TMI Thursday (early!): The “Post Secret” Edition, Vol. V

by LiLu on November 25, 2009 · 81 comments

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***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***

Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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It is time… for the fifth installment of TMI Thursday, a la Post Secret! If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what Frank Warren’s GENIUS idea is, click that link to be amazed. People from all over the world send him anonymous postcards, of anything they want, so long as it represents their own personal secret. And that’s what we’ve decided to do here, TMI style. (Click here for all the past entries.)

Please continue to send your picture TMITs in, any time! I will make sure every last one is posted. You can use the top secret anonymous email account to send it in (Gmail, username tmithursday, password tmit1234), and send them to me at heylivitluvit at gmail dot com. I suggest the free photo editing website Fotoflexer to make it super duper easy.

Okay, everyone. This is a killer ride, but remember the ground rules…

PLAY NICE. Don’t make me moderate comments on these.
You can leave anonymous comments, unless you give me a reason to take them away. See rule 1.
Actually, Rule 1 pretty much covers it. SERIOUSLY, Y’ALL.

All righty, then. And away we go…

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Once again, I am in awe of all of you and what you’ve shared. Keep ‘em coming.

And have a very happy and engorged (twss) Turkey Day!!!

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week… (I’ll add more tomorrow!)

That Kind of Girl’s TKOG Who … indulges in casual bulimia (TMI Thursday)

Jessica’s TMI Thursday (Early)- OH SHIT! Did I just . . . .

Sebastian’s The Twilight Special, in which I get my teeth out for the ladies

Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: Courtesy LiLu from Live It Love It!

amber murphy’s TMI Thursday, thanksgiving style…

Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday: The Birdie That Loves My Butt

Sapphyre’s [a sorta late] TMI Thursday

Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: Who pees on Jesus?

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1 stoneskin November 25, 2009 at 8:03 am: Goodness me. I feel bad for reading all of those and yet not participating.
2 Jules November 25, 2009 at 8:14 am: I LOVE reading yours WAY more than Post Secret! You have some BIG whoppers this week!!!
3 moooooog35 November 25, 2009 at 8:17 am: How is the poop at work thing a revelation?

I actually have them write that into my contract.

I get nothing done here.
4 alliemarien November 25, 2009 at 9:00 am: i miss jimmy john’s…they have the best pickles. i agree with stoneskin. if i was artistic at all maybe i’d have a chance.
5 Cassie November 25, 2009 at 9:00 am: I always get nervous when I buy hair dye that someone has switched the colors! I won’t buy boxes that look like they have been damaged in any way or look like they may have been opened.
6 tina November 25, 2009 at 9:02 am: WOW…… awesome ones this week!!! Have to say my “fav” has to be the T-shirt “I hate my husband”……….yeah, pretty much feeling like that ALOT lately!!! LOL
happy Thanksgiving to you!!
thanks for the laughs
7 Tara November 25, 2009 at 9:14 am: Have a happy Thanksgiving!
8 JP November 25, 2009 at 9:17 am: I’m a firm believer in the idea that we don’t choose who we love or why we love. Love chooses us. And yes sometimes it really sucks the person we end up loving.

There’s nothing wrong with you. Love just sucks donkey dicks sometimes.

lemmonex Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Nothing wrong with loving the wrong person, but sometimes people choose to stay miserable.

zipcode Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
nicely said lemmonex

JP Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Agreed. Not saying you should stay with the person you love if that person is abusive and/or making you miserable. But it’s not your fault you love them.
9 JP November 25, 2009 at 9:20 am: And BTW ladies… the “secret” that you fantasize about other women is about as illuminating as the “secret” that men masturbate a lot.

Yeah. We know. It’s ok. Next thing you’re going to tell us is that you pee in the shower… (which, if you didn’t know, is PostSecret’s most common secret).

Kris Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’ve only pee’d in the shower once, and THAT was because I had just had a baby and 1. couldn’t help it as all muscle function had FAILED me and 2. it stung like a sonofabitch to pee, and the warm shower water made it less stingy.

And that is my TMI reply comment of the day.

You’re welcome.
10 verybadcat November 25, 2009 at 9:24 am: I love these, and I love you for doing this. Now I need to get my ass in gear and get my own submitted…

Happy Thanksgiving! *hug*
11 The Peach Tart November 25, 2009 at 9:27 am: Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday.
12 Lori November 25, 2009 at 9:27 am: Wow!!! Just wow.
13 Penny Lane November 25, 2009 at 9:46 am: I was hoping they would be up today. Happy Thanksgiving sista!
14 JP November 25, 2009 at 9:51 am: My grandmother had alcoholism-induced dementia…

yes it is that sad.
15 mandy November 25, 2009 at 10:02 am: I love reading these each week!
16 Nickie November 25, 2009 at 10:29 am: I love these because I feel like I’m peeking into someones soul.
17 J November 25, 2009 at 10:36 am: Those are awesome.

