***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***
Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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Hello hello, and welcome to the vomitousness of Thursday! Today, my own TMIT is actually over at That Kind of Girl’s place, and it involves me in a whole new light… a NEKKID light. So get thee to her pad to check it out.
BUT I shall not leave you empty handed over here. Warning to my mom and all straight dudes: You probably wanna skip this one.
Last weekend, my GBF Thomas and I were sipping on our $16 margaritas in the Village (I have no idea where we actually were… I just wanted to sound cool). We were catching up and swapping war stories, when he cracked the ultimate TMI egg of knowledge on my head.
So, back in LA, one of his friends, who we’ll call “George”, had recently split from his boyfriend. Being on the rebound, George was out on the town living it up, like any normal person. He was out at a bar with some friends, when a super hot guy approached and hit on him… hard.
So George is all, WTF, why not, right? So they head back to Super Hot Guy’s place, and are fooling around. George starts to… play around… in the back door of Super Hot Guy, when suddenly, he feels a SHARP PAIN on his finger… so he pulls it out, and it’s BLEEDING!!!
…Thanks to Super Hot Guy’s anal warts.
That were so big and hard (twss) they CUT his finger.
For the record? I didn’t even know anal warts EXISTED. So consider this your herpes PSA for the day.
And never say I’m not a giver.
Other awesomely bad TMITs this week…
Me! at That Kind of Girl’s place: Liv it, Luv it, Look at it naked: A TMI Thursday Guest Post from LiLu, the TMI Queen
moog’s Objects in the Rear View Mirror may be my Bare Ass
Maxie at Jill Pilgrim’s place: tmi thursday: you’ll never look at my hand the same way
shine’s I don’t want to hear it. Hell, I don’t even want to see it. But yes, I did it.
jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: hotel sex and… parents?
DC Princess’ TMI Thursday: Call Me Wounded Butt
Sebastian’s Boys bouncing wet and naked, another teenage story
Spleen’s TMI Thursday: don’t ask me for advice.
mylittlebecky’s uh oh! hot dog! (tmit)
imgonnabreakyourheart’s a tame tmi thursday: word choice
Mb’s I need your help! You will be properly rewarded.
Carissa Jade’s TMI Thursday: The Legend of the Log (In Rhyme)
Daffy’s TMI Thursday – its Lame its Tame but its all I got
Tabitha’s TMI Thursday: The Time I Didn’t Take My Mother’s Advice.
Jaime’s TMI Thursday: My First Time
Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI Thursday – When kids ask too many questions
Lucy’s TMI:Thursday: We All Know What I Wanted To Hammer!
BigSis’ TMI Thursday: Deja Poo
M’s TMIT: Ur Virginity, I Takez It
Sean’s TMI Thursday: New Toilet Story
Jeff’s is that dirt? no it’s not
Antelope’s Everyone loves a good poop story
The Bare Essential’s Spoogie Stuffs
Tricia’s TMI Thursday: PMS’cuse Me
Big Mama Cass’ Go on, double click that mouse! TMI Thursday
miss. chief’s tmit – mexican toilet
Gladys’ Clowns You Be the Judge
Ed’s TMI Thursday: Amy G is back!
Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : Captain Commando
Ex Hot Girl’s TMI Thursday: I peed in my pants.
amber murphy’s Popping my TMI Thursday Cherry
Kelly’s TMI thursday
{ 95 comments }
Um.
Are you sure it was warts that cut his finger and not, like, small animals or rodents and shit in there?
I heard that’s how Julia Roberts lost the top of her pinky when she was seeing Richard Gere.
True story.
OH MY GOD.
WARTS can be that hard?
I’m going to go kill myself now.
Ewwwwwwwww.
HIS ASS HAD TEETH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I’ve never been even slightly fazed by your TMI posts. Until now.
Congratulations.
?????????? That is all.
Um, yeah, well, I knew that sort of thing existed, but I didn’t know they grew teeth and bit people. Maybe super gay hot guy stuck a razor blade or something sharp and nasty up there to shred/masacare some poor guys penis. Pay back for the gay bitch who left him last….(?)
