So, I realized that I never posted any of our Halloween pics, mostly because I’m lazy and they were on Maxie’s camera and she’s always going on about having dial-up in West Virginia or something.
All I can say is, THANK GOD YOU ARE MOVING TO DC, WOMAN.
Anyhoo, for anyone who enjoys some Always Sunny in their life… at least you’ll get this. No one at the bar did.
B and I went as “Charlie and the Waitress”…
Here’s what they look like:


And here’s us:

You like the hair? Apparently the Waitress has an 80′s mullet. At least I had the apron and coffee karafe going for me. And you can’t see it, but the shirt says “Philly has the best crack”.
Mom, aren’t you proud?

How about now?
Ahem. We also saw some other adventurous people out at the 4P’s in Cleveland Park… let me show you it.
Tobias Freaking Funke as a Nevernude!
Inspector Gadget FTW
The Bubble Boy!
Creepster McCreeperson McNoSeriously,ThisGuyWasTheCREEPIEST.
He wasn’t even wearing a costume… he just had on a silver mini skirt and HOVERED with a capital H around all the other groups of people having fun. Yanno, cause he was COMPLETELY ALONE. I wish you could have seen his face… to look into his eyes was to KNOW he has eaten a baby at some point in his life.
So all in all, a rousing success.
We’re getting back from Costa Rica tonight, so unless we didn’t pass Customs I will be back in action tomorrow. See y’all soon!

