Especially the “paid to poop” one.
Genius.

JP Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I was just paid to poop!
18 Jessica November 25, 2009 at 10:37 am: Once again, these are great!
19 Gilahi November 25, 2009 at 10:51 am: “I hate my hubsand”?

Really? How hard is it for a T-shirt company to proofread 4 words?

JP Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 10:55 am
I don’t think that was actually on a t-shirt… I’m assuming that was typed by the secretholder.
20 Kristina P. November 25, 2009 at 10:58 am: I love that you do this.
21 lemmonex November 25, 2009 at 11:06 am: Lilu, have you changed your name to JP? Thanks for all your quick responses!

JP Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 11:22 am
=P

Just a slow day at work… got nothing better to do but waiting for everyone’s comments and then comment on them…

I hear ya, darlin, but let’s not go hijacking the thread.
22 The Bare Essentials Today November 25, 2009 at 11:10 am: These are fabulous! I LOVE Post Secret and this was such a great idea!
23 JennyMac November 25, 2009 at 11:19 am: What a great compilation…some are sassy..and some are downright heartbreaking.
24 carissajade November 25, 2009 at 11:22 am: Wonderful as always! I just thought of about 20 more I need to send in… Happy Thanksgiving!
25 That Kind of Girl November 25, 2009 at 11:32 am: Oh man. Although I cannot in good faith agree entirely with the “paid to poop” one (’cause I have a whole nobody-must-ever-know-I-have-bodily-functions-EVER complex), I agree with it in principle. I always wait ’til work to get through my Google Reader, because why not get paid to follow blogs?
26 erin November 25, 2009 at 11:33 am: one of the best batches yet!

p.s. id pick TMIT over the real Post Secret anyday.

happy thanks/spanks/slapsgiving to ya!
27 Randi November 25, 2009 at 11:43 am: i LOVE LOVE the work poop one!!!!
28 Hannah November 25, 2009 at 11:45 am: Wow! These are great! The person that switched haircolours is evil but awesome at the same time!
29 Shandal November 25, 2009 at 11:50 am: These are WAY dirtier than Post Secret’s. Love these!
30 alexandra keller November 25, 2009 at 12:04 pm: good reason not to buy hair dye at walgreens
31 Nikki November 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm: Paid to poop! I’m sending it around at work. Happy Turkey Day LiLu!
32 Soda & Candy November 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm: Beautiful sharing, thanks to everyone!
33 Wonderful November 25, 2009 at 12:33 pm: I’m so in agreement with the straight woman one.
34 Jassie November 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm: For my love of your blog, I took days deciding who to give an award to that was passed to me.

Hope you enjoy. Award is here

http://fortressofsolidity.blogspot.com/2009/11/that-strange-award-thing.html

I shall be submitting an entry to this TMI, when I figure out a background picture to play with.
35 Adrienzgirl November 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm: I love these! Rock it girly!

Hope you have a very Happy stuff the Turkey Day!

Love you! Mwah!
36 Hip Hop Hippie November 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm: Freaking Brill.
37 Lisa Golden November 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm: Love these. A couple resonate with me like crazy. But I guess that’s all I better say about that.
38 Michelle November 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm: Bravo!! Once again, your awesome readers knocked it out of the park! Keep ‘em coming! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
39 Kimberly@PrettyPinkMomma November 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm: I love these! Totally get the husband one – I think anyone thats been married for at least five years does, especially if you have small kids.

Who doesn’t like getting paid to poop? I even make sure that I go pee right before I leave work so that I get paid to do that too!

The hair one is just plain mean, I don’t like people to mess with my hair. I guess thats why I always get it done professionally cause I do not trust those home kits. Even more now.

Hope that you and B have a awesome Thanksgiving LiLu!
40 danielle November 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm: When you started this, I thought they’d be funny…now they’re just making me sad.
41 Kris November 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm: Ya know, if I didn’t know all your pooping stories, I would SWEAR that “being paid to poop” secret was yours, LiLu!!!
42 bethany November 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm: Some of these break my heart, others just make me laugh..

