hippie December 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Um, I need that midget hand bikini top. I really must have it.

52 Cheryl December 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm

The husband one is my favourite- there’s pretty much nothing better than that.
Of course, I hope it never happens to me.

53 districtofchic December 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm

OMG shoulder blades??? I must be really boring…

54 nashe December 11, 2009 at 1:48 am

I feel bad for thinking that that last one is the best of the lot.

55 Kristin December 11, 2009 at 2:56 am

Ohhhhhhhh Kenny. Who knew?

56 Tonya December 11, 2009 at 11:20 am

OMG I love these. I’m addicted.

57 Sachi December 11, 2009 at 4:39 pm

oooooh that last one is killer.

lesbian porn girl, whoever you are, tell your bf! i’m pretty sure he’d be into the fact that you find the female form as titillating as he does… as long as you remind him you still like penis, that is. haha, gotta watch out for that male ego.

these post secret TMI Thursdays are my absolute favoritest. i hope they keep on comin’.

58 spleeness December 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm

To the poor lass pining for your ex… follow your heart, k? Those feelings are not going to go away, they’re just going to get stronger. It doesn’t mean you should be with the ex but I do think it means you need to start saving money and thinking about what you could do to make your life better (which sounds like it might mean separating from hubby). Friends & everyone else’s opinion be damned. If they were your true friends, they would support whatever made you happy even if it didn’t make complete sense to them. hugs. xoxoxxo

59 spleeness December 11, 2009 at 6:39 pm

LiLu, are you doing more of these? I always get ideas when I see the latest installment!

60 Jill Pilgrim December 11, 2009 at 10:35 pm

Is it a sign of terminal narcissism that I always think these things are about me?

61 Em December 11, 2009 at 10:49 pm

Wherever did you find that photo, lesbian porn girl? This gay wants that in poster form! Anyone else know? I know it’s a lookalike to the Tanya Chalkin one.

62 MinD December 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm

I love these. For real… You ever stop and I’ll cry. Don’t make me cry.

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