Jill's Blob is a Dirty, Dirty Whore.

by rachaelgking on October 13, 2009 · 30 comments

Check it out.

(Totally safe for work. Swear on my shoe closet. It’s made of real shoes, so you know it’s good.)

Missed you hookers!

Mama said share.

{ 30 comments }

1 Melissa October 13, 2009 at 8:30 am: Missed you more…

<3
2 Matt October 13, 2009 at 8:33 am: Swearing on you shoe closet?

HAHA. Awesome.

Everyone has their own religion.
3 hillbillyduhn October 13, 2009 at 8:44 am: Is that a different way of saying you’re coming out? bawahahaha

Well, I am getting “married” in four days…

FOUR MORE DAYS!!! FOUR MORE DAYS!!!
4 Lee October 13, 2009 at 9:18 am: Real shoes?? You’re lucky.

Christmas done come early this year.
5 moooooog35 October 13, 2009 at 9:47 am: All these people guest posting and I’m sitting here like the fat chick at the dance.

Fat guy.

Fat GUY at the dance.

Please ignore the heels.

At least you waxed.
6 buffalo dick October 13, 2009 at 9:59 am: Huh? Sorry, having a clueless day today..

Shhhhh. Me too. Just click the link.
7 alexandra keller October 13, 2009 at 10:26 am: well, i love shoes…

Me, too… like in a totally inappropriate way.
8 fizzgigabyte October 13, 2009 at 10:47 am: hmmm if one believed in god, swearing on it is like, forbidden, right? so i think its against the laws of religion to swear on shoes. if in fact, shoes represent the god.

whatever…..

You’re making my head all ouchy.
9 Nickie October 13, 2009 at 11:05 am: I like shoes. Tis all good.

Amen.
10 Summer October 13, 2009 at 11:07 am: I missed your crazy ass!

Likewise, my dear!
11 Skylers Dad October 13, 2009 at 11:08 am: Now THAT’s how you blog sit!

*Z-snap*
12 Ed Adams October 13, 2009 at 11:14 am: Make sure you get over to Travis’ blog (http://fisherofstories.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-100th-post-in-which-i-am-roasted-to.html) and wish him a happy 100th Post.

We’re having a roast for him.

There’s a link on my blog is that one doesn’t work.

In fact, I think he’s even got an award for you, Lilu.

Thanks for the heads up, darlin!
13 Dave "Loose Cannon" Wills October 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm: How was the Big, Juicy Red Apple?

You prob had so much fun there!!

We had a blast.

Also, I never want to see tequila again.
14 Ambar October 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm: Gave you an award dear, or should I say whore!? UMMM I should have thought of that first. Meanwhile..

http://www.ambarsthoughts.com/2009/10/awards-and-shotouts.html

Awww, thank you so much! Haha!
15 Mike October 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm: I get here and you’re making me go somewhere else? Ugh. That’s like work man.

Yeah. That click of the index finger must’ve really worn you out.
16 Stoneskin October 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm: I’ve read somewhere that if you swear by a shoe that shoe will step in a terrifying turd within a week. This truth has one terrifying implication. Don’t ever swear by a flip-flop.

Sound advice, my friend.
17 Travis October 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm: You totally showed up and commented on my blog today. I love you.

Happy 100 posts, dear!
18 Kellie October 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm: I wish I had a shoe closet. They are overtaking my clothing closet. It’s getting to be a struggle. Shoes or clothes, shoes or clothes and then throw in way too many purses and we’ve got ourselves a war zone!

WALK IN. it is the only way to go.
19 Martha at A Sense of Humor is Essential October 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm: We missed you too! Did you have a Gay Old Time In The City?

You know it!
20 Randi October 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm: ooooh.. great guest post!

Thanks love!
21 Chelsea Talks Smack October 13, 2009 at 4:52 pm: yay you’re back!

In style, my dear.
22 Jessica October 13, 2009 at 6:09 pm: I was going to leave a comment…then I saw you’re getting married in FOUR DAYS!

Are you freaking out yet?…I was…but that’s because I still had ten billion things to do AND THEN WE FORGOT THE RINGS. I shit you not. I had to have my mom break into our house to get them.

Oops. This happens a lot. It’s pretend married… joint birthday celebration with my “fiancee”, Maxie. You better believe if it was the real deal I’d be too busy to blog right now…
23 Elizabeth Marie October 13, 2009 at 6:37 pm: Never leave me again

Love your face.
24 Jules October 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm: I’ve been told to call all of my friends “Slut” now. So, Slut, I missed you!

A group of girlfriends and I tried to do that with cunt once. Like, “Where my cunts at?!”

It didn’t go over so well.
25 Gabbi October 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm: Love your blog too Great friend post…

Thanks love.
26 Constructive Attitude October 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm: Can I borrow/have some shoes.

Nobody touches the shoes.
27 Witless Fool October 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm: You know a girl is serious when she’s ready to swear on her shoes!!!

TRUTH.
28 J October 13, 2009 at 9:36 pm: So glad you’re back.

I was feeling just the slightest bit unfunny without you around…

Awww. Thanks, dear.
29 Kristin October 14, 2009 at 2:33 am: Don’t ever change.

This I can promise you.
30 meleah rebeccah October 15, 2009 at 9:35 am: missed you too