***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***
Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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It is time… for the sixth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)
This will be the last of these for a little while, but I’m going to do a new installment of the “Post Secret” style every few months, so please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.
Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…
- PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these.
- You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
- Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.
All righty, then. And away we go…
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: A Shredded Shower Sissy.
the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: The Towering Poo-ferno
Camille’s TMI Thursday : The rash… (and my own postsecret)
mylittlebecky’s poop is for eating! (tmit)
spleen’s …um, about that brain thing I forgot to tell you about… (it’s nothing now.)
Zan’s TMI Thursday: It Was NOT Egg, Mom!
Sharky Speaks’ Oh, dear me, time for afternoon TEA!
Sebastian’s Michelangelo’s David
Carissa Jaded’s TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.
Mb’s ExxonMobil wants to put an oil rig on my face after reading this
Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Used That Line…
PrincessQ’s TMI Thursday: Don’t Mark Your Territory
Carol’s Random 11
Jessica’s TMI Thursday – The Thanksgiving Potato
Sean’s TMI Thursday: My Life
ClevelandPoet’s TMI Thursday: The Black Goo
Griffin’s TMI Thursday: Where’s my inhaler?
Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Smear It On The Window
amber murphy’s TMI Thursday: in which I embarrass my sister
Tricia’s TMIT: Wisdom and Vomit (And How They Tie Together)
Priscilla’s Placenta Bear
Lucy’s TMI Thursday: The Unveiling!
Lebombed1′s Something I wasn’t thankful for…
P’s TMI THURSDAY: HOW TO MAKE A GUY FALL FOR YOU . . . APPARENTLY . . .
Sapphyre’s TMI Thursday
bing’s TMI Thursday: It’s pretty weird when you stop and think about it
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Love the last one!
These kid ones are scary as f*ck!
I’ll miss these post secret TMI’s
I have been very tempted to do the towel wiping thing on several occasions, but usually opt to just drip dry…And eww to the thing popping in the mouth.. made me nearly choke up my oatmeal!
I don’t think having a clit piercing makes anyone less sweet but perhaps they get to feel a bit rebellious.
I will miss post secrets also:(
The one about loving the ex…we all have that one person. I never thought about it as being selfish. Maybe that’s what it is.
next time i have a party i’m washing every single towel that is out, and putting a lock on the linen closet.
i like the nipple one and the toilet paper one the best. now, are we talking the actual nipple? or around the nipple. i’m having a hard time picturing…. i guess we’ll never know. *wistful sigh*
Spiking your girl’s drinks with Libido-Max is wrong on so many levels.
Damn I love these!!!
I look forward to TMI Post Secrets every week since you started.
With apologies to Del-V here, the Libido-Max spiking one is PURE GENIUS!!
Let’s just categorize this under ‘why didn’t I think of that’ and call it a day.
Amazing.
A Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I will say that I bought them on clearance at the local grocery store. I doubt I would have tried it if it was full price. But recently we haven’t needed it. I think once you get the engine fired up, the sex itself is enough fuel to keep it going.
Del-V Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I’m just saying that “Journey’s Greatest Hits” can melt your girl’s panties off faster than any drug. Plus it won’t fuck up her liver.
A Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
If we’re going that route, I get more mileage out of Janet Jackson’s “Janet” CD.
It helps to have a woman who finds chicks hot too.
Ew, ew, ew on the popping one. Now I’ve got the dry heaves.
Oh, good, the pressure is off. I can work on mine and send it in whenever.
I identify with the “why do i still want you when you’re never nice to me”, but not the zit popping part. *gag*
These are so dang good!! I keep thinking of something that I can do….but, I’m at a loss!!
I’ve come to the conclusion that two redheads can never be in a lasting meaningful relationship… We’re just too combustible. We’d be like a supernova… Amazingly white hot, then burn ourselves out.
Urk. Bacne.
i just can say WOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!
it’s getting dirtier every week..
love and xx
Love the last one. =]
I’m sorry but if you only leave one roll of toilet paper in your only bathroom before a party you deserve to have to buy new towels.
Well done, folks. These were way better than the actual PS from this week, in my opinion.
lol @ the first one. i got my nipples pierced back in high school and for like a month it was all everyone could talk about.i couldnt figure out why it was so shocking. just cause it’s covered up 80% of the time doesnt make you any less sweet/normal.
I think I would have puked right there in the sack in someone’s bacne popped in my mouth. And ohhhhhh my with the ladies and the babies; those made me squirm. As for the bathroom sitch, I would have drip- dried before I’d used a hand towel. How many people have semi-washed their hands and then dried them on that towel? You’re getting everyone else’s germies in your crotch! Ewwwwww!
Don’t most women have nipple hair? Hmmmmm.
Love the hand towel one. hahahahahaha
Don’t worry nipple hair person, I have that too..just take a razor to it!
Laura at Vodka Logic Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
ouch
Veronica Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
double ouch.
The towel thing. At a party many years ago, we had a similiar situation. 20 people, one half bath, one really worn down hand towel to dry our hands after washing them. One of my co-partiers still references that day. We all skeeve out a bit on that. Now have this to add on top. I knew everyone at the party, but some of them were sick bastards.
