I Thought I Never Wanted to Hear the Name “Tiger Woods” Again…

by LiLu on December 18, 2009 · 68 comments

in cool shit,driving the bus to hell,friends,funnies,someone else made a funny,the innernets are a cold dark place,you are WELCOME

…and then the amazingly talented Donald Glover had to go and do something like this. (Warning: Pretty effing offensive. Like, “definitely make sure your boss or wee children aren’t standing behind you” – offensive.)

THANK YOU, Community, not only for being the best new show on telelvision, not only for bringing together a group of actors with the BEST comedic timing I’ve seen in a long time… but for introducing me to Donald Glover and Danny Pudi, who I will now stalk until I get to see them do stand up.

And to brighten your Friday even MORE, y’all need to go check out my delightfully-twisted-and-hilarious friend moog’s new video. He saw that Nintendo was coming out with a new Wii game called “Bible Adventures”… and decided to take it upon himself to create what HE thinks their promotional video for it will be.

When I first watched it, I blinked a couple times, and then said this…

“Have a beer waiting for me when I meet you in Hell.”

Have a great weekend, folks. And get ready for snow, DC-ers!

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{ 61 comments }

1 Joker_SATX December 18, 2009 at 10:01 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Pretty much.

2 moooooog35 December 18, 2009 at 10:03 am

You forgot to mention how the Bob the Builder part was partly your idea because I was totally on the fence about nailing Jesus instead.

Wow.

That was Christmas-y.

Haha. I’ll TAKE it!

3 Travis December 18, 2009 at 10:12 am

Dang.

You’ve just got two comments too?

It’s like we pimp Moogie baby, and then people don’t want to comment!

WTF?

It’s early, my dear!

moooooog35 Reply:

Jesus, Travis. Patience.

If you build it, they will come.

That was a sign I saw outside of a brothel under construction.

4 Maxie December 18, 2009 at 10:22 am

All my friends are goign to be in hell. What’s the point of even trying.

A-freaking-MEN. I bet they don’t have booze in heaven anyway.

5 justrun December 18, 2009 at 10:28 am

Oh, the irony of a GMC ad on a Tiger Woods bit.

Confession: I didn’t really wince while watching Moog’s video. I am going to make such an excellent parent.

ME EITHER. Ahahaha!

6 Mary December 18, 2009 at 10:30 am

Community is the shit. I love those guys. My favorite was at the end of one of the first episodes when they were trying to see how many pencils they could fit in each others’ mouths. Or the Spanish rap. Hell, they’re all good!

The pencil one KILLED me. Their 1 minute sketches at the end are my favorite part.

7 cavy December 18, 2009 at 10:32 am

I’m pretty sure we’ve got a permanent spot in the deepest, hottest holes (TWSS) of hell. I’ll bring the warpaint.

This? Is why I LOVE you.

8 k8 December 18, 2009 at 10:34 am

I can’t wait to watch Moog’s vid. But you know, the whole at work thing. Sigh. But snow! You’re getting snow! That rocks it! Whoo Hoo!

I know! I’m kind of excited… as long as it’s not icy snow.

9 Yankee Girl December 18, 2009 at 10:50 am

LOVED it! Now I have to pass it along to everyone I know!

Yay!

10 Christy December 18, 2009 at 10:53 am

AH! I saw this! and I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE COMMUNITY!!!

You and me both, girlie! Joel being adorable doesn’t hurt either…

11 Marie December 18, 2009 at 10:57 am

Do you know how hard it is to keep a laugh in while sitting in the office? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’m not leaving my house tomorrow. And since when did we get snow in December????

I have to leave the house… but I will be BUNDLING the eff up!

12 MJenks December 18, 2009 at 11:03 am

Hopefully you won’t get too pissed with what I’m writing for Monday…

Cryptic…

13 Kendall December 18, 2009 at 11:07 am

“I don’t not win championships. I do fuck bitches.”

I was laughing hard enough at Tiger. Then I watched moog’s video. I am pretty sure my ticket to Hell is assured just for smiling much less muffled hysterical laughter. You know, if I hadn’t earned it looooooong ago.

Which… you had. ;-)

14 Just A Girl December 18, 2009 at 11:07 am

Funny or die videos don’t work when I’m at…work. So probably I shouldn’t be trying to watch them, right? Meh, I’ll watch it when I get home because I love those fuckers.

Trust… you won’t be sorry.

Just A Girl Reply:

You were correct. I’m gonna be saying “That’s how complicated I am” to everyone now. Or “somtimes I just go to Big Lots…”

15 Julia December 18, 2009 at 11:17 am

OMG!

