Over the past couple week’s I’ve been inspired by the “Gift-Giving Guides” everyone’s been posting; in fact, I think I’ve been able to cross off almost half of my own Christmas list because of them. So, I thought I would come up with one of my own, and hopefully help a few of you X some names off your own lists as well.
And so we have it,
“The Holiday Gift Guide, LiLu Style”
In this terrifying day and age, it’s only natural that you should want to protect your loved ones from the dreaded plu. Stuff their stockings with this Swine Flu Survival Kit!
Protect thee from the bacon!
Speaking of bacon, is this not The Awesome???? I like my money greasy…
I have absolutely zero justification for the existence of these… all I know is I WANT THEM.
Hander. PANTS! Hander. PANTS!
Tell me, when is the “Christmas Story” leg lamp NOT a good idea? All I want to know is, does it come in a box marked “Fra-geel-ay”???
Front and center in my house, baby.
Need a $10 present for an office gift-swap? Try and tell me this “Swearing F-bomb Talking Plush Bomb” isn’t JUST the thing!!
Do they make this in sling shot form?
Now, this just wouldn’t be a LiLu gift-guide without something poo related. So here you are, animal lovers… the “Little Poopsie Dog Poop Chew Toy”!
"He called the shit poo!!!"
All I want to know is, why on EARTH am I just finding out about the all-amazing Hopsholster?! I can pretty much guarantee there will be two of these in my house on Christmas morning, one way or another…
Um. How much for those abs?
Celebrities and ducks… who can believe this is the very first time these two phenomenons are coming together??
All he's missing is his green hat.
Back when B was still all “I’m allergic to cats” (pssssh!), I was obsessed with getting one of these little guys. And yes, it was 98% because of this video. No shame.
Boogie boogie!!!
For the man (or differently lift-styled lady) in your life, Bobble Babe drink holders! (Click through for jiggle…)
Tee hee!
Yes, I know this is really, really wrong. But am I the only one who also finds it absolutely HILARIOUS??
I am such an a-hole.
And last but not least, the crowning jewel… adult feety pajamas for the win!!!!!!!!!
This is me never leaving my house again.
Love it. Happy shopping, and remember… there’s always money in the banana stand!
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I own a pair of feeted pajamas, fo real!
AWESOME! I don’t care whatcha say!
I have a feeling I WILL in a couple weeks…
I don’t have a leg lamp, but I have another lamp that I detailed on my blog. My husband feels exactly the same way as the mother felt about the leg lamp.
Hahaha! What’s the link!
I totally want the F Bomb one! Thanks so much for doing this. This is actually the first list guide I’ve seen!
You are a gem!
YOU ahr!
All I am going to say about this post is the handerpant look pretty awesome.
Magical, even.
I need that Onesie.
Like WHOA.
Feetie Pajamas!!!!!!! And I think the smoking baby is hilarious. Just saying.
So glad I’m not alone.
I want a leg lamp so bad, and feety pajamas!
p.s.
smoking baby = LOL
God love my equally effed-up readers. Haha!
I wonder if the handerpants come in red? Yanno, so I can wear them with the feetsies PJs and my Snuggie.
Awesome.
I am confident that we can make this happen.
Are you saying I’m supposed to re-gift this leg-lamp?
Because there’s NO way that thing is leaving this house.
I shoulda known…
FYI, I ordered about $130 worth of stocking stuffers from perpetualkid.com…
including dog poop chocolate, lump of coal soap, instant irish accent breath spray, and birth control gum.
LOVE that site.
All I’m saying is, they should be really glad I get paid on Friday… I am just WAITING to clean them out.
Those PJs look great, but I’m wondering just how many people these days know how to operate a drop bottom?
Also, I need that lamp.
EVERYONE needs that lamp.
Love all the bacon gifts….I have a few friends obsessed with bacon so this could be a funny gift. Also want the pajamas! I would totally sport those. Why wouldn’t you leave the house though? I mean, I think they are hot and worth showing off!
Good point. I could totally rock those stuffed into my boots!
Hander pants are available in boxers, right?
Love the drink holders!
Something for everyone.
Anything that references or utilizes a rubber ducky is a great gift in my book.
And HOW.