Amazing.And ew at the popping one.
I read the first one and wondered if I’d sent a secret in without realizing.
I guess it’s out there now.
*gag* the bacne one was so gross, I hate that I always get the most disgusting mental pictures!
I think this was the best of the bunch (secret-wise). These are great! I can’t wait for another edition in a few months.
These all were sent in from different people, right?
I agree with the red headed one lately.
ps – at least it was just pee right? It could have been *much* worse.
“One of yours popped in my mouth” Holy Hell that is nasty!
Ladies, please don’t have “oops” babies. It isn’t fair to the man and isn’t fair to the child.
And I’ll have an extra cupcake for the “nothing tastes as good as thin feels” person.
my fav is the piercing one because I always like to play “guess the clit piercing” to guess which girls who don’t look the part have one. Of course rare is it we find out if we are right.
as always… these are wonderfully brilliant!
I have my biggest TMI post ever lined up for next week when the regular TMI format returns.
If I don’t chicken out.
secrets get more and more interesting. I hope you keep getting them.
I look forward to these every week now!
It took me forever to realize that wasn’t some kind of splotchy gourd in the backne one. And IN THE MOUTH?? Must have been some biting going on.
I’ve popped one during sex, but only because I couldn’t focus until I did.
LMAO on the hair nipple and spiking libido pills. Wow.
That photo of Lindsay Lohan is the same one I took to the salon like five years ago. Definitely don’t want to look like her these days. Yeesh!
If my girlfriend wasn’t so sensitive to supplements/medicines/etc I might have done it. Ya get freaked out when you go thru a trauma or health issue or whatever and it just snowballs till your not doing it anymore, and I think she would have been much better with a jumpstart.
I’m not saying its right, I’m just saying.
We miss each other so much.
Hopefully the Zoloft will help.
Hilarious. Gross…. but hilarious!
Hell yeah redheads!
I love these and I want to figure out how to do one. That is my goal this week, I really love these!!!!
i am a post secret addict. surprised i haven’t sent any in yet…
Genius. Again. As always. These are so great. I need to think of another one…
What is with the redhead thing, not dogging redheaded girls, but I have heard they are better in bed? Why is this?
JP Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Redheads are “firey”… in personality and in bed…
zipcode Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
so are blondes
erin Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
and brunettes!
It’s funny, because the “oops baby” secret shocked me the most. Even more than the bacne!! My mouth dropped open. But … it’s not like it’s never been done before. Oldest trick in the book.
I think my favourite was the toilet paper one – it made me laugh out loud.
If I was at a party where that happened, I’m going to hope and pray its the time that I am too drunk to remember that washing (and drying) my hands is necessary.
Lots of babies and it’s not even Christmas yet, so we can’t blame the nog.
Yikes.. or spikes, which ever
Now I will make sure to FULLY stock TP at any party I host – eww!
Loved the spiking his girls drink one…too funny!!!
These are awesome!!! my favorite is the TP story. now i’m going to wash my hand towels after every.single. party.
nice snow, except next time you should MAKE IT RAIN on your blog
REDHEADS are where it is AT! That’s REAL!
the bacne is seriously gross!!!! it even popped, euwwwww!
btw, i feel so christmas-ey with the falling snow on your page! thanks lilu
xoxo
Great selection this week!! I commend everyone’s honesty! It’s always difficult to admit to things like this even if you’re doing it anonymously!
OMG ! I just almost puked with that zit popping one.
Blah!
AND THAT’S why I carry hand sanitizer!
Love, love, LOVE!
I have some thoughts about a few of these but it’s TMI.
That last one is SASSY.
Okay the back acne one. “Why can’t I ever stop thinking about you?” Now that’s love right dere!!! (Going to throw up now).
I look forward to these more than I do the actual post secrets.
these are HYSTERICAL! *Loved*
So, about the zip popping in the mouth…totally happened to me in high school. Said zit was on my boyfriend’s neck. I puked.
every guy who’s ever thought going without condoms is a good idea should read the “oops baby” ones… If I recall, there have been several over this series… yikes….
To be fair, it is hard to accurately guess the existence of clit piercings… the last time I guessed I got it very wrong…
I’m scared for life from that picture of the guys back.
last one is totally my fave, but WHY must everyone trace us back to lindsay lohan?! yuck.
JP Reply:
December 4th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
She was still on the Hot side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal at that point… but shortly thereafter she takes a nosedive towards Crazy and hasn’t come anywhere close to the Diagonal since.
To handtowel:
ahahahahahahaahahahaahahhaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s all.
Dude, @handtowel, this is why a girl’s got to carry Kleenex and Purell on her at all times. You learn that lesson once the hard way.
Also, not to like totally go out on a limb here, but come on, dudes, zit popping isn’t like vommingly bad. Sex is so full of fluids anyway!
As always I love these!! Brutal honesty is the BEST!
PS> how did you get the snow?
BigMamaCass Reply:
December 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
never mind, i remembered and figured it out on my own
I’m liking these better than the actual PostSecrets. Maybe because there are more nipple references.
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