Anyway, that was nasty. I feel disgusted.
Um. I bet he was glad he didn’t stick his dick in him.
That would explain why super hot guy doesn’t have a boyfriend.
The things you get people to share with you!!!
Oh, my gosh, I would have died hearing that story. I bet you get better stories than a priest!!!!
Well I hope after that, he didn’t put his penis in there.
OMG and gross…and thanks I think
OMFG! Anal warts are supposed to be like skin tags around your asshole. He had something else going on up in his jagged cookie.
UGH! How many more margaritas did you have to drink to get over that story???!!!
That is just gross. I think I vomited in my mouth!
How does one not realize they have these!??That teaches you to check before you prod!!!
ewwww…never heard of anal warts…so did george end up with warts on his hand?
Oh.My.God!
I don’t get how the cutting occured…jagged edges? Someone make me understand.
oh no! yikes! that is awful….
I definitely didn’t want to know that those existed…
ummm….I got nothing….you win
Aaaaannnnd, I just threw up on my keyboard.
Should I still lick your face? Was GBF licking your face? Do I need to lick your face using a dental dam?
I’ve been a bit absent lately. Ummm. I’m glad to be back? No. Of course I am. TMI Thursday lives up to its name. Awesome.
I should have learned by now never to read your blog on a Thursday when snacking.
oh.em.gee.
that just took foulness to a whole nother level! barrrffffaroni!!!
So he had fangs in his ass.
you’re right, that was vomitous. i will never touch another asshole again. wait, what?
I don’t believe that was anal warts, that was full on” alien has probed me in the ass and left something”!!
Ew.
At least it wasn’t a gerbil in his ass that bit him. Cause that story was really weird.
LOL “jagged cookie”. Totally borrowing that.
I should have listened to your warning to stop reading. I should have listened.
Blegh. I hope he got his shots or whatevs. Nothing like contracting an STD through your finger.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…
I am so disturbed right now. SO DISTURBED.
That was NOT good for my breakfast. Or me. On any level!
That should be a crime.
Holy shit. I didn’t even know that was possible! If they are that hard and sharp you’d think they’d hurt the other guys asshole just being there. WTF.
Oh, DUDE! I would’ve thought the Anal Warts had broken open or something, not CUT your friend’s finger! WTF!
The fact that that is a thing that can happen makes me hate the world. That is not a thing that should even be in the category of “Possible Weird Biznaz”. Though on the plus side, that is a condition WebMD has never tried to scare me into thinking I had.
Watch out, he’s gonna cut you… WITH HIS ASS WARTS.
I am fighting back vomit. My skin is crawling. Rarely does ANYTHING gross me out. But, this did it. You deserve some sort of award.
Some shit (no pun intended, ok maybe just a bit) is so unbelievable like this incident – I HAD to look up anal warts on the web. No where does it say that they could harm anyone by cutting. The wart can bleed but not be sharp like a knife to stab you. So I am going to have to say anal wart man has something else going on up in his dark cave. Anal warts are from HPV, hope your GBF washed his hands and anything else that may have touched wartman’s anus.
Like pretty much everyone else (and yourself), I had no idea that was even possible….And if they could cut George’s finger, how the hell does the other guy live with them?
I could have lived 80 more years without ever having to hear that. Good one Lilu! You knocked it out of the park this time I’d say!
Oh … my … OUCH!!! Things like these make me praise the invention of condoms LOL. That sounds so painful … my TMI is not worth your praise this week, I just have to pee really badly. Love your TMIs, no matter how gross they are haha.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Anal warts??? Ugh. How does he even go number two with all those things up there???
Annnnd I just grossed myself out further…
is this even possible?!?!?
VOMIT.
Anal warts will cut a bitch.
what..what is that?
and also: jesus christ on a crutch, razor sharp anal warts?
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wuuuuuuuht?! How the feck is that even possible?! I feel so sheltered.