I f-in LOVE Community! No joke, it’s on my DVR every Thursday (along with Parks and Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock!)

This video is great! Seriously, I can’t stop laughing!

Julia
jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

I know! I so missed the line up last night!

16 Berto December 18, 2009 at 11:20 am

Community really such a well-made show. And I’m convinced that Donald Glover and I would be best friends, or at least friends that occasionally get beers together. He was (is?) part of Derrick Comedy, which is simply hilarious. Among the gems is the great Bro Rape skit – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

“Why are the police outside? They should be inside!”

He is GENIUS.

17 Bikramyogachick December 18, 2009 at 11:20 am

How cool was it when his daughter was “parting the red sea” with the two wii controllers. Oh, and his dog in the background. Good stuff! He actually gained some followers instead of losing half of them. We are sick puppies! :)

I was counting on it.

18 Liebchen December 18, 2009 at 11:29 am

When I started watching I thought, “oh, Lilu’s getting soft…this isn’t offensive at all.” Good thing I’m okay with being wrong.

Also, LOVE Community. Oh, Abed…

“DO NOT USE THE CONDOMS!!! I REPEAT, DO NOT USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX TONIGHT!

19 HannahBlue December 18, 2009 at 11:30 am

There are too many Tiger parodies out there, but that one was pretty funny!

I thought so. ;-)

20 Alice December 18, 2009 at 11:41 am

i’m with maxie – all MY friends will be in hell, so why on earth would i shoot for heaven at this point..??

This is what I’m sayin.

21 carissajaded December 18, 2009 at 11:45 am

Community is awesome. I’m a little behind but it definitely makes me forgive NBC a little for screwing scrubs a few years ago.

I died when I saw that video. Not literally bc if so I would already be waiting for you guys in hell…

And we wouldn’t want that! We’ll all go together.

22 Dave "Loose Cannon" Wills December 18, 2009 at 11:46 am

Hilarious! Even what’s more funny to me is the dude does looks like Tiger from certain angles…even up close. And he definitely set the record straight about what he does and doesn’t not do! Lol

That he did.

23 Margarita December 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Hilarious. I am so so sick of Tiger and his stupid whores too.

Seriously. Let it go, people. Or at least keep it to ESPN. It’s EVERYWHERE.

24 BeckEye December 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm

As soon as I saw “Community” I had to hurry up and avert my eyes and scroll down. I didn’t get to see it last night, so I have to catch it On Demand. Sweet baby Jesus, I love that show.

There were no spoilers! And me too.

BeckEye Reply:

See, I guess if I’d have kept reading instead of spazzing out I would have realized this wasn’t about last week’s episode. Because there was no episode last week. Damn brilliant shows taking damn holiday breaks. What’s that all about?

25 Griffin December 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

OMG that vid was AWESOME! It’s unfortunate that they mentioned Tay Zonday, (The guy who sings Chocolate Rain) he might never recover.

Whatever. It might actually remind people he exists!

26 J December 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm

It’s about time someone stopped worrying about Wood’s feelings and just plain and simple beat him DOWN with humor. The guy was a social moron. Time for him to deal with it.

Abso freaking lutely.

27 mollymouse December 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm

do you watch the soup? it’s one of the only shows i bother to watch on tv. community is amazing as well! i’m in love with joel mchale. so in love… sigh…

Religiously. And AGREED.

28 Amy December 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm

hilarious :)

I really must check out Community! Sounds funny :)

Yes, yes! You must!

29 Amber Tidd Murphy December 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm

That vid just made my lunch hour so much better! Hilar.

You are WELCOME!

30 Steam Me up, Kid December 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm

“I fuck Chilis waitresses.” My favorite part of Community is always the tag at the end with those guys just fucking around.

Much respek, moooooog. *fist to chest, thumpthump, peace*

I KNOW. Remember the one where Abet tucked him in? “Will you get me a glass of water, Abet?”

moooooog35 Reply:

Right back at ya, Steam.

Just like Bryan Adams said: “Everything I do, I do it for you.”

Well..not EVERYTHING. Pooping is MY time.

Everything else, though.

31 seyma December 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm

omg!! that tiger woods video is just “above average” :) hah!!

xoxo

SO true.

32 Casey December 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Community induces me to actually and literally lol, then I sort of feel sad because I know it’s way to good to not get cancelled.

And there was a Bible Adventures made for the NES long, long ago. You had to carry around sheep on your head. FYI.

Hulu makes me drink heavily.

HAHAHAHA. I am so googling that.