There’s something for everyone here.Those hand underpants certainly make quite a statement!
Perfect for the office to keep your hands warm while typing!
I NEED THOSE PAJAMAS!
The cozy… it calls to me.
Love the footy pjs. Totally need some.
With a side of fireplace and spiked cocoa, please.
there are tons of great feetie jammies at my Target store, but I already own a pair, so….well, no I haven’t yet worn them
Interesting… as Target is a mere 3 blocks away…
Kristian wanted me to buy myself something sexy to wear for him as part of his xmas present and I think that adult onesie is JUST the outfit I need. Thanks!
Haha! You should totally wear something sexy underneath. Fake out and then WIN!
I was having a hard time finding something for my grandparents to get me for Christmas. I think I’m going with Handerpants and Hopsholster. They will love it. Or at least it will be fun! Thanks for the AWESOME ideas!
Someone is DEFINITELY getting the Handerpants from me this year. You’re welcome!
I’ll take a pair of the “Hand pants” But make mine panties.
Dainty ones. Cause you’re a LADY.
Handerpants are the shit.
It adds a whole knew meaning when giving someone the finger too.
Ha! That it does, my friend.
Dude!! I’m so gonna get like 5 of those things on your list! lol
Great! I’ll send you my address.
Hardy har.
I so want the hedgehog… what no vibrators on the list… I suppose most have one by now anyway.
I know! I still want one… if I didn’t think Axe Murderer would eat it in 2.5 seconds.
Laura at Vodka Logic Reply:
December 7th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
you mean the hedgehog lol
Axe murder a dog I hope
Close… kitty!
I totally want the swine flu kit. That’s hilarious!
‘Tis the season!
I totally want those footy pjs. And that F-bomb, that will be extremely useful on Christmas…
Especially at family meal time!
I really want some footie pajamas.
Apparently, they are at Target.
AND AWAY WE GO.
Would it be wrong if I just bought myself all of those things? Because honestly, I NEED them.
Exactly. These are NECESSITIES, people!
Awesome! So how long did you spend seeking these goodies out???
Actually, only like an hour. The odd and deranged has a way of finding ME.
I want those feety pjs!!!
And the rubber ducky celebrity is on my must-have list for sure!
There are, like, a hundred. AND I WANT THEM ALL.
I want some handerpants and a poo pillow!
They should sell them in sets!
Do the feety pajamas come in any style besides lumberjack plaid?
Oh, you can choose by fabric. Not that I’ve been studying the site, or anything…
LiLu, I found footy pj’s in the kids section at Target that fit my husband for $12. And the best part? Glow in the dark. He considered going back for them.
I’m heading RIGHT NOW.
3 of my roomies have onesies (aka adult footie pjs). they wore their onesies, crazy grandma vests, and mullet wigs for halloween (don’t ask me what they were). and we have 8 freaking snuggies in our apt! 2 burgandy, 2 blue, 2 zebra, and 2 leopard. and don’t even talk about the ugly christmas sweater collection…
I would fit right in at your house.
SMOKING BABY!!!!! YES!
You get me. You really get me.
You really should add the crazy cat lady action figure or the Jesus Action figure (which, I have purchased for a Christmas gift – yeah, I might be burning in hell)…
Links, woman!!!
littlemsblogger Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 1:29 am
cat lady : http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Crazy-Cat-Lady-Action-Figure.html
jesus: http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Jesus-Action-Figure.html
I know someone with a hedgehog. Worst pet ever! You can’t even pet the damn thing because it HISSES!
Good thing he relented on the kitties!
Well, Hanako66 said I wouldn’t regret coming here. And while it would take quite a bit to actually *regret* coming to a blog (stills from 2 Girls 1 Cup might do it, or a tribute to Miley Cyrus – even worse) she was indeed right on that it would be worth it – you made me blow snot, babe.
I feel like before we go any further in this relationship I need to make a confession… there is totally Miley on my ipod. And, um, I listen to it. Like a lot.
BUT I would never, ever write a tribute post! My love of Miley stays hidden deep in the most shameful corner of my heart, where it belongs.
We cool?
My college roomie just called yesterday to tell me she got a dog…looks like someone will be receiving a UPS box full of (chew toy) poo.