Should NOT have read that right after getting back from lunch. That might be the grossest thing I have ever heard. Tell me all the stories you want about sticking your arm into a crap filled toilet, but seriously? Ugh, I feel like I’m never going to be clean again.
That is soooooooo NASty!
I totally just threw up.
I am so loving my wart free behind right now, whew!
pee esss…. TMI Post for ya … http://bigmamacass.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/go-on-double-click-that-mouse-tmi-thursday/
lmfao!
Firstly, warts even existed there??
Secondly, they were SHARP?!?!
Two TMIT’s for the price of one today, huh Lilu? Thanks!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
That sounds like original Sci Fi (er, SyFy) programming, right there.
How big does an anal wart have to be before it starts biting back?
If you were trying to make us forget last week’s TMI, that featured you elbow-deep in your own poo, mission accomplished.
Hey Lilu, I’m signing up for another week. Oh and I think maybe I might need to go see the urologist for that medicine that turns you into plumbing. You know the urgent and frequent urniation.
So George’s friend had biting anal warts? Were they rabid?
and once again… i believe a bit of vomit has came up!
Hmm. I really did not see that coming. Just uh, yeah, um… wow.
I thought you were going to say he had something stuck up there the whole time that cut him. I don’t know whether that would have been worse than this or not…
Finally got my TMI post up.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy OBVIOUSLY has something toothy chewing on his prostate or the image in my head right now (it looked a lot like this: http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/potcjackkraken.jpg)
Whups, I mean: http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/potcjackkraken.jpg
ouch. moral of the story, fingers first then dick?
Nononononononono (rocking self)
WTF? Really? I never heard of anything sharp in the backdoor…
Ewwww. Makes you wonder about that guy and not in a good way!
So much for my dinner of . kid you not, tomato basil soup!
Thanks my darling Lilu. Love you truly, but can never have soup again!
But I’ll come back to you.
Priorities!
Ewwww. Just ewww.
gross. glad George started with his finger.
Ummmm.. Sharp warts? That’s craaaazy! Now I’m thinking my initial anal warts diagnosis from Dr Evil was waaaaaay off!
http://karlosophies.blogspot.com/2009/07/vist-with-dr-evil.html
Dang. That is a scary story.
Love the “cracking egg” analogy.
i posted
and how the heck is that possible?!
omg lilu, why would you do that to me???!!!!!
I know about anal warts (not personal experience), but never knew they could be so hard they’d cut someone.
Ouch…
I second everyone who made mention of the lucky fact that he explored with a finger first. I’ve heard of genital/anal warts, but never this type of Venus Fly-Wart…
ANNNND I’m grossed out.
I’m am at a rehearsal with guys in drag.
Um Hi. I strangely miss you given I don’t really know you but let’s hang out and get drunk soon. Kay Thanks! JJ
O M GGG
W T FFFFF
EWWWWWWWW
OMG GROSSS! How did someone have it, btw?
Oh. My. God.
I never knew those existed either. Really? Effing ANAL WARTS? That cut fingers?! Creepy.
My roommate is gay so I am at no shortage for stories like this. This is pretty disgusting, but I have heard some pretty horrible stories from my roommate about his sexy time haha. But sharp warts? I shiver thinking of it.
So did they go ahead and get it on?
Wow. That guy’s turds must have looked like starfish.
I so enjoyed “the ultimate TMI egg of knowledge ” that the sharp warts barely bothered me. Yeah, but they still bothered me.
You changed your link structure so that they’re numerical now? Thanks for breaking my RSS reader, damnit!
Anyway… thank you for that. Always an education, your blog. Always…
…. i really don’t know what to say. This one topped last week’s TMI and and and….
I uhm.. was having my late lunch (why did I have a late lunch and read a TMI?) and now I don’t know what to do with the regurgitated food now..
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Dude that TMI was so unexpected…. but good job lol
I think you took TMI Thurs to a whole new level. I’m officially traumatized. Shit.
Eww gross. Now I’m going to have nightmares. Thanks!
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