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Love the balloon boy…clever!
I wasn’t hovering, I was mingling.
Big difference.
Maybe not to the police or the description in the restraining order, but a big difference to me.
I love you drinking beer outta the coffee pot!
How much time does your man spend perfecting his stubble? Inquiring, jealous minds need to know.
Are you saying that you DON’T have an 80s mullet?
I had assumed you did, and that you generally doctored photos on this site to hide the fact.
Ah well, win some lose some.
Ha, those are some awesome costumes.
Inspector Gadget… the mind boggles at the possibilities with robotics.
Ha, your costumes were great! I also think that inspector gadget costume rocks. Why can I never come up with a fun creative costume?
Inspector Gadget rocks! Go go Gadget Penis!
Sunny is a treasure trove of costume ideas. I wish I had seen the “Wrestle for the Troops” episode before Halloween because I absolutely would have been a Bird of War.
Awesome costumes! You look like you could be them. =D
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! you and your man are awesome balls! love how the costumes turned out!
Tobias is definitely my favorite!
Tobias the Never Nude was my fave too. AD also has a bunch of great costumes, especially if you have access to a Segue like GOB.
Haha Great costumes and great photos. Creepy does indeed look creepy. He also looks a bit like my neighbor. Weird.
Fun Times! Hope Costa Rica sucked…ok I hope you had fun, I need a vacation!
Love the costumes!
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The Inspector Gadget one is genius!
I loved both your costumes. Friggin’ hilarious!
LOL!!! I love looking at halloween costumes! You guys loked great.
Inspector Gadget is brilliant. Hysterical pictures; just what I needed today.
-Joshua
You guys are so adorable! Love it!
did you seriously tote the coffee pot around with you all night!
if so.. ya’ll rock!!
Mad props to B with nailing the t-shirt
Love your costumes! Also, Inspector Gadget is genius. Hahaha. I hope you had a great vacation.
Hey maybe that dude was some silver skirted superhero we don’t know about. Don’t judge! LMAO
And oh man Inspector Gadget! Nice one!
You guys looked great! Pure awesomeness!
I saw a costume on Halloween that you totally would have appreciated – two girls went as Nightman and Dayman – or rather, Charlie at the end of the musical. Nightman was carrying the troll toll, and “Charlie” had a bright yellow jacket and skirt. It was wonderful.
And they sang the songs.
OMGGG I can’t believe you went as Charlie and the waitress!! That is AWESOME!!! I have to show my friends, we’re obsessed wih Philly. I’m constantly being told that I’m just like Sweet D. Haha.
The Tobias Nevernude photo rocks my life. Truly truly amazing.
I love drinking beer out of coffee pots or tea cups – tastes so good!
Mr. Creepy looks like he shaved his legs too… yikes!
i would’ve loved to see mcreeperson’s face…but wow… shiny legs!! haha! ;P
Love your costumes!
LOVE your costumes. Meow!
Ha! Your boyfriend has huevos of steel to wear Charlie-style stained long johns in public.
Well done on chugging beer out of your coffee pot too!
How long did it take B to find that exact same shirt!!??
You two looked awesome with a cherry on top.
LOVE It’s Always Sunny!
If you wear the Philly has the best crack t-shirt you definitely won’t coast through Customs.
Drinking beer from a coffee pot, classy lady!
Come on by today, left you an award!
That hoverer was freaky beyond belief. BEE-YOND.
Awesome halloween costumes btw!
Charlie and the Waitress are married in real life! Also, your boyf looks a little more like Mac to me…..
I was across the road at Nanny’s and saw some of these same folks in costume, including that creepiest guy ever. *shudder*
Oh! And is the Bubble Boy talking to Bret Michaels? Love it.
I love your shirt almost as much as I do the wig! Did you notice how the inmate was super staring at Creepy? Maybe he was just playing up his whole just got out of jail I’ll do anything in a skirt costume…
Ah, drinking beer out of the coffee carafe. Totally been there, and done that. (After sneaking a keg into our hotel room at a wedding, we ran out of cups. We started drinking out of every available container, and my boyfriend was walking around sipping out of the mini coffee carafe that was in our room. PRICELESS)
You two are adorable.
B makes an amazing Charlie, and you’re such a hot waitress. That show has become my obsession, by the way. Your fault. Also, kitten mittons doesn’t hurt anything.
Tobias as a nevernude is an AMAZING costume. You and B next year?!
there’s nothing that sends shivers down my bottle more than a hoverer in shimmer tights. HOT.
you guys looked too perfect. your hair is TO DIEEE for.
HAHA! Awesome!! I was wondering if this post was ever going to happen!
INSPECTOR GADGET IS AMAZING.
also, welcome home love.
Maybe he was dressed up as a space pedophile?
I don’t know about the mini skirt guy…I always feel a little sorry for the awkward outcast types (which would explain a lot about the bizarre people who followed me around in college), but he sounds like a serial killer.
This is why we are friends!
Ha, I can’t believe you found the exact same shirt with the stallion for B. That was awesome.
And Mr. Creeperson totally a serial killer.
Inspector Gadget Go Gadget go. Go Gadget go. Inspector Gadget Ooh ohh. Yea.. I’ll have this song in my head all week now!
I loooooooove that you guys were Charlie and the waitress!!!! Being from Philly and all, that is pretty much my favorite show EVER. Did you know they’re married in real life? And also, that shirt is incredible. Philly DOES have the best crack. Whichever way you’d like to interpret that.
Great p ictures. i didn’t dress up so nothing to show. Amazzing peoples creativity.
xx
Visiting your blog is becoming the highlight of my day! Great Halloween pics!
Welcome back to the states, love! Hope it was a good trip.
no, seriously: that guy was creepy. and he would sneak-dance! he would walk up and just start grinding the air near other people dancing.
I can’t believe that wasn’t a costume. I’d be creeped out too. You guys looked great but how many beers can a coffeepot hold?
Oh Good Lord, your wig is insane. I’m pretty sure the waitress would start drinking again if she thought that people really believed her hair looked like that.
But awesome idea! Even if I’m still pissed you didn’t take my suggestion of Hall and Oates.
My mother would shove her head in the oven if she caught me with a mullet. Fact.
Yeah, I totally love drinking alcohol out of bizarre, not meant for alcohol containers. You win with that coffee carafe. Well done.
LOVE your costumes!
That last picture is scary and now I’m going to have nightmares.
Thats not coffee…duh, but what is it?! What a handy dandy costume that allows you to carry around large amounts of alcohol.
You are mahhh hero. I’m glad you’re back love muffin, I’ve missed you!
haha love that you were drinking about of the coffee pot, classic.
Best. Costume. Ever.
I was watching Always Sunny the other day and I thought of you. Inappropriately.
Ah, drinking beer out of a carafe… great use of props!
So glad you’re back!
I have to say, I’ve never watched Sunny but my brother is OBSESSED with it. Your costumes look amazing too.
Oh. Dude. That guy is a Cleveland Park staple. Seriously, that’s not a costume – he wears that shit ALL THE TIME. If you thought it was creepy on Halloween, imagine how jarring it is on a stray Tuesday afternoon.
As if I didn’t love you enough already you go and rock the Charlie and the waitress costumes like no one’s buznass. God I’ve missed you!
Welcome home sweetcheeks!
Best costume ever.
I love Always Sunny! You guys were not bad as Charlie & the Waitress. I like it alot. I think the actress who plays the waitress should TOTALLY do the mullet. It will only help her career.
You two look just like charlie and the waitress. And why didn’t I think of that…you drinking beer out of the coffee pot? Of course you would do that! And as far as creepy McCreeperson…..ya, he’s eaten a baby…for sure.
I’m certain your mother is proud. Parents pride themselves in having raised children with imagination, and the good sense to avoid baby-eaters in mini skirts, right?
Love the balloon boy. And the “McNoSeriously”? Had I just taken a sip of my coffee……. SPEW!!! All over the keyboard. You frickin’ kill me, girl!
I love your costumes. And look how practical of you using the coffee pot for boozing hahaha
That looks like so much fun!!
In that one bubble boy picture, did someone go as the balloon boy?! Cause I just saw the silver UFO shaped balloon Lol
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA OMG this thing just woke me up!!!
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