I call that a WIN.
Target has adult onesie pajamas. I might have some.
The snow? Is FREAKING ME OUT. I keep thinking I’m losing my mind or there’s something crawling on my screen or…well, that’s really about it, but still!
Wuss! I will cover your screen with my HOLIDAY CHEER!
I knew a girl who wore adult footy pjs. It was hotter than I’ll ever admit.
Except for right here. Shhhh.
Of course that chick could wear a plutonium Snuggie and still be sexy as hell.
If ever there was a place to admit the deep dark, this is it.
Must have the handerpants! Must!
There is no question.
LOL the baby one was funny, I know it’s wrong but put a deep 70s style mafia voice …then you get freakin’ hilarious!
Love the list…altho I wonder what a feeted pjs would feel like? I tend to like my feet cooler than the rest of my body…
My feet are so cold right now. All I want in the world is feety pajamas!
Definitely want those pyjamas. And the plu kit, awesome.
Woot!
These gifts are too much for me!!!
It’s never too much around here.
“I so want the hedgehog… what no vibrators on the list… I suppose most have one by now anyway.
I know! I still want one… if I didn’t think Axe Murderer would eat it in 2.5 seconds.”
imagine me, trying to picture your cat eating a vibrator. then i think..”oh…hedgehog”
lol love the list! the swine flu thing, totally going in my mom’s gift idea list. she’s so paranoid about getting it.
and footies? classic.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Omg… whoops.
I clicked for the jiggle, oh yes I did!
HA. I said it for a reason…
I used to really want a hedgehog. We used to catch them in Germany (they are slow), bring them to parties and eventually, let them go (we were bored, obviously…maybe, a bit drunk). They like to live in shoes, FYI.
“They are slow” cracked me the eff up.
If you wear those pjs in my presence this relationship is officially over.
But I got you a pair in purple for Xmas!
Do the footie PJs have an old-timey ass-flap like the Vicky’s Secret onesie PJs?
B/c that is just wrong.
I don’t want them if they don’t!
Oh I wish that poo came in a cat version, my dog loves the cat poo.
I’m scared to ask what the difference would be…
I must have the F-Bomb immediately… and the smoking baby is wrong on every level (except the funny level for which I am certainly going to hell for laughing so hard.)
Well, we all were anyway, right? Might as well enjoy the ride there.
I want the footie pajamas.
And the hedgehog.
That’s it, I’m writing to Santa now.
And he shall get them, if he knows what’s good for him…
1. it’s SNOWING on your blog.
2. please buy me the handerpants, those are so amazing it’s sick.
So are you a snow fan or no? Maxie threatened to kill me but it makes me so HAPPY IN MY PANTS.
pretty sure i want some hander pants. because now all i can think is how good they’d go with hammer pants.
That statement is so full of win it is RIDICULOUS.
I want feety pajamas FTMFW! I’m actually getting that bacon wallet for someone. “Bacon Wallet” hee heeeeeee
See? Everything really IS better with bacon!
You know, my hands were feeling rather naked….
I have JUST the things…
Love the feety pjs, especially since they’re flannel. Now I know what my brother’s getting this year
Yay!
Zero justification for ‘handerpants’? What do you mean by ‘zero’? For starters, they are as cool as hell.
Exactly! Zero as in “non needed”!
oh god i fell for this snowing background of yours!! it’s awesome!!
how did you get that??
love.xx
It’s an oh-so-glorious WordPress plugin.
That leg lamp will forever be a fabulous present. A Christmas Story is pretty much the only Holiday movie I can watch without passing out from sheer cheesy misery.
Hahah! If only more people were as fun to shop for as you LiLu!
Do those adult pajamas come with a bum flap? Because that would be the epitome of sexiness! LOL
Where do you find these things? These would have been perfect for our weekend white elephant gift exchange!
And I think the smoking baby is funny too so call me an a-hole as well.
xoxo
who ever came up with the name “Handerpants” should get a million dollars for that alone. and seriously? those abs in the hopsholster pic are redonkulous.
Fun post!
Love that lamp from A Christmas Story!
xoxox,
CC
Smoking baby! Hahahaha I love it!
