***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***
Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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It is time… for the third installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here and here for the past entries.)
If you sent one in but don’t see it here today, do not fret. I received wayyyy more than I was anticipating, and I think it’s only fair we spread them out so each one gets the attention it deserves. I will (try to- I am on vacay, after all) email you to let you know when it’s going up, so if you used the Top Secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), then make sure to check back- I’ll respond to that email chain. Of course, you’re always welcome to send them straight to my regular email at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I swear on my Snuggie your secrets are safe. After all, you’ve all got endless amounts of blackmail on me!
Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. (Instructions explained here, and I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.)
Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…
- PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these. (And by me, I mean the lovely Lexa, who has my password and WILL USE IT if you don’t behave, since I am sunning myself in Costa Rica right now. Woot!)
- You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
- Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.
All righty, then. And away we go…
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Amazing. You guys, what you’ve shared- I am truly in awe. I’m only sad I won’t be able to read the comments as they come in, but it will be like one kickass book when I finally do get to a computer in Costa Rica.
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
Narm’s TMI Thursday – The Crab Walk
shine’s TMI Thursday – The Pancake Story
Ginger Mandy’s TMI Thursday: Papercuts.
That Kind of Girl’s The Kind of Girl Who … is mostly edible while bathing
Carissa’s TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.
Daffy’s TMI Thursday – TAG YOU’RE IT
Cleveland Poet’s Poop fears or TMI Thursday
Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: I’m a Dirty, Dirty Girl
Carol’s Does every morning have to smell like this?
Sean’s TMI Thursday: Ziggy Broke My Computer
Hillbilly Duhn’s Day 12, tired, nablopomo09, TMI Thursday…
Jessica’s TMI Thursday – A Red Sword
iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: If You Can’t Keep It in Your Pants…
Ms. Terri’s To hell with the spammers – It’s Thursday!
Dani’s TMI Thursday: What are you talking about, this is how I always sit…
Amber Murphy’s TMI Thursday: Blackout
Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: Tampon No-No.
Alex’s The Poo…
Sebastian’s That’s a bowling pin
Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: Keeping it in the Family!
Steve’s TMI Thursday: On The Matter Of Fiery Buttholes
P’s TMI THURSDAY: DIRTY PRESENTS YOU MAY WANT TO AVOID . . .
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Aw, they’re good’uns again!
No Mr Linky, alas
I have honestly never noticed my pee after asparagus smelling any differently.
shine Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:28 am
REALLY?!? It totally does. Kind of like…refried beans or something. Very strange.
MJenks Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 9:33 am
You might have the enzymes that break down the amino acids in asparagus so that your urine doesn’t stink. It’s a small slice of the population who can do that. Just think of yourself as extra-EXTRA-special.
Alice Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 10:43 am
my mom (who is a restaurant reviewer and food writer!) actually went to a clinic about aspargus pee. really. turns out EVERYONE’s smells weird after asparagus, but some people don’t have the mechanism to smell it, for whatever reason. they learned this by passing around each other’s pee after eating asparagus. I KNOW.
I’m so happy about this project.
Ah, man, no Mr. Linky. Oh well. Hope you’re having a good vacation, Lilu!
Holy shit – these were soooo funny!
“Covered in your dinner” LMAO!!
These may be the best ones yet! Loving! When the hell you coming home you evil hooker-whore?!?
two things
1. asparagus pee is gross, but it doesn’t stop me from eating it. and beets do funny things to excretions too.
2. who doesn’t know what going commando is? seriously?
Some of these are down right heartbreaking…
But the one about the dinner on the peen? I have lost my appetite for breakfast.
These are so good. Some are hysterical, some sad. Amazing. I love this!
I never know what kind of emotions will surface when reading these. I feel like I’ve lived a hundred years in five minutes!
wow, lol, that was so crazy.
These are very creative and interesting!
Awwww no Mr. Linky. These were great! The fav is “cuz i pulled out once covered in your dinner”. LMAO
I often think at what point does liking Brazilian lingerie models become a fetish?
