Comments on: The Shiz My Boyfriend Says, Volume XVI http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html The world through the eyes of a South-i-fied Masshole Sun, 14 Mar 2010 04:22:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: alissa http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25372 alissa Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:02:58 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25372 ew i hadnt thought about that with true blood. but i guess its true haha. i love bill and sookie:) ew i hadnt thought about that with true blood. but i guess its true haha. i love bill and sookie:)

]]> By: Ella Unread http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25292 Ella Unread Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:17:42 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25292 wow, that's funny cuz I actually started my blog as the recollection of my stupidities (my former blog)..sigh...too bad I can't be objective with the crap I say. wow, that’s funny cuz I actually started my blog as the recollection of my stupidities (my former blog)..sigh…too bad I can’t be objective with the crap I say.

]]> By: Camille http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25280 Camille Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:24:02 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25280 My boyfriend absolutely loves the things your B says. He spent over an hour a few weeks ago just reading all of the posts prior to this one and laughing his ass off. I feel compelled to share with you what he said last night that honestly reminded me of something that you would write about... We were lying on the couch watching the LSU vs Auburn game... B-"I wish I had a flame throwing penis." Me-"why?" B-"Because then when my friends are showing off their tricks like double jointed thumbs I could be like "hey guys look at this"" he started making a whooooosh sound and gyrating his hips. Then while getting ready for bed he just randomly looks up at me and goes "wait, if I had a flame throwing penis, what would happen if it short circuited in my pants?!" *blank stare from me* Boys are dumb. My boyfriend absolutely loves the things your B says. He spent over an hour a few weeks ago just reading all of the posts prior to this one and laughing his ass off.

I feel compelled to share with you what he said last night that honestly reminded me of something that you would write about…

We were lying on the couch watching the LSU vs Auburn game…
B-”I wish I had a flame throwing penis.”
Me-”why?”
B-”Because then when my friends are showing off their tricks like double jointed thumbs I could be like “hey guys look at this”"
he started making a whooooosh sound and gyrating his hips.

Then while getting ready for bed he just randomly looks up at me and goes “wait, if I had a flame throwing penis, what would happen if it short circuited in my pants?!”
*blank stare from me*

Boys are dumb.

]]> By: andhari http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25260 andhari Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:05:07 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25260 I wonder that too about Bill and Sookie. TMI much?:P Especially since Bill said in an episode that the nicest spot to feed is you know, around that area. Blech. I wonder that too about Bill and Sookie. TMI much?:P

Especially since Bill said in an episode that the nicest spot to feed is you know, around that area.

Blech.

]]> By: Down and Out Chic http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25251 Down and Out Chic Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:06:19 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25251 you're boyfriend is heeeelarious, but a hair under the eye!? yikes. you’re boyfriend is heeeelarious, but a hair under the eye!? yikes.

]]> By: Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25248 Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:53:40 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25248 ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks, I needed that. :) I'm also going to work 'cat rich, bitch' into a conversation this week. Totally. :) ROTFLMAO!!!

Thanks, I needed that.

:)

I’m also going to work ‘cat rich, bitch’ into a conversation this week. Totally. :)

]]> By: speakyourself http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25238 speakyourself Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:28:59 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25238 You and B are PERFECT for each other. This post only further proves the point. You and B are PERFECT for each other. This post only further proves the point.

]]> By: Colby http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25237 Colby Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:24:42 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25237 Sitting at the airport in Vegas waiting to fly home. In a crowd of people, I just started laughing and shot water out through my nose. Awesome. I'm my own little show in Vegas reading you. Sitting at the airport in Vegas waiting to fly home. In a crowd of people, I just started laughing and shot water out through my nose. Awesome. I’m my own little show in Vegas reading you.

]]> By: Constructive Attitude http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25236 Constructive Attitude Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:54:30 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25236 LOL. you two are crazy! LOL. you two are crazy!

]]> By: fgrngtllt http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25235 fgrngtllt Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:14:12 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25235 i can only hope to one day someone as wonderfully special as B...god bless this man! i can only hope to one day someone as wonderfully special as B…god bless this man!

]]> By: Stoneskin http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25234 Stoneskin Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:28:21 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25234 This? This is why I LOVE you. I love the dialogue, not just the cat hair humour, which is funny enough, but the dialogue is great, I think because it captures something of the mundane which we all know and love, but is rarely documented. B is right to make a stand, those solitary (and bizarrly-coloured) hairs should be left alone, if only because there is a miniscule chance they might trip someone up. This? This is why I LOVE you. I love the dialogue, not just the cat hair humour, which is funny enough, but the dialogue is great, I think because it captures something of the mundane which we all know and love, but is rarely documented.

B is right to make a stand, those solitary (and bizarrly-coloured) hairs should be left alone, if only because there is a miniscule chance they might trip someone up.

]]> By: Lori http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25233 Lori Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:10:50 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25233 I love the shiz your boyfriend says....lol. You both are a hoot and spend a lot of time on your couch...lol...hope it's a comfy couch! I love the shiz your boyfriend says….lol. You both are a hoot and spend a lot of time on your couch…lol…hope it’s a comfy couch!

]]> By: Cassie http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25232 Cassie Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:25:25 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25232 I love the True Blood quote...because seriously? I always wonder that. Especially in Twilight, when they can't go to Biology on the day the kids prick their fingers, but aren't there girls on their periods around them all the time? LOL I love the True Blood quote…because seriously? I always wonder that. Especially in Twilight, when they can’t go to Biology on the day the kids prick their fingers, but aren’t there girls on their periods around them all the time? LOL

]]> By: Paula http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25231 Paula Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:05:25 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25231 I'm thinking perhaps the random back hair conversation should maybe have been saved for TMI Thursday . . . :) I’m thinking perhaps the random back hair conversation should maybe have been saved for TMI Thursday . . . :)

]]> By: BigMamaCass http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25228 BigMamaCass Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:56:02 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25228 lmfao!!! B makes me cry tears of laughter! HAHAHA! lmfao!!! B makes me cry tears of laughter! HAHAHA!

]]> By: Witless Fool http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25225 Witless Fool Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:11:02 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25225 The epitome of a healthy relationship ^_^ The epitome of a healthy relationship ^_^

]]> By: siovhan http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25224 siovhan Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:17:57 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25224 i love these!! you and b are, like, my relationship heroes. i love these!! you and b are, like, my relationship heroes.

]]> By: Gabbi http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25223 Gabbi Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:07:46 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25223 Very funny!♥♥ :) Very funny!♥♥ :)

]]> By: floreta http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25222 floreta Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:24:09 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25222 ha! man.. i have one long hair that grows on my left cheek! and its white! like a whisker :( i try to pluck it if i notice it. ha! man.. i have one long hair that grows on my left cheek! and its white! like a whisker :(

i try to pluck it if i notice it.

]]> By: Suburban Sweetheart http://www.livitluvit.com/2009/10/the-shiz-my-boyfriend-says-volume-xvi.html#comment-25221 Suburban Sweetheart Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:56:22 +0000 http://www.livitluvit.com/?p=2363#comment-25221 I. Not U. Shit. I'M DONE. I. Not U. Shit. I’M DONE.

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