Thanks… ;o)
43 Just A Girl November 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm: I’ve slept with 8 people on my Facebook friends list. And when I was going through my friends list, I would only take back 1. The rest are people I care about a lot, even though we’re just friends now (and sometimes that’s all we ever were).
44 Pheromonally Gifted November 25, 2009 at 3:01 pm: Oh damn, these cracked me up so bad.. love your blog btw, am a happy follower now!
45 siovhan November 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm: i think your blog gets better ones than even post secret does.
i’m amazed at people’s honesty (in a good way).
keep on keepin on.
AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING gorgeous girl!
46 Jason November 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm: Excellent….
47 Gina November 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm: Wow, so much scandelousness! I love it. Keep ‘em coming!
48 Ams November 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm: Hilarious!
I love these
49 MsCleanslate November 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm: I miss getting paid to poop…
50 fgrngtllt November 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm: i seriously envy these people for sharing their secrets wow!
51 hanako66 November 25, 2009 at 6:58 pm: the poop and the hair dye killed me!

happy thanksgiving!!!
52 Sebastian November 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm: Another good set

Facebook and laxative ones especially!
53 mylittlebecky November 25, 2009 at 8:13 pm: i keep seeing this whole laxative thing… makes ya think!

i LOVE these.
54 Herding Cats November 25, 2009 at 8:49 pm: These are awesome. I admire how brave everyone is.
55 AnnQ November 25, 2009 at 10:42 pm: WOW! Those were some big secrets
56 WendyB November 26, 2009 at 12:58 am: I had to stop reading PostSecret…too depressing!
57 Kristin November 26, 2009 at 1:43 am: How is the last one possible?

NotMe Reply:
November 28th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Have you ever checked to see if something really came out?
58 Lucy November 26, 2009 at 8:38 am: I actually cried after reading some of these this time.
59 andhari November 26, 2009 at 10:26 am: Okay the first one made me really sad, because I’m afraid of the same thing…

but on the hair dye, it’s just a pranking MASTERPIECE.:) Awesome.
60 a!kO November 27, 2009 at 2:23 am: hmmm interesting…people just have a lot in their lives they need an outlet to let out. Thank for giving us outlet LiLu!!! <3
61 smidge November 27, 2009 at 8:11 am: This has made me go off and count all the people on my facebook that i’ve slept with…not too shabby!
62 alyxherself November 27, 2009 at 11:25 am: I quit p.s. years ago cause I saw one about pedophilia, even tho i loved the format, so I too am thrilled that you are doing this.

NOW FOR A PSA ON LAXITIVES:

DO YOU CRAVE SHIT LEAKING OUT OF YOUR ASS WHEN YOU ARE 40? DO YOU LONG FOR A TIME WHEN YOU CANNOT DIGEST ANY TYPE OF FOOD WITHOUT INTENSE PAIN? ARE YOU THRILLED WITH THE IDEA OF A COLOSTOMY BAG? ARE YOU SURE YOU WILL NEVER GET TO 35 AND THEREFORE DO NOT NEED TO WORRY OVER THESE TRIVIAL ISSUES? IF SO, THEN LAXITIVE ABUSE IS FOR YOU.

also: smoking, huffing, crack, starvation, and any other self destructive behavior that says to the world “i hate myself and i want to suffer”.
c’mon, ladies, stop breaking my heart.
63 nicoleantoinette November 27, 2009 at 7:25 pm: Okay, really? Hottest girl on girl pictures ever. Well done, TMI Thursday.
64 Kayla November 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm: Those are seriously TOO FUNNY! LOL

I left you something over on my blog:

http://theeclecticelement.blogspot.com/2009/11/get-your-lemonade.html

Just letting you know your loved and appreciated
65 Jill Pilgrim November 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm: This is why I can’t be on Facebook. Slept with way too many people with whom I have no desire for further contact. Damn, slutty single days!
66 FASHION DOOHICKEy November 28, 2009 at 11:07 pm: Sparks my interests BIG TIME. I Love it! LOL.
67 Aimee November 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm: I still love these I look forward to them every week!
68 K @ Blog Goggles November 30, 2009 at 7:23 am: Have I mentioned how great this series is? It is.

Also, love the someecard. I happened to post the same one. It just spoke to me.
69 sheila November 30, 2009 at 8:10 am: The haircolor switch! Priceless! lol! But, also, OMG….what if? *gasp*
70 The Lil Bee December 8, 2009 at 10:07 pm: These are amazing…I love that you’re doing this.