Just A Girl Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Who cares? That’s basically the best fetish ever. Alessandra Ambrosio needs to call me.
It'sGottaBeDaShoes! Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 8:28 am
For the record I actually made this about 6 months ago, and I’m fairly certain it’s past that point by now.
1. I love penises. I didn’t love how they looked when I was younger, but now I completely appreciate them. I think I like the crooked ones the best because they’re not perfect.
2. My friends didn’t go ivy league, but they all went to better schools than me and they’re all engineers or in med school or something. I still feel dumb around them.
I’m so glad I was directed to this site; especially on TMI Thursday. Thanks, mjenks, it’s brilliant.
Even though I haven’t submitted one of these (yet), there are at least 3 this week that might as well have been mine.
i can’t get enough of these! seriously, my favorite.
love this post! “he got it from his momma” hahaha!
and totally jealous – you’re in costa rica AND you have a snuggie?
LOVE IT!
i’m a new follower and posting my TMI – RIGHT NOW!
(found you through BATCRAP CRAZY!)
HAHA Those are priceless! LOVE LOVE LOVE
Love these!
ugh, I hate asparagus pee!!! these are amazing.
yea.. that whole anal thing.. i afraid that there may be vomit in my mouth now!!!
I LOVE these! And penis rocks. And I don’t know what a Mr. Linky is, but apparently, there isn’t one here.
I…kinda like my asparagus pee too. AHH! I’m sick!
Oh my god. The first post had me at foreskin. Now I’m hungry for a hot dog. A real one…get your mind out of the gutter.
lolz.
Hope you’re having tons of fun dear! xoxo
Wow, these are great!
i love thsese!! all week i’ve been looking forward to this! i love this feature!!!
These were great. But I’m slightly pissed because I was going to totally make one about asparagus pee and I look today and there’s one ALREADY THERE!!!
Ugh.
J
I made my first ever TMI post! Check it out
I might have to get in on this post secret shizz as well, I’ve got some pretty interesting secrets.
HA, these really are greatness.
Pee is gross after asparagus…love the stuff so put up with it.
Love them all.. great idea
OMG, gagging over the corn!
asparagus pee – How fast can it get out? I can notice as quick as 20 minutes after I eat it.
WOW! I’m impressed, and a little blown away, by some of them! Nicely done…
Well, now I can’t wait to never try anal.
The one about the guy fingering his girl’s best friend disturbed and disgusted me a tad but apart from that . . . well I guess that’s why it’s TMI!!!
NotMe Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Would it matter if the three of us had been intimate together in the past? Yeah, probably not.
I am so in love with all things post secret, and I think Frank Warren should put you on the payroll!
These are awesome. I’m starting to look forward to these Thursday posts.
the kid with the blow up doll CRACKED ME UP.
Wow. That makes ME sound really disturbed!
o.O TMI truly lives up to its name
Maybe I shouldn’t have included the picture of my actual couch.
These were awesome too! Wow!
OHHH man…..the married one? kinda gives me a lump in my throat, I think a lot of people have that feeling.
NotMe Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Not my secret, but I’ve been in that situation before. Got as far as agreeing to meet for “lunch” at her house one day before we both thought better of it the day before our lunch.
I can totally relate to several of these. But I won’t say which ones…..
I love this…I can relate to a couple as well. Not that I’d admit which though. LOL…too chicken.
those are good – if you haven’t you should visit mental poo
he’s got some similar things
As always these NEVER disappoint.
When are you coming back!?!?!
Amazing! I love this. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another great edition, particularly the corn on the flesh cob one and the Ivy League one (why not just tell them? Might as well).
Keep doing this. It’s for the good of humanity.
Oh my. I love these, love this idea, but the guy who cheated on his wife with her there? Jeeeeeez. I pray I’m not dating a boy like that.
I call discussing feces, urine, fangerin’, chap-sweat, etc. JRI – Just the Right amount of Information.
Glad I’m not the only one disturbed by the couch picture – The comment alone is visual enough I really didn’t nee to see the actual couch where the deed was done
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