Casey Reply:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Adventures

I remember playing it when one of my cousins got saved. I think Jesus hates fun games AND licensing restrictions.

33 Sadako December 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Awesomeness!

Have a good wknd!

34 hiphophippie December 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm

That vid is hilar! It’s true, he fucks some skanks. One of them worked at Saddle Ranch and I used to work there and trust me, we had to be skaaaaanks.

35 Toe December 18, 2009 at 3:19 pm

The fact that I didn’t find that clip offensive at all makes me wonder when my moral meter died.

36 Summer December 18, 2009 at 3:35 pm

That was perfect. Perfect. Thank you.

37 Herding Cats December 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm

HA! Oh Tiger Woods, how you have fallen…

38 Allison December 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Is it unbelievably sick that my mom forwarded this video to me? Honestly, I was in the same boat, where I was done, done, done with Tiger Woods…this, was totally worth it though.
Have a perfect weekend, dear!

39 katelin December 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm

i laughed so hard when i first saw that tiger video, so amazing.

40 Kristen December 18, 2009 at 7:22 pm

my eyeballs were twice there normal size for that! Enjoy the snow!!! I hope I have enough wine and beer to get me through the weekend!

41 Amie December 18, 2009 at 8:02 pm

That’s funny…oh Tiger don’t you know that woman can get crazy and tell it all…hello Monica should have taught you a lesson! Hey suga haven’t stopped by in a while Merry Christmas

42 Captain Dumbass December 19, 2009 at 1:17 am

Both of those were double awesome. I’m just waiting for a plague of locusts to descend on my house for watching the second one.

moooooog35 Reply:

I believe FedEx still has same-day shipping for locusts.

I’ll see what I can do.

43 Adrienzgirl December 19, 2009 at 2:48 am

This is way better pussy video than most of the cat stuff you post! :D

44 Kelly Berkey December 19, 2009 at 5:49 pm

All wrong and yet so right all at the same time! You are one funny lady!
Hugs,
Kelly
http://kellyberkeydesigns.blogspot.com

45 GingerMandy December 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm

oh wow. i want to fuck a fat big lots bitch with horns on her head… sadly i’m too average. one day, one day….. i’m thinking big!

46 jerrod December 20, 2009 at 10:57 am

you need to be following me. i’m stuck on 69 and as much fun as that sounds…. i need a new position. you understand…

i also think lilu is urban for : do what the fuck i say… or please?

47 Nahl December 20, 2009 at 11:23 am

I watched an episode of Community and found it really adorable. Is that an unusual way to describe it? Something about the lead character is cute, even when he’s too dumb for my shoes. The last four words make sense right?
I haven’t seen the tiger woods video. I’m trying to figure out whether I’m too cool for this Tiger Woods debacle or not.

48 Melissa December 20, 2009 at 1:43 pm

OMG, that is classic!

49 fgrngtllt December 20, 2009 at 6:40 pm

hahahahahahaha watched this earlier this week and i DIED laughing and now am dying again thank you for posting this i love love love community!

50 coolasfolk December 21, 2009 at 3:48 am

Dayum! Tiger Woods is one nasty ass sob.

I’d do him.

51 Constructive Attitude December 21, 2009 at 7:56 am

lollll

52 Walking on Sunshine December 21, 2009 at 10:07 am

I am soooo over Tiger Woods!

53 littlemsblogger December 21, 2009 at 10:14 am

OMG…that was priceless.

54 fizzgig December 21, 2009 at 11:35 am

tiger woods can suck it. i am sick of men and their philandering ways. it makes me sick!

yea i got burned. so what?

i got some sake today for xmas at work. i think i might have to have it for lunch.

55 Allison December 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm

I love Communit! Daniel Pudi is freaking awesome. I love watching the outtakes on Youtube.

56 Mo December 21, 2009 at 5:17 pm

But what I want to know is where are you today? Taking a day off? Lightweight. Hope you’re all right and just having a break ;)

57 meleah rebeccah December 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Moogs Video ws pretty damn funny.

I absolutely LOVE the show Community. It Is AWESOME.

58 linlah December 21, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Are Moog and Tiger the same person because now I’m just confused.

moooooog35 Reply:

One way to find out, baby.

Just don’t call my BlackBerry.

59 mrsblogalot December 21, 2009 at 8:00 pm

OMFG….Just when I thought I would never want to see Tiger again (outside of Big Lots that is) ….this killed me!

60 Witless Fool December 22, 2009 at 1:26 am

0.O ROFL, gotta luv people coming up with things like this!

61 Jessica December 24, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Oh man, that Tiger Woods video is excellent. I was cracking up!

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