SO, I know I said I was going to hold off on the “Post Secret Style” TMI Thursdays for a while, but I’ve received a bunch this week and they’re burning a hole in my e-pocket. They must be shared!
I need just a few more for a full set, so let me encourage you to send one in… I know you have more dirty underwear secrets you want to share with our little bloggy community.
Oh-so-simple instructions:
“You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.” (Click here for past examples if you have no idea what I’m talking about.)
Go! Do it! The power of Chuck Norris compels you!
images via the lovely google
Hell in a handbasket, my friends.
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Oh man. I haven’t heard the name Chuck Norris been spoken in weeks…
Alternate title:
Chuck Norris
He wants your bacon.
Last year, all i wanted is chuck norris facts posters. And I got them. Awesome.
Gotta luv Chuck. Have you seen the one where he chews coffee beans and heats them with his rage to make coffee? Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Kelly
At least you know you’ll have good company in hell – and lots of entertainment.
“Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.”
Norris is my hero. Well, apart from Mr Condescending and yourself of course.
Wasn’t he in a movie with Jonathan Brandeis? RIP JB.
Is there where I’m supposed to shyly tell you that I walked Walker, Texas Ranger for YEARS!
Chuck Norris must have really high self esteem.
I love Chuck!!!! lol
Good. I needed more time for my regular TMI post anyway.
These are frickin hilarious!
“Whatever the question, he is the answer”
???
I don’t know why but I love it.
My best friend in college was a guy that looked like he was CN’s lanky twin brother. I was convinced he’d bust out some crazy moves over time but he never did
This is my favorite post today. Chuck Norris fixes everything.
That’s it, the Jesus Chuck Norris totally pushed me over the edge into doing it.
I don’t even know what to say to that….as long as he doesn’t open his mouth, I guess he’s okay.
If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris.
I wonder if he ever shaved the beard. I bet you he was born with it!
This is my favorite: Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
The day Chuck Norris dies (and by dies, I mean goes to kick ass in the Afterlife because this paltry Earth can no longer contain him) will be one of great mourning.
Ah Chuck Norris facts, you’ve been around since I was in junior high and somehow still make me laugh.
I once sat at a burger joint and he,(Chuck Norris) came in off a harley. He took a long look at me and bought me a soda, put it in front of me. Dude I so wanted to rip out my camera, but I didn’t. He never said a word to me, finished his coffee and took back off.
so, what you’re saying is… you want me to mail you my dirty underwear? check!
Lol. Glad to hear there’ll be more postsecret style TMIs tomorrow – they’re wonderful.
There was a rumor when I was in high school that Chuck Norris visited the local Shoney’s. So he must have been, or still be, the God of Breakfast Buffet’s.
Thanks for the giggles….:)
It’s so funny, my boyfriend’s nephew is 10 and LOVES Chuck Norris jokes. I don’t know where he gets them, but he’s borderline obsessed. Before you know it, toddlers will be cracking jokes.
PS, I haven’t been here in a few days….is it snowing on your blog? Love it.
When Chuck Norris explores his sexuality the whole world turns gay…just in case.
I’m not very good at these.
I laughed at the Jesus one.
It’s comforting to know, that come judgement day, I’ll be able to gather a group of bloggers around me and just point and say,
“They did it too!”
Yeah for TMI Picture day!
I wonder how Chuck Norris feels about all this Chuck Norris business. I wonder if asking him would create a never-ending time-loop of Chuck Norris awesome. I wonder how many times I can use Chuck Norris in this comment.
Hahahaha….Indian Chuck Norris!!
“Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.”
That’s it! My world is complete. Thank you my friend.
would you, do u think… think terribly bad of me if i said…
… that as a younger version of me.. i watched walker: texas ranger obsessively … oh and if my husband were to EVER tell you that i still catch it and watch it sometimes…..
HE LIES.. HE LIES… NOTHING, BUT LIES!!!!!!
How about this one: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He DECIDES what time it is.
Oh yeah.
These are my sons…Walker and Texas Ranger or TR as we like to call him.
Holy crap this is the best post ever!
I freaking cannot get enough of Chuck Norris. I think “Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus” may be the best one ever!
Ahahha HAHAHHAHHA, I love any and ALL Chuck Norris references!
Chuck Norris quotes are some of the simplest ways to brighten my day. Thank you for those.
Who would win if Chuck Norris fought Walker, Texas Ranger?
haha where did you find all these chuck posters? they’re awesome, i like the calculator one the best. chuck is always the answer.
Chuck Norris jokes make my day! Thanks!
LMFAO Nice
I love all your acronyms and I swore I thought my laptop screen had dandruff or a pixel problem until I realized you had snowflakes falling … and I love it.
My fave Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Ya gotta love Chuck Norris.
Hey Lilu,
I got your link from Mind of Spaz and had to point out that the picture you have above is not the Indian but from Pakistan in origin and thus “Pakistani” Chuck Norris. His name is Sultan Rahi and he acted in 700 or so movies (0_0). The big giveaway was the language used in background which is Urdu. (The title translates to “Land of Lions”, lol).
In case, you want to check out the Indian Chuck norris, that is Rajini kanth. A post I found: http://blog.aggregatedintelligence.com/2007/10/on-side-not-rajnikanth-indian-chuck.html
“Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus”…Fing awesome. Seriously. LOVE IT!
Totally not on topic! Just had to tell you I bought 3 of those beer belts… couldn’t resist!
He walks on Jesus…bwahahahaahaaaaaaaa.
That laughter gets me a one way ticket to hell with you, so save me a seat, hooker.
I miss you, GETINMYLIFE
I love Chuck Norris jokes…I wonder what happend to the first person who called him “Charles”….probably a round-house kick to the head, causing him to go back in time and rethink his bad decision (this is why no one ever calls him “Charles”)
Yes!! I see I’m not the only who is a huge fan of Chuck (or afraid of getting a fatal roundhouse kick to the head for not being one). Lol
He is definitely the man. Period.
hahaha, oh chuck. that last one kills me.