I’m thinking the ‘making bacon’ wallet is the perfect gift from little bro… studying for his PHD is making no bacon… he is also a devout vego! Niiiice!
It’s either that… the 6 pack or the titty stubbie holders! These are MY kind of gifts! In fact, I’ve been desperately searching a tittie mug for my bro’s but can’t find them in Aus – boooo! What kind of shitty country (beside Dubai – FYI – I don’t know that for sure cause I’ve never been there) can you not find a titty mug?
I TOTALLY got my little sister the bacon wallet and bandaids already. I also found some bacon magnets on etsy. Awesome.
Oh, my God, those are great, I love the hander pants and the F-Bomb thingy, oh, I would love to get my husband both of those, I have to find them, too great!!!!!
i don’t know what’s funnier..the pig soap or the smoking baby?
Love it all. The hopsholster is awesome. Seriously awesome.
Buying handerpants….right……now.
OMG, handerpants are amazing.
I was going to comment on a bunch of things but there were boobies on the beer. Boobies make it hard to focus.
Best laugh of my week. It’s only Monday, but whatever.
lol awesome! I’m so glad you linked the pics to the stores, ha ha ha! Oh yes, these are great gifts! THANK YOU!
I passed a store that had a shirt that said “I survived the swine flu” I thought it was funny!
I freakin’ love the Handerpants! LMFAO!
(and I actually have a post on my site that’ll help you get ‘those abs’
)
http://www.averagebutnot.com/2009/09/13/better-abs/
I seriously want a hedgehog. Or a baby pig. Or, you know, a place to live and a job and THEN a hedgehog and a baby pig. Once I get all three, you’re totally invited over like every single night. Unless you have those abs. Because that shit is not okay.
nicoleantoinette Reply:
December 7th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Once I get all FOUR. Clearly I’m too drunk to count 1 job + 1 place to live + 1 hedgehog + 1 baby pig.
The smoking baby is sooo wrong, yet soo right.
Now I want a Boogie Hedgehog. After that video, Youtube had this link tho and this guy is way too in love with his kitty… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
I already have those Bobble Babe Drink holders. They are fun and I have 6 of them to fit into my awesome Hopsholster. That has come in so handy.
Thanks for the link to the smoking baby, I have been looking everywhere for those but everyone has been sold out this year. Thank goodness your link provided me with an easy pay online option. Whew!
Do those footie jammies have the trap door in the back though? Otherwise, that is a lot of work me thinks. Hmmm…
Yes! I love the leg lamp so very much that I got one three years ago, and its still my favorite!
Hilarious gift ideas Lilu! My fave is the Christmas Story lamp… my neighbor has one right in the front window… so jealous. ♥
I love, love, love this post! Made me giggle pretty excessively.
handerpants???! LOL the feetie pajamas.My dream!
Holy crap! I actually got the smoking baby for a xmas gift years ago!
http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2005/04/sort-of-stuff-i-get-for-christmas.html
I’ve got that beat. Venereal disease plush toys.
Though I would settle for the hopshosters, if the hottie and beers comes included in the price.
I am all about the beer holster!
I want the pig soap so bad. I bet you give the best gag gifts of all time!
It’s snowing on your blog!! OMG!
That list is so amazing, I bow down to you. LOL
Seriously, I would love to be able to get me that little boggie hedgie (super adorable)!
The bacon would go to my sister.
The pjs would definitely go to my parents.
Great now I want a Hedgehog after watching that YouTube video. So cute!
i don’t have a link, but if there’s a hastings bookstore near you they have the jesus action figure. and also, not that i would know or anything, kmart has pink panther adult footie jammies. no, i was not seriously considering buying them when they were 40% off the sunday after thanksgiving or anything…
I WANT the handerpants! awesomeness!
That smoking baby really pisses me off. Your not an asshole. Babies are assholes. (Don’t mind me–I quit smoking today. Day 1 of many long, long, loooooong days to come.)
OMG, I gave Meleah the leg lamp
and I LOVE this list, lol
WTF @ the smoking baby.
Great gift guide. Just in time for my Amazon shopping spree… if they can be found on Amazon…
Who doesn’t love bacon-inspired gifts? I know I do! Ha.
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