Last week, my dear friend Marissa- who is in CHILE, mind you- took time out of her vacation to email me this, with the following message…
“Of all the people I know or e-know in the world, I thought of you and your blog when I first saw this.”
I have never, ever been so proud.
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OMG, I don’t even know what to think…
Oh. my. gosh. I have never seen so much hairspray and hair gel in 3 minutes. I also really like that the girls lip synching along do NOT match the words. Oh man. This is gold.
Oh! The eyeshadow!
This need to legislated against, now!
Now to figure out a way to get that out of my head…
Wow. If I had only met him prior to hubby, I’d be all over him and his rings.
Screw black jesus, FB should be that guy for halloween!
hahahaha
How is it possible that this guy gets all the hot women? I must go to the mall and pick me up some rings!!
YES! The universe is good!
Yeah… So I sat down at the computer today, maybe I was planning on rubbing one out. Let’s just be honest. However, now that I’ve seen this, I’m gonna have trouble with erections for days.
OMFG. Thanks a lot. My retinas are burnt and I can’t get it out of my head. I had to steal it, though. It’s too good. I gave you much credit, m’dear.
Now….is it too early for a drink?
jesus criminy christmas!
YES.
That is all.
Oh yes…the 80′s. They say, the styles are coming back ya know, be careful you may soon be donning makeup like that!
Bwahahahahaha!
I lived that….I think I need a shower.
I feel my life is just a little more complete now, thanks.
Wow, I think I just got nauseated from all the sensual swaying.
there is so much to comment on, but i think i would like to recognize the magic of the eyeshadow in this video.
yeh, i got nothin!
W.O.W
I’m with Caroline on this one. Lol
There is nothing to say to that but W.O.W.
Like I said, for me it was the prevalence of the keytar in the Freakaholics Anonymous meeting.
(Glad you’re spreading the joy that is Egyptian Lover!)
Hum! Egyptian Lover and Jeri Curl mullets. There ‘s a theme here . I’m. not. suuure what. it. is.
“I’m kinda desperate, lets get it on” is pretty much the line that got me a nine year old son. Pity pleasin’.
I mean, thank God and all, but still. Not a great look.
is it weird i want to star in his next video?
My first thought was “Freak this INDEED!”
And then I just sat back and enjoyed the sweet jheri curl.
Um and am I the only one who thought of Eddie Murphy when he first walks into the Freakaholics meeting? The 2 dudes dancing make me want to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiiime.
That sincerely made me a little nauseous.
Yes, he’s a freak. Eeeeeeeew.
YOU are one lucky lady. It’s so awesome when your friends, you know, just get you.
I’m jealous.
OMG!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I just fell off my chair, then promptly sent your link to a dozen friends.
What a video!
Yeah this looks like something I watch when drunk at 2 a.m. on Cinemax. The music is just so awful.
Yep! If I woulda stumbled upon this one on my own I definitely woulda thought LILU! I think you should probably make your own version!! It’s a must
(sigh) I miss the 80′s.
oh my gosh, lol. How OLD is this clip? lol
OMG
“e-know” is such a great term!
I bet that guy sees so much ‘third eye’ he can’t stand it.
Oh my….
Lilu, Can I pleasssee have those 3 minutes and 8 seconds of my life back? That was horribly awful (oh and you know I’m going to make other people watch it!)
There was so much grease on hair in that video that I slipped out of my chair at least twice.
oh dear bob that was AWESOME!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
“All of my life, I’ve been a freak. Doin what I want 7 days a week.”
That’s soo my new motto.
Pee Ess Because of all the awesomeness that goes on here, I gave you an award today!
This is 80′s gold! And the props just MAKE this video. Turn that smoke machine up.
LOL! I love the part where he looks at the mummy! Such cheese!
Lets see….
Hot chicks! Check….
Homo dude in Leathers with the SoulGlo dew…Check!
Bad Eighties Keyboard Music…Check!
Synchronized Gay Dancers….Check!
Yeah, this video has all the ear marks of the train wreck in slow motion you just can’t take your eyes off….
Kudos to you for posting with the appropo title.
that is equal parts hilarious and horrifying.
I can’t remember how I came across your blog, but I’m so glad..you are a riot! As for this video, um, OMG, like he said, he is desperate and BOY does he look like it. Damn.
These are the descendants of people who built the friggin’ pyramids? Unbelievable! It looked like a mutant Prince video…
Pretty sure your pic is in the dictionary under the term freakoholic! And now…tell em’ what I am…will now be in my head the rest of the day.
Is this a costume I could get for Halloween? “Excuse me, sir. Where’s your Freak-a-holic section?”
All of my life…I’ve been a freak…yeah..
Lol. This is hilarious! I am so digging the 80s flat, techno drums and the bright clothes, big hair and synthesizer tones. He’s the man (not really)!
Omygosh!! Egyptian Lover was our FAVORITE joke when I was a dj at wxyc! oh the memories…thanks for that burst of happeeee today!
Oh shit, that’s funny. Bwahaha, what a great end to a rainy, craptastic Monday!
I don’t think it’s fair you post this and the song isn’t on iTunes. (teehee)
OMG the things that are on the internet….thanks for spectating this weekend!!! Had so much fun. Need a longer visit soon tho
I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again, I always die laughing at the videos you post.
This is hilarious! HAHAHA
I’ve got a lot of work to do. Apparently I’ve been living with the wrong kind of guy…
Sexayyy!!
I don’t even know what to say about this.
Possible one of the best videos of the year. My husband and I have watched it at least 20x since you’ve posted it.
I imagine that the Freak-a-Holic room is what heaven is like.
I’m speechless. So many questions that I just can